FAT HATE BONANZA!

Even Hoss Cartwright is Pissed

FAT HATE BONANZA! by Chuck Roast

I really had some apprehension about posting this hateful garbage that I found online on a message board. I will not post the addy of the site because I don't want to give them any free publicity but let it suffice to say this was on a fitness site. We all know how cruel those roid monkeys can be.

I am still so flabbergasted at the cruel mockery of these lovely BBW's that I remain at a loss for words. Perhaps Teddy and Fat Bastard can talk me down but right now because I am livid!!! I will add more editorial comments regarding this smudge on fat people and the movement. So watch for this article to change. I am sure Fat Bastard will want to add his outrage to this abomination.

Upon further reflection and a good talking down from Teddy Bear, I have regained my composure. I have spoken with Fat Bastard he reminded me that no one ever rushes to a fat man's defense the way I rushed to the defense of these much maligned ladies. Fat men have feelings too and they also suffer the cruel ridicule persecution that fat women suffer. I suppose if a bunch of skinny skanks like Me Me Roth and her band of fat haters started a similar thread about fat men people would laugh and think it was OK.

For Men Only (this is serious man stuff)

I am sure some of you put on the beer googles and porked a fatty. Luckily I got married before most women got fat. I have porked a few voluptuous babes but I have never porked a pig but I bet some of you younger guys have. As men, we all have a minimum standard. Clearly minimum standards have declined given the obesity crisis. Lots of standards have declined because of the obesity crisis.

When it comes to women and sex, what is your minimum standard? In other words how fat does she have to be to make Mr Happy recoil and shrivel up out of fear?

Pick the ones you would do. Then pick the ones you would need beer goggles for. Then pick the ones you would do for a million bucks. Then pick the ones you would rather die than pork.


 Slendarina Hotters 


 Barbie Bonable OOO Yeah!


Patty Perhaps I'd hit that.

Chubberella


Brenda Buffet


Gormanda Sealpup


Maida Ham

Fatty Baluca

Panni Pannicula



Largina Crush

Rotunda Hindenberg

Orca Porka Is this male or female? I can't tell!



Dora Doritos She has an extra body part!

  HOLY SHIT! 





  

Angry Fat Wife Fights Back!

Rhonda Rotundi fights back for the whole world to see on the EVIL My Fat Spouse forum. She left the following message on their forum and it will be about as welcome and a turd in a swimming pool.

Rhonda Rotundi who is known in fat acceptance circles as Proud Plumpette


Hello there. My name is Rhonda. My hub calls me Raunchy Rhonnie because I gave the nastiest farts and jokes he's ever smelled or heard.

I am the fat spouse of a very bitter man. Instead of getting a divorce he cheats and he talks smack about me to the kids.

My aim is to get fatter and piss him off more! This guy is a tool. Hell, he's a whole tool shed. I'm gonna get so fat, he'll have to have two divorces; one to me, one to the belly.

I am proud to gain the pounds, and this My Fat Spoues site is a load of horse shit. Most fat people don't wanna lose weight because they like food. DUH. They love food. And yes, they love it more than their families. Trying to make your spouse lose weight is not only shallow and cruel, but it's also beating a dead horses shit, that came from a dead horse that was covered in shit.
You guys are assholes. I'm gonna gain weight, and I'm here to tell all the other fat spouses in the house to pack on the pounds and stick it to the man. Or woman. You know, whichever you're married to. If they can't act like a decent, civil human being to someone who measures up as more that one, than they don't deserve a normal sized spouse!

I would like my readers to know that Rhonda AKA Proud Plumpette has struck a blow for fat spouses and gluttons everywhere. I would love to see her give Jillian Michaels an MeMe Roth a good fat girl style chewing out as only a fat feminist can!

Fat Feminist brandishing her most effective weapon!