Thursday, July 11, 2013

Bigger Fatter Politics Is Kicking ASS!

Biggerfatterpolitics.blogspot.com it is ranked #704,640 in the world, a low rank means that this website gets lots of visitors. This site is worth $4448 USD and advertising revenue is $100 USD per day. it has 3249 visitors and 6324 pageviews per day. Currently, this site needs more than 211.78 MB bandwidth per day, this month will needs more than 6.41 GB bandwidth. Its seo score is 63.2%. IP address is 173.194.66.132, and its server is hosted at Mountain View, United States. Last updated on Mon, 08 Jul 2013 02:11:05 GMT.

I Fat Bastard would like to take this opportunity to thank, The Chef, Proud FA, Belly Boy, Dr Bear, Rotunda Hindenberg, Womynia, Coach Gaines, Jenna Talia and Lynn Gweenie for the growth and success of Bigger Fatter Politics and making is the most successful fat centric news source on the net.


UPDATE:  Bigger Fatter Politics Continues to Sky Rocket!



SEO Score is 63.2% for biggerfatterpolitics.blogspot.com

This is an amzingly high SEO score for a website let alone a blog. Much of the credit certainly goes to me, Fat Bastard but if it were not for out readers and fan base of greedy gluttons Bigger Fatter Politics would go the way of the rest of the fat acceptance blog that are here today and gone tomorrow.  We thank you for your support! 

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Back Fat Tits or Back Boobs



Sometimes a picture is worth more than 1000 words.









Pranking Pesky Telemarketers

I think we can all agree the telemarketers really suck. Not only what they do is annoying it is also an invasion of privacy. 99% of them work some sort of a scam and seemingly with impunity as they rip off Americans. As that bad as that is it gets worse. Most of these pests call at mealtime and for a fat person all time is mealtime.

Obviously, the authorities are doing nothing to protect Americans from these telecommunication predators but people are fighting back by frustrating and otherwise screwing with these scumbags. The following videos are some interesting and funny examples of telemarketers being pranked.

I think we all have tried the do not call list only to find out that it's a bunch of bullshit. The time has come to declare war in these annoying ass clowns by stringing them along and otherwise wasting their time.

Watch the videos and then leave a comment regarding your experience with these shysters and fraudsters.

The next time one of these scumbags call you... FUCK WITH THEM!




This one is crude and sophomoric.


This one is quite quite clever.




This majestic fatling masterfully handles a pesky telemarketer.







Fat Mothers Jump Start the Economy

Obese Mothers are Good for the Economy


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With Doctors and hospitals starving to make ends meet in this tough economy the more challenging pregnancies faced by fat women and their is a ray of sunshine to the starving medical industry. It's simple economics. When medical care is more complicated and more specialists need to be brought is on a case costs go up... WAY up and so do profits!

Here is an excerpt from an article that appeared  the NY Times  that explains the good news for our struggling health care industry. Click here to read the entire article.

As Americans have grown fatter over the last generation, inviting more heart disease, diabetes and premature deaths, all that extra weight has also become a burden in the maternity ward, where babies take their first breath of life.  

About one in five women are obese when they become pregnant, meaning they have a body mass index of at least 30, as would a 5-foot-5 woman weighing 180 pounds, according to researchers with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. And medical evidence suggests that obesity might be contributing to record-high rates of Caesarean sections and leading to more birth defects and deaths for mothers and babies. 

Hospitals, especially in poor neighborhoods, have been forced to adjust. They are buying longer surgical instruments, more sophisticated fetal testing machines and bigger beds. They are holding sensitivity training for staff members and counseling women about losing weight, or even having bariatric surgery, before they become pregnant.

At Maimonides Medical Center in Brooklyn, where 38 percent of women giving birth are obese, Patricia Garcia had to be admitted after she had a stroke, part of a constellation of illnesses related to her weight, including diabetes and weak kidneys.

 Is it possible to be too fat? 

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If you are an OBGYN the answer is a resounding NO! Here are the impressive numbers on C-sections alone that clearly show that the fatter a pregnant woman is the more revenue the health care industry can make.

Body Mass Index   vs   Percentage of Caesarian Births    

       20 - 25                    11%        

       25 - 30                    18%                

       30 - 35                    25%             

     35 - 40                    33%                  

     Over 40           43%                     

Very obese women, or those with a B.M.I. of 35 or higher, are three to four times as likely to deliver their first baby by Caesarean section as first-time mothers of normal weight, according to a study by the Consortium on Safe Labor of the National Institutes of Health

There you have it fellow fatlings; another example of how obesity is good for the economy. I, Fat Bastard only wish that fat haters Mrs Obama and Ms Roth would see that. AND once again, GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

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Monday, July 8, 2013

Gluttony: Glorious Glorious Gluttony




Definition: Gluttony is the willful and insatiable desire to over consume, excessively elevate, and be preoccupied with that which Belly God created for good. It is more interested in consuming than in what is being consumed.

The New Hostess Twinkie Scandal

Hostess To Start Freezing Some Twinkies Before Shipping Them 

Hostess will begin freezing some of its Twinkies before shipping them when it re-releases the highly-anticipated pastries this month, the company confirmed to The Huffington Post on Friday.

In an emailed statement, Hostess spokeswoman Hannah Arnold said that the decision was made after a small percentage of the company’s retail customers explicitly requested frozen versions of the treat, which will allow companies to “date the product for freshness,” while providing “flexibility in filling their shelves.”

Any retail customer will still be able to request non-frozen Twinkies, and the company maintains freezing Twinkies will have “no impact on the quality or taste” of the product.

“Any suggestion that Hostess is changing the integrity of the iconic snack cakes consumers have loved is completely untrue,” Arnold wrote. “The new ownership is absolutely committed to baking top quality snack cakes and, in fact, is making major investments to ensure that Hostess products are as good, if not even better, than before.” BULLSHIT!

Sources told the New York Post, which first reported the news, that they feared the new freezing process could threaten the product’s integrity and future popularity. IT DOES!

Hostess filed for bankruptcy in early 2012, after which investment firm Metropoulos & Co. swooped in to buy Twinkies and other Hostess snacks in 2013.

Last month it was announced that Twinkies would be back on shelves by July 15.

I Fat Bastard am PISSED! I need Belly Boy to talk me down!

 

 

 

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Cronuts or Dossaints Could A Pastry By Any Other Name Taste So Fucking Good?

TRIGGER WARNING!

The following news story could cause gluttons to have intense and uncontrolled foodgasms and excessive drooling.


It's always more fun to DIY. Today, Julie Van Rosendaal from Dinner with Julie shows us how to make cronuts.




Yes, I made cronuts. I jumped on the bandwagon. Turns out, everyone's right. I might pay $40 for one of these on the black market.

 Not since Krispy Kreme have I seen this level of fried dough fanaticism. In the month since their inception tons of copycats have popped up -- since the name is copyrighted, others are calling theirs 

"Dossaints" or "CroNots" -- and in New York, lineups are going around the block for the things, which are also being sold on the black market. It's full-on cronut mania.
 
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Madness, I tell you. But I'm always up for a challenge, and we really need to start warming up for Stampede. So I took out the deep fryer. (Note: you don't need one. A pot works just as well.)


Puff pastry sounds daunting to make from scratch, but it's really a matter of mixing together a basic yeasted dough, slathering it with butter, and then folding it up like a letter a bunch of times, rolling and chilling between each fold. It isn't as finnicky as you might think, particularly when the end result is a batch of buttery, golden croissoughnuts.

Homemade Cronuts (a.k.a. Croissoughnuts)
Inspired by Dominique Ansel Bakery
Makes 1 dozen
Dough
3/4 cups milk, warmed
1 tablespoon active dry yeast
1/3 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour (divided)
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup butter, at room temperature

Maple Glaze
1/2 cup powdered sugar
3 tablespoons pure maple syrup
1 to 2 tablespoons milk, cream or water


In a large bowl, stir together the milk and yeast. Stir in the sugar, eggs, and vanilla and mix well. Add a cup of the flour and the salt, then gradually add another 2 1/4 cups of the flour, stirring and then kneading for a few (or several) minutes, until it's smooth and elastic, and still a little tacky.


Transfer your dough to a baking sheet and cover with plastic wrap; chill in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.


Meanwhile, beat the butter and remaining 1/4 cup flour with an electric mixer for a couple minutes, scraping down the sides of the bowl, until smooth.


When the dough has chilled, turn it out onto a lightly floured surface and roll into a rectangle that is about 13 by 18 inches and 1/4-inch thick. Spread the butter evenly over the dough.


Fold it as you would fold a letter, in thirds. (Unlike a letter, the dough ends should line up, so that it's folded exactly in thirds.) Cover the dough in plastic wrap and put it back into the fridge for 30 minutes.


Pull the dough out and put it back on the countertop, with the open sides to the left and right. Roll it out into another rectangle.


Fold the left third over the middle, then the right third over the middle. (This is referred to as a "turn". To keep track of each fold -- or turn -- press your finger into the dough at the edge to make two marks -- you can do this each time you roll and fold so that you know how many times you've done it.) Chill the dough for another 30 minutes.


Roll, fold, and refrigerate the dough two more times, so that you've done it four times total. Cover and refrigerate for at an hour, or overnight.


Then, roll your dough out to 1- to 2-inch thickness, then cut it into rounds, or rings, or scraps.


In a heavy pot (or deep fryer), heat a couple inches of oil to about 350° F, or until it's hot but not smoking, and a scrap of bread sizzles when you dip it in. Cook the doughnuts in batches, without crowding the pot (this can cool down the oil), flipping as necessary until deep golden. Transfer to a baking sheet lined with a paper towel.


Meanwhile, whisk together the icing sugar, maple syrup, and enough milk, water, or cream to make a drizzling consistency. Drizzle over the croissoughnuts while they're still warm. Then try not to eat the whole batch.

 
Photos by Julie Van Rosendaal