Jesus is the Reason for the Season by the Godly Republicans

Jesus Is The Reason For Season 
By the Godly Republicans

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican

Santa's just another name for Satan

Even though Santa Claus is White

He's a godless European Commie Pagan

Let's shoot him down tonight!

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican

We can no longer say Merry Christmas

We're forced to say Happy Holidays

The Coons and Kikes got Hannukkah and Kwanza

Which are all a bunch of bullshit anyway

Jesus is the reason for the season 

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican

Let's put Christ back in Christmas

While keeping corporate profits really high

And if I see Santa and his Reindeer 

Gonna blow them right outta the sky!

We can no longer sing Christmas carols

And they banned our nativity scene

The queers are donning their gay apparel 

And Santa has no AIDS vaccine

Santa Claus hates the baby Jesus

So listen to everything I said

Queers and Liberals spread diseases

And Santa Claus is Dead!

Cheffa Claus

YO YO YO it's CHEFFA CLAUS!

Introducing Cheffa Claus by The Chef

The Chef

That crazy White Fox News ho Megan Kelly be tellin folks that Santa Claus is white and an that may be true but the fact remains that Santa Clause ain't got nothin to do with Christmas. Christmas is about the birth of the Baby Jesus who was not White. That ho Megan Kelly has been trying to say that Jesus was white.

Hey Megan, the Chef ain't sayin that he would not like to make sweet love to you as only the Chef, a proud man of color and a colorful man can do but damn girl Jesus was not a white man.

This here is my man Jesus Christ. The brotha be Black.

Let the White folks have there Santa Clause because we Black folks got Jesus.

Fat Bastardo asked me, The Chef to pontificate of this whole Black Jesus White Jesus Black Santa White Santa debate and the Chef has come up with a solution to the whole mess. The Chef would like to introduce Cheffa Claus. As we all know, Christmas is about feastin, drinkin, makin sweet love and smokin of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only). Us Black folks are experts at cookin,  feastin, drinkin makin sweet love and enjoyin the sticky green. Cheffa Claus is the embodiment of the spirit of Christmas that don't get enough attention and that's the eatin, the drinkin, the makin sweet love and the smokin of the sticky green. For that reason I, The Chef along with the advice and encouragement of my other main man Fat Bastardo am bringing you fine folks Cheffa Claus.

As to you Miss Kelly, The Chef like watchin you on the Fox News. The Chef ain't sayin he listens to your ignorant mouth but he would like to shove his big black licorice stick of man meat into your pretty mouth if it would fit and then he'd make sweet love to you the way only a proud man of color can fuck the racist shit out of you.

As you all can plainly see, a lot of brothas would love to lay the dick to this hot & sexy snow queen.