By the Godly Republicans
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And He's a godly Republican
Santa's just another name for Satan
Even though Santa Claus is White
He's a godless European Commie Pagan
Let's shoot him down tonight!
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And He's a godly Republican
We can no longer say Merry Christmas
We're forced to say Happy Holidays
The Coons and Kikes got Hannukkah and Kwanza
Which are all a bunch of bullshit anyway
Jesus is the reason for the season Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And He's a godly Republican
Let's put Christ back in Christmas
While keeping corporate profits really high
And if I see Santa and his Reindeer
Gonna blow them right outta the sky!
We can no longer sing Christmas carols
And they banned our nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel
And Santa has no AIDS vaccine
Santa Claus hates the baby Jesus
So listen to everything I said
Queers and Liberals spread diseases
And Santa Claus is Dead!
