I, Fat Bastardo get a lot of questions on many subjects. This is because it is generally understood that most fat men are wise. Not only am I, Fat Bastardo the voice of fat acceptance I am also a soothsayer.
Be nice to fat people... we have enough on our plates. - Fat Bastardo -
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out. - Fat Bastardo -
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people. - Fat Bastardo -
Hey Fat Bastardo, why do fatties like Twitter? Because the hash tag look's like a waffle. - Fat Bastardo -
I hate people who are mean to fat people. They have feelings to you know. Like hunger and insecurity. - Fat Bastardo -
88 is like 69. But with fat people. - Fat Bastardo -
I was told the other day that "It takes 43 muscles to frown but just 17 to smile. No surprise then that fat men are jolly. - Fat Bastardo -
Hey Fat Bastardo, what is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig? The door - Fat Bastardo -
