Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Justin Bieber Drives 100 MPH and Spits in Neighbor's Face

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A face we'd all love to punch!


Let's not mince words here, Justin Bieber is a total fucking asshole. The question now is how would you like to see this privileged little cocksucker punished?

From TMZ

The man -- a 47-year-old successful businessman and father of 3 -- went onto Justin's Calabasas property and screamed, "You can't drive like this!"  The man told deputies, Justin responded by saying , "Get the f**k out of here," and then he spit in the guy's face and said, "I'm gonna f**king kill you."

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We all know that Bieber will get the star treatment and a slap on the wrist so if you could sentence him what would you want his punishment to be? I have some suggestions.

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1. Crush one of his nuts with a mallet.

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2. Put him on Bully Beatdown and have a girl beat the crap out of him.

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3. Hit him in the face with a brick so he will STFU.

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4. Karate chop him in the throat. (It will improve his singing.)

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5. Waterboard the little bitch!

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6. Throw him in a mosh pit.

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7. Have the Rock lay the smackdown on his candy ass.

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8. Have a fat girl or two sit on his face and make him eat his way out.

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9. Put him in a room with a snarling dog.

10. I'll leave the 10th one up to our reader's fertile imaginations.

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This is once again an example of thin privilege and White privilege. Had this been a fat guy like Ruben the stud Studdard, a guy who really can sing, the cops would be tazering the shit out out of him, pepper spraying him and beat the crap out of him.

On a happy side note...

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Ruben Studdard has a hot and skinny wife. This truly is the natural order of things! Skinny women should only be with fat guys!

UPDATE!  BOMBSHELL!

Justin Bieber will be prosecuted! CLICK HERE!

Rumor has it Justin Bieber is set to be prosecuted for spitting on his neighbor.

According to TMZ, the 19-year-old singer will likely be facing criminal charges after allegedly spitting on and threatening his neighbor, who recently complained about Bieber's reckless driving. The Calabasas, Calif., resident and father-of-three is unhappy with the way Bieber and his friends, including Lil Twist, drive around their gated community.

Reportedly, Bieber took out his Ferrari at 8 A.M. for a 100mph spin through the neighborhood on March 26, which upset the man. When he went over to Bieber's property and yelled, "You can't drive like this!" in the morning, the "As Long As You Love Me" singer responded with, "Get the f--k out of here. I'm gonna f--king kill you," and then spit in his face. The neighbor, a successful businessman, filed a battery report and is not backing down.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that investigators will refer the case to the L.A. County District Attorney for review after the investigation is completed, and the department will recommend that criminal battery charges be filed against Bieber.





14 comments:

  1. I have a suggestion for what should be done to Justin Bieber!

    10. Put a big wad of dog-shit in his mouth, and sew his lips shut!

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  2. I have another suggestion!

    11. Split his penis length-ways with a rusty razor, apply alcohol and battery acid, crush his testicles in a vice, then nail him up-side-down on a shit-house door, and set the shit-house on fire!!!

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  3. If Jeffery Dahmer was will alive after slitting his penis add some mustard and put it on a toasted bun to go.

    12. Shove a thin glass rod down his dick and break it and you made him drink a gallon of high acidic orange juice.

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  4. Here's another suggestion.

    13. Strip him down naked, paint him purple and smear honey all over him, and then, stake him down on top of an ant hill out in the middle of the desert.

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    1. This is almost too cruel.

      14. Lock him in a room and force his to listen to his own music.

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  5. Time will get him soon enough. The way he's living when his fame is gone the money will be too, and he'll be just another has-been doing the cruise, VH1 reality show and True TV "World's Dumbest" rotaition. For Every Justin Timebrlake there's a thousand Leif Garretts.

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    1. Time wounds all heels.

      It sucks when some no talent asshole like him gets so much fame and fortune.

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  6. I can be even more cruel!!!

    15. Lock him up in solitary confinement for life, and make him listen to elevator music, or better yet, telephone music which sucks even worse!!!

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    1. I was thinking of putting him in prison where he would be contiunally butt raped but he's like that.

      16. Make rabid pitbull with AIDS listen to his music until the go into a frenzy and then throw him in the pit with them.

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  7. 17. Have the boxer Butter Bean beat the crap out of him.

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  8. This little fuck is a real douche bag. I can think of another teen idol who was a bigger asshole than this little puke. I hope they throw the book at him!

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  9. Just found this site - wow this is a pathetic waste of peoples time. Yeah he's a bit of a prick as he was thrust into fame and lost touch with suburbean reality, but I don't get why people waste their time on writing articles about someone - prick though he may be - that has nothing important to say, never personally offended you and you will probably won't even meet. Get off this site like I am before you loose any more brain cells on this tripe dressed up as journalism.

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    1. It's to show people how shallow the American public is.

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