Banning Gay Marriage or Denying Gay Marriage Rights is Unconstitutional

Amendment XIV

Section 1.

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Section 2.

Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the executive and judicial officers of a state, or the members of the legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such state, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such state.

Section 3.

No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Section 4.

The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any state shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.

Section 5.

The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.

The U.S. Supreme Court delivered a landmark victory for gay rights on Wednesday by forcing the federal government to recognize same-sex marriages in states where it is legal and paving the way for it in California, the most populous state.

You may be asking yourself where is the fat angle here.  Gays will be moving to gay friendly states same as fatlings move to fat friendly states. This is a good thing for fatties who live in gay friendly states because gays are economically more productive. This means more tax revenue for the states and that translates into more handouts for us fatties. It could also mean a shortage of straight men who are homophobic and that means more women for us fat guys. The downside is that it could mean an influx of angry man hating fat girls. Diesel dykes are great when they are in a porno rug munching a hot feminine  skinny chick but in the real world they can be a huge pain in the butt.

 The most important fat reason is that gay men are great cooks and gay waiters are very efficient.

Clearly, fat boy Justice Anton Scalia know that gay mens are great cooks and that gay waiters are stronger than waitresses and are capable of handling heavier trays with more food as they swish and sway on their quest to deliver large amounts of food to us greedy gluttons in a timely manner!

You Are What You Eat

McDonalds gets a lot of credit for the obesity bloom but it's not fair to companies like KFC, Papa John Pizza, Carl's Jr, Hardees, Burger King, Denny's, Taco Bell, Star Bucks, Golden Corral Cheese Cake Factory ect ect ect...

McDonalds may have been the grand daddy in obesity and gluttony promotion but when it comes to serving up full glutton size portions McDonalds is quite far back in the pack.

NSA Leaker Edward Snowden and Democrat and Republican Hypocrisy

What's the differenece Hannity you lying piece of shit errand boy for the criminal elite?

Here's the question. What has Snowden disclosed to the world about illegal NSA spying that we didn't know in 2006?

If you look through stories from today and compare them to, for example, a story from 2006 when the NSA found itself in a firestorm of public outrage for collecting phone records, it's difficult to tell the two apart.

So, try to identify whether the following excerpts are from this week's Guardian's story and its fallout, or a scoop from USA Today in May 2006.

1.   "A massive government database containing the phone records of tens of millions of Americans … marks the modern intersection of two powerful emerging forces: terrorism and technology."

2.   "The National Security Agency is currently collecting the telephone records of millions of

U.S. customers of Verizon, one of America's largest telecoms providers, under a top-secret court order issued in April."

3.   "On Capitol Hill, Democrats expressed outrage over the secret project, and some leading Republicans … expressed concern.

4.   "For roughly two years … two Democrats have been stridently advising the public that the U.S. government is relying on 'secret legal interpretations' to claim surveillance powers so broad that the American public would be 'stunned' to learn of the kind of domestic spying being conducted."

5.   "Are you telling me tens of millions of Americans are involved with al-Qaida?' These are tens of millions of Americans who are not suspected of anything." – Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Vt. 

6.   "As far as I know, this is the exact three-month renewal of what has been in place for the past … years. This renewal is carried out by the [Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court] under the business records section of the Patriot Act. Therefore it is lawful. It has been briefed to Congress." – Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif.

7.   "The secret Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court granted the order … giving the government unlimited authority to obtain the data for a specified three-month period ... " 

8.   "Among the controversies over the database, however, is that it was built without court warrants or the approval of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, a panel of federal judges established to issue secret warrants, according to people with direct knowledge of the arrangement."

9.   "Actually, the program doesn't involve monitoring the content of telephone conversations.... The NSA is expert at using computers to review vast quantities of digital data — such as phone numbers — to identify patterns of activity."

10.   "Under the terms of the blanket order, the numbers of both parties on a call are handed over, as is location data, call duration, unique identifiers, and the time and duration of all calls. The contents of the conversation itself are not covered."

Answers:  
1) USA Today, 2006;  2) Guardian, 2013; 3) USA Today, 2006; 4) Guardian, 2013; 5) USA Today, 2006; 6) June 6, 2013; 7) Guardian, 2013; 8) USA Today, 2006; 9) USA Today, 2006; 10) Guardian, 2013

It was wrong when Bush did it but ok ow that Obama is doing or was it OK when Bush did it and not OK that Obama is doing it. Can anyone say hypocrisy?

Paula Deen's Racial Slur

A bunch of politically correct hypocrites at the Food (porn for fat people) Nework fired the beloved Butter Queen Paula Deen. She admitted to saying nigger over 30 years ago. She's from the South for Christ sakes and therefore she was surrounded by dim witted assholes of all colors. What would you expect? Paula is being sued by a Black person that she hired. Last I knew, White racists don't hire minorities. 

Here are some of my racial and ethic slurs. I'm not biggot, I hate everyone equally except for maybe Jews because even with their small numbers they have done more good for humanity than any other group.

NIGGER

 

HONKY

COON

CRACKER

WOP

SPIC

BEANER

RAG HEAD

KIKE

POLLOCK

LIMEY

MICK

ROOSKIE

ZIPPER HEAD

 GOOK

SLOPE

JUNGLE BUNNY

WHITE TRASH















Paula Deen is not a particularly good cook in my opinion and there are two other things she is not. She is not a liar or a hypocrite. When it comes to hypocrisy the Food Channel takes the cake -- a butter cake with butter frosting. I think we know that the corporate goons at the food channel are liars.

As for me, I'm not a biggot. I hate everyone equally.

Twinkie Makes a Comeback

OINK! OINK! OINK! You read tha right. THE TWINKIE IS BACK! all it right with the world! Read more here about Twinkie's triumphant return!

Gluttons have reason to celebrate. The iconic Twinkie is back and back to stay.

Fat Guys vs Fat Girls

Where should I begin?

Fat men are jolly.

Fat girls are bitchy.

Fat men don't judge lean men. In fact we like hanging around them so that we can get their rejects. Fat girls hate skinny chicks and see them as "the competition". Fat girls rarely hang out with skinny girls. Fat girls usually travel in pods like whales.

Fat men are unabashed gluttons. Fat girls are gluttony deniers.




Fat men accept their obesity and gluttony.

Fat girls are lie about their gluttony and they lie to themselves about how they really look.

Men have low standards. There are a lot of men who would pork a fat girl but damn few women who would fuck a fat guy.

Click here to read the Confessions Of A Fat Girl Dating A Skinny Guy

Fat Singers Are The Best Singers

Fat Singers are the BEST Singers

Who's better than Ann Wilson from the legendary Canadian rock band Heart? Susan Boyle? Maybe and Susan Boyle is also fat. Who can forget Ann's name sake Carney Wilson of Wilson Phillips? Then we have the immortal Mama Cass and the Queen of Soul Aretha Frankin. What thinling can sing better than any of them? Barbara Streisand you say? Babs to is now fat and she really is like butter. Another great under rated singer was the late great Nell Carter. Nell was an SSBBW and boy could that fat girl sing! We mustn't forget Jordin Sparks the latest target for MeMe Roth's venom. While still only a pup, Jordin has the potential to surpass greats like Mama Cass, and the plump Patti LaBelle and dare I say the Queen of Soul herself, Aretha Franklin. Keep eating Jordin and grow your waist and butt along with your career.

Ann Wilson is more that twice as big as her hot thinling sister Nancy and she sings twice as good. Can you think of another female rocker better that Ann Wilson? Of course you can't!

You can have your Dixie Chicks, Lorretta Lynn, Shania Twain ect.. ect.. ect.. but when in comes to country music no one come close to Wynona Judd. With a name like Wynona she has to be fat.


Gorgeous girl glutton Wynona flashing the sign of the fork.

So impressed with Wynona, Primus bass play Les Claypool penned the following lyric.

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine

Jordin Sparks may be a mere pup now but Aretha was even smaller when she first hit the charts and with today's glutton fare so available and with the enabling and normalization of gluttony and obesity Jordin stands a very good chance of weighing as much as Aretha and Wynona combined! EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT! You can do it! The good news is, Jordin Sparks is FAT!

OK I have to admit it. There are exceptions to the rule. Barbara Streisand did look better thin and she sang great even when she was a hot thinling.

 Like butter, Babs beginning her blimp phase but still just a pup.


Babs breaking into full blimp mode.


Beautiful Babs Before Blimping


Bigger is better! Not only is Aretha the Queen of Soul but she is also the queen of soul food and singing better than ever!


Aretha, as pretty as you were then you are even better now!

What tribute to fat girl singers would be complete without mentioning Mama Cass. Not only did Mama Cass have the greatest voice in folk rock she died while eating a sandwich.


Look at that impressive tonal neck blubber!


I can see it now. Her handlers are going to slim her down instead of plumping her up. I fear that is what is in store for Susan Boyle. If Susan Boyle loses the weight she will lose her voice. It's true!


A young undiscovered Susan Boyle. If she had come to the US she would have added the thick tonal blubber that now sets her voice apart from the pack.



Look at her now! Look at the food on her upper lip!! Look at that tone enhancing neck blubber!!!

As always on Bigger Fatter Blog it's ladies first but let's not forget the men.



There may be some debate as to who the greatest opera singer of all time was, Luciano Pavaratti or Enrico Caruso.  I gotta go with Pavaratti. As fat as he was more than a few women in Italy and the rest of the world flicked their switches when ever Pavaratti took the stage and unleashed the awesome power of his legendary tenor voice. Even though he was a fat pasta eating lummox he got more ass than most rock stars.

Per i nostri lettori italiani: Pavaratti scopata donne più belle di Mick Jagger. Non era un nano e lui non è andato sul palco e muovere il culo magro come un omosessuale.

Michael Jackson may be the king of pop but the best voice in pop belongs to the meat master general himself, the immortal man of meat, Meatloaf! With all due respect to Michael Jackson, all the crotch grabbing in the world will never match the power of the meat!  

 
Mighty Mighty Meatloaf majestically meting out the musical meat!


Even his name is great! Ruben (sandwich the stud) Studdard wowed even the hyper critical Simon Cowel to win American Idol and defeat that classless sweet boy Clay (my ass is) Aiken. The last pussy Aiken saw was when he slithered out of his mama. Our man Ruben is getting more ass than a toilet seat and speaking of getting ass no two men are responsible for setting the mood for seduction than Barry White and his Love Unlimited Orchestra and the late great Luther Vandross.


The deep soulful tones of Barry's voice along with the romantic musical arrangements of his Love Unlimited Orchestra put millions of ladies in the mood to make sweet love with men like me, Fat Bastard. Rev BLA and our latest contributor and gourmet The Chef.


The only thinling soul singers who can hold a candle to Luther is Smokey Robinson and Wilson Picket and maybe Al Green and maybe Marvin Gaye.


When it comes to singing the blues, the clear winner is BB King. Muddy Waters, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bobby Blue Bland, Slim Harpo, Robert Cray, and even Robert Johnson are all a close second to BB King. BB,big blubber puts him over the top.


Hunka hunka burning love! The king of rock rocked! There is no arguing that the skinny Elvis was great but he would have been a mere flash in the pan and overshadowed by Jerry Lee Lewis, Chubby Checker and Fats Domino had Elvis Aaron Presley remained a thinling. The fatter the King got, the more women swooned.

Elvis died on the toilet from an fecal impacted bowel. His drug use and power eating caused the King to die in a manner worthy of a fatling. He will be remembered as much for his majestic fatling death and for his bigger than life life.

There is no telling how big the King could have and would have become if he had a hot thinling nurse around to give him an enema to release that hunka hunka steaming poop.

You ain't nothin but a pig/dog chowin all the time!

The best Elvis impersonators portray an Elvis as if he were alive today..... OR is this really the King  pretending to be an Elvis impersonator? Hmm....???


You probably don't even recognize this runt. This is the once great John Popper of the legendary Blues Traveler. When John Popper and Blues Traveler were topping the charts with smash hits like Run Around and the Heart Brings You Back John was a big fat sweating lummox but since his weight loss John and the band are no longer selling out arenas. His singing is not as good and neither is his harmonica playing. Like most fat boys John developed his educated harmonica playing tongue eating pussy but now that he's skinny he's probably throwing the dick into his groupies and dropping even more weight.


John Popper and Blues Traveler in their heyday

Let's recap. Who's HOT and who's NOT? 

Ann Wilson and Heart = Hot enough to warm a Canadian winter! 

Meatloaf after his weight loss = NOT!

Aretha Frankin = Still HOT!

Ruben Studdard = HOT pastrami on dark rye! 

BB King = No sign of cooling!

Wynona = Sizzling like country ham!

Barry White = The body heat generated by his career IS the real reason the polar ice caps are melting. 

Luther Vandross = The Spanish fly of music with a French tickler.  

John Popper NOT!




There you have it folks; some of the great fat singers. Please feel free make other suggestions but I think I've covered it pretty well and as always think you for reading Bigger Fatter Blog the leader in fat acceptance. EAT!