Justin Bieber Drives 100 MPH and Spits in Neighbor's Face

A face we'd all love to punch!

Let's not mince words here, Justin Bieber is a total fucking asshole. The question now is how would you like to see this privileged little cocksucker punished?

From TMZ

The man -- a 47-year-old successful businessman and father of 3 -- went onto Justin's Calabasas property and screamed, "You can't drive like this!"  The man told deputies, Justin responded by saying , "Get the f**k out of here," and then he spit in the guy's face and said, "I'm gonna f**king kill you."

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We all know that Bieber will get the star treatment and a slap on the wrist so if you could sentence him what would you want his punishment to be? I have some suggestions.


1. Crush one of his nuts with a mallet.


2. Put him on Bully Beatdown and have a girl beat the crap out of him.


3. Hit him in the face with a brick so he will STFU.


4. Karate chop him in the throat. (It will improve his singing.)


5. Waterboard the little bitch!


6. Throw him in a mosh pit.


7. Have the Rock lay the smackdown on his candy ass.



8. Have a fat girl or two sit on his face and make him eat his way out.


9. Put him in a room with a snarling dog.

10. I'll leave the 10th one up to our reader's fertile imaginations.


This is once again an example of thin privilege and White privilege. Had this been a fat guy like Ruben the stud Studdard, a guy who really can sing, the cops would be tazering the shit out out of him, pepper spraying him and beat the crap out of him.

On a happy side note...



Ruben Studdard has a hot and skinny wife. This truly is the natural order of things! Skinny women should only be with fat guys!

UPDATE!  BOMBSHELL!

Justin Bieber will be prosecuted! CLICK HERE!

Rumor has it Justin Bieber is set to be prosecuted for spitting on his neighbor.

According to TMZ, the 19-year-old singer will likely be facing criminal charges after allegedly spitting on and threatening his neighbor, who recently complained about Bieber's reckless driving. The Calabasas, Calif., resident and father-of-three is unhappy with the way Bieber and his friends, including Lil Twist, drive around their gated community.

Reportedly, Bieber took out his Ferrari at 8 A.M. for a 100mph spin through the neighborhood on March 26, which upset the man. When he went over to Bieber's property and yelled, "You can't drive like this!" in the morning, the "As Long As You Love Me" singer responded with, "Get the f--k out of here. I'm gonna f--king kill you," and then spit in his face. The neighbor, a successful businessman, filed a battery report and is not backing down.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that investigators will refer the case to the L.A. County District Attorney for review after the investigation is completed, and the department will recommend that criminal battery charges be filed against Bieber.