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Thom Tillis Liar
PATRIOT MAJORITY USA Says
Related: Thom Tillis caught blatantly lying once again!
THOM TILLIS Said
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THOM TILLIS Lied and said
— PolitiFact National
So far Thom Tillis has yet to tell the truth. Will Tillis tell the truth about his sex scandal and cover up. What else is there about Tillis we don't know about yet? How many more sex scandals, bribery scandals and cover ups?
Sarah Palin and Family In Drunken Brawl
Self described pit bull with lipstick Slutty Sarah Palin and family in drunken brawl. You can dress a trifling slut up but you can't take her anywhere. It turns out that a drunken clan of Palins showed up uninvited to a birthday party and all hell broke loose as drunken slut Bristol Palin and her cuckolded father Todd Palin attacked and punched Korey Klingmeyer in the face.
The drunken brawl involving Sarah Palin and her family last month was a wild one, according to police reports released today, and at the center of the report is a Palin daughter repeatedly punching a man in the face, being pounced on by a group of women and then dragged by her legs across the lawn.
Prosecutors won't proceed with charges in the fight, Anchorage police said, but they released a report with several witness accounts of the brawl.
The police were called to a birthday party for twin brothers Matthew and Marc McKenna at the home of Korey Klingenmeyer in South Anchorage on Sept. 6. Klingenmeyer gave a witness account in the report and said Bristol Palin, eldest daughter of Sarah and Todd Palin, punched him five to six times in the face and that she was "hitting pretty hard."
An officer wrote that both Sarah and Todd Palin "appeared upset and and in a verbal argument with other individuals at the scene." There is no interview with the former Alaska half term governor and 2008 GOP vice presidential nominee included in the report.
Klingenmeyer told police he was considering filing charges and was "angry that the Palins had showed up and were causing problems," according to the report. He told police he had asked Bristol to leave and she responded, "Who the f*** are you?" Klingemeyer told her he owned the home and Bristol said she didn't believe him and "she will kick his a**," the police report states.
Klingenmeyer said that's when Bristol first punched him and he then said he told her to hit "him again if it makes her feel better and she does," according to the document.
After five to six punches, Klingenmeyer "grabbed her fist as she punched again and he pushed back and she falls down. He says she gets up and tries to punch him again and he grabs her fist again and pushes her away and she falls down again," Klingenmeyer told police, who described him as "moderately intoxicated" in the report.
An officer described Bristol Palin in the report as "heavily intoxicated and upset" and told police that Klingenmeyer had "drug her across the lawn by her legs" calling her names. She also said both her sandals and sunglasses had been taken.
Matthew McKenna told police that night that he tried to break up the fight and saw people "piling" on Todd Palin. He also said after he saw Bristol punch Klingenmeyer six times a "bunch of wives tackled her a**."
The report includes a fight Track Palin, Sarah and Todd's eldest son, got into at the same party.
Police wrote that when they approached the scene Track Palin was being pushed into a limousine, described in the report as a "long white limousine," where his mother was sitting. He got out of the limo to speak to police after his mother told him to. Police described Track Palin as being shirtless and having "blood around his mouth and on his hands and he appeared to have an injury under his left eye, on his upper cheek." The officer said that Track Palin was "angry and intoxicated and I had a hard time getting him to calm down."
Track told police his friend was punched and knocked to the ground and Todd Palin said two men were attacking his son as well. Todd Palin said once the friend, named Steven, was punched the situation "escalated and it was a situation they couldn't walk away from."
The Palin's 20-year old daughter Willow was also interviewed and told police Klingenmeyer had "assaulted" Bristol and she had been pushed by an "older lady" and others involved in the fight were "saying things like f*** the Palins." Police described Willow as "extremely agitated."
Fat Bastardo's Op Ed: I think this is something we all already know. Sarah Palin may not have become president but matriarch Sarah Palin is still the queen of White trash. Normally in a case like this the perpetrators who in this case were the Palin's would be hauled of to jail for assault and drunk and disorderly. Read why the Palins were not arrested. Click here!
Republicans make horrible parents in the above photo her are the drunken Bush twins but what can you expect from a father who would eye his own daughter's ass?
Adorable Sasha and Malia Obama Well Parented Kids! |
Chelsea Clinton Class Act |
By contrast here are the Obama daughters Sasha and Malia and Chelsea Clinton.
Read entire police report here.
COMPLETE POLICE REPORT
Sober Witness Accounts of the Palin Brawl Click Here
COMPLETE POLICE REPORT
Sober Witness Accounts of the Palin Brawl Click Here
Jann Arden Slender Then Fat Now Slender
While throat blubber may make some singers better it probably was not working for Jann Arden |
I, Fat Bastardo will opine and oinkpine and ovine and opig.
Not everyone is thrilled with Jann Arden's recent shedding of 60 pounds.
While some cheer, others are bizarrely betrayed. This last set, I reckon, consider Jann to be something like the Bob Rae of the Rubenesque brigade.
Much like that notable New Democrat-turned-Liberal, she's accused of having switched allegiances, become a turncoat, broken the faith. Fat being, as it so often is, a matter of politics.
Fat Bastardo's Op Ed: Fat girls are pissed because Jann looks hot again and they don't. Maybe that extra 60 pounds of blubber was causing Jann some health problems. Maybe it was have a detrimental affect on her singing?
"Weight is an emotional issue," she herself elaborates. "And some people are mad at me. 'You sold out. You caved under pressure.' "
Plumped up Jann Arden with more Chins than Chinatown! |
The singer-songwriter gives the skinny in a new cover story in Chatelaine. The writer of the article, Katrina Onstad, shades in the rest: "Weight loss is complicated for an artist who trades in self-acceptance and has a huge female following for making no apologies about being large." So, why and how?
When angry jealous fat girls could not seduce Jann with food. They force fed her! |
Characteristically cheeky, the awesome Arden zings, "I just looked in the mirror and thought, man, I haven't seen a cheekbone in so long."
Old-fashioned healthy eating and committed jogging did the trick, she says.
And so we have it -- a photo in Chatelaine that has Jann Arden looking all sultry and smoky and even a bit, if you blink, like Britain's Jemina Khan! So no, Jann, it's true what they say about pleasing all of the people. And yes, we're keen to hear your new album, out early next year.
Oh, and just one more thing: Our Calgarian chanteuse says that she for sure gets the fat gene from her dad's part of the family. Mom's side "are like sparrows," and as she goes on to chuckle, "I look at my father and I curse his sperm!"
Fat Bastado's Op Ed: Typical! Blame it on a man!
Jann Arden hot and skinny again! |
A lot of misandrist fat girls love Jann Arden because of her hit song Insensitive.
"Insensitive"
Clearly Jann, it is time for some tough love and some common sense. Stop being a lousy role/roll model for your loser fans! Grow up fat girl. You are as disgusting as Adele.
How do you cool lick your lips, after a summer's kiss slice of pie?
How do you rid the sweat,after the body bliss between your thunder thighs?
How do you turn your eyes,from the romantic glare that hot skinny guy?
How do you block the sound of your doctor's voice
You'd know anywhere?
Oh, I really should've known
By the time you drove me home
By the vagueness in your eyes, your casual goodbyes
By the chill in your embrace
The expression on your face that told me
Maybe you might have some advice to give
On how to beinsensitive not so fat
Insensitive NOT so FAT
Insensitive NOT SO FAT!
How do younumb your skin purge your gut, after the warmest touch you ate too much?
How do you slowyour blood your eating, after the body rush at the all you can eat buffet?
How do youfree your soul, feed your face after you've found a friend the pie?
How do you teach yourheart belly it's a crime to fall in love again to be a glutton again?
Oh, you probably won't remember me be fucking me
It's probably ancient history My crotch is way too yeasty
I'm one of the chosen few
Who went ahead and fell for you
I'm out ofvogue shape, I'm out of touch to eat
Ifell eat too fast, I feel eat too much
I thought that you might have some diet advice to give
On how to be insulin insensitive
Oh, I really should've known
By the time you drove me home
By thevagueness disgust in your eyes, your casual goodbyes the sweat between my thighs
By the chill in your embrace
The expression on your face that told me
Maybe you might have some advice to give
On how to be insulin insensitive
UPDATE: JANN ARDEN IS BACK IN FULL BLIMP MORE! How do you rid the sweat,
How do you turn your eyes,
How do you block the sound of your doctor's voice
You'd know anywhere?
Oh, I really should've known
By the time you drove me home
By the vagueness in your eyes, your casual goodbyes
By the chill in your embrace
The expression on your face that told me
Maybe you might have some advice to give
On how to be
How do you
How do you slow
How do you
How do you teach your
Oh, you probably won't
I'm one of the chosen few
Who went ahead and fell for you
I'm out of
I
I thought that you might have some diet advice to give
On how to be insulin insensitive
Oh, I really should've known
By the time you drove me home
By the
By the chill in your embrace
The expression on your face that told me
Maybe you might have some advice to give
On how to be insulin insensitive
That scarf you are wearing Jann and the black shirt ain't hiding the fact that YOU ARE FAT! I bet this makes all the angry jealous fat girls happy know their heroine is just like them! The fat girls are oinking their approval. OINK! |
Clearly Jann, it is time for some tough love and some common sense. Stop being a lousy role/roll model for your loser fans! Grow up fat girl. You are as disgusting as Adele.
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