Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Psycho Bitches, Do You Know One?


We all know a psycho bitch and many of us have been a victim of a psycho bitch either directly or indirectly. They're all over the place!  You see them out it public berating their children or husband and making a spectacle of themselves. When men behave like maniacs they get placed in handcuffs or hauled off to the booby hatch but women are held to a lower standard. Men are socialized to develop a strong super ego to keep their id in check.  Women and girls on the other hand get a pass in that department. They are allowed to back bite, gossip, bully other girls and boys.  Today women are becoming more physically violent than ever before and getting a pass on it.
If you are considering dealing with a psycho bitch for a piece ass or a blow job or two consider the following:

I saw this elsewhere. I found it to be true.


Cluster B Personality Disorders in Cum Dumpsters.

The Borderline Personality Disorder Slut will have lots of male friends, a few (3 or 4 ) male friends she considers to be close friends, but these "close" friends will be friendzoned co-dependent types. The Borderline slut will have a boyfriend or ex-boyfriend she considers the primary relationship in her life, but it will always be a rocky relationship. He will most likely be depressed. She will make you feel like you're the king of the world when she first meets you, but this will only last a short period of time before she begins to devalue you. You have a month or 2 to gently carress her good until this happens. DO NOT become one of her few male friends waiting for her to fall in love with you, that will NEVER happen because she hates herself too much to allow real intimacy in her life.



The Histrionic Personality Disorder Slut will be lively and charismatic, and like the Borderline slut, she will have lots of mostly male friends. But unlike the Borderline slut, she may have a few lesser attractive female friends. She will flirt, touch, and make you feel like you're the hottest thing around. She is after your attention, and only your attention. The trick to loving her is to not seem as if you have surrendered to her charms. The more apathetic you are towards her, the more she wants you. The minute she thinks she's won you over, she will consider you less than dirt. Never tell her you love her unless you want the relationship (I use that term loosely, they will never have a real relationship) to be over.

The Narcissist Personality Disorder Slut will seem interested in you, mirror all of your interests, and paint herself out to be everything you want in a woman. For example, if you tell her you're into a certain genre of music, she will quickly study that genre and become master at it in her own mind. Narcissist sluts love becoming getting interested in specific genres because it makes them feel superior. They need to feel better than you at knowing certain things. The minute you claim to know more, she begins resenting you and pushing you away. Like the Histrionic and Borderline sluts, the Narcissist slut wants your attention and will inevitably devalue you and cut you off for no reason. But unlike the Borderline and Histrionic sluts, they don't care if you leave first. They're narcissists and will not usually fault themselves in any way.



Don't try to figure out whether a slut is Borderline, Histrionic, or Narcissistic. The truth is these disorders often intertwine and it becomes difficult to know which disorder dominates. If you do come across these women, and you will, the best course of action is to run like hell. But if you want to use them for sex, the best way to go about this is hit-and-run. Be perfect when you talk to them, and then disappear for a few days. If you can do this a few times, she will almost always throw the pussy at you. But if you start developing feelings and start figuring out her motives, you're fucked and have months of heartache coming your way. The Cluster B has zero empathy (they fake it well) and are master manipulators. Don't play their game, you will always lose.



The Cluster B is Hardwired to fail. If you've been dumped by a Cluster B, or ended a relationship with one, you will be obsessed with knowing who she's loving, or wondering if she's happier with the new guy. If you find yourself doing that, you need to stop. Personality disorders are deeply entrenched defense reflexes that do not just go away. In case you're wondering, her next relationship will NOT be better. It is only a matter of time before the same fate befalls the next guy. 
If you want to throw a fuck or two into one of these bitches enter at your own risk. forewarned is forearmed. I know its a shame to let a hot piece of ass slip through your fingers just because her brain is moth eaten but if you understand the risks and use caution you can mitigate damages and maybe even come out unscathed but remember, you have a better chance of turning a whore into a housewife than you do turning a psycho bitch sane. 

 


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Because the New NAAFA is for men I, Fat Bastard, decided to break new ground and publish an article about the abusive wife/girlfriend/fiancee. Men get abused as much as women get abused but men rarely have anyone to turn to for help or to validate their feelings. Enter Dr Tara Palmatier.

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Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

It takes the special insight of a woman are real womanly woman to break down in logical terms just how cruel evil and nasty some bitches can be. Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD hit the nail on the head. You may be asking how does this apply to fat men. It doesn't most of us surf porn, eat and beat off for our pleasure. We know what a hassle most women can be and  even though sheep can't cook Hardees can. Sure, all men would like a woman like Tara J. Palmatier, sanity is damn sexy but the odds of finding a sane women especially one who's fat are slimmer than an anorexic super model.

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My advice is to all men. If you don't like being fat that's fine. If you are married to a hot woman who is sane that's great but for the rest of you they make porn, hookers and strippers for a reason and fast food is not just for fat girls.


The following article and quiz was created by the lovely and erudite Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

LINK TO HER SITE

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Is She a Crazy Bitch? A Quiz by Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD



This isn’t a rhetorical question. If you’ve asked yourself more than once, “Is my girlfriend/wife/fiancee a crazy bitch?” as a clinical psychologist, I’m here to tell you the answer is, “Yes. Diagnostically speaking, she may very well be a crazy bitch.

A ‘crazy bitch’ insidiously makes you feel like the unstable, angry person. You soon doubt your interpretation of events and experiences. In lots of cases, this type of woman may have a personality disorder, such as Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) or Antisocial Personality Disorder or some combination of the Cluster B disorders. In other cases, they may not qualify for diagnoses, but it doesn’t really matter. Abusers are highly resistant to change regardless of whether they have a personality disorder or not. 

Here’s a quiz to find out if your wife, girlfriend or ex is an abuser:
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  • Does she fly into rages without warning over relatively trivial matters like a web page loading too slowly?
  • Are you always the scapegoat/bad guy whenever she’s frustrated, disappointed or just plain bored?
  • Do her friends (that is, if she has any) describe her as a “drama queen?”
  • Does she describe herself as a drama queen? If so, congrats. You found one with a modicum of self-awareness.
  • Is her lipstick a little too red? Is it applied like theater makeup and a tad crooked?
  • Did sex begin with an earth shattering bang and fizzle into infrequent, transactional and conditional sex?
  • Is she a black-and-white, all-or-nothing thinker?
  • Do you lie to your family, friends and colleagues about what goes on at home?
  • Do you find yourself making excuses to your family, friends and colleagues for her inexcusable behavior?
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  •  Do you find yourself walking on eggshells around her?
  • Does she hate your friends and family and become angry or tearful when you spend time with them?
  • Is she pathologically jealous?
  • Does she project her feelings onto you? For example, she’s yelling and raging and then accuses you of being angry.
  • Does focus solely on her emotional experience while exhibiting little or no empathy for yours?
  • Have you distanced yourself from friends and family because of your relationship?
  • Does she place you on a pedestal one day only to tear you down the next day? “I’ve never known anyone like you
    before. You’re so wonderful!”
    Next day: “You’re the devil! You’re the most selfish bastard I’ve ever met! You don’t love me!”
  • Did she change her identity after she landed you? For example, when you first met her she was a sexy, adventurous, sweet ballbuster; now, she’s afraid of her own shadow, has no outside interests and goes ballistic if she has to do anything without you.
  • Does she put you into “no win” situations in which nothing you do is good enough and you’re guaranteed to fail?
  • Does she exhibit stalker behaviors? This usually occurs during the courtship phase or when she senses you’re about to make a break for it. For instance: Calling and hanging up? Calling over and over and over until you answer the phone? Does she wait outside your home, uninvited, until you arrive? Does she show up at places she know you’ll be, also uninvited? Has she tried to get close to your friends in inappropriate ways?
If you answered “yes” to more than two of these questions, you may be involved with a female abuser. You’re not alone. They’re everywhere.

Most of the men who ended up in my therapy office were there because they were experiencing stress, depression or anxiety as a result from being in a relationship with an emotionally abusive woman. Ironically, most of the time they were shamed and pathologized into seeking counseling by these women. Never mind that most of the symptoms my male patients experienced were a direct result of being in a relationship with an abuser who most likely had one of the abusive personality disorders

If you think you may be involved with an abusive woman, good luck. They’re typically treatment resistant and they never really get any better. If you choose to stay in the relationship, I strongly recommend you educate yourself about the signs and symptoms of abuse, personality disorders and learn some basic behavioral management skills.

By: Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

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I, Fat Bastard would ask some questions and share some of my own thoughts and share some of my wisdom with the good doctor. 


I, Fat Bastard, have butted heads with the fat feminists on many occasions. Like other womyn with disordered thinking they too like to portray themselves as tragic victims as part of their male bashing sequelae. I think that these angry fat girls are worse. One thing that I don't think you, Dr Palmatier have considered fully enough is the hormonal component. Hormonally speaking, fat girls/womyn are a mess. Their insulin is all over the place, along with PCOS and a host of other hormonal anomalies such as estrogen dominance. An estrogen fueled woman can be hell on wheels.

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A womanly woman! The kind that men want to see and feminists can never be.


In my casual observation I have concluded that when it comes to crazy, white females win the gold, silver and bronze medal with Asian woman finishing a distant fourth. Except for Oprah, Black women seem to me to be more stable and more pleasant, and while culture may be partially responsible ie the bitch slap, for the more stable and amiable Black woman I strongly suspect that there is a hormonal component. Think about it. Black woman don't get osteoporosis. This is due to their slightly different hormonal mix. There is IMO something to be said for the idea of the strong Black woman. There is a 25% White ad mixture in African American women but I suspect that if their mental health were to be compared with their African counterparts the pure African would be mentally healthier.

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Tell her to STFU!
If I, Fat Bastard, were to be on a long bus trip surrounded by a bunch of cackling hens I would much prefer the company of Black women. I have no sexual preference for one race or another but I think that White men are missing out on a gold mine of sanity by not dating and marrying Black women


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As to feminism...

I don't think feminism is the cause.  Feminism is the symptom and  it has made being a bitch more fashionable. Shrews, battle axes, fish wives, and the  old ball & chain were around long before feminism. Radical feminism has just made male bashing more fashionable, politically correct and has taught women how to play the victim but feminism would never have become what it has if its leaders, disciple and adherents were organically mentally ill. It's the chaotic cycling of fucking hormones!

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Victims of the sick sick sick "religion of peace"
When I see the real oppression and brutalization of Middle Eastern women I think, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FEMINISTS."  Until you feminists start doing some work to liberate the truly oppressed people of the world you all need to STFU!

My final question to Dr Palmatier is what happens to the most innocent and defenseless victims of these psycho monsters -- the children?

18 comments:

  1. OINK OINK OINK!

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  2. OINK! A psycho bitch is anti-Viagara. My advice to men involved with a psycho bitch is to leave and if that is not possible have somebody beat the shit out of her.

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  3. Rotunda HindenbergJune 1, 2012 at 11:07 AM

    Fuck you Fat Bastard it is ALWAYS the man's fault and Dr Tara J. Palmatier is a skinny bitch. I'd like to give her a good long chewing out.

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    1. The fatter they are, the harder they fall. I'm a skinny bitch and I've beaten up fat bitches several times. They make the most interesting thump when falling on the concrete. :D

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    2. I have seen many a fat bitch clobber a hot skinny girl out of jealous of course. The surge on adrenaline can make them wild as hell and very dangerous. You have to tire them out first. Then it's easy as pie. Sometimes throwing them food will distract them.

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  4. Fuck you Rotunda. You need a good bitch slapping. Apologize to Fat Bastard cunt.

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  5. I know this whole site is tongue in cheek, but this article is nothing to laugh about. I can tell you what happens to children of such women: they have a childhood filled with anxiety, fear, resentment and sadness. Everything is about the mother. Everything is about her feelings, even when the subject of the matter is someone else's relationship, surgery or graduation. When the parents' marriage dissolves (and how can it not?), the lucky kids like me whose fathers love them more than anything get to keep their dads in their lives, but it's constant negotiation. The mother spends all the child support on herself and considers visitations as either a huge kindness on her part or a huge insult to her, depending on her mood. The mother makes a game out of changing plans at the last second for no reason just to prevent the child and father from seeing each other, and if the father manages to bend over backwards and adjust, the plans are changed again. If the child shows any signs of sadness over not seeing the father, that child is a traitor, an ungrateful brat and in for a terrible punishment. If the child sounds a little too happy while talking on the phone with dad, it's also a huge insult to the mother. Sometimes, the child must verbally agree that the father is an asshole or suffer a tsunami of rage. Needless to say that the child must listen to drivel about all the father's shortcomings, including his bedroom skills, day in and day out. There are all types of rules about how or where the child and the father can meet, and these rules have nothing to do with the court's decision. Unlike mine, most fathers just give up, and the child is left alone with this vampire. I have 2 siblings, so I was, again, luckier than many. And the craziness isn't just about the father and the divorce. The mother needs to be shown special attention, with the correct rituals, gestures, words and facial expressions. Sometimes, in case of a new situation there is a warning ("Only the worst shit bastard kids don't use their first paycheck to thank their mother with a gift, like my friend's daughter..."), and other times the children just have to guess and hope that nothing terrible will happen to them. Some things just can't be predicted and averted ("How could you pick Cello as your instrument in orchestra AND bring that thing home when you know I always wanted to be a professional Cello player until that dream got crushed? Are you mocking me? What? How could you not know that about me? Well, did you ever ask? Don't you love your mother at all? How about I treat YOU with just as badly? Yes, I think I'm going to give you the taste of your own medicine!")

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    1. Mothers can and do more damage than fathers.

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    2. We do poke fun at the fat acceptance bitches and their fat feminist heroines or should I say hero since they are quite manly.

      Fat girls are estrogen dominant and then they get PCOS which adds testosterone to the mix. They become many and start sprouting whiskers. Basically they become unsocialized males as girls are held to a lower standard than boys.

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  6. My ex is BPD, and she is batshit crazy. You definitely want to avoid those chicks at all costs. The bad part is usually a lot of hot chicks that fuck good are seriously fucked in the head. I think the key is not getting emotionally invested.

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    1. That's a myth kinda like the same myth fat women spread claiming to be more energetic in bed...bitches please

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    2. The fat girls just lay there. They are too lazy and fat to move and you don't want one getting on top unless you want to take a ride to the ER.

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  7. Yes, many hot women are BPD or cluster B, but it's not worth it!

    I dated one BPD/Histrionic for 11 months - awesome sex - 4 times per day - but NOT worth it. Serious damage to pussy investment portfolio.

    BPD/Histrionic #2, I unmasked her as Cluster B - snap! - after 5 dates and 5 fucks, and dumped her ass. Reasonable ROI, no regret.

    Enter (the BPD vagina) at your own risk, especially since they love unprotected sex (don't we all), but Cluster B might infect you with STDs or worse - infect your mind.

    Dump them!!!

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    1. That's some sage advice for guys wanting to dip their wick in a crazy cunt. If that isn't enough to scare them off these two names will-- Jodie Arias and Casey Anthony.

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    2. Brilliant satire! (I realized it was satire the second read, obviously written by a woman.) Still helpful if you ignore the barbs. Thanks!

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    3. It's kinda a Poe's Law thing i.e. enough reality to piss off the man haters and enough Colbert to give normal people a laugh.

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  8. Seriously, if a woman is a twisted bitch and has these following traits, go find someone else. These women are not even worth fucking. Boycott their pussies.

    - Super jealous of other women
    - Gossipy
    - Always complains to you about another woman and expects you to defend her.
    - Manipulative and controlling
    - Smiles way too damned much. (It's fake)
    - Lies alot

    Stop breeding with these kinds of women. They make sure their children act just like them too or suffer their wrath. Divorce is eminent. She will make your life hell and turn herself into the victim. Not worth even having sex with women like this. Oddly enough, alot of these women when they reach their 30's turn fat. Karma maybe?

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    1. They are jealous for sure and while some of it is genetic most of it is socialization. That boys don't hit girls mantra is such bullshit because it implies that it is ok foor girls to hit boys.

      Here is my advice. If the woman is HOT and she's pleasant than that is her nature but if she's a fat slob and she's nice then it probably is an act.

      They turn fat because they lack self control and they they lie about their gluttony. Men are fat because we choose to be gluttonous and we make no apologies. BIG MAN BIG APPETITE NO APOLOGIES.

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