Obama Wins The Fat Vote Romney Flounders And Insults Fat People

 

Romney got caught buying votes with food. Sure, trading food for the fat vote works but it is illegal. President Obama is not only talking the talk but he is also walking/waddling the walk.

A beefed up Obama looking more and more presidential!

Anyone can buy food and pass them out to hungry gluttons but President Obama is putting that food where his mouth is and beefing up for the fat vote.  Fatlings respect that and getting fat is legal. Bribing people with food for votes is illegal.


Ronmey also has a smelly pedophile draft dodger problem in the form of has been rocker and chicken hawk  NRA mouth piece Ted Nugent. 



Romney's problems with fatlings do not end with his food for votes, dog abuse and his relationship with Ted the draft dodging stinky pedophile draft dodger Nugent he is also facing a cookie gate scandal. Mitt was given some great cookies from a great local bakery an he dissed them. Not only did he diss the baker who is probably a fatling but he dissed all cookie eating fatlings. What a fucking douchebag.

Obama chowing on pizza! Does it get anymore American than that?

Mrs Obama joins him in his fast food feast!

Obama continually puts his food where his mouth is as he packs on the pounds and beefs up for the general election and he does it eating an all American diet. YUMMY!


Romney does not eat food. We at Bigger Fatter Politics would like to thank fellow fatling Newt Gingrich for exposing the money eating job exporting dog abuser Mitt Romney.

Romney eats like a pussy!

Obama eats like a real man!!

Romney never actually puts food in his mouth! Obama feeds his face like a real man! Maybe Romney does not know how to eat real American food. Obama is making short work of this philly cheese steak while Romney pretends to nibble on a fried rat's asshole.

Eating habits can tell you a lot about a person. Obama is not a finicky eater. He is an aggressive eater and he know what he likes and he goes for it. This reflects in his decision making. He didn't pussy foot around about killing  bin Laden or saving the auto industry. He went for it. He's a power eater and Americans admire that.

 
Obama is ballsy like the honey badger and Romney is a two faced mealy mouthed flip flopping snake and we know what happens when a snake crosses paths with the honey badger.

Suck On My Man Titties Bitch: Why Chris "Crisco" Christie Can Beat Obama

Arnold may have been the Governator but Christie is the Gluttonator. Proudly displaying his Buddah belly Chris Christie is saying, "SUCK ON MY MAN TITTIES BITCH!"

Unless the GOP pulls its head out of its ass Obama will win and win by a landslide. It appears that Mitt Romney will be the nominee of the party. The GOP in their hypocrisy wants a corporate puppet and they don't seen to care if that puppet is far more liberal than Obama and nearly as skinny.

A normally confident Obama is awed and intimidated by Christie's girth!

CLICK HERE FOR A GUESS CHRIS CHRISTIE'S WEIGHT CONTEST

EAT!

Side note: The following shabby reporting is from The New Republic's website.

Michael Kinsley, my friend and former boss at the New Republic and Slate, has a Bloomberg column today arguing that Chris Christie's fatness is a legitimate issue in judging his fitness (no pun intended) to be president. Paul Campos, a law professor at the University of Colorado, argues elsewhere on this Web site that it isn't a legitimate issue, or, if it is, it isn't clear whether it's a minus or a plus. I take a more scientific approach to this question. Earlier this week I surveyed America's fattest presidents (defined as those with a Body Mass Index of 30 or more) and found, based on Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.'s 1996 "greatness" rankings, that collectively these lipo-Americans fell into the "average" category as presidents, albeit at its higher end. As some readers pointed out, it was a small sample--only five presidents were in the 30-plus range, and one of them was the almost pathologically vigorous Theodore Roosevelt. (Chester Arthur, 28.7, and Bill Clinton, 28.3, were our sixth- and seventh-fattest presidents, but being shy of 30 they did not meet the medical definition of obesity. Interestingly, we have only ever had one president who was medically obese and also a Democrat. That was Grover "Where's My Pa?" Cleveland. Three of the others were Republicans and the fifth was a Whig. Draw whatever conclusions you like.)

Bigger and more pear shaped Republican William Howard Taft was hands down our fattest and best president ever. Unlike today's apple shaped Republicans Taft was a compassionate man who did even more trust busting than fellow Bull Moose Party and Republican Party fatling Teddy Roosevelt.

TAFT = FATT! Just move the letters around!

Leave it to a hack conservative journalist to get the facts wrong.  The fattest president was William Howard Taft! I guess they didn't want people finding out that Big Bill Taft like Big Bill Clinton cared about the little guy. Pear shaped fatlings are the most compassionate. Christie appear to be PearApple blend.




Getting back to Christie: He has fattitude and right now the GOP base wants a president with fattitude as do all fat Americans. Unlike that bean pole Romney Christie is not only real fat he's real.


DO THE MATH! 73% of Americans are fat! The candidate who wins the fat vote wins the election.


The Fat Girl Problem For Christie
 
Fat girls just swoon over guys like Obama. The late Tupac Shakurr was right when he said, "skinny Niggaz can really throw the dick" Obama is probably hung like a mule to boot and fat girls like sausage whether it is attached to a handsome man like their dreamy Barack or sitting on a plate at IHOP next to a towering stack of flap jacks. Most fat girls refer to themselves as a hot mamas for Obama. They want a president that reminds them of when some skinny guy got drunk and porked the shit out of them. Christie's belly may be be seen as a gas tank for the love machine by skinny chicks who can get on top are concerned but too many a fat girl recalls being disappointed by a fat boy like Chris Christie who was unable to complete docking maneuvers do to buried penis syndrome and pannicular obstruction. 




Obama is working hard for the fat vote. He is showing that he can chow down when need be. This could backfire among savvy male gluttons who think he may be trying too hard but fat boys unlike fat girls like hanging around skinny handsome men to pick up the rejects.

 

Who Gets The Fat Vote: Obama? Gingrich

I Fat Bastard, have been pondering the question or who will win the fat vote. I have consulted with some of the most astute political fatlings and I am still in a quandry but I do have some thoughts and predictions.

The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef.

According to the Chef, fat voters will split among gender and geographical lines. The Chef: "Them BBW's and SSBBW's will be votin for the Barrack God bless em but them fat crackas will be voting for Newt."



Fat males will be voting primarily for Republican Newt Gingrich. There are many reasons for this. Gingrich is a fat guy and while he is not even close to Chris Christie  he's a hell of a lot fatter than Obama. Fat guys admire a corpulent man like Gingrich because he's one fat guy that gets laid a lot! Most fat guys only sex is with Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Gingrich gets more ass than a toilet seat and that's more than former fatling Bill Clinton. Gingrich once said of his first or second wife, "She not pretty enough to be a president's wife and besides she has cancer." 


That's fattitude. 

 
This makes Newt Gingrich the hogzilla of alpha pigs. OINK! He's a hero to fat boys everywhere. A lot of fat guys would like to be a womanizer like Newt Gingrich but they just don't have his sweep. Fat guys will be voting for Newt.


President Obama will do great with the sows. Women swoon over him and so do fat girls. The like skinny guys because skinny guy often leave some food on their plate and as the late Tupac Shakur so adroitly pointed out, "Skinny niggas can really throw the dick." and The first lady always has a smile on her face so Barack can really throw the dick. Fat girls are jealous of Michelle but they love Barrack and always go for guys who are way way way out of their league. 

Da FOOD!

Obama's home town is Chicago and Chicago is one of the fattest cities in the world. Obama will carry the fat vote in major metropolitan areas and Obama is courting those voters with a lot of power eating of his own.

The White House is courting fat female voters with big thick wieners. Fat girls love big thick wieners!

Republicans are working much harder and  for the fat vote. The Republicans have big time pig time money behind them and the following article from Mother Jones explains.


http://motherjones.com/mojo/2011/06/republicans-courting-fat-vote

Republicans Court the Fat Vote

—By Stephanie Mencimer

| Thu Jun. 2, 2011 8:54 AM PDT

There isn't much dispute in the public health world that Americans are too fat. A quarter of all Americans living in 39 states are clinically obese, numbers that have expanded dramatically over the past 20 years. So you'd think that when the Obama administration tries to actually do something to address the obesity epidemic, most everyone would be on board. With the current crop of Republicans in Congress, though, you'd be mistaken.

The Washington Post reports that House Republicans have decided to slash away at public health measures designed to combat obesity, especially those aimed at children. On Tuesday, a House appropriations committee decided to do away with the first new upgrade of federal nutritional standards for public school meals in 15 years. Making the meals lower in fat and sugar and adding in more fruits and veggies, they concluded, simply cost too much. And those regulations passed last year that would require fast-food outlets to post the calorie information of their fattening offerings? Well, House Republicans want to exempt 7-Elevens, grocery stores, and other businesses from those rules. Americans apparently don't need to know that the Double Gulp they're about the buy contains a whopping 600 calories. Children, who are assaulted daily with advertising for horrible, fatty, sugar-laden food will get no relief from Republicans, who have told the Department of Agriculture to back away from crafting even voluntary guidelines for companies that pitch food to kids.

Clearly, Republicans are pandering to their big-ag and corporate food processing donors here. But by doing so, it sure looks like they are giving new meaning to the party's "big tent." They aren't setting a particularly good example, at least, when it comes to taking obesity seriously. But perhaps they don't care that much.

Gov. Chris "Crisco" Christie flaunting fabulous fat folds.

One of the party's leading lights, the heavyset New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, once told Don Imus, "I am setting an example Don. We have to spur our economy. Dunkin Donuts, International House of Pancakes, those people need to work too.”  Christie this week took a state helicopter to his kid's baseball game, got in a black sedan that drove him 100 yards to the baseball diamond and then back to the helicopter. Apparently walking was just out of the question. Republicans are trying desperately to get Christie to run for president.