Obese? Fat? Portly? Fluffy? Fat Terminology and Political Correctness.

I am obese and I love every crease.

 
I am obese my blubber's like grease.


I am obese my belly I'd lease.

 
I am obese, so's my cousin Maurice.

I am obese and so is my niece.


I am obese and with that I'm at peace.



I am obese and so's my friend Reece


I am obese let the PC stuff cease!

The Internet's Greatest Fat Political Cartoonist Unviels Lastest Work

I, Fat Bastard, am proud to announce the latest and greatest work from "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear. Teddy is creating some stunning animations that critic are raving about. Teddy is also known for his political fat rights activism where in San Antonio he is known as the Rosa Parks of mass transit for his portly protests regarding proper seating at bus stops.


Here is a sample of Teddy's new work.


And another.

To see more of "Dr" Bear's latest creations click this link. LINK

Whitney Houston Killed By Bathtub

Drugs did not kill Whitney Houston -- BATHING did!

Yeah that's right...sure she was a hopeless junkie but did drugs DROWN her? No. The bathtub did. Jim Morrison too. Why anybody would climb into a porcelain death-trap like that on purpose I do not know. I'd rather stink than take a bath.  





Other Bigger Fatter Politics sources suspect foul play. Since her death sales of her music have skyrocketed. The same thing happened with King of Pop Michael Jackson. We are not saying that prescription drugs didn't play a role and we know that Bobby Brown didn't beat the crap out of her as he was performing at another location. We are saying that drugs may have been a contributing factor.


We hope soon to have more information from our own internet reporter Belly Boy and social commentator, fat educator and the fatosphere's greatest cartoonist Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear.





There were many contributing factors beside her drug addiction. Whitney was anorexic same as Michael Jackson so even if there was an overdose is was most likely accidental. If Ms Houston was fat like Aretha Franklin she could have taken  50 horse tranquilizers and felt nothing but skinny Whitney did not have the robust metabolism to burn off the standard dosage of Xanax.

Flava Flave dressed as Whitney Houston.

The music world is grieving the death of Whitney Houston and rapper Flava Flave was so distraught that he dressed in drag as Whitney Houston as a way to honor her.

Carrie Fisher: Another Weight Loss SELLOUT!

Carrie Fisher: Another Weight Loss SELLOUT!

Carrie Fisher Weight Loss: SELLOUT!

When it is going to end?! First is was Fergie the Princess of Pork, then Valerie Bertinelli then Kirstie Alley, then Marie Osmond and now Carrie Fisher.

Sultry sow Kirstie now a bag of bones!

Plump pretty piglette Val now a bony bimbo

Hot hog Marie now skinny and skanky

Fat and fabulous Carrie Fisher

Carrie Fisher gaunt and ghastly after weight loss

Posted by Fat Bastard at 5:18 PM 

Fat Haters Bullying Obama

The following  is a reprint from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance



Obama Being Bullied





For Immediate Release
January 12, 2012

Foster City, CA - As the civil rights organization working to end discrimination based on body size, NAAFA would like to remind our nation's right wing political leaders that hateful slurs and disparaging remarks about First Lady, Michelle Obama's body is bullying.

While we at Bigger Fatter Politics are often at odds with the man hating NAAFA girls we think they are on the right side of the issue here and besides Mrs Obama is not even close to being fat. 

Sure Mrs Obama has a big bottom and talk about mud flaps the first lady's got em but compared to the people who are bashing her and her daughters she's a thinling. Her ass could make a gay guy turn straight.

Christian Hypocrite Mike Huckabee

One of our nation's lawmakers made a remark about the size of the posterior of the First Lady of the United States of America in a public place where it could be overheard and reported. A former presidential hopeful, once a fat person himself, called the First Lady "Mooochelle" on public radio. Taunting is a form of bullying.

Our nation is spending millions of taxpayer dollars on campaigns to end bullying in our schools while the leaders of our country openly and publicly bully our First Lady. This has to stop! If these individuals cannot set good examples for the children of our nation, they do not deserve to be leaders!

Michelle Obama oozes class and now we have a president who gets some ass!

Not only do we agree with NAAFA but we think any man who finds the first lady unattractive is probably one of many of the Republican Party's chlld molesting closet rump rangers like Larry Craig or that disgusting loud mouth Rush Limbaugh.

NAAFA calls upon these individuals to grow up. Act like adults. Apologize to First Lady, Michelle Obama, and to the people of this nation. Tell our children NOT to follow your example but to learn to accept one another and treat everyone with respect and dignity without regard to body size or shape.

Founded in 1969, NAAFA is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for fat people. NAAFA works to eliminate discrimination based on body size and provide fat people with the tools for self-empowerment through public education, advocacy, and member support.

What Mitt Romney Really Believes

While many fatlings like the greedy gluttony of the Republican party and while I, Fat Bastard, often vote Republican I cannot endorse Mitt Romney. Mormonism is racism. Next to Proud FA my best friend is The Chef. As many of you know not only is the Chef  a colorful man but he is also a Proud man of color. The Chef like Proud FA is like a brother to me. In spite of Romney's support of gluttonous greed his racist views have forced me, Fat Bastard to support Newt Gingrich. Newt is a fat boy and he is quite the womanizer. He's a hero to fat boys everywhere. Since many folks of color are fat not only is Mitt Romney anti-Black he is anti-fat.

For those of you who don't care about us fat folks you may want to find out a little more about Mormonism before you vote for Mitt Romney and is sick cult.

The Honey Badger; The Symbol of the New Fat Acceptance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

The Blacks have the Panther.


America has the Bald Eagle.

Chicago has the Bears and the Bulls



The obvious choice for fat acceptance is the hog but the movement needs an even more tenacious critter and the most aggressive, gluttonous and formidable animal is the Honey Badger. Honey Badger doesn't give a fuck.