Monday, October 21, 2013

The Bill of Rights

There is a lot of talk in the alternative media and from pundits such as Alex Jones, Jessie Ventura, Adam Kokesh and Cenk Uygar of the Young Turks that the US is becoming or has become a police state. Ron Paul has called out current system a mild form of fascism while former President Jimmy Carter has said that the America is not longer a functioning democracy. The only thing that stands between freedom and tyranny is the the Constitution of the United States of America. The first 10 amendments of the Constitution is the Bill of Rights.

The Preamble to The Bill of Rights

Congress of the United States
begun and held at the City of New-York, on Wednesday the fourth of March, one thousand seven hundred and eighty nine.

THE Conventions of a number of the States, having at the time of their adopting the Constitution, expressed a desire, in order to prevent misconstruction or abuse of its powers, that further declaratory and restrictive clauses should be added: And as extending the ground of public confidence in the Government, will best ensure the beneficent ends of its institution.

RESOLVED by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America, in Congress assembled, two thirds of both Houses concurring, that the following Articles be proposed to the Legislatures of the several States, as amendments to the Constitution of the United States, all, or any of which Articles, when ratified by three fourths of the said Legislatures, to be valid to all intents and purposes, as part of the said Constitution; viz.

ARTICLES in addition to, and Amendment of the Constitution of the United States of America, proposed by Congress, and ratified by the Legislatures of the several States, pursuant to the fifth Article of the original Constitution.



Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII
In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

The Biggest Ass In America

Before I show you the biggest ass in America I will need to warm you up by going from small to plump to large to X-large to XX large to XXX-large to XXXX- large to VA VA VA VOOM and finally to the BIGGEST ASS IN AMERICA!



























Moving in the rig  America's Biggest Ass Gallery



Tweet America's biggest ass here! and HERE for the Raunchiest!



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Not even close!





Ask not what America's Biggest Ass can do for you. Ask what you can do for America's Biggest Ass.

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VA VA VA VOOM!



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Not quite there yet...




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VA VA VA VOOM!

 Drum roll please.... Ladies and gentleman I give you America's BIGGEST ASS!





Runner up for America's biggest ass.

And what does Mrs Cruz do with her ass?  She puts a tie on him and sends him to Washington to work for Goldman-Sachs.

UPDATE! CRUZ NO LONGER AMERICA'S BIGGEST ASS!



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      When his wife, Heidi Nelson Cruz, served in George W. Bush's Treasury ... Heidi Nelson Cruz is now an executive at Goldman Sachs. (VIDEO: ...

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    12 hours ago - The establishment specializes in the old fashion bait-and-switch. It knows the people are sick and tired of government as usual and they want ...

  2. Ted Cruz Apparently Gets His Health Insurance From Goldman Sachs

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    Sep 25, 2013 - WASHINGTON -- Toward the end of Ted Cruz's more than 20-hour ... Cruz's wife, Heidi Nelson Cruz, is a regional head of a Goldman Sachs ...

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    4 hours ago - 'Nuff said. The establishment specializes in the old fashion bait-and-switch. It knows the people are sick and tired of government as usual and ...

  4. Ted Cruz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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    Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz (born December 22, 1970) is the junior United ..... Cruz's wife is currently head of the Southwest Region in the Investment Management Division of Goldman, Sachs & Co. and previously worked in the White House for ...

  5. Daily Kos: Ted Cruz's really sweet health insurance deal

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    Oct 9, 2013 - Ted Cruz with his wife Heidi and daughters Caroline, 5, and Catherine, 2 ... being married to Ted," says his wife, Heidi, a VP at Goldman Sachs.

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Saturday, October 19, 2013

Minimum Wage Should Be 22.00 - $33.00 per Hour! Elizabeth Warren Proves it!





Worker productivity has increased dramatically since 1960 but minimum wage has not kept pace. The salaries that corporate gangsters give themselves is now 500 times more than minimum wage. If minimum wage were to have kept pace with worker production minimum wage would be 22 dollars an hour. If minimum wage we to have kept pace with CEO salaries it would be 33 dollars an hour.
I love this woman! She should be president!







Friday, October 18, 2013

How to Talk to a Republican

There really is no reason to talk to one of these inbred Bible thumping pieces of shit and absolutely no reason to be polite since one cannot have a productive conversation with one of them.

Here are some suggestions of thing to say to a Republican.



Hey, you scripture-spouting hypochristian, you're like all the other born-agains; you're an even bigger pain in the ass the second time around.

Excuse me, you Viagra-depending hypochristian, but if you're the answer then the question must be ridiculous.

I've got bad news, you Civil War-reenacting troll. Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever.

Listen, you trailer-dwelling sociopath, I'd call you intellectually dishonest, but that would imply you have an intellect.

I'm curious, you climate-wrecking blowhard, does your lower intestine empty directly into your skull?

If freedom-loving Americans can't freely mock a heartless, creationism-peddling imbecile like you, then the terrorists have already won.

Listen, you planet-trampling zealot, you're such a disaster, even George Bush's FEMA couldn't screw you up more.

I have only ever made one prayer to God: 'Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it by sending me a hope-hating conservatard like you.

Tell me, you uninformed, Earth-defiling dimwit, do you Tweet your insanity too?

Hey, you sex-outlawing dimwit, I see your wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead. 



Toxic Tea: Can the GOP Recover?

If that spineless, gutless cry baby drunk Boehner is replaced will the GOP be able to recover from all the toxic tea?

I say probably not. Most paleo Conservatives are gone and the infestation of tea baggers and various delusional libertarians have plunged the GOP into chaos. To make it worse there are the whack jobs like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh whose buffoonery has made the GOP a laughing stock to anyone with a triple digit IQ.

Send in the clowns.. I mean the ASS clowns The GOP really is a circus with a freak show.

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Click here to visit the Republican Clown College and see ALL the GOP clowns.

Thursday, October 17, 2013

The Bush Legacy

Here are some undeniable facts from Republicans Suck

Within days of 9.11.2001, BUSH allowed over 100 members of Osama Ben Laden’s family to leave the US without being questioned or interrogated.

Republican President BUSH lied to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction being in Iraq and declared war on Iraq when they had NOTHING to do with 9/11.
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It was Republican President BUSH who is responsible for Thousands of American service men and women losing their lives in Iraq… a war which should have never been waged.

It was Republican President BUSH who is responsible for is responsible for over 32,000 American troops being wounded

It was Republican President BUSH who is responsible for over 112,000 Iraqi civilians deaths.
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It is REPUBLICANS who are responsible for running up the largest national debt in the history of the US of 10 TRILLION Dollars because of their IRRESPONSIBLE, RECKLESS spending and inept Governing. The money spent didn’t benefit regular Americans at all.

For 8 years, Republicans had control of the Presidency. I can’t think of ONE good thing they did that helped me and my family and the average Joe. Republican supporters will say, “Bush kept us safe”. That is BULL! The biggest attack in the history of the United Stated happened on Bush’s watch.

BUSH DID NOTHING! He didn’t even get Osama Bin Laden..

Cc

US Military Set To Destroy Pagan Island


Pagan Island has been called the "crown jewel" of the Marianas Islands. It's one of the most biographically and geographically diverse islands in the archipelago, and it's home to a number of species that aren't found anywhere else in the world. Now, the U.S. military wants to leave this stunning landscape a smoking ruin.

The United States military plans to occupy all of Pagan Island for live-fire training exercises, including bombings. This doesn't just ignore the rights of indigenous Pagan Islanders. It could also disturb the ecologically valuable topsoil, increase the chances for summer fires, erode or destroy the coral reefs surrounding the island, and taint the entire island with toxins for decades.

And Pagan Island's thousands of flora and fauna, including its rare birds, bats, and insects, could be killed off forever.

We can't allow the U.S. military to devastate the lives of generations of people, plants and animals for the sake of target practice. Please ask them to spare Pagan Island from destruction!