What’s Your Fattitude Score? Take the Fattitude Test

To be a true fatling you need a high FQ (Fattitude Quotient). With help from CG Brady and a few of my gluttonous friends I, Fat Bastard designed a fattitude test or FQ test. Unlike IQ which pretty much remains static your fattitude quotient or FQ can rise and fall throughout your life.

Weight loss guru CG Brady proclaims, “Lose the fattitude lose the fat.” Who wants that?! Other than having weight loss surgery or being in a Nazi death camp the only way to lose weight is to lose the fattitude. We at Bigger Fatter Politics want you to – KNOW YOUR FATTITUDE! At the end of this test we will show you ways to increase your fattitude. Having an accurate measurement of your fattitude is more important than having an accurate measurement of your fat. In the case of the gainer a sober inventory of your essential fattitudes is crucial in making the gains you desire and in the case of the loser aka dieter indentifying and reducing your fattitudes is crucial for weight loss.

The Fattitude Test

This test has a series of statements that will measure your fattitude quotient. Simply respond to the staetments and tally your score. The higher your score the more fattitude you have. On a scale of 1 – 5 rate how true these statements are regarding your fattitudes. 0 = Totally False, 1 = Mostly False, 2 = Slightly True. 3 = Mostly True, 4 = Totally True, 5 = True with whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Answer as honestly as you can.

1. Food is love.

2. I’d rather sit than move.

3. If there were only one channel I could receive on my TV it would be the food network.

4. Flavor means much more to me than nutrition.

5. Food is better than sex.

6. I prize tasty food above good healthy.

7. I prize food above my family.

8. Society should accommodate the special needs of fat people.

9. It is impossible to be too fat.

10. I steal food.

11. I will circle a parking lot in order to save a few steps.

12. I will use a fatty scooter at Walmart even though I don’t really need one.

13. I am or am becoming to fat to wipe my butt but I don’t care.

14. I don’t feel guilty about getting free medical care because of my obesity.

15. Fat people are now the new Niggers.

Tally your score!

What your score means.




0 – 10 =  Little to  no fattitude. Move to Sparta and worship MeMe Roth.

10 – 20 = A shadow of fattitude. You will eat tasty food as long as it is healthy.  You still pick health and social responsibility over food but you will have a slice of birthday cake.




20 – 30 = A  loud whisper of fattitude. You did pig out once on Thanksgiving but went straight to the gym on Friday but went for pizza after that. Most of your eating is mindful but you will feast now and again.

30 – 40 =  Moderate fattitude. You often have seconds and desert. You say that you rarely eat fast food but that is not true. You still cook often but you avoid rabbit food.

40 – 50 =  Major fattitude. You go to fast food restaurants and while you eat salads you add lots of cheese and dressing. You have few meals at the dinner table and rarely use a knife fork or spoon.

50 – 60 = Uber  fattitude. You have pig outs with friends regularly and you waddle. Your C-PAP machine is your best buddy.

60 – 70 = Mega fattitude. You have often polished off an entire bag of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. Food is your God. You really know how to throw your weight around and you do it well. Everytime you take a dump it’s a tripple flusher.

70 – 75 = Ultimate fattitude. You know that vegetables are what food eats. You proudly strut or wheel your fat self around. You are large and in charge. You make Kate Harding look like a fat hater and the patients at the Brookhaven Obesity Clinic look like runts. You have reached the Belly Boy class of obesity and fattitude and you deserve a hearty BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA and a couple of pies.

How to Increase Your Fattitude


The Famous Belly Boy Burger

1. EAT! It sounds a bit simplistic but the more you eat the more you will want to eat.

2. Watch shows about food. Food shows are like porn for fat people. Seeing food and people eating while making yummy sounds increases your desire for food just as watching porn increases your desire for sex.

3. Hang out with fat people and eat with them. This is fun and you will discover new foods and new fat freinds. While it is good to eat alone it’s better to eat with other fatlings. Fattitude is contagious.

4. Use a power chair whether you need it or not. Not only will riding in a power chair or scooter save calories it will increase your sloth. Remember, live smart not hard.

 
5. Know that you are entitled and get all the freebies that you can. Learning how to milk the system even before you become too fat to work will give you the skills you will need to navigate the social service maze.

Follow these five steps and before you know it you will have supersized your fattitude.

Leave your score in the comments section.

NYPD Police Brutality: LRJ TV Reports Unarmed Soldier Gunned Down By Cops

One of my favorite reporters and online journalists is LRJ of LRJ TV. LRJ is one of a growing number of citizen civilian journalists who report and comment on the growing police state that is America today.

Welcome to the AmeriKKKan police state.

Ted Nugent A Pictorial Essay

Another Way Obesity is Good For the Economy

Sure, we all know that we fatling increase business for the medical industry by trillions and that our needs increase energy sales but the most obvious and least talked about is the sheer about of food we fatlings consume. When it comes to food we eat over 90% of it.

Let crunch some numbers. 

A whopping 74% of Americans are fat or obese.

Your average fatling makes up about 36% of the US population and while the normaling female consumes about 2000 calories a day and the normling male consumes about 2500 calories per day your average fatling's hyper metabolism burns 3000 - 5000

The other 38% are obese, mega obese, super obse and super super obese and then there are millions in the 15k to 30k calorie per day Belly Boy class.

If MeMe Roth and the other short sighted fat haters had their way everyone would be skinny and that would destroy the US economy in ways the banksters and corporate gangsters could never imagine.

Food For Thought From 500 Pound Peep

Five Hundred Pound Peep

From: The Life and Times of a 500 Pound Woman.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Free-dumb?  Free-dumb?

This graphic makes a good point.

George Zimmerman The Child Molester

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If you’re a journalist or scandalmonger, the George Zimmerman trial is the gift that keeps on giving. How can one possibly keep track of all the twists and turns in this sordid tale?

With each passing day, the plot sickens thickens. In just the past three weeks alone — since Zimmerman’s “not guilty” verdict — we’ve had news of a juror’s ghoulish book deal gone bad, possible jury tampering, a juror calling him a “murderer,” a possible staged auto accident rescue gone awry, and Zimmerman’s brother Robert — the family “spokesthug” — threateningl the slain Travyon Martin’s family if they don’t shut up.


All of this makes it way too easy for us to forget that — no matter what five of the six women on the jury believe — we have ample proof that Zimmerman was enough of a bully and a racist to have been looking for trouble that night when he followed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin against the advice of local police.

Due to anger and resentment over Zimmerman walking free, a very interesting article and audio clip have been making the rounds on the Internet again. Last July, Trymaine Lee from the Huffington Post reported that, on March 20, 2012, a female cousin of Zimmerman’s testified to investigators that he had sexually molested her for 13 years starting at age six.

In addition, she claims that the Zimmerman family were over-the-top, “boastfully proud” racists who frequently said hateful things about black people. In an emotionally wrenching interview, the often-weeping woman first described the repeated molestations that occurred during family get-togethers:

"It started when I was six. We’d all lay in front of the TV and we had pillows and blankets and he would reach under the blankets and try to do things and I would try to push him off but he was bigger and stronger and older. It was in front of everybody and I don’t know how I didn’t say anything, I just didn’t know any better."

Despite what the Martin family’s legal team described as “her emotional state,” the woman reportedly came forward because she strongly believed that Zimmerman was capable of shooting Trayvon Martin because of his skin color:

"I was afraid that he may have done something because the kid was black. Because growing up they’ve always made, him and his family have always made statements that they don’t like black people if they don’t act like white people. They like black people if they act white and other than that, they talk a lot of bad things about black people."

Back in 2012, Amenda Marcotte from Slate wrote that — despite the mainstream media dismissing Witness #9′s testimony as “irrelevant,” her testimony was extremely relevant, due to the nature of sexual abuse:

Sexual abuse is a form of bullying, a violent crime whose pleasure for the attacker is far more about enjoying their power and dominance over the victim than it is about sexual urges. Subsequently, sexually violent men tend to be more violent generally, particularly against people they believe are lesser or weaker. If you’re trying to establish that Zimmerman had it in him to hunt down and murder a teenager who is much smaller than himself, then a history of sexual assault does help demonstrate this.

And when it comes to racism, Zimmerman’s mother sounds like a real piece of work. Here are just three choice tidbits recalled by Witness #9:

I don’t like Obama, because he is black and I am a racist.

I have a black girl that works right behind me and I’m like, what, are you just, let’s go, and I kind of just swept her in the back.

She often talked about “marrying into white families in order to improve one’s status.

Yes, that’s right. Zimmerman’s mom openly declared herself as a racist, struck a black co-worker in their work place, and wanted her kids to marry lighter-skinned people. And when asked why she didn’t tell anyone in her family, or do anything until she escaped Zimmerman’s advances at a family gathering when she was 19, Witness #9 unwittingly provided the perfect portrait of a sociopath:

I was scared of what else was going to happen. With him, he like, he was a different person to me. He was very intimidating and the fact that he made everyone love him and made everyone laugh and be so happy around him, I knew if I said anything he would just deny it.

This chilling evidence makes us wonder how a jury of six women — five of whom are mothers — could possibly see Zimmerman as anything other than a bullying sociopath with a gun whose actions were clearly motivated by racism, rather than by self-defense. By their standards, the “Stand Your Ground” law can be used to justify shooting in all circumstances … unless you’re that African-American woman who fired a harmless warning shot in the air to deter her abuser. Then you get 20 years in jail.


Here’s the audio from LRJTV’s YouTube channel:


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Anthony Weiner's Sexting vs Rudolf Giuliani's Fucking

Apparently the NYC media thinks that anonymous cyber sex which is mostly a fantasy thing is far worse than actual physical sucking and fucking.

Ex NYC mayor Rudolph Giuliani had a tawdry affair when he was cheating on his hot wife Donna Hanover but for some reason the NYC press and the national press didn't mind. Guliani even had a fairly successful Republican primary run for POTUS. Guliani put his hot wife Donna Hanover through a living hell whereas Weiner's wife who is also hot didn't seem to give a shit that her hubby Anthony was stroking more than the keys.

Weiner was combing the fish while Rudy was playing hide the sausage.

Enter Anthony "Oscar Meyer wannbe Mayor" Weiner the sexting ex congressman. His marriage did not end in a messy divorce. Weiner kept his weiner in his pants until he got infront of a screen on his iPhone or laptop and the only victims were sticky keys. Weiner didn't even show anyone his. He showed people his buff body and with a snout like his, you'd better have a nice looking body.

She didn't get those lips from sucking door knobs sideways! Open wide Monica and make room for the big dog's hotdog!

Let's drop the political correctness. Sexting is a step above porn and people will debate as to whether it is actually cheating. Kissy wissy, feely weely and sucky fucky is considered actual cheating by almost everyone with the exception of Bill Clinton who believes that eatin ain't cheatin as he wagged his finger and said, "I did not have sex with that woman - Miss Lewinsky." Had Monica swallowed and not dribbled all over her dress after freeing Willy's willie, Bill Clinton today would be getting the occasional hummer from Monica because as we all know, fat girls give the best head because they are always hungry. Next time  you get  blow job Bill jam it down her throat before blowing your wad.

Did Clinton's 13 year affair with Jennifer Flowers make him bad at his job? Did the blow job from Monica Lewinsky affect his job performance? Of course not! If anything it improved it. A good blow job is very relaxing and a realxed president is a happy president. You can beat an egg, your wife or a drum but you can't beat a blow job. 

Guliani was a good mayor and Clinton was a good president so what's to stop Weiner from being a good Mayor other than the fact that he sucked as a congressman?