Heart Attack Grill Diet Plan

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A program that you can stick to! We understand that nothing can be more depressing than failing to follow through with a new diet. That's why we prescribe great tasting high calorie meals including the Double Bypass Burger, Flatliner Fries, Full Sugar Coke, Butterfat Shake, and no-filter cigarettes! University studies have proven that diets which include these types of food are much more likely to become a life-long habit.

No more Yo-Yo effect! Doctors agree that continually cycling body weight up and down is one of the very worst things a person can do to themselves. That's why our program is focused upon keeping your weight in an extremely stable, gradual, and constant upward slope.

Affordable! While other diet centers continue to charge exorbitant fees, the Heart Attack Grill program is focused upon remaining affordable. Always keeping the patient's budget in mind, you'll have the comfort of knowing that all your meals are absolutely free once you achieve the 350 pound goal weight. Imagine the joy of knowing you've finally achieved something.

A program that you can stick to! We understand that nothing can be more depressing than failing to follow through with a new diet. That's why we prescribe great tasting high calorie meals including the Double Bypass Burger, Flatliner Fries, Full Sugar Coke, Butterfat Shake, and no-filter cigarettes! University studies have proven that diets which include these types of food are much more likely to become a life-long habit.

DISCLAIMER: Government agencies and various politically-correct busy bodies insist that we state: “The American Medical Association has denied Dr. Jon the right to continue practicing medicine in the United States. His nurses are not certified by the state of Nevada.”

"Wow, I've gained 20 pounds in just two months. The Heart Attack Grill Diet really works!"