How to Talk to a Republican

There really is no reason to talk to one of these inbred Bible thumping pieces of shit and absolutely no reason to be polite since one cannot have a productive conversation with one of them.

Here are some suggestions of thing to say to a Republican.

Hey, you scripture-spouting hypochristian, you're like all the other born-agains; you're an even bigger pain in the ass the second time around.

Excuse me, you Viagra-depending hypochristian, but if you're the answer then the question must be ridiculous.

I've got bad news, you Civil War-reenacting troll. Ignorance can be cured, but stupid is forever.

Listen, you trailer-dwelling sociopath, I'd call you intellectually dishonest, but that would imply you have an intellect.

I'm curious, you climate-wrecking blowhard, does your lower intestine empty directly into your skull?

If freedom-loving Americans can't freely mock a heartless, creationism-peddling imbecile like you, then the terrorists have already won.

Listen, you planet-trampling zealot, you're such a disaster, even George Bush's FEMA couldn't screw you up more.

I have only ever made one prayer to God: 'Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it by sending me a hope-hating conservatard like you.

Tell me, you uninformed, Earth-defiling dimwit, do you Tweet your insanity too?

Hey, you sex-outlawing dimwit, I see your wheel is still spinning but the hamster is dead. 

Toxic Tea: Can the GOP Recover?

If that spineless, gutless cry baby drunk Boehner is replaced will the GOP be able to recover from all the toxic tea?

I say probably not. Most paleo Conservatives are gone and the infestation of tea baggers and various delusional libertarians have plunged the GOP into chaos. To make it worse there are the whack jobs like Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh whose buffoonery has made the GOP a laughing stock to anyone with a triple digit IQ.

Send in the clowns.. I mean the ASS clowns The GOP really is a circus with a freak show.

 







 

Click here to visit the Republican Clown College and see ALL the GOP clowns.

The Bush Legacy

Here are some undeniable facts from Republicans Suck

Within days of 9.11.2001, BUSH allowed over 100 members of Osama Ben Laden’s family to leave the US without being questioned or interrogated.

Republican President BUSH lied to the American people about Weapons of Mass Destruction being in Iraq and declared war on Iraq when they had NOTHING to do with 9/11.


It was Republican President BUSH who is responsible for Thousands of American service men and women losing their lives in Iraq… a war which should have never been waged.

It was Republican President BUSH who is responsible for is responsible for over 32,000 American troops being wounded

It was Republican President BUSH who is responsible for over 112,000 Iraqi civilians deaths.


It is REPUBLICANS who are responsible for running up the largest national debt in the history of the US of 10 TRILLION Dollars because of their IRRESPONSIBLE, RECKLESS spending and inept Governing. The money spent didn’t benefit regular Americans at all.

For 8 years, Republicans had control of the Presidency. I can’t think of ONE good thing they did that helped me and my family and the average Joe. Republican supporters will say, “Bush kept us safe”. That is BULL! The biggest attack in the history of the United Stated happened on Bush’s watch.

BUSH DID NOTHING! He didn’t even get Osama Bin Laden..

Cc

US Military Set To Destroy Pagan Island

Pagan Island has been called the "crown jewel" of the Marianas Islands. It's one of the most biographically and geographically diverse islands in the archipelago, and it's home to a number of species that aren't found anywhere else in the world. Now, the U.S. military wants to leave this stunning landscape a smoking ruin.

The United States military plans to occupy all of Pagan Island for live-fire training exercises, including bombings. This doesn't just ignore the rights of indigenous Pagan Islanders. It could also disturb the ecologically valuable topsoil, increase the chances for summer fires, erode or destroy the coral reefs surrounding the island, and taint the entire island with toxins for decades.

And Pagan Island's thousands of flora and fauna, including its rare birds, bats, and insects, could be killed off forever.

We can't allow the U.S. military to devastate the lives of generations of people, plants and animals for the sake of target practice. Please ask them to spare Pagan Island from destruction!

Miley Cyrus, Corporate Pimps and Music Industry Whores

Miley (who will probably get the AIDS virus) Cyrus and her retarded fans symbolize everything that is wrong the the music industry and the moral fiber of America. I'd have more respect for her if she simply made porn and fucked dogs on film even though that would be cruelty to animals.

The biggest and most despicable whores in this whole sordid thing are her no talent father Billy Ray, the parents of her little fans, her greedy record label and the greedy concert promoters, pimps that they are.

Gloria Steinem On Miley Cyrus

I, Fat Bastard, do not have much use for feminists but in this case I think that Gloria Steinem got it partially right. Next to her Miley's parents the biggest whores are the media and the promoters who use sex to sell her horrible music and her parents of her fans who allow their kids to be exposed to such utter trash. As a fat man, I have low standards when it comes to women but not even I, Fat Bastard would fuck Miley Cyrus.

I wish we didn’t have to be nude to be noticed ... But given the game as it exists, women make decisions. For instance, the Miss America contest is in all of its states ... the single greatest source of scholarship money for women in the United States. If a contest based only on appearance was the single greatest source of scholarship money for men, we would be saying, "This is why China wins." You know? It’s ridiculous. But that’s the way the culture is. I think that we need to change the culture, not blame the people that are playing the only game that exists. -Gloria Steinem-

I believe that Miley is currently with RCA records,  the corporate gangsters behind her promotion. Folks, if you like music and if you care about the people who make it, please buy your music from Band Camp. Record companies historically have fucked artists. John Fogerty and Little Richard  are two American icons and national treasures that were raped royally by the corporate criminals in the recording industry.

As to you Billy Ray Cyrus you no talent has been...

Ranky Skanky Tart

You can tell the world I pimp my little girl
You can take her clothes off when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a creep I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms, go back onto the phone
You can tell me I'm a fucking whore 

Or you can tell my lips to suck my daughter's tits 

The way my inbred kin all done before

She's just a tart, a rank and skanky tart.
I just don't think you understand
And if you fuck my tart, my rank and skanky tart.
Her STDs might kill ya man

I used to fuck my Ma when I lived in Arkansas

I did it while the dog would hump my leg

And with your brother Cliff who's butt I love to sniff
He fucked my ass until it turned me gay

Miley's just a tart, a rank and skanky tart.
I just don't think you understand
And if you fuck this tart, this rank and skanky tart.
Her STDs might kill ya man

Ted Cruz's Alternative to Obamacare

Ted Cruz is emerging as one of the GOP’s most vocal opponents of Obamacare.

He’s particularly worried that Americans will get “addicted” to healthcare that’s actually affordable, coverage for pre-existing conditions, preventive screenings, vision and dental care for children, better care and protection for seniors, combined with no annual limits on coverage, and the fact that insurance companies can no longer drop you when you’re sick.

This kind of dangerous socialism is something Cruz has seen first hand, following his safe and healthy birth in a socialist Canadian hospital in 1970.

According to Cruz, just a taste of better, lower-cost healthcare will get Americans “addicted” to the sugary sweetness of not watching your child die of an otherwise treatable disease. He’s scared that once Americans realize that their risk of medical bankruptcy has diminished, they may never want to go back to the good old days of worrying that insurance company “Death Panels” will deny their claims or drop their coverage.




To stop this, Cruz is willing to shut down the US government, throw the economy into a tailspin and say a prayer that there won’t be any new pandemics overwhelming the nation’s Emergency Rooms anytime in the future. In his mind, Emergency Rooms are where 30 million Americans should be camped out each day getting their cancer treatments, mammograms and colonoscopies or something.

Or maybe he just doesn’t want Americans to enjoy the kind of quality healthcare he and the Palin family know is available when they need it up in Canada, eh?

Full story: http://www.texastribune.org/2013/08/19/cruz-warns-americans-could-get-addicted-obamacare/

Koch Brothers To Manufacture Gigantic Needles

Any Christian will tell you that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than is is for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven as described in Mark 10:25.  Since filthy rich Christians are always hedging their bets i.e. Pascal's Wager, the Koch brothers will be manufacturing and selling great big giant needles with eyes large enough for a camel to easily pass through the eye.

Stock will be selling like hot cakes! Ground floor opportunity click here!