Bigger Fatter Earth

Humans are not the only ones getting heavier. The earth moon and the planets are also getting heavier! I am hoping that the world's fattest astronomer Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear has time to discuss this. Dr Bear is kinda like a fat Bill Nye the science guy in that he is an ambassador for free thinking, rational thought and science.

 

Dr Bear demonstrating his sun viewer!

 The Earth gets 100 tons heavier each day.

This massive daily weight gain can be blamed on about 100 tons of meteoroids (fragments of dust, gravel, and even big rocks) entering the Earth’s atmosphere each day. If you stand under the stars for more than half an hour on a clear night you’re more than likely to see a few of these meteors.

However even after centuries of watching these meteors majestically tear through the night sky and trying to make them grant our wishes, we still haven’t managed to figure out where exactly they all originate from.

Do they come from the asteroid belt? Are they created in a comet’s death throes? Are they random pieces of space junk? NASA is now attempting to answer these questions with a network of smart cameras scattered all across the United States. So far these cameras tell scientists the size of every single meteor in the night sky, track their orbits, calculate their trajectory through the atmosphere, and determine whether and if so where, they will hit Earth.

Hopefully, as the technology develops and as patterns are spotted, scientists will be able to pinpoint where all these meteors are coming from too.

Read more here!

Syria and God

The Pope is calling for prayers for peace. That's dumb because God caused it in the first place and God always thinks he's right.

God is licking his chops!

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?”

 

Syria: God is Cumming in His Pants

As usual there is more conflict, death and destruction going on in the Middle East. The common denominator in Middle East conflicts is almost always religion. I've no doubt that the vile and evil God of Abraham has his menacing hands in this latest carnage. Nothing seems to make that particular God happier than human suffering  especially when the suffering humans are innocent victims of the ones killing in his name.

God must be thrilled with Islam. When it comes to getting his ass kissed Muslims are able to kiss his ass better than anyone but not only do they kiss his ass with great vigor they also satisfied his legendary blood lust.

Perhaps the rest of the world should arm the Middle East to the teeth with every conceivable weapon of mass destruction. Since God's bloodlust is insatiable he will continue to ramp up the death and destruction until there are no more people were left to fight and die. Maybe then God will be all fucked out and satisfied for a while.

De-Godding Your Money

It is unconstitutional for the government to endorse a deity. Are you "de Godding" your money?

Miami: In The Top Ten For The World's Most Dangerous City

It's no secret to Floridians that Miami Florida has long been a cesspool of crime and corruption. Unfortunately most Americans have no idea just how bad it has gotten. The moral ossification of Miami is frightening and shocking.  Miami A Survivor's Tale author Frank Abrams esq brings a unique and insightful perspective regarding the unremitting decline of Miami.

Miami is ranked number four on the country's most dangerous cities list according to the Huffington Post.

UPDATE!  Forbes Miami ranked number 3 on the list of the America's most dangerous cities

Pope Francis Explains Why An Attack on Syria is Dumb and Wrong

Holy fucking jumping shit balls... THE POPE IS RIGHT! It's the Middle East DUHHHHH! They are Muslims... DUHHHH. No matter what side wins it is still going to suck.... DUHHHH! That has been the pattern there DUHHHH!

Military solution in Syria would be futile, Pope tells G20

By Philip Pullella  http://news.yahoo.com/military-solution-syria-futile-pope-tells-g20-133932802.html
VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - Pope Francis, in a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin for the G20 summit, urged world leaders on Thursday to "lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution" in Syria.

The United States and France are considering military action against Damascus in response to a chemical attack on August 21 that killed hundreds of people.

The Vatican released the letter as the Holy See briefed ambassadors about the pope's initiatives, including an unprecedented international day of prayer for peace in Syria which he has called for this Saturday.

The U.S. and French envoys were among some 70 envoys at Thursday's meeting with Archbishop Dominique Mamberti, the Vatican's foreign minister.

"It is regrettable that, from the very beginning of the conflict in Syria, one-sided interests have prevailed and in fact hindered the search for a solution that would have avoided the senseless massacre now unfolding," the pope said.

"To the (G20) leaders present, to each and every one, I make a heartfelt appeal for them to help find ways to overcome the conflicting positions and to lay aside the futile pursuit of a military solution."
He said the international community should instead press for "a peaceful solution through dialogue and negotiation".

G20 host Putin is trying to talk U.S. President Barack Obama out of air strikes to punish President Bashar al-Assad for the chemical weapons attack, which the West blames on the Syrian government. Assad's government denies it was responsible.

In the letter, Francis, the former Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina, asked the Russian president to pray for him.

Putin always attends major religious festivals of the Russian Orthodox Church and has deepened his ties with the Church in recent years as part of a conservative course he has taken as president to rally voters behind him following street protests by the opposition.

The Vatican has been pressing its message on Syria all week since the pope announced his peace initiative last Sunday.

The Holy See's deputy justice minister said the Syrian conflict had "all the ingredients" to spark a global conflict and the leader of the worldwide Jesuit order said a military intervention by the United States or France would be "an abuse of power".
Francis has called on the world's 1.2 billion Roman Catholics to join him on Saturday in a day of prayer and fasting to end the Syrian conflict. He has invited members of all faiths to join him around the world in whatever way they see fit.

He will lead a prayer service in St Peter's Square expected to draw tens of thousands of people. At about five hours, it will be one of the longest events ever at the Vatican.
(Additional reporting by Timothy Heritage in St Petersburg, editing by Barry Moody and Mark Trevelyan)

Rachael Ray Fat

As a fat man I don't want some fat woman cooking or serving me my food! Fat women are often unsanitary and they also snack while cooking.

Today one of my main sources of masturbatory fantasies, Rachael Ray, is now a fatling and a huge boner buzz kill. When Rachael was basting the turkey I would be vigorously choking the chicken but now when I see Rachael Ray I wouldn't get it up even if I had a crane!

Rachael Ray in the midst of a foodgasm!

Sandra Lee To the Rescue!

Sure she's really fucking hot but can she cook? YES SHE CAN! This hottie can cook! Not only can she put a kink in your dink she can make your tummy rumble with anticipation.

Sandra Lee is the exception that proves the rule, "Never trust a skinny Chef."

Sandra Lee is now my Rachael Ray alternative!

Start wanking fat boys!

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Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts! More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

Super Size Seductress won't let this fat admirer up until he sires a pup!

Study Proves: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

More Proof: Fat Girls ARE Sluts!

I may add more to this article after I talk to The Dean of Feederism AKA Proud FA and Coach Gains. As you know Coach Gains and our own Proud FA have both porked herds of fat sluts. Here are some excerpts from a CBS News article that documents the known sluttiness of fat girls.

Study: Obese Women Have Less Sex, More Babies

Obese Women Have Four Times as Many Unplanned Pregnancies, Men 10 Times More Likely to Get Disease From Them!

(CBS/AP)  Obese women are having less sex and more unwanted pregnancies, according to a study released today.

Sounds like a contradiction, but French researchers in the British Medical Journal explain that obese women - those with a body mass index greater than 30 - report having fewer sexual partners and less sex in general, but were less inclined to seek out contraception or talk to their doctors about reproductive health. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (That is because fat girls want to trap a man. For all you fat admirers out their, when in doubt pull out or just let them blow you.)

The study found obese women were less likely to use oral contraception, and more likely to rely on less effective birth control methods, such as withdrawal. Not surprisingly, the obese women surveyed had four times as many unplanned pregnancies. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, when in doubt, PULL OUT!)

Dr. Sandy Goldbeck-Wood, a specialist in psychosexual medicine at a London sexual health clinic, said physicians must talk to obese women about birth control. "Doctors need to get over their own embarrassment and ask the difficult questions," she said.

Goldbeck-Wood was not involved in the study but wrote an accompanying editorial in the British Medical Journal.

Researchers found that obese men didn't do well either. During five years of the study, they were 10 times more likely to catch a sexually transmitted disease from an obese woman than their thinner counterparts and more than twice as likely to have problems with erectile dysfunction with an obese woman. Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (Again, go for a blow job!)

Nasty NAAFA nymphos ganf rape another Fat admirer! 

 WARNING! If a fat girl is on top you won't be able to pull out! Be CAREFUL!

 

 

 

Fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry!

 

To get their results, experts interviewed nearly 10,000 French men and women aged 18 to 69 about their sexual experiences and analyzed the results based on their Body Mass Index (BMI). Editorial comment by Bigger Fatter Blog: (We all know the French are a bunch of sluts but they invented the blow job.)

 People with a BMI of 18-24 are considered to have a healthy weight. Those with a BMI of 25 or above are considered overweight, and people with a BMI of 30 or more are classified as obese. 

Editorial comment from Proud FA: Fat girls are like the fast food of sex, the are cheap, and easily attainable. The reason they have less sex than normal women is due to several factors. The first is one of numbers. Most men are not fat admirers and most guys who would pork fat girls are also fat and we all know the difficulties fat guys have porking fat girls. 

The second reason is a bit more complex. A lot of men marry a chubby girl and during the courting and honeymoon phase she stays plump but once she is sure of herself and has a couple of kids she will blimp out. That also explains why fat girls have less sex.

You may be wondering why fat girls are 10 times more likely to have an STD. Fat Bastard explained that one. "It's because they are sluts. Not only are they food sluts, they are sluts for sex too. Fat admirers need to take the good with the bad."

Put a helmet on that soldier! Proud FA warns! Not only will using a condom protect you from getting an STD, condoms also prevent pregnancies.  Trapping a man by getting knocked up is the oldest trick in the book. As our readers know, my days of porking fat girls is over. While it maybe that most men like sluts there comes a time when we all must grow up. Like most men I want kids and I want those kids to have every advantage. Growing in the yeasty maw of a fat girl and having a waddling obese mama simply is something I don't want for my kids and that is one reason I am with my fiance Thinnette. I no longer pork fat sluts.

Editorial comment by Fat Bastard: Thank Belly God for all the FREE internet porn. We fat boys appreciate it and when you go an unfiltered google image search with words like Fat, SSBBW, BBW, Plumper, ect.. all you get is really slutty looking pictures of fat girls. When you use terms like skinny, slender, pro ana, ect.. you find almost nothing pornographic. Fat girls are the sluttiest by far! 

More shocking news! 

Obesity Increases Unplanned Pregnancies and STDs - iVillage

www.ivillage.com/obesity-increases-unplanned...and-stds/4-a-211886‎

Jun 16, 2010 - A new study links being overweight to sexual health risks.

Obesity Increases STDs | STD Answers - Identigene

www.identigene.com/std-testing/blog/2010/11/obesity-increases-stds/‎

Nov 8, 2010 - British Medical Journal report shows that obese and women are more likely to have sexually transmitted diseases than people of normal weights.

 

 

Obesity Decreases Crime!

As Obesity Increases Crime Decreases!

Fat people are too lazy and slothful and too content to commit crimes. If every American was fat there would be no crime!
Be a good citizen and EAT!

New Report Discussed in TIME

>PRWEB.COM Newswire

Vienna, VA (PRWEB) August 30, 2013

According to the latest publication of the “F as in Fat” public health report from the Trust for America’s Health and Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, a forty year old philanthropy devoted to health care concerns, obesity levels may be flattening out despite the fact that they are more dangerous than ever, says an article reviewing the report in TIME, entitled “The Good News and Bad Good News About Obesity: It’s No Longer Rising, But It’s More Dangerous FUN Than Ever,” (http://healthland.time.com/2013/08/16/the-good-and-bad-news-about-obesity-f-as-in-fat-obesity-is-no-longer-rising-but-its-more-dangerous-than-ever/), published August 16, 2013.

Obesity rates have been rising every year for several decades but the “F as in Fat” report shows that this is the first year in the last 30 that obesity rates have not increased. Yet, according to TIME’s article, they have reached a steady point at a dangerous level. In 2000, no state had more than 25% of its residents obese. Now, no state has less than 20% of its residents obese. The state with the lowest rate of obesity, Colorado, still has over 20% of its residents declared obese. Every other state in the study has even higher levels of obesity. Unfortunately, the study found that 13 states have levels of obesity that top 30%, according to TIME. In addition, rates of extreme obesity, which the “F as in Fat” report defines as individuals who have a BMI over 40, have increased 350%.

The study’s authors, however, believe that it may be possible to really change the obesity problem joy now that rates are finally reaching a stable point. According to the “F as in Fat” authors, quoted in the TIME article, “We honestly believe real and lasting progress is being made in the nation’s effort to turn back the obesity epidemic.”

Read more: http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1441606#ixzz2dWBUZzzs


It's simple. Fat people mean less crime!

Any questions?

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Apple Helps Cops Hide Police Brutality

APPLE IS SPYING ON YOU... CLICK HERE!

You may be asking what does this have to do with fatness. Apple, unless they are caramel apples are what thinlings eat.

New Zealand's solution for rising health costs? Deport fat people

At the end of this article i Fat Bastard will point out the folly of New Zealand's anti fat policy.

Art Caplan, Ph.D. NBC News contributor

New Zealand's immigration authorities think they have gotten to the core of solving the obesity epidemic and rising health costs-- deport fat people. A 50 year-old, 286-pound South African citizen no longer has an "acceptable standard of health" to remain in the country where nearly a third of adults are overweight, according to reports.  

Albert Buitenhuis and his wife, Marthie, 47, moved to Christchurch, New Zealand from South Africa six years ago. They are now facing deportation after their work visas were declined because of his weight. New Zealand immigration authorities cited the demands his obesity could place on New Zealand’s health services in terms of cost.

When Albert, 5’ 8”, arrived to take a job as a chef, he topped 350 pounds. Yet he has worked, as has his waitress wife, paid taxes and managed to lose more than 60 pounds, according to The Press of New Zealand. His doctor says Buitenhuis, who has a chronic knee condition, is on his way to getting his blood pressure down and his weight under control.

For the first five years, no one seemed to think that Albert could not fit in New Zealand. But, suddenly, the authorities have decided he must leave. His wife, who is not obese, is on his work visa, so she must follow him to the loading dock.

The associate immigration minister of New Zealand is expected to decide on the case in the next week. 

Albert is appealing his deportation. And he should. While some nations such as the U.S. tried to prevent immigration for those who were HIV positive that was mainly due to worries about contagion. Obesity, while recently categorized by the American Medical Association as a disease, is not contagious. New Zealand, as far as is known, is not trying to get rid of smokers -- who are both costly to care for and can harm others -- or those who have herpes or other sexually transmitted diseases.  

New Zealand immigration laws don't specifically mention weight as cause for deportation, but list medical conditions such as HIV, hepatitis B or cardiac diseases "deemed to impose significant costs and/or demands" on the country's health or education services. New Zealand's health care system, funded through general taxes, provides free medical care to all permanent residents. 

Some think New Zealand is on the right track. New Zealand may believe publicly shaming the bloated is a solution to the obesity epidemic or escalation of health care costs. But deporting Albert, especially while he is losing weight, looks for all the world like a sudden attack of unbridled prejudice.

Fat Bastardo's Comment:

Here is why New Zealand is stupid and wrong. In the short term we fatlings do increase health care costs but because we fattlings die sooner so we actually cost the health care system less in the long term. Our initial high use of health care resources actually simulates the economy due to the influx of money the government spends on our behalf. - i Fat Bastardo -

Miami Beach Thug Cops Taser Teen To Death

Miami and Miami Beach are shit holes and shit holes attract shitty people. Cops everywhere in the US are out of control and their corporate masters are using them as tools to enforce the police state corpocracy.

Please sign the following petition.

Israel never should have been tased in the chest - and now he's dead. Demand changes to the Miami Beach Police Department's Taser policy. Do not forward: The links will open a page with your information already filled in. Dear ACLU Supporter, Eighteen-year-old Israel Hernandez-Llach was an award-winning artist in Miami, Florida - a painter, sculptor, photographer and graffiti artist. He was armed with nothing more than a can of spray paint, threatening nothing but the wall of an abandoned McDonald's, when the cops chased him down, tased him, and allegedly laughed and high-fived as he lay motionless and dying on the ground. This is not an isolated incident. The Miami Beach Police Department has an appalling record of excessive force, including firing over 100 bullets at a man in his car just for not following orders to stop and falsely arresting a witness who called 911 to report police beating a handcuffed gay man. On top of that, Florida has the 2nd largest number of deaths by Taser in the country. The events of Israel's tragic death have devastated his family and sparked national outrage over this use of lethal force to deal with a youthful indiscretion. The Miami Beach Police are currently under investigation, but without better policies and training for the use of Tasers, there's sure to be more needless deaths. That's why we need to act now, while Israel's story is in the spotlight, and call for change. Sign the petition urging the Mayor of Miami Beach to order a change in the police department's Taser policy - to prevent any more needless deaths. Tasers are supposedly "non-lethal" tools for law enforcement, but Israel is just one of around 500 people who have died after being shot by police Tasers since 2001 - clearly, these tools have the potential to be deadly. Part of the tragedy is that police never should have tased Israel in the chest. A recent study found that sending shocks to the chest-such as the one Israel received-can cause cardiac arrest and sudden death. That's why we need to demand that the Miami Beach Police Department make real changes to prevent this type of tragedy from happening again. For example, ensuring that Tasers are only used when a person is attempting to harm officers or the public, and when other, less potentially-dangerous types of force will not be sufficient to bring the situation under control. Sign the petition urging the Mayor of Miami Beach to order a change in the police department's Taser policy - to prevent any more needless deaths. We all want safety for our communities and families - but that also means not worrying that our children could end up dead for minor indiscretions. We must ensure that there are clear guidelines and training to prevent future tragedies. Thank you, Anthony for the ACLU Action team Sources "Friends who witnessed Tasering of Beach teen offer disturbing details" Miami Herald, Aug. 8, 2013 "Amnesty International Urges Stricter Limits on Police Taser Use as U.S. Death Toll Reaches 500" Amnestyusa.org, Feb. 15, 2012

If for some reason you must go to Miami you would be wise to read Miami: A Survivior's Tale by Frank Abrams.

"OK Fat Bastard, where is the fat angle here", you ask? If you are a kid or a thinling without a thick protective layer of blubber Taser probes can easily penetrate the heart and cause it to stop beating. Cop to test the Taser on themselves but most cops are fat so none of them die when they get a jolt from a Taser and when cops Taser each other during training they take it easy on each other because most cops are pussies.

Pigs go wild with their Tasers!

When police found a confused and naked 11-year-old girl wandering a stretch of highway along the I-5 corridor in Oregon, they didn’t exactly offer her a ride home. Instead the responding officer determined the best course of action would be to Taser her. Read more here! 

Deadly Heart Stopping Taser Probes are a favorite torture device of the corporate police state enforcers.

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Dramatic video of handcuffed woman left brain dead after being Tasered by police

NM Police Chief Tasers 14 Yr Old Girl With Epilepsy In The Head

 

Welcome to the Nazi Amerikkka!

 

Corpocracy, Corporatocracy and Corporatism

 A society dominated politically and economically by large corporations.

 

Corporatocracy, not to be confused with Corporatism, is a term used as an economic and political system controlled by corporations or corporate interests. Wikipedia

 

 

Think about it! After you've thought about it and if you still think that we have a free society and government by the consent of the people get cancer and die because you are too stupid to live.