Friday, August 10, 2012

Fat Bastard Sues Fat Bastard Wine

There have been a lot of fat bastards.
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Here's one.

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Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.

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Then we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me, Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished  off a bottle of Fat Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah.  Yes, Fat Bastard Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on my second bottle.


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I, Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking a cease and desist order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.

Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.

Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand

Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.

Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.

Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs

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Contact Fat Bastard Wine By Clicking HERE!

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Fat Bastard and The Fat Liberation Feed

 I, Fat Bastard, may put Bigger Fatter Politics on the Fat Liberation Feed but I am concerned about the censorship there. The fatosphere has a long and ugly history of crying TROLL and some very all or nothing thinking. They are very single minded, intolerant and narrow minded and at the same time they ask for tolerance and often special treatment. We too ask for special treatment but we are not anti diet or anti skinny. In fact I, Fat Bastard, only bone skinny chicks same as most fat guys.

The Fatosphere is on a slippery slope. The New Fat Acceptance promotes gluttony which involves a form of dieting and weight gain which is also a form of dieting. It seems that the fatosphere is against weight loss diets but OK with weight gain diets.

The New Fat Acceptance is an inclusive and diverse organization. We have a big tent that is man friendly and lean woman friendly.

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The angry fat girls are not very tolerant or open minded and quite paranoid when they read something that they don't like they cry TROLL and accuse poster of trolldom and fat phobia.

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 Fat Liberation Feed

The Fat Liberation feed was started in 2008. Since then both the Fat Liberation feed and the Fatosphere have changed dramatically, but the Fat Liberation feed is still a place for fat bloggers who don’t always post about fat, and who might have politics outside the mainstream of most social activism communities (though we do feature several socially-progressive blogs).

No diet-talk policy
There are many places on the internet for people to talk about their diets at length, There are few places where one can expect someone not to talk about his/her diet. The Fat Liberation feed is one of those places. Note that this doesn’t mean no weight-loss dieters can be on the feed — fat acceptance allies who are currently weight-loss dieting do indeed exist. We just ask that you don’t talk about your weight-loss diet on your blog if you want to be added to the feed.

How do I request to add my blog to the feed?
Just comment on this page with a link to your blog, and a sentence about why you would like to be included.

How do I add the feed to my blog?
There are several tutorials out there for adding RSS feeds to blogs. Usually you need to go into your dashboard or page layout settings, and configure some kind of RSS widget to point to the Fat Liberation URL: http://feeds.feedburner.com/FatLiberation

Does this feed have rules?
Yes. Anyone engaging in trolling will not be allowed to remain on the feed, regardless of how long they’ve been on it.

Fat Bastard VS Pattie Thomas Ph.D. in a NO HOLDS BARRED Debate!


Fat Bastard Challenges Pattie Thomas Ph.D. to a Debate

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Fat Bastard VS  Pattie Thomas Ph.D.  in a NO HOLDS BARRED Debate!


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Fat Bastard's Mighty Gauntlet


I, Fat Bastard have thrown down the gauntlet an have challenged fat psychologist/sociologist  Pattie Thomas, Ph.D.  to a no holds barred debate right here on the NAAFA blog spot. I, Fat Bastard, left the following missive on Ms Thomas's blog FattyPatties. Let's see if she has the courage to debate me, Fat Bastard.

Note: For our less erudite readers. People with degrees have letters after there names such as BS and we all know what that means. MS mean More of the Same  The letters Ph.D readers means Piled Hire and Deeper accept with a Ph.D. they make you write a doctoral thesis

Here's some background on this sociologist/psychologist sow and gormandizing girl glutton from Psychology Today
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Pattie Thomas, Ph.D., is a medical sociologist and co-author (with her husband, Carl Wilkerson, MBA) of Taking Up Space: How Eating Well and Exercising Regularly Changed My Life, a sociological memoir about living as a fat and disabled woman in a society that stigmatizes both. Thomas is one of a growing number of multi-disciplinary scholars who are addressing the cultural stereotypes, stigmas, myths, and oppressive practices based upon persons who do not fit ideal body sizes. One of the seminal authors in the first anthology of this movement, The Fat Studies Reader, Thomas has been actively pursuing social justice for persons of size and supporting the concept of Health at Every Size(r) for over 10 years. She currently teaches Sociology at the College of Southern Nevada in Las Vegas, Nevada. Thomas and Wilkerson also write and create multimedia about coupling when both members of the dyad are disabled. They bring to that project experience as a couple as well as both the sociological and organizational knowledge that they have drawn upon to create a life together.
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Now for Fat Bastard's curriculum vitae
I Fat Bastard am willing to give total support the organization that I am in, with the experience and
capability that I have, in order to achieve organization’s goals and create mutual benefits.

Bloat County College of Of Food Science, Hamburger City, IA
Bachelor of Arts, Food Sciences magna cum laude, May 1989

Western Egg Sandwich University, McDonalds, IL
Ph.D., Culinary Psychology and Biological Belching, December 1991

Ovine University, Gourmand, TX
Ph.D., Food Psychology and Advanced Gluttony, May 1993

RESEARCH EXPERIENCE:

Fat Kid's Memorial Hospital, Chicago IL
Department of Junkfoodinology, Supervisor: Dr. Gerald "Teddy" Bear
KFC University Medical School, Chicago, IL
Department of Foodiatrics, Advisor: Dr. Belly Boy Research Associate
Perform genetic analysis of mutations causing hormone-independent signaling
of the human gluttony receptor.

TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

IHOP College, FlapJack Heights, IL
 Adjunct instructor

Taught Introductory Foodology with laboratory/kitchen (food biology, genetics panniculus growth and evolution).

Taught undergraduate Pignetics with laboratory. Developed course outline and objectives,
selected specific food to eat, selected required fast food restaurants, wrote and presented menus, and administered Hiemlich maneuvers  and CPR, developed, judged and graded pie eating contests and pig out projects.

FELLOWSHIPS AND AWARDS:
American Glutton Society postdoctoral fellowship
Postdoctoral traineeship, Farting Biology Training Grant, University of Chicago
Rotunda Hindenberg Pork Beast Institute Pre-doctoral Fellowship

CURRENT

Founder of NIFAM New International Fat Acceptance Movement and NAFAM New American Fat Acceptance Movement.

Created a simplified  HAES eating plans. EATT (Eat All The Time) and FATT (Food All The Time).

Assisted Reverend Big Lard Ass in instituting the Grazenhiemer Method for Advanced Gluttony.

Working to develop a Chair Aerobics and Combined Eating Program called EFE or Eating For Exercise.

On the board of directors for Reach Back There, a company that is developing a butt wiping device for fat folks who "can't reach back there"

On the board of directors for King Size Coffin a bariatric casket company.

On the board of directors for Vein O Rooter a medical device company that makes vascular augers.

On the board of directors for Mammoth Image Diagnostics that makes medical imaging equipment for SeaWorld and other  Aquatic and Land Whale facilities.




Here's the challenge I Fat Bastard issued to this "womyn":


Mrs Thomas,

I would debate you but one cannot debate a censor.

The immutable scientific facts remain:

Obesity dramatically shortens lifespans.

The behaviors that lead to obesity are a choice.

This is in the spirit of fat acceptance because in the New Fat Acceptance we embrace gluttony and sloth. Our philosophy is simple; gluttony is good and it is a good choice.

I, Fat Bastard broke ranks with the old and dishonest and negative fat acceptance many years ago only to embrace and honest gluttony affirming fat acceptance that encourages fatlings to step out of their gluttony denial and not only embrace their fat but their gluttony as well.

We have returned to a more enlightened time when NAAFA meant National Association Aiding FAT Americans.

If you have the intellectual courage and honesty to debate me then leave a post on www.NAAFA.Blogspot.com We don't censor! We have the courage to defend our beliefs!

Fat Bastard

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Republican Homos and Their Hypocrisy


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You Can't Hide the Pink Elephant in the Congressional Mens Room


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The Dems have some homos. Right now the only one that comes to mind is Barney Frank but nobody makes any bones about congressman's Frank's sexuality. Frank is not a liar nor is he a hypocrite. He's one gay who's a real straight shooter.

The Republicans have more homos than a Fire Island bathhouse or a San Fransisco YMCA. These Senate Sodomites and House homos outnumber the Dem deviants 10 to 1! GOP has now come to mean Gay Old Pedophiles. Out of the closet gays are far less likely to molest kids than straight men but closeted gays like the ones in the GOP are in part the reason for why there is an epidemic of child molestation with the Republican party.


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He'll bite your fucking dick off!

It's quite clear that the GOP House and Senate have more fruit than a farmer's market. They are so light in the loafers that I bet those BVDeviant's butts don't make any noise when they fart.

These Republican tonsil jockeys swallow more seaman than the Bermuda Triangle and they they go to lunch at some swanky DC Chinese restaurant their favorite soup is Cream of Sum Yung Gi.

They are such hypocrites. They vote against mandates but they love to go on man dates.

Stop the hypocrisy. You Republican rump wranglers need to sashay out of the closet and maybe that way you will stop raping boys. It's OK, Jesus was knob gobbler himself. The reason so many Republican boys run away from home is because they don't like the way they are being reared.

HOMOSAYWHAT?

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Fat Bastard's Curriculum Vitae

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I Fat Bastard am willing to give total support to the organization that I am in, with the experience and capability that I have, in order to achieve organization’s goals and create mutual benefits.

Education

Bloat College of Of Food Science, Hamburger City, IA
Bachelor of Arts, Food Sciences magna cum laude, May 1989

Western Egg Sandwich University, McDonalds, IL
Ph.D., Culinary Psychology and Biological Belching, December 1991

Ovine University, Gourmand, TX
Ph.D., Food Psychology and Advanced Gluttony, May 1993

RESEARCH EXPERIENCE:

Fat Kid's Memorial Hospital, Chicago IL
Department of Junkfoodinology, Supervisor: Dr. Gerald "Teddy" Bear
KFC University Medical School, San Antonio TX, Department of Foodiatrics, Advisor: Dr. Belly Boy Research Associate
Perform genetic analysis of mutations causing hormone-independent signaling
of the human gluttony receptor.

TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

 IHOP College, Flapjack Heights, IL
 Adjunct instructor

Taught Introductory Foodology with laboratory/kitchen (food biology, genetics panniculus growth and evolution).

Taught undergraduate Pignetics with laboratory. Developed course outline and objectives,
selected specific food to eat, selected required fast food restaurant, wrote and presented menus, and administered Hiemlich maneuvers and CPR, developed, judged and graded pie eating contests and pig out projects.


Full professor and department head Eatmore College, Frankfurt, GA assistant to the Dean of Feederism Proud FA (pioneered the study of feeding and social habits of terra orcus land whales and sus bestia pork beasts)


Professor Emeritus, Grazenhiemer Baros Univesity, Bon Bon Germany, Colleague of Professor Otto Toot  (Directed and developed  fattitudinal personality development program as part of the overall fat studies curriculum)  (Directed studies for the fat sexuality program focusing on porking fat girls vs boning skinny C chicks with professor Professor Su We Sow and assistant Professor Chang Wang Chow, and clinical researcher Dr Eaton Swagbelliman)



FELLOWSHIPS AND AWARDS:
American Glutton Society postdoctoral fellowship
Postdoctoral traineeship, Farting Biology Training Grant, University of Chicago
Rotunda Hindenberg Pork Beast Institute Pre-doctoral Fellowship

CURRENT

Founder of NIFAM New International Fat Acceptance Movement and NAFAM New American Fat Acceptance Movement.

Created a simplified version of  HAES eating plans. EATT (Eat All The Time) and FATT (Food All The Time).

Assisted Reverend Big Lard Ass in instituting the Grazenhiemer Method for Advanced Gluttony.

Working to develop a Chair Aerobics and Combined Eating Program called EFE or Eating For Exercise.

On the board of directors for Reach Back There, a company that is developing a butt wiping device aka butt wand for fat folks who "can't reach back there"

On the board of directors for King Size Coffin a bariatric casket company.

On the board of directors for Vein O Rooter a medical device company that makes vascular augers.

On the board of directors for Mammoth Image Diagnostics that makes medical imaging equipment for Sea World and other Aquatic and Land Whale facilities.

Publications and dissertations 

Eat Like a Pig Smoke Like a Chimney: Let Doctors Worry About Your Health. It's Their Job. Publisher: Slimon & Shyster 2001 ISBN 3365882

Gluttony IS Good, May 1999 Gormandizer Monthly

EAT! EAT!! EAT!!! July 15 1997  Glutton Pride

Vegetables Are What Food Eats, Publisher Full Course Press 2003 ISBN 87365-22

Boning Skinny Chicks VS Porking Fat Girls, A radio debate with The Dean of Feedersim

Fat Bastard's Third Heart Attack (Can be found on many online zines)

Fat Girls Are Sluts: Google Proves It, July 2009 (Article in Sexy Sow Plumpers)

Fatty at the Fat: Eating the New American Pastime (June 2010, The Fat Athlete)

Why I Published My CV

I, Fat Bastard published my CV to silence the naysayers and critics of the new fat acceptance! That's why!

Chicken Shit fil A



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Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog created this graphic. I addition Dr Bear has sent Shit fil A a very angry message. Teddy's graphic says it all. Sheer genius. There is nothing more to add.

Thanks Teddy!

Friday, August 3, 2012

Fat Bastard Rebukes Fat Republicans

Fat Republicans give all fat people a bad name. They are an example of greedy gluttony run amok. As leader of the new fat acceptance movement it is my sworn duty to rebuke them. The anonymous person who sent me all the fat Republicans read my slippery slope article and saw that I was a stand up guy and not a big fat hypocrite so I agreed to expose more greedy Republicans in a similar pictorial essay that he sent me.


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Republicans give gluttons a bad name!