Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Republicans Are Christian Hypocrites: Cut Your Throat Chris Christie

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Look at this big fat hypocrite oinking away. Either stop enjoying food so much or slit your own throat. Chris Christie is a big fat greedy glutton and normally we would like that but he's also a Christian and Christians are not supposed to be gluttons. Clearly Chris Christie is a glutton. Look and that fat fuck oink for job killer Romney.

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Here is a brief interview with Chris Christie conducted by the Chef.

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Chef: What do your think about the fact that Romney won't fess up about his taxes?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

Chef: While Governor, Mitt Romney outsourced jobs to India. What are you thoughts on that?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!! We have some great Indian restaurants here in Jersey.

Chef: What do you think of Romney's flip flop on Roe v Wade?

Christie: OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!  When I;m is a boat big enough to not sink I have the slaves row. If you are talking about abortion I really don't give a shit cause I'm too fat to fuck.

Chef: Would you like to be in Romney's is he gets elected cabinet?

Christie: Yes and in his pantry, refrigerator, freezer, cookie jar and lunch box. Are we done? Let's eat! OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK!!

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