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The criminal corporate thugs who run the American health care system would like you to believe that the reason health care is so expensive in the United States is because it is your fault. Criminals who run the American health care system are the same criminals who run the health insurance companies, drug companies, medical device companies, labs and hospitals.
It is not your fault that Americans pay three times the world average for health care. The American health care system is run by vile contemptible treasonous criminal corporatists.
Breast Implant Surgery Gone Wrong?!
Obesity in the short term does cost the health care system more but in the long term because fat people die sooner obesity actually costs the health care system less. This is an example of criminals doing that what criminals do best and that is blame the victim.
While it is too soon for Bigger Fatter Politics to endorse a candidate we do like the guts of that big fat loud mouthed lummox Chris Christie and now we are liking what independent candidate Mark Kuhn a nationally renowned guitarist and composer from Asheville NC has to say. We particularly like the fact that candidate Mark Kuhn wants to legalize the sticky green (medical marijuana) for medicinal purposes only (wink wink) and wants to raise the tax rate on corporate gangsters to a whopping 200%! When I told the Chef, a proud man of color, he was so thrilled that he decided to throw all this weight behind in Kuhn candidacy after I told him that Kuhn was not spelled coon.
You may recall that our Internet reporter Rotunda Hindenburg once launched blistering journalistic
flabbalance on Kuhn for not hiring fat go go girls for his surf band
Voodoo Courtbut after reviewing concert footage we now know that fat girls would not be able to keep up with the frenetic dancing required of a surf band go go girl and even if they could the stage be doused in a huge puddle of sweat and Mark and his band mates would need breakout the skim boards and life vests. We now approve of his decision to use lean and attractive dancers and while this is not an endorsement we think that Mark Kuhn could make a splendid POTUS and the lovely Mrs Kuhn would make a great FLOTUS.
Currently Kuhn has no party affiliation. The Chef has asked him to join the Pot Party (formerly known as the Sticky Green Party and Ashley's Roach Clip'sUnited Heads for Hemp) a budding off shoot of the Green Party while Governor Christie is pressuring him to join the
Pizza Party. We would encourage him to join Pat Paulsen'sSTAGPartyStraight Talkin American Government.
Scroll down and listen to candidate Kuhn's campaign song If I Were President.
Remember "compassionate conservatism"? Bush may have been half serious or half in the bag when he coined the phrase
compassionate conservatism. With Wall Street thriving and the rich getting richer and the poor and middle class getting fucked Randianism is alive and well. Today's Republican philosophy is anything but compassionate or conservative.
Today's so called conservatives ushered in the era of big government and are now blaming it on the Democrats. Bush and his Rethuglicans spent far more than Bill Clinton. Obama is still paying for all the reckless years of Republican borrow and spend and bankster thievery that trashed the economy.
Thankfully Obama is cutting the Bush deficit but he is still paying for Bush's military adventurism and unfunded and wasted wars.
Hooray For Me and SCREW ALL OF YOU SUCKERS Who Still Believe the American Dream Bullshit!
The victims of the Bush economy are the working poor and the shrinking middle class but as usual the Republican and doing what guilty remorseless criminals do best, they are blaming their victims. Finally the economy is picking steam and the Dow is hitting record highs but the folks on Main Street have yet to see it as the gap between the haves (corporate gangsters and filthy banksters) and the have nots (the wage slaves who make corporate gangsters filthy rich) widens.
Last month FORBES released its 27th annual Billionaires list,
boasting 1,426 names with a record aggregate net worth of $5.4
trillion. Of those, 442 hail from the U.S., more than any other country
by a wide margin.
Nearly 10% of these are CEO’s of publicly traded
companies in the U.S. While these folks clearly don’t need paychecks,
and often take home a salary of just $1, some are well compensated
nevertheless.
To learn which of those U.S.-based billionaire CEOs bring home the
biggest paychecks, we scoured the list and dug through dozens of SEC
filings.
Daniel Och, the 52-year-old chief executive of Och-Ziff Capital
Management Group, is No. 2 on our billionaire payday list. His base
salary? Zilch. Bonus? Nil. Och’s pay of $288.6 million last year was
comprised of vested shares and other compensation.
Rounding out the top three is Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz.
The 59-year-old Brooklyn native worth $1.7 billion bought Starbucks
in 1987 for $3.8 million and took it public five years later. In 2012
Schultz took home $4 million in base pay and bonus, but also realized
$113.5 million from exercised stock options and vested stock awards.
Schultz wasn’t the only billionaire executive to award himself a sizable bonus.
No. 5 Ralph Lauren banked a $19.5 million bonus last year, in
addition to $1.3 million in base pay and $264,023 in other compensation.
The 73-year-old fashion tycoon also realized $17.8 million from
exercised stock options and vested stock awards.
To calculate each chief executive’s total compensation for the fiscal year, Forbes
counted salary and cash bonuses; other compensation, such as vested
stock grants; and stock gains, the value realized by exercised stock
options. We count compensation when it turns into cash or marketable
stock; we do not include the value of options until the executive
exercises them.
We collected the latest available compensation figures reported in companies proxies filed by April 5, 2013. Here are the top 5:
1. Richard Kinder Compensation: $1.1 billion Net Worth: $9.8 billion
Kinder
Morgan's CEO pays himself just $1 a year and he has never received a
bonus, stock options or restricted stock grants. Yet he raked in $1.1
billion in 2012, making him the highest paid CEO in the U.S., due to
stock gains he realized from shares he received at the time Kinder went
private in 2006.
2. Daniel S. Och Compensation: $289 million Net worth: $2.9 bilion
The CEO of publicly traded hedge fund Och-Ziff got $288 million in vested stock.
3. Richard Kinder Compensation: $118 million Net worth: $1.7 billion
Starbucks
chief was paid $1.5 million in salary and $2.3 billion bonus but the
bulk of his compensation came from exercising $103 million worth of
stock options and receiving another $10 million worth of vested shares.
4. Leslie Wexner Compensation: $58 million Net worth: $4.6 billion
The
head of L Brands was paid $1.9 million in salary along with a bonus of
$4.9 million. He added to his total compensation with $32 million in
stock options and another $18.7 million in vested shares.
5. Ralph Lauren Compensation: $39 million Net worth: $6.9 billion
Chairman
and CEO of Ralph Lauren paid himself a salary $1.2 million and $19.5
million bonus. In addition, he exercised stock options worth $5.2
million and received $12.4 million worth of vested shares.
When it come to political whores Mitch McConnell wins the gold medal. McConnell is the epitome of the slimy politician. Some underground patriot group bugged his office and caught him trying to dig up shit to use against Ashley Judd. While bugging his office may be illegal wire tapping it was the right thing to do. Public officials should be under scrutiny simply because they are public officials and in the case of thugs like Mitch McConnell, they should be watched 24/7.
During this strategy session—a recording of which was obtained by Mother Jones—McConnell and his aides/henchmen considered assaulting Judd for her past struggles with depression and for her religious views.
It get much sleazier from the Republicans and Mitch the king of slime McConnell.
More Mother Jones coverage of Mitch McConnell and the 2014 Kentucky Senate race.
I am sure you are asking what is the fat angle here besides McConnell's massive throat blubber he uses for vocal resonance in his filabusters.
A source close to the Judd Family reports that jealous fat sister Wynonna leaked medical records about Ashley's depression to a McConnell aid. While this report can't be confirmed it is true that the Judds have had a tumultuous family relationship for a long time. Ashley Judd is a hot one and she's skinny and we all know how wrathful and jealous fat girls can be. Wynonna is no exception. We also know that Wynonna Judd is quite unhinged. The plot gets thicker. Rumors have been circulating for years that Mitch McConnell is a boy buggering closet queen. This is probably true. The Republican Party should have a pink elephant for its logo because so many of its members are closet boy buggering homosexuals. It is also no secret that Wynonna Judd is huge gay fan base. We at bigger fatter politics suspect that this is in part a case of sour grapes as well as the usual Republican political slime.
Now for some hot pictures of Ashley Judd and her fat mean sister Wynonna:
BOINK!
Why Wynonna why? Why would you throw Ashley under the bus just because she's prettier than you and people like her better? You can't have it both ways. You can either give up the fattitude and the junk food and booze and eat 2000 calories a day or you can be proud of your gluttony and flaunt you flab like other proud fat girl gluttons. Obviously deep down gluttony provides a bigger payoff than looking better than your sister. That being said, I will post a picture of you when you were not as fat and how you look now. Maybe then you can make up your mind. What's it gonna be Wynonna, food or family?
Country music has a criminal element that is every bit as big as what is found in rap. To see how country music wrecks family values click here.
Wynona I s fucking fucked up piece of White trash drama queen shit who needs the fucking shit slapped out of her.
Proud FA and I were school mates. There was some bullying when Proud and
I were in school but not all that much. Back then kids were allowed to
work out their differences and sometimes it would require some
fisticuffs and when it came to throwing hands Proud FA was a animal and
still is.
Not too many people would fuck with me, Fat Bastard, and nobody would
fuck with Proud unless they wanted a knotty hairdo, a busted lip and a
concussion. On one particular winter day Proud and I missed the bus so
we has to walk home. It was a warm winter day and there was plenty of
good packing snow. As luck would have it there was this fucking bully
walking ahead of us. He was a new student, a jock who was not aware of
Proud's fighting prowess. I, Fat Bastard am a lover not a fighter but
that does not mean I don't enjoy watching a good ass kicking so I
decided to start some shit with the new bully. He had called me fat ass
and blubber gut and Baby Huey. I wanted to kick his ass but I was not
sure I could take him. I knew Proud could even though this runt had 4
inches and 40 pounds on Proud and 40 pounds. I began tossing snow balls
at this fucker and he turned around and told us to knock it off. After
he turned back around I packed another slushy snowball and hit this jock
in the neck. He turned and I could tell he was really pissed he was
about to attack and I said sorry man I won't do it again. He said that
if I did he'd kick my fat ass. About a minute later I spied a car turd. A
car turd is one of those big fucking brown ice chunks that fall from
cars. This car turd was the size of a large coconut. Being a fat bastard
and having no impulse control I picked up that icy fucker and fired it
at that mouthy dip shit and it knocked him silly. He was on the
attack and not wanting to get pummeled I told him Proud threw it.
His eyes flashed with anger as he dove at Proud shouting, "you die
asshole!!!!" The fight was on. For a moment he was on top of Proud but
Proud quickly reversed the position and the ass kicking was on. Proud
was on top and he shouted, "Fat Bastard, gloves!" With Proud sitting on
this dickhead's chest he raised up his arms so that I could remove his
gloves and with that Proud's famous fists of fury worked their magic and like a pitbull of percussion Proud beat out drum roll on this punk's face. Within a few seconds the
blood was flying as Proud pugilistically delivered one of his legendary beat downs. His
fists connected with trip hammer speed and precision. In less than 30
seconds Proud had pounded this punk into submission and semi
consciousness. Then to my surprise he said, "Finish him off Fat Bastard.
Do it Earthquake style."
Earthquake was our favorite WWF wrestler at the time so as this punk
laid there is a daze I dropped a few Earthquake bombs on him. I cracked a
few of his ribs and he missed basketball season but it was a lesson
well learned. We sent a message to other bullies. That is how to put an
end to school bullying. Beat the shit out of the bullies.
There are a lot of bullies today. These school bullies grow up to be cops, bosses, banktsters, doctors and corporate CEO's. If these fuckers get the shit beat out of them early enough in life they will learn not to fuck with and expliot others weaker tha them. There is no reasoning with bullies and thugs. The only thing they understand is a large dose of their own medicine that comes in the form of some do it yourself justice. It's never to late to beat the crap out of some punk.
There are other ways to mete out justice to scumbags. One of my favorite authors, George Hayduke has written many books on revenge. George Hayduke has written 23 books on revenge. His most famous is Don't Get Mad, Get Even: The Big Book of Revenge
Don't let the punks get away with it and if you wait for the authorities to help you might as well hold you hand on you ass. Most authority types are punks and bullies.
George Hayduke is believed to be a pen-name based on the character George Washington Hayduke III, created by Edward Abbey in his 1975 book The Monkey Wrench Gang, and 1990 book Hayduke Lives.[1] Often in collaboration with perhaps equally pseudonymous co-author M. Nelson Chunder, Hayduke has authored numerous guides to pranks and practical jokes, primarily intended for vengeance. Activities suggested range from the merely annoying and mischievous to the illegal and extremely dangerous.
Hayduke has been called "The Meanest Man in the World", and is known as the "Master of Revenge"
What has changed under Obama? Wall street is back raping America for record profits, Gitmo is still open, the Constitution killing Patriot act is still in place and the criminal elite are thriving.
Health care reform has done nothing to reign in health care inflation other than catching a little more billing fraud. Health care is just as dangerous under Obama as it was under Bush.
Police brutality and warrantless searches are at an all time high. We now have fake immigration check points 100 miles in from the border which are for all intents and purposes Constitution free zones. NYC now has a Gestapo policy of stop and frisk.
Illegal immigrants still pour over our border providing cheap labor for the corporatists.
The banksters got away scot-free with their massive theft.
The American Gestapo
Obama Justifies FEMA Imprisonment of Civilians: Calls it Prolonged Detention!
Because Bigger Fatter Politics really is fair and balanced our readers come from all over the political spectrum and that is why I have posted a video of featuring my favorite lesbian Rachel Maddow (I, Fat Bastard, can convert her.)
We have had one Black President and he was our best president in modern times. Our best and "Blackest" president was Bill Clinton. Next to William Howard Taft he was also our fattest.
Enter Chris Christie.Here's a guy who tells people to go fuck themselves. Reagan was that kind of guy but Reagan used Irish diplomacy. For those of you who don't know what Irish diplomacy it is telling some one to go to hell in such a way that they enjoy the trip. Christie is blunt and about as subtle as a fat guy doing a cannon ball from the high diving board.
Here's the problem... No, it's not because he's fat and it's not because he won't get the votes. He will get the votes because most Americans are fat and that is why Hillary Clinton is beefing up in case she has to go up against Christie. Don't worry Hillary, Christie will not get the GOP nod. Like Jon Huntsman Christie is too sane, too honest and too qualified to be a Republican candidate.
I, Fat Bastard have never voted for a Republican for president but I will vote for Christie and not just because he's fat. Christie, like Clinton and Reagan is a true leader. Governance in not some sort of intellectual exercise. For Christie governance is a job of service to citizens.
FATTITUDE!
Christie represents America because he's fat and because America is fat. Fat men can be intimidating and our enemies will be intimidated by a guy like Christie who is large and in charge. Sure Hillary is intimidating but her new found fattitude may not be a strong as Christie's.
My disappointment in Obama may not push me completely to Christie and away from Hillary but if Christie teams up with patriot Jessie Ventura I would vote for a Ventura/Christie ticket providing they run as a third party candidate.
Bush Lite
Obama is no liberal. Conservative Tony Blair is more liberal! Reagan was more liberal! Even Tricky Dick Nixon would not have raped the constitution nor permitted its rape. Tricky Dick was more liberal than Obama. I don't care what the next president calls himself just so long as he is not a lying asshole. America without the Constitution is not America so let's pick a candidate who will restore the Constitution and serve the American people are forget about the phony left vs right bullshit debate.
While Bigger Fatter Politics is not endorsing Christie at this point we would like to see him run/waddle and add his voice to the debates. We need the brutal honesty whether we agree with him or not.
Kudos to Rachel Maddow for standing up to the censoring corporate thug whores at CNBC and their parent company GE. The only other honest voice at CNBS is Ed Shultz and they have him on the shelf for now. Ed is also fat.
1. Richard Kinder 
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