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Showing posts with label fatling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fatling. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 4, 2014
The Boost Your Metabolism Myth
Like so many things in the weight loss industry this too is bullshit.
1. There is not pill that will safely or significantly increase your basal metabolic rate and frankly why increase your BMR. If you are hell bent on losing weight because you are a jealous fat girl, simply eat less. Boosting your metabolism make about as much sense as putting fuel in your car and then letting the care idle so that you can burn it.
Fact: The most a Basal Metabolic Rate can vary in individuals of the same age, weight and gender is 35 calories per day.
2. Increasing muscle mass increases metabolism. The claim in that a muscular 200 pounder burns more calories than a fat out of shape couch potato. This is more weight loss industry hocus pocus. I fit person has more efficient cardio than an out of shape fatling. At rest the fitling has a much slower resting heart rate that the fatling. 2 of the biggest users of calories are the heart and lungs. A fitling may have a resting heart rate of around 60 beats per minute or less where all the fatling's typical heart rate is at least 80 beats per minute. A fatling is burning more calories 24/7 than the fitling.
Let's take an every day task like climbing a flight of stairs. The fitling will ascend those stairs and his heart rate will barely go up but the fatling's heart will go into the 140 beats per minute range and stay high for quite a while. That burn a fuck load of calories!
Let the fitlings take the stairs. We fatlings have elevators and escalators and for flat surfaces we have moving floors and power chairs.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Japan is the Fat Friendliest Country on Earth
I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really
think so. The Japanese have always had great reverence for fatlings and
the following video shows just how great fat boys in Japan have it. The
Japanese are the greatest people on earth!
私は日本の転換だと思う。私は日本の転換だと思う。私は本当にそう思います。日本人は常に肥えたの偉大な畏敬の念を持っていたが、次のビデオは、日本に大きな脂肪の少年たちはそれを持ってどれだけを示しています。日本人は地球上で最大の人々です!
Japanese women are generally skinny and really sexy and they love fat boys like me, Fat Bastard.
日本の女性は一般的に、本当にセクシーな痩せていると、彼らは私のような脂肪の男の子が大好きです。
We fat boys spend a lot of time in doctor's offices and hospitals and too often we are looked after by fat angry hairy nurses who only like skinny guys. Nurses in Japan are all skinny and HOT!
Angry Jealous American nurse on right.
I'd beat the shit out of Godzilla if they'd let me live in Japan. I, Fat Bastard love Japan. What a country! What a great culture!
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