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A New National Anthem? The Stars and Stripes Forever?

The Star Spangled Banner is a shitty song and when it's sung at public events too often the singer hotdogs, grandstands and showboats. When Whitney Houston used to sing it I wanted to yell STFU show off. The song is a war song that was originally an English drinking song. Too often the US has been a war mongering country with it's leaders drunk on power.

We need a national anthem that reflects the views of the founding fathers and not that of drunks and warmongers. We need to keep God out of it because we all know what a war mongering scum God is. The best one I have found so far and the little known lyric of  John Philip Sousa's The Stars and Stripes Forever.




The Stars and Stripes Forever Lyrics
by John Philip Sousa - 1897

Let martial note in triumph float
And liberty extend its mighty hand
A flag appears 'mid thunderous cheers,
The banner of the Western land.
The emblem of the brave and true
Its folds protect no tyrant crew;
The red and white and starry blue
Is freedom's shield and hope.
Other nations may deem their flags the best
And cheer them with fervid elation
But the flag of the North and South and West
Is the flag of flags, the flag of Freedom's nation.


Hurrah for the flag of the free!
May it wave as our standard forever,
The gem of the land and the sea,
The banner of the right.
Let despots remember the day
When our fathers with mighty endeavor
Proclaimed as they marched to the fray
That by their might and by their right
It waves forever.

Let eagle shriek from lofty peak
The never-ending watchword of our land;
Let summer breeze waft through the trees
The echo of the chorus grand.Sing out for liberty and light,
Sing out for freedom and the right.
Sing out for Union and its might,
O patriotic sons.

Above is the Stars and Stripes Forever with the lyrics.

Here are the same guys from Acoustix singing it on the Mitch Miller Show Sing Along With Mitch. 

How Do Obese People Wipe Their Butts?

How do Obese People Wipe Their Butts? How to reach back there.

How Us Fatlings “Reach Back There” by Fat Bastard

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It is no secret that many of us fatlings have trouble reaching our butts when we need to wipe but thankfully that will not put most gluttons off their feed. If hygienic toileting is important to you then read on and you will find some valuable tips and tricks for making your trips to the brownie bowel more of a joy and less of a chore.

A good report is only as good as its research so I went to the leading authority on all things poop, The Poop Report. Just like Bigger Fatter Blog is the leading source for all things fat, the folks at The Poop Report are the leading authorities on all things poop. Let’s start with the most obvious question. “How do obese people wipe?” Most people know how Criss Angel walks on water but only fatlings know how fat butts get wiped but even most fatlings do not know all the methods of obese rectal hygiene.

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Some fatlings (jealous fat girls of the old fat acceptance) bristle at the very idea of discussing the challenges we fatling face when it’s time to do the paper work. Dropping a bowl filler can be satisfying but no job is finished until the paperwork is done.

A curious thinling asked the follow question on The Poop Report.

“Dear Poop Report,

How do obese people wipe? I am not trying to be rude…just curious. Also, do they make toilets for people over 300 pounds?”

I, Fat Bastard will answer the second question first. YES!

ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO

Many manufactures are making super sized toilets to accommodate the larger butts, heavier weights and the greater fecal volume of fatlings. The Cadillac of super sized toilets is the Great John. This bad boy is so big that it will double as a kiddie pool.

Here is how a jealous fat girl in denial responded to the thinling’s question:

Dee (not verified) —
Fuck you asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am 550 pounds and I resent your question. Where do you live? I will come over and sit on your face and shit, and then you can lick my ass clean!!!

A poop expert replied:

Tydirium
Judging from that fat girl’s tone of voice, it sounds to me like she has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.

Let’s start with a novel and creative way many fatlings use for wiping their butts in a pubic restroom. Once again the Poop Report provides a wonderful almost zoological report on one clever fatling who uses a men’s room stall like a rubbing post much like a bear uses a tree to leave his scent.


Here is a excerpt from a Poop Report undercover investigation of the fatling who used the stall and a rubbing post.

In talking to the janitors that cleaned the bathrooms at night, I learned that their nickname for Pat was “The Shitter”. You see, Pat was apparently too large to wipe his own ass. Instead he used the stall wall as a rubbing post for his turd-encrusted ass. The poor janitors had to spray down the wall and scrub with disinfectant.

I never looked at Pat the same way again. I would look at him and try to imagine how his arm could reach around his girth for a good wipe. I believe that it was a physical impossibility for him to wipe.

Let’s now move to an oldie but goody, the low tech but tried and true butt wand. Butt wands come in a large variety of styles, shapes sized and colors.


Called the Ample Sponge, these intrepid and robust bad boys are some of the earliest commercially available butt wands. This style butt wand was invented by NAAFA’s founder and owner of Ample Stuff the great Bill Fabrey. Bill had the correct vision for fat acceptance which was based on the accommodation of gluttony and obesity and not denial of its challenges.



Another contender in the growing but competitive butt wand market is the Bottom Buddy. Unlike the ample sponge, the Bottom Buddy uses standard toilet paper that can be easily inserted into the tulip shaped head.

Bottom Buddies come in all sizes. It’s too bad the late Billy Mays is not around to pitch these handy helpers in his famous infomercials. I can hear him now, “It’s not clean until it’s Bottom Buddy clean!”

A variation of the kid’s toy the Super Soaker, the battery powered portable bidet is a favorite of NAAFA fat girls and other fat girls from coast to coast. When you see a fat girl and you think her super sized purse is only for food and the food she takes from the all you can eat buffets, think again. The modern fat girl has given up the Zip Lock bag, sponge and bottle brush long ago and traded it in for the stylish and high tech portable bidet.

Toilet paper, salad tongs and a turkey baster are always a winning combination and can work anywhere. If you run out of battery power or there is a black out, a squirt or two with a turkey baster and a few wipes with T.P. (for your bung hole) wrapped around a set of salad tongs and you will good to go.


Due to mobility issues the crapper can be a foreboding place for many a fatling. That’s why many fatlings skip the toilet all together and head straight for the shower. Some will drop trough in the shower, scoop it up with a pooper scooper, toss it in the toilet and use the potable shower head to hose the poop out their nooks and crannies.


When it comes to the super super super obese the mystery is solved as to how they can wipe their massive butts that are for all intents and purposes a meaty massive flab tunnel in a perpetual state of collapse.

Shit eating dogs or SEDs can be trained to lick clean the butts of uber fatlings. Some people are of the mistaken belief that if you own a shit eating dog you’d only have to feed it once but this is myth. I’ve actually made an interesting observation that may help solve this tricky dilemma. Did you notice that many super super super morbidly people own small, well-trained light brown dogs? Think about it my friend, think about it…..

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That just about covers it. If any of our fatlings have other suggestions or comments please feel free to let us know your thoughts.

This has been a public service of NAFAM and Bigger Fatter Blog, the leader in fat acceptance.
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COVID 19 Statistics

United States cases

Updated May 16 at 2:40 PM local

Confirmed

1,473,415

+13,256

Deaths

88,237

+1,019

Recovered

260,146

+5,159

Coronavirus (COVID-19) statistics

United States cases

Updated May 16 at 7:50 PM local

Confirmed

1,496,632

+24,206

Deaths

89,404

+1,260

Recovered

272,386

+13,348

From May 16 2:40 pm  to May 16 7:50 pm 1167 Americans have died from COVID-19. That is over 1000 people every 5 hours who have died from COVID-19. That's over 5000 Americans per day who are killed by COVID-19!

Sorry Trump and sorry MAGAts, COVID 19 is not a hoax so shut your filthy lie holes!

The End

Paula Deen Weight Loss Sellout

Paula Deen Another Weight Loss Sellout

 
I don't know whether the oink angrily or oink sadly but America's butter Queen Paula Deen is downright skinny and as bad as that is it gets worse. Her husband Grover lost 60 pounds in order to avoid knee surgery – what a wimp! Sadly, it gets even worse both her sons have lost weight to deal with their health problems. This is a sad day for gluttons everywhere. Combined, Paula Deen's clan has lost a total of 174 pounds.




Her husband Grover lost the weight to avoid knee surgery. I guess all is cooking did not trump the pain of a damaged knee joint. The once plump Paula after being diagnosed with diabetes was at first it defiant and fatlings everywhere from but somebody got to her and set of taking drugs for diabetes Paula Deen decided to eat rabbit food and abandon her delicious Southern cooking.

Paula Deen joins a long list of BBW sellouts.

Aretha Franklin selfishly decided that breathing and singing were more important than her food. Shame on you Aretha.

Valerie Bertinelli is another weight loss sellout. She joins the ranks of people like Carrie Fisher, Al Roker, Kirstie Alley, Sharon Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Sarah Ferguson formerly the princes of pork but now princes of York, Jordan Sparks and so many others have disappointed those of us in the gluttony and fat acceptance movement.



UPDATE: Valarie Bertanelli has been in full blimp mode since 2016

Once HOT-------------------------- Now NOT

Once HOT-------------------------- Now NOT

Kirstie Alley Once HOT----------------- Now NOT

HOT                                          NOT

We still have Carnie Wilson. Even after two weight loss surgeries that included a gastric bypass and then gastric banding Carnie Wilson still defies the fat haters and she continues to blimp out. OINK OINK OINK.... YOU GO GIRL GLUTTON!



I never thought the Paula Deen butter Queen with sellout but I was equally shocked to find out that another sexy sow Ann Wilson from the Canadian rock band heart has also lost a tremendous amount of weight after having gastric band.



The only fat celebrity that we can really depend on these days is Oprah. Sure, Oprah will get fat and then not so fat and then fat in the not so fat and then fat and not so fat but we always know that like Carnie Wilson, Oprah will always remain a hefty hogs. The jury is still out on Rosie O'Donnell. Let's hope that her heart attack scare won't cause her to eat salad and get skinny. Rosie especially, will look horrible skinny with that great big melon head of hers.

Fat People Not As Smart?

A new study finds obese people have 8 percent less brain tissue than normal-weight individuals. Their brains look 16 years older than the brains of lean individuals, researchers said today.

Those classified as overweight have 4 percent less brain tissue and their brains appear to have aged prematurely by 8 years.

The results, based on brain scans of 94 people in their 70s, represent “severe brain degeneration,” said Paul Thompson, senior author of the study and a UCLA professor of neurology.

“That’s a big loss of tissue and it depletes your cognitive reserves, putting you at much greater risk of Alzheimer’s and other diseases that attack the brain,” said Thompson. “But you can greatly reduce your risk for Alzheimer’s, if you can eat healthily and keep your weight under control.”

The findings are detailed in the online edition of the journal Human Brain Mapping.

Obesity packs many negative health effects, including increased risk of heart disease, Type 2 diabetes, hypertension and some cancers. It’s also been shown to reduce sexual activity.

More than 300 million worldwide are now classified as obese, according to the World Health Organization. Another billion are overweight. The main cause, experts say: bad diet, including an increased reliance on highly processed foods.

Obese people had lost brain tissue in the frontal and temporal lobes, areas of the brain critical for planning and memory, and in the anterior cingulate gyrus (attention and executive functions), hippocampus (long-term memory) and basal ganglia (movement), the researchers said in a statement today. Overweight people showed brain loss in the basal ganglia, the corona radiata, white matter comprised of axons, and the parietal lobe (sensory lobe).

“The brains of obese people looked 16 years older than the brains of those who were lean, and in overweight people looked 8 years older,” Thompson said.

Obesity is measured by body mass index (BMI), defined as the weight in kilograms divided by the square of the height in meters. A BMI over 25 is defined as overweight, and a BMI of over 30 as obese.

The research was funded by the National Institute on Aging, National Institute of Biomedical Imaging and Bioengineering, National Center for Research Resources, and the American Heart Association.

Michael Moore Calls Out Obama

When it comes to famous political fat asses Michael Moore is on the top of the A-list for sure. What makes Michael Moore a special political figure is that he like fellow lardass Chris Christie tells is like it is. When it comes to many issues Obama's hands are surely tied by a bunch of scumbags in Congress but Obama has become a bit to insular with the people who elected him and the people he was elected to serve. Michael Moore calls him out on that in the following open letter.  Here is a excerpt:

MICHAEL MOORE CALLS OUT OBAMA!

ASK US TO DO SOMETHING. One thing is clear: none of the above is going to happen if you don't immediately mobilize the 63,500,000 who voted for you (and the other 40 million who are for you but didn't vote). You can't go this alone. You need an army of everyday Americans who will fight alongside you to make this a more just and peaceful nation. In your 2008 campaign, you were a pioneer in using social media to win the election. Over 15 million of us gave you our cell numbers or email addresses so you could send us texts and emails telling us what needed to be done to win the election. Then, as soon as you won, it was as if you hit the delete button. We never heard from you again. (Until this past year when you kept texting us to send you $25. Inspiring.) Whoever your internet and social media people were should have been given their own office in the West Wing – and we should have heard from you. Constantly. Need a bill passed? Text us and we will mobilize! The Republicans are filibustering? We can stop them! They won't approve your choice for Secretary of State? We'll see about that! You say you were a community organizer. Please – start acting like one.

The next four years can be one of those presidential terms that changed the course of America. I'm sure you will want to be judged on how you stood up for us, restored the middle class, ended the s***ting on the poor and made us a friend to the rest of the world instead of a threat. You can do this. We can do it with you. All that stands in the way is your understandable desire to sing "Kumbaya" with the Republicans. Don't waste your breath. Their professed love of America is negated by their profound hatred of you. Don't waste a minute on them. Fix the sad mess we're in. Go back and read this month's election results. We're with you.

P.S. President Obama – my cell number to text me at is 810-522-8398 and my email isMMFlint@MichaelMoore.com. I await my first assignment!

Even though the president did not win the fat vote there are still plenty of fatlings like the Chef, Belly Boy, Dr Bear and I who would work hard to move America in the right direction. We too await our assignment Mr President. 

Fat politicians tell it like it is. We found that out when Chris Christie dropped a flabbalanche of reality on the do nothing CONgress. As a fatling Christie knows on what side his bread is buttered and he knows how to get service!

Get on the stick Mr President and remember the immortal words of JFK.. "Ask not what your country can do for you as what you can do for your country." What else can we fatlings do for our country besides eat?

Fat WKBT News Anchor Jennifer Livingston Responds to Viewer Email

The following video is another example of a fat angry sow who refuses to embrace her gluttony. Jennifer Livingston actually took the time to respond to a critic who told her that being a fat slob and a greedy glutton has health consequences. Only an idiot would not admit that gluttony does have a myriad of health consequences but it's a good choice. Sure it shortens life spans but we maintain that it is not the quantity of life that's important but rather the quality. Jennifer Livingston missed a golden opportunity to show the world that gluttony is good. Her retort was typical of the angry and whiny fat girl. Her type of dishonesty and rhetoric makes it bad for fat people everywhere.

What Jennifer (Meat Facebook Page) Livingston should be saying on her face book page is that she is a glutton and proud of it. She should also be telling the world that she is going to make sure her children become little piggies like her and then she should've given a few good loud oink oink oinks.

Here a couple of brothas respond.

Let's be honest, fat girls are bad mothers and if you really want to piss off  fat girls point out to them the facts that show fat girls are bad mothers. It's quite clear that the email Jennifer received really struck a nerve with her. She knows that she's a bad mother but so what? Kids are overrated.

From a health point of view, obese women should not get pregnant. Being obese more than doubles the chance of serious birth defects. Before the land whale decides to get knocked up and squirt out a pup or two she needs to break away from her pod of other land whales and get to a safe and suitable body weight for childbirth and pregnancy.

When it comes to rearing children fatling parents should raise their kids as normalings and then allow the child to decide when he reaches a certain age like 16 whether they want to be part of the glorious gluttonous lifestyle. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds when they become adults. Obesity and gluttony are not for everyone. The angry man hating fat girls of the old antiquated fat acceptance movement are prime examples of people who should not be fat. Jennifer Livingston is another angry fat girl who gives other true power chair riding sows who proudly display their diabetic amputations in the aisles of Walmart every day a bad name. Jennifer Livingston gives the pork beasts and land whales who frequent the all-you-can-eat buffets a bad name. Worse than that, Jennifer Livingston gives gluttony a bad name.