Showing posts with label Republican slime. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Republican slime. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Stats For Bigger Fatter Politics


I, Fat Bastardo am pleased to announced that Bigger Fatter Politics is growing rapidly in readership.

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Our numbers are skyrocketing.  This sort of growth is unprecedented in the Blogosphere. As many of you know, a group of angry fat girls flagged Bigger Fatter Blog and Google placed a bullshit content warning on it but because this is a political blog Google will not fuck with it. Bigger Fatter Blog still receives a healthy flow of traffic but I did not want our readers and future readers thinking there was something sordid on Bigger Fatter Blog. If you want sordid porn there are plenty of sites like that such as Dimensions.

Thank you for your continued support. Bigger Fatter Politics continues to strive to give your its legendary fat centric slant and food centric slant on the body politic.


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A perfect pear!


For this achievement Bigger Fatter Politics has been given the Dr Bear Perfect Pear Award.

On behalf of our staff and reporters and commentators this is Fat Bastard reminding you all to EAT!


UPDATE: Bigger Fatter Politics Stats As of 10/24/2013 

Given these impressive numbers I would warn all politicians especially Republican slime that the power of the independent press can destroy your phony baloney careers. That said, stop taking bribes and stop lying and start giving a shit about America.  Independent journalists are not beholding to your corporate masters. Keep that in mind SLIME!

Pageviews yesterday
 7791
Pageviews last month 2
19,360
Pageviews all time history 34,
264,732
UPDATE!  Page views 4/3/2014


Pageviews today
10,945
Pageviews yesterday
9848
Pageviews last month
523,303
Pageviews all time history
40,555,960

UPDATE!

Due to some help from some fat SEO geeks Bigger Fatter Politics experienced another HUGE spike in traffic.

Graph of Blogger page views

Pageviews today
17,922
Pageviews yesterday
19848
Pageviews last month
943,453
Pageviews all time history
51,555,960
Attention all you lying sack of shit politicians, pundits and fat feminists; Bigger Fatter Politics has the power to wreck your careers. Next time you think about lying, Bigger Fatter Politics is watching. With that in mind, you might as well start telling the truth.