Showing posts with label Megan Kelly White Santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Megan Kelly White Santa. Show all posts

Monday, December 1, 2014

Jesus is the Reason for the Season by the Godly Republicans

Jesus Is The Reason For Season 
By the Godly Republicans





Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And He's a godly Republican


Santa's just another name for Satan


Even though Santa Claus is White



He's a godless European Commie Pagan


Let's shoot him down tonight!




Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican


We can no longer say Merry Christmas
We're forced to say Happy Holidays


The Coons and Kikes got Hannukkah and Kwanza
Which are all a bunch of bullshit anyway


Jesus is the reason for the season 

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican


Let's put Christ back in Christmas
While keeping corporate profits really high
And if I see Santa and his Reindeer 
Gonna blow them right outta the sky!


We can no longer sing Christmas carols
And they banned our nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel 
And Santa has no AIDS vaccine




Santa Claus hates the baby Jesus
So listen to everything I said
Queers and Liberals spread diseases


And Santa Claus is Dead!




Friday, December 13, 2013

Cheffa Claus

YO YO YO it's CHEFFA CLAUS!
Introducing Cheffa Claus by The Chef


The Chef


That crazy White Fox News ho Megan Kelly be tellin folks that Santa Claus is white and an that may be true but the fact remains that Santa Clause ain't got nothin to do with Christmas. Christmas is about the birth of the Baby Jesus who was not White. That ho Megan Kelly has been trying to say that Jesus was white.

Hey Megan, the Chef ain't sayin that he would not like to make sweet love to you as only the Chef, a proud man of color and a colorful man can do but damn girl Jesus was not a white man.





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This here is my man Jesus Christ. The brotha be Black.

Let the White folks have there Santa Clause because we Black folks got Jesus.

Fat Bastardo asked me, The Chef to pontificate of this whole Black Jesus White Jesus Black Santa White Santa debate and the Chef has come up with a solution to the whole mess. The Chef would like to introduce Cheffa Claus. As we all know, Christmas is about feastin, drinkin, makin sweet love and smokin of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only). Us Black folks are experts at cookin,  feastin, drinkin makin sweet love and enjoyin the sticky green. Cheffa Claus is the embodiment of the spirit of Christmas that don't get enough attention and that's the eatin, the drinkin, the makin sweet love and the smokin of the sticky green. For that reason I, The Chef along with the advice and encouragement of my other main man Fat Bastardo am bringing you fine folks Cheffa Claus.

As to you Miss Kelly, The Chef like watchin you on the Fox News. The Chef ain't sayin he listens to your ignorant mouth but he would like to shove his big black licorice stick of man meat into your pretty mouth if it would fit and then he'd make sweet love to you the way only a proud man of color can fuck the racist shit out of you.










As you all can plainly see, a lot of brothas would love to lay the dick to this hot & sexy snow queen.