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I know that some of our regulars are missing the the fat and may be sick of the nastiness of presidential politics but I, Fat Bastard and staff believe that because of that slime Mitt Romney Bigger Fatter Politics needed to concentrate on more general issues.
We have not strayed from our mission to promote obesity and gluttony and we have not forgotten about our faithful readers. With that in mind we are temporarily posting fat centric and food centric article on NAAFA
For now are a treat to our readers here are some pictures of some big sloppy fat gluttons.
You walked onto the convention stage like you were walking onto a yacht
Moving with such arrogance
Like a pampered rich kid snot.
You had one eye in the camera as you watched yourself go by
And giving a wink to your evil Bain partners EVIL Bain partners ...and
You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you didn't pay and taxes
Did you? Did You?
You talked like a liberal not so long ago to become governor of a state.
And even then you probably paid
A zero percent tax rate.
But you have even less than zero percent of your father's integrity.
You have accounts in the Cayman islands
The Cayman Islands John McCain knew you never paid your taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
You tell more lies than even Newt Gingrich Even Newt Gingrich! You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you don't pay any taxes Don't you? Don't You?
Well I hear you went on vacation with your dog on the roof of the car
For 11 hours he crapped his fur
Because the trip was really far
Well you're lying all the time
When you're not you're with some cheat or a corporate gangster
Corporate and...
You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
John McCain, knows you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?
You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so vain, you probably never paid any taxes taxes
You lie about nearly everything like most Republicans do
But even by their low standards that's a lot of lying too
You'll step up on the podium and run your lying mouth
hoping those lemmings would buy all your bullshit Would buy all your bullshit
You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
John McCain, knows you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?
Let's add some even more perspective here. Barack Obama who is not filthy rich released 8 years of taxes. George W. Bush and father George H.W. Bush released 10 and 14 years respectively. Bill Clinton released 12 years. Here's the coup de grâce. Mitt's father released 12 years worth of tax returns the same as President Bill Clinton.
Romney video lies are all over You Tube. Romney the liar, is caught lying again and again. I urge you to look for more and more videos of Romney lying are share them with everyone. Spread them all over the net.
Here Romney the Liar is lying about spending and Cenk Uygur from the Young Turks gives the criminal son of a bitch a fact enema.
Mitt Romney is a total fucking liar. That's not a surprise because blue collar criminals are liars.
I guess that Newt Gingrich wasn't a big enough liar for Romney so he chose Paul Ryan for VP. Paul Ryan, atheist Ayn Rand's biggest fan does not know the difference between 2008 and George W Bush and 2009 and President Obama.
Paul Ryan, like Romney is a bald faced liar. Read more about Paul Ryan's lies by clicking on ROMNEY THE LIAR
We all know that even by Republican standards Mitt Romney is a total lying criminal sack of shit. I don't know if Paul Ryan is a criminal of Romney's pedigree but he sure is a liar like Romney. Paul Ryan lied when he said he would take no stimulus money for his district.
From Romney the Liar"....And
it looks like his running mate is no different. Paul Ryan has stated
that because of his strong opposition to President Obama's stimulus
program in 2009, that he requested NO funds for his district from the program."
A morbidly obese gargantuan, barely discernable as a member of the human species; closely related to the water dwelling beast
indigenous to the African continent, but with the power of speech, and a
penchant for processed foods, bad hygiene and Yoo-hoo as opposed to
melons and leafy greens. Will kill unwitting individuals who impede
access to foods, compete for desired foods, or appear to be foods
themselves.
Male or female, they are often
seen terrorizing supermarkets in electric 'opotomus' carts, as their
legs are unable to support their near liquid, oozing, and corpulent
girth. They are known to plunder the chip aisle and consume fried dough,
pork rinds, and patronize chain
buffets, where it is common to discover they are ‘platinum feast
members’.
Fat kids are cute!
Glutton Mike Huckabee and His Fat Family
These creatures also procreate at an alarming rate, and are
oft seen towing their bloated progeny in the quest for saturated fat,
salt, and high calorie food substitutes at state fairs and other festive
venues to include tractor pulls and professional wrestling events.
Although easily recognizable by sheer size, other tell tale signs are
inability to ambulate due to weight, soiled t-shirts and sweat pants,
children sporting sticky non-specific and nebulous substances about face
and mouth. In rare cases, manopotomus may be able to detach lower
mandible in order to consume entire cakes or other large pastries in a single bite and in the absence of liquid facilitation in a manner akin to many reptiles.
I have grave concerns about bringing super super morbidly obese people to the polls. Due to the long lines they will undoubtedly have severe hunger attacks and the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
The manopotomus can be a very very aggressive especially when hungry. I urge super sized fatlings to request an absentee ballot and to vote early and vote often.
