The War On Christmas

The slime on the right has been using the same war on Christmas narrative for years. Trash like Bill O'Reily and Megyn Kelly have been telling the their brain dead viewers that there is a war on Christmas.

RELATED: Origins of the Christmas Holiday - Infoplease

The trash on the Christian right objects to the use of the phrase happy holidays but what those dumb fucks don't know is that that word holiday means holy day.  The word holiday comes from the Old English word hāligdæg (hālig "holy" + dæg "day").

Jesus is the Reason for the Season by the Godly Republicans

Jesus Is The Reason For Season 
By the Godly Republicans

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican

Santa's just another name for Satan

Even though Santa Claus is White

He's a godless European Commie Pagan

Let's shoot him down tonight!

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican

We can no longer say Merry Christmas

We're forced to say Happy Holidays

The Coons and Kikes got Hannukkah and Kwanza

Which are all a bunch of bullshit anyway

Jesus is the reason for the season 

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican

Let's put Christ back in Christmas

While keeping corporate profits really high

And if I see Santa and his Reindeer 

Gonna blow them right outta the sky!

We can no longer sing Christmas carols

And they banned our nativity scene

The queers are donning their gay apparel 

And Santa has no AIDS vaccine

Santa Claus hates the baby Jesus

So listen to everything I said

Queers and Liberals spread diseases

And Santa Claus is Dead!