Showing posts with label Santa Claus is dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Claus is dead. Show all posts

Monday, December 1, 2014

Jesus is the Reason for the Season by the Godly Republicans

Jesus Is The Reason For Season 
By the Godly Republicans





Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
Jesus is the reason for the season
And He's a godly Republican


Santa's just another name for Satan


Even though Santa Claus is White



He's a godless European Commie Pagan


Let's shoot him down tonight!




Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican


We can no longer say Merry Christmas
We're forced to say Happy Holidays


The Coons and Kikes got Hannukkah and Kwanza
Which are all a bunch of bullshit anyway


Jesus is the reason for the season 

Jesus is the reason for the season

Jesus is the reason for the season

And He's a godly Republican


Let's put Christ back in Christmas
While keeping corporate profits really high
And if I see Santa and his Reindeer 
Gonna blow them right outta the sky!


We can no longer sing Christmas carols
And they banned our nativity scene
The queers are donning their gay apparel 
And Santa has no AIDS vaccine




Santa Claus hates the baby Jesus
So listen to everything I said
Queers and Liberals spread diseases


And Santa Claus is Dead!