The Biggest Fattest Pigs CEO Salaries

The average American CEO make over 475 times more in pay than the average worker. Some make even more. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/billionaire-ceos-biggest-paychecks-102111147.html

Last month FORBES released its 27^th annual Billionaires list, boasting 1,426 names with a record aggregate net worth of $5.4 trillion. Of those, 442 hail from the U.S., more than any other country by a wide margin.

Nearly 10% of these are CEO’s of publicly traded companies in the U.S. While these folks clearly don’t need paychecks, and often take home a salary of just $1, some are well compensated nevertheless.

To learn which of those U.S.-based billionaire CEOs bring home the biggest paychecks, we scoured the list and dug through dozens of SEC filings.

[More from Forbes: 2013’s Notable Billionaire Newcomers]

Daniel Och, the 52-year-old chief executive of Och-Ziff Capital Management Group, is No. 2 on our billionaire payday list. His base salary? Zilch. Bonus? Nil. Och’s pay of $288.6 million last year was comprised of vested shares and other compensation.

Rounding out the top three is Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz.
The 59-year-old Brooklyn native worth $1.7 billion bought Starbucks in 1987 for $3.8 million and took it public five years later. In 2012 Schultz took home $4 million in base pay and bonus, but also realized $113.5 million from exercised stock options and vested stock awards.

Schultz wasn’t the only billionaire executive to award himself a sizable bonus.

No. 5 Ralph Lauren banked a $19.5 million bonus last year, in addition to $1.3 million in base pay and $264,023 in other compensation. The 73-year-old fashion tycoon also realized $17.8 million from exercised stock options and vested stock awards.

To calculate each chief executive’s total compensation for the fiscal year, Forbes counted salary and cash bonuses; other compensation, such as vested stock grants; and stock gains, the value realized by exercised stock options. We count compensation when it turns into cash or marketable stock; we do not include the value of options until the executive exercises them.

We collected the latest available compensation figures reported in companies proxies filed by April 5, 2013. Here are the top 5:

1. Richard Kinder 
Compensation: $1.1 billion
Net Worth: $9.8 billion

Kinder Morgan's CEO pays himself just $1 a year and he has never received a bonus, stock options or restricted stock grants. Yet he raked in $1.1 billion in 2012, making him the highest paid CEO in the U.S., due to stock gains he realized from shares he received at the time Kinder went private in 2006.

2. Daniel S. Och
Compensation: $289 million
Net worth: $2.9 bilion

The CEO of publicly traded hedge fund Och-Ziff got $288 million in vested stock.

3. Richard Kinder
Compensation: $118 million
Net worth: $1.7 billion

Starbucks chief was paid $1.5 million in salary and $2.3 billion bonus but the bulk of his compensation came from exercising $103 million worth of stock options and receiving another $10 million worth of vested shares.

4. Leslie Wexner
Compensation: $58 million
Net worth: $4.6 billion

The head of L Brands was paid $1.9 million in salary along with a bonus of $4.9 million. He added to his total compensation with $32 million in stock options and another $18.7 million in vested shares.

5. Ralph Lauren
Compensation: $39 million
Net worth: $6.9 billion

Chairman and CEO of Ralph Lauren paid himself a salary $1.2 million and $19.5 million bonus. In addition, he exercised stock options worth $5.2 million and received $12.4 million worth of vested shares.

Mitch McConnell Liar and Traitor vs Ashley Judd Talented Patriot

Liar Traitor McConnell vs Patriot Ashley Judd

When it come to political whores Mitch McConnell wins the gold medal. McConnell is the epitome of the slimy politician. Some underground patriot group bugged his office and caught him trying to dig up shit to use against Ashley Judd. While bugging his office may be illegal wire tapping it was the right thing to do. Public officials should be under scrutiny simply because they are public officials and in the case of thugs like Mitch McConnell, they should be watched 24/7.

During this strategy session—a recording of which was obtained by Mother Jones—McConnell and his aides/henchmen considered assaulting Judd for her past struggles with depression and for her religious views.

It get much sleazier from the Republicans and Mitch the king of slime McConnell.

More Mother Jones coverage of Mitch McConnell and the 2014 Kentucky Senate race.

• Did McConnell Use Senate Employees for Oppo Research on Ashley Judd?
• McConnell Asks FBI to Investigate Secret Tape—Then Fundraises Off It
• Watch: McConnell Says "Political Left Bugged My Headquarters"
• Full Transcript and Audio of Mitch McConnell Campaign's Meeting on Ashley Judd
• Mitch McConnell Will Fundraise With Billionaires After Saying the GOP Is Not The Party of Billionaires
• Mitch McConnell vs. the World

I am sure you are asking what is the fat angle here besides McConnell's massive throat blubber he uses for vocal resonance in his filabusters.

A source close to the Judd Family reports that jealous fat sister Wynonna leaked medical records about Ashley's depression to a McConnell aid. While this report can't be confirmed it is true that the Judds have had a tumultuous family relationship for a long time. Ashley Judd is a hot one and she's skinny and we all know how wrathful and jealous fat girls can be. Wynonna is no exception. We also know that Wynonna Judd is quite unhinged. The plot gets thicker. Rumors have been circulating for years that Mitch McConnell is a boy buggering closet queen. This is probably true. The Republican Party should have a pink elephant for its logo because so many of its members are closet boy buggering homosexuals.  It is also no secret that Wynonna Judd is huge gay fan base. We at bigger fatter politics suspect that this is in part a case of sour grapes as well as the usual Republican political slime.

Die of a heart attack you nasty fat fucking pig!

• Yes, Potential Senate Candidate Ashley Judd Has Gotten Naked on Screen. So Have These Political Figures.
• CPAC: Where Ashley Judd Rape Jokes Happen

Now for some hot pictures of Ashley Judd and her fat mean sister Wynonna:

BOINK!

Why Wynonna why? Why would you throw Ashley under the bus just because she's prettier than you and people like her better? You can't have it both ways. You can either give up the fattitude and the junk food and booze and eat 2000 calories a day or you can be proud of your gluttony and flaunt you flab like other proud fat girl gluttons.  Obviously deep down gluttony provides a bigger payoff than  looking better than your sister. That being said, I will post a picture of you when you were not as fat and how you look now. Maybe then you can make up your mind. What's it gonna be Wynonna, food or family?

Country music has a criminal element that is every bit as big as what is found in rap. To see how country music wrecks family values click here.

Wynona I s fucking fucked up piece of White trash drama queen shit who needs the fucking shit slapped out of her.

School Bullying

Proud FA and I were school mates. There was some bullying when Proud and I were in school but not all that much. Back then kids were allowed to work out their differences and sometimes it would require some fisticuffs and when it came to throwing hands Proud FA was a animal and still is.


Not too many people would fuck with me, Fat Bastard, and nobody would fuck with Proud unless they wanted a knotty hairdo, a busted lip and a concussion. On one particular winter day Proud and I missed the bus so we has to walk home. It was a warm winter day and there was plenty of good packing snow. As luck would have it there was this fucking bully walking ahead of us. He was a new student, a jock who was not aware of Proud's fighting prowess. I, Fat Bastard am a lover not a fighter but that does not mean I don't enjoy watching a good ass kicking so I decided to start some shit with the new bully. He had called me fat ass and blubber gut and Baby Huey. I wanted to kick his ass but I was not sure I could take him. I knew Proud could even though this runt had 4 inches and 40 pounds on Proud and 40 pounds. I began tossing snow balls at this fucker and he turned around and told us to knock it off. After he turned back around I packed another slushy snowball and hit this jock in the neck. He turned and I could tell he was really pissed he was about to attack and I said sorry man I won't do it again. He said that if I did he'd kick my fat ass. About a minute later I spied a car turd. A car turd is one of those big fucking brown ice chunks that fall from cars. This car turd was the size of a large coconut. Being a fat bastard and having no impulse control I picked up that icy fucker and fired it at that mouthy dip shit and it knocked him silly. He was on the attack and not wanting to get pummeled I told him Proud threw it.

His eyes flashed with anger as he dove at Proud shouting, "you die asshole!!!!" The fight was on. For a moment he was on top of Proud but Proud quickly reversed the position and the ass kicking was on. Proud was on top and he shouted, "Fat Bastard, gloves!" With Proud sitting on this dickhead's chest he raised up his arms so that I could remove his gloves and with that Proud's famous fists of fury worked their magic and like a pitbull of percussion Proud beat out drum roll on this punk's face. Within a few seconds the blood was flying as Proud pugilistically delivered one of his legendary beat downs. His fists connected with trip hammer speed and precision. In less than 30 seconds Proud had pounded this punk into submission and semi consciousness. Then to my surprise he said, "Finish him off Fat Bastard. Do it Earthquake style."

Earthquake was our favorite WWF wrestler at the time so as this punk laid there is a daze I dropped a few Earthquake bombs on him. I cracked a few of his ribs and he missed basketball season but it was a lesson well learned. We sent a message to other bullies. That is how to put an end to school bullying. Beat the shit out of the bullies.

There are a lot of bullies today. These school bullies grow up to be cops, bosses, banktsters, doctors and corporate CEO's. If these fuckers get the shit beat out of them early enough in life they will learn not to fuck with and expliot others weaker tha them. There is no reasoning with bullies and thugs. The only thing they understand is a large dose of their own medicine that comes in the form of some do it yourself justice. It's never to late to beat the crap out of some punk.

There are other ways to mete out justice to scumbags. One of my favorite authors, George Hayduke has written many books on revenge. George Hayduke has written 23 books on revenge. His most famous is Don't Get Mad, Get Even: The Big Book of Revenge
Don't let the punks get away with it and if you wait for the authorities to help you might as well hold you hand on you ass. Most authority types are punks and bullies. 

George Hayduke is believed to be a pen-name based on the character George Washington Hayduke III, created by Edward Abbey in his 1975 book The Monkey Wrench Gang, and 1990 book Hayduke Lives.^[1] Often in collaboration with perhaps equally pseudonymous co-author M. Nelson Chunder, Hayduke has authored numerous guides to pranks and practical jokes, primarily intended for vengeance. Activities suggested range from the merely annoying and mischievous to the illegal and extremely dangerous.

Hayduke has been called "The Meanest Man in the World", and is known as the "Master of Revenge"

Same Shit Different Asshole

What has changed under Obama? Wall street is back raping America for record profits, Gitmo is still open, the Constitution killing Patriot act is still in place and the criminal elite are thriving.

Health care reform has done nothing to reign in health care inflation other than catching a little more billing fraud. Health care is just as dangerous under Obama as it was under Bush.

Police brutality and warrantless searches are at an all time high. We now have fake immigration check points 100 miles in from the border which are for all intents and purposes Constitution free zones. NYC now has a Gestapo policy of stop and frisk.

Illegal immigrants still pour over our border providing cheap labor for the corporatists.

The banksters got away scot-free with their massive theft.

                                         

The American Gestapo

Obama Justifies FEMA Imprisonment of Civilians:  Calls it Prolonged Detention!

Because Bigger Fatter Politics really is fair and balanced our readers come from all over the political spectrum and that is why I have posted a video of featuring my favorite lesbian Rachel Maddow (I, Fat Bastard, can convert her.)



We have had one Black President and he was our best president in modern times. Our best and "Blackest" president was Bill Clinton. Next to William Howard Taft he was also our fattest.

Enter Chris Christie. Here's a guy who tells people to go fuck themselves. Reagan was that kind of guy but Reagan used Irish diplomacy. For those of you who don't know what Irish diplomacy it is telling some one to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip. Christie is blunt and about as subtle as a fat guy doing a cannon ball from the high diving board.

Here's the problem... No, it's not because he's fat and it's not because he won't get the votes. He will get the votes because most Americans are fat and that is why Hillary Clinton is beefing up in case she has to go up against Christie. Don't worry Hillary, Christie will not get the GOP nod. Like Jon Huntsman Christie is too sane, too honest and too qualified to be a Republican candidate.

I, Fat Bastard have never voted for a Republican for president but I will vote for Christie and not just because he's fat.  Christie, like Clinton and Reagan is a true leader. Governance in not some sort of intellectual exercise. For Christie governance is a job of service to citizens.

FATTITUDE!

Christie represents America because he's fat and because America is fat. Fat men can be intimidating and our enemies will be intimidated by a guy like Christie who is large and in charge. Sure Hillary is intimidating but her new found fattitude may not be a strong as Christie's.

My disappointment in Obama may not push me completely to Christie and away from Hillary but if Christie teams up with patriot Jessie Ventura I would vote for a Ventura/Christie ticket providing they run as a third party candidate.

Bush Lite

Obama is no liberal. Conservative Tony Blair is more liberal! Reagan was more liberal! Even Tricky Dick Nixon would not have raped the constitution nor permitted its rape. Tricky Dick was more liberal than Obama. I don't care what the next president calls himself just so long as he is not a lying asshole. America without the Constitution is not America so let's pick a candidate who will restore the Constitution and serve the American people are forget about the phony left vs right bullshit debate.

While Bigger Fatter Politics is not endorsing Christie at this point we would like to see him run/waddle and add his voice to the debates. We need the brutal honesty whether we agree with him or not.

Kudos to Rachel Maddow for standing up to the censoring corporate thug whores at CNBC and their parent company GE.  The only other honest voice at CNBS is Ed Shultz and they have him on the shelf for now. Ed is also fat.

Target Gaffe That Insults Fat Women Is Actually Fat Friendly

It is perfectly acceptable to refer to lean women are chicks, birds or foxes so why not refer to fat women are sows, whales or manatees?  Target is on the cutting edge with this.

The Fatosphere is Going Nuts! 

Someone's idea of a mean joke? Absolutely not, says Target spokesman Joshua Thomas.
He points out that "Manatee Gray" is a color found on many products across a range of categories on the Target website, some of them in women's regular and even petite sizes.

In this case, he says, there were two different teams of buyers responsible for the "missy" and plus-size product lines, and the teams didn't coordinate when they inputted the product information for the site. One team apparently used the color's official name, Manatee Grey, while the other eyeballed it.

Those of us in the new fat acceptance applaud Target. Target is a very fat friendly store. Many Target stores house fast food restaurants such all McDonalds and Blimpie Subs.

Target is also a fat friendly employer offering their security force mobility scooters. That even goes fat friendly Walmart one better. Target knows that most cops and security guards are fat and they are willing to accomodate them at their expense.

We give Target 4 out of 4 pigs for fat friendliness.



I have a few suggestions for color desciptions.

 
Pizza Sauce Red

Oxen Blue

 Portly Plum Purple

Whale White

Pig Pink

Buffalo Brown

Ox Orange

Glutton Green  

Black Hole Black

Women Need to Shut the Fuck Up and Make Me a Sandwich

The following video proves that Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann need to shut the fuck up.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35

King James Version (KJV)

³⁴ Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
³⁵ And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

Genesis 3:16
 16 To the woman he said, "I will greatly increase your pains in childbearing; with pain you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."

Ecclesiasticus 25:1 All wickedness is but little to the wickedness of a woman: let the portion of a sinner fall upon her.

 Ephesians 5:22-33

Wives and Husbands

²² Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. ²³ For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. ²⁴ Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.

Gluttonous Objectivism or Why Fat People Are Morally Superior

In spite of the myriad of maladies brought on by our gluttony we stridently forge ahead in pursuit of our porcine pleasures. That is admirable. People like Paul Ryan and his mentor Ayn Rand would be envious and proud of our vigilance and adherence to the fat gluttonous lifestyle that we all lead. We are better than them!

Instead of coming complaining that your fat spouse, boss, or that pig and the buffet is a big fat selfish glutton you should be admiring them for being a big fat selfish glutton and putting his or her pleasure before everything else. That is classic Randian philosophy.

Hopefully we will get so fat that even Atlas will not be able to shrug.

Today there is huge disparity between the haves and have-nots. On average corporate CEOs make 475 times more in salary alone than the average worker. Randian philosophy or objectivism will tell you that that is the moral right thing to do and so would following that greedy gluttony and lust in us all because that is the proper way for one to conduct his or her life.

Obesity and gluttony is more than just a tide that you cannot stop. This is like an avalanche or should I say a flabbalanche that continues to pick up momentum.

http://ruckingfidiculous.blogspot.com/2009/06/randian-objectivism-highest-form-of.html

My philosophy, Gluttonous Objectivism, holds that:

Reality exists as an objective absolute—facts are facts, independent of man’s feelings, wishes, hopes or fears. (In other words accept  the fact that most people are gluttons and food is YUMMY.  It is what it is and if this gluttonous society acquiesced to the wishes of the fat haters we would be immoral.)
   
Reason (the faculty which identifies and integrates the material provided by man’s senses, especially smell and taste.) is man’s only means of perceiving reality, his only source of knowledge, his only guide to action, and his basic means of survival. (In other words there is no denying the power of a Hardee's thick burger, shake and fries. Forget this mumbo jumbo about a higher purpose or spiritual growth or planes consciousness but instead act like the animal that you are.)
   

 Man—every man—is an end in himself, not the means to the ends of others. He must exist for his own sake, neither sacrificing himself to others nor sacrificing others to himself. The pursuit of his own rational self-interest and of his own happiness is the highest moral purpose of his life. (I think this one is rather self-explanatory. Simply stated it means to put yourself and your wants, needs and desires ahead of everything else. That is simply what you as a fat greedy glutton should be doing. There is no mystery here. Your FATTINESS is right and they are wrong.  In the most simple terms this is called hooray for me and screw you.) It is far better to die from over consumption than to starve do death.
   
The ideal political-economic-consuming system is laissez-faire gluttonism. Leave me the fuck and let me eat! It is a system where men deal with one another, not as victims and executioners, nor as masters and slaves, but as cooks, waitstaff and diners, by free, voluntary exchange to mutual benefit. It is a system where no man may obtain any values from others by resorting to calorie counts, and no man may initiate the use of physical force against others. The government acts only as a policeman that protects man’s food rights; it uses calorie restriction only in retaliation and only against those who initiate its use, such as criminals or foreign invaders. In a system of full gluttonism, there should be (but, historically, has not yet been) a complete separation of state and economics, in the same way and for the same reasons as the separation of state and church. (In other words, we want transfats brought back so that Krispy Kreme donuts are as good as the used to be.) 

Most people are familiar with the so-called seven deadly sins and the so-called heavenly virtues. Laissez-faire glutton and objectivism or Randian philosophy shows the folly of this belief.

LUST The killjoys define lust as an insatiable need for sex or things of a pleasurable nature such as masturbation or viewing pornography. If it wasn't for masturbation and pornography most of his fat guys never have an orgasm. Lust is a good thing. Lust is better than love and don't let some mealy-mouthed bleeding heart tell you otherwise.

GLUTTONY is defined as eating to excess. There is no such thing as eating to excess. If it takes 2000 cal to be satisfied or 20,000 calories to be satisfied there is nothing wrong with either.  Like greed gluttony is good. Gluttony is the law of the jungle and the must gluttonous survive and pass on gluttonous DNA. Therefore it is out immutable moral obligation to to increase our insatiable gluttong for the next generation in order to perpetuate the species.

GREED Greed is defined by the haters as a need for material possessions and wealth. If this need is not meant to greedy person will go on to hoarding, theft, and obtaining material possessions by means of trickery, violence, deception or manipulation. What is wrong with that? That is exactly what our system of capitalism/gluttonism does. Do you think Mitt Romney any other way? Glutton capitalists or glutton gluttonists are making a killing by hoarding their wealth, and tricking other greedy people out of any wealth they may have. This is the very essence of Randian philosophy. This is social Darwinism at its finest!

ENVY is another much-maligned trait. Keeping up with the Joneses and having more than the next guy is what made this country great. When you go to the buffet and you see people piling their plates high you should pile your plate even higher. The fact that buffets should be unlimited goes to the morality of laissez-faire gluttony. We don't need people like Mimi Roth and food cops telling us what we can or cannot eat. Envy is a powerful and motivating force for more gluttony and gluttony is good.

 The so called Heavenly Virtues 

Chastity is one of the worst of the heavenly virtues. It's a good way to get blue balls. Blue balls will make you very grumpy. How can that be a good thing?

Temperance means restraint, so in other words, for the glutton that means that eating the entire box of candy is a bad thing. Temperance is a constant mindfulness of others and one surrounding practicing self-control and abstention. AKA...GUILT! That is so against anything Ayn Rand ever taught and it is so anti-obesity and gluttony that it is extremely immoral.

Charity is defined as benevolent giving. Let's see how this applies to major what if fish are benevolent and did not really go after forage? We would never have any big fish. Once again Ayn Rand is right. Anything that is anti-glutton is immoral. Once again this proves that gluttony is good.

Diligence is defined as a form of zeal describes it careful nature in one's actions ethics and steadfastness. That to me sounds like some sort of obsessive-compulsive disorder. Diligence is the opposite of sloth and sloth is chilling out everybody needs to chill and eat at same time. Avoid zealots!

Patience is rather self-explanatory but help patient you going to be when you're waiting for your meal with restaurants busy. They go to sit there like a lamb or are you going to act with the tape that you are in demand the full service that you paid for. If diners were not demanding and aggressive about their food coming in on time restaurants would be slow and do far less business with should be bad for the economy. It's the aggressive and pushy fish they gets the food.

Humility is the opposite of pride as we all know pride is a good thing. I am proud of my farts, my appetite, my gluttony and the fact that I wear a XXXXLarge shirt. The haters will tell you that humility is not thinking less of yourself but thinking of yourself less often. If you think of yourself less often than you are thinking of yourself less and therefore thinking less of yourself… Sheesh! The whole point of fat acceptance is to promote fat pride. BBWs and SSBBW's are the most prideful beings on the planet. Unfortunately many fat man fall short in this area just as many of us fall short in our penis length.

There is one more heavenly virtue but I'm too lazy to write about and I consider that lack of diligence and that employment of my sloth to be a good example of laissez-faire gluttonism.  Given the fact that 75% of Americans are fat or obese only goes to show that Americans are embracing greed, gluttony, pride, sloth, wrath, envy and lust. U$A U$A U$A U$A

Let's use this as inspiration for bringing our obesity and gluttony to the next level ie unbridled food lust. So we will return to the Latin so that the meaning of these words will be clear.

   
Praepropere – eating too soon (JUST DO IT!)
    
Laute – eating too expensively (JUST DO IT IF SOMEONE ELSE IS PAYING)
   
Nimis – eating too much (ALWAYS EAT TOO MUCH!)
   
Ardenter – eating too eagerly (TRY NOT EATING EAGERLY AT THE CHEF'S. HIS FOOD CAN MAKE A ANOREXIC DROOL)

Studiose – eating too daintily (Fat girls do that on the first date.)
   
Forente – eating wildly (EAT LIKE A BEAST!)

 
 Any questions?