Japan is the Fat Friendliest Country on Earth

I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so. The Japanese have always had great reverence for fatlings and the following video shows just how great fat boys in Japan have it. The Japanese are the greatest people on earth!

私は日本の転換だと思う。私は日本の転換だと思う。私は本当にそう思います。日本人は常に肥えたの偉大な畏敬の念を持っていたが、次のビデオは、日本に大きな脂肪の少年たちはそれを持ってどれだけを示しています。日本人は地球上で最大の人々です！




Japanese women are generally skinny and really sexy and they love fat boys like me, Fat Bastard.

日本の女性は一般的に、本当にセクシーな痩せていると、彼らは私のような脂肪の男の子が大好きです。


We fat boys spend a lot of time in doctor's offices and hospitals and too often we are looked after by fat angry hairy nurses who only like skinny guys. Nurses in Japan are all skinny and HOT! 


Angry Jealous American nurse on right.


I'd beat the shit out of Godzilla if they'd let me live in Japan. I, Fat Bastard love Japan. What a country! What a great culture!