Monday, February 13, 2012

Whitney Houston Killed By Bathtub

Drugs did not kill Whitney Houston -- BATHING did!

Yeah that's right...sure she was a hopeless junkie but did drugs DROWN her? No. The bathtub did. Jim Morrison too. Why anybody would climb into a porcelain death-trap like that on purpose I do not know. I'd rather stink than take a bath. :mellow: 



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Other Bigger Fatter Politics sources suspect foul play. Since her death sales of her music have skyrocketed. The same thing happened with King of Pop Michael Jackson. We are not saying that prescription drugs didn't play a role and we know that Bobby Brown didn't beat the crap out of her as he was performing at another location. We are saying that drugs may have been a contributing factor.


We hope soon to have more information from our own internet reporter Belly Boy and social commentator, fat educator and the fatosphere's greatest cartoonist Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear.


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There were many contributing factors beside her drug addiction. Whitney was anorexic same as Michael Jackson so even if there was an overdose is was most likely accidental. If Ms Houston was fat like Aretha Franklin she could have taken  50 horse tranquilizers and felt nothing but skinny Whitney did not have the robust metabolism to burn off the standard dosage of Xanax.


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Flava Flave dressed as Whitney Houston.

The music world is grieving the death of Whitney Houston and rapper Flava Flave was so distraught that he dressed in drag as Whitney Houston as a way to honor her.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Carrie Fisher: Another Weight Loss SELLOUT!

Carrie Fisher Weight Loss: SELLOUT!


When it is going to end?! First is was Fergie the Princess of Pork, then Valerie Bertinelli then Kirstie Alley, then Marie Osmond and now Carrie Fisher.

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Sultry sow Kirstie now a bag of bones!



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Plump pretty piglette Val now a bony bimbo


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Hot hog Marie now skinny and skanky

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Fat and fabulous Carrie Fisher
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Carrie Fisher gaunt and ghastly after weight loss

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Fat Haters Bullying Obama

The following  is a reprint from the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance
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Obama Being Bullied





For Immediate Release
January 12, 2012

Foster City, CA - As the civil rights organization working to end discrimination based on body size, NAAFA would like to remind our nation's right wing political leaders that hateful slurs and disparaging remarks about First Lady, Michelle Obama's body is bullying.

While we at Bigger Fatter Politics are often at odds with the man hating NAAFA girls we think they are on the right side of the issue here and besides Mrs Obama is not even close to being fat. 

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Sure Mrs Obama has a big bottom and talk about mud flaps the first lady's got em but compared to the people who are bashing her and her daughters she's a thinling. Her ass could make a gay guy turn straight.

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One of our nation's lawmakers made a remark about the size of the posterior of the First Lady of the United States of America in a public place where it could be overheard and reported. A former presidential hopeful, once a fat person himself, called the First Lady "Mooochelle" on public radio. Taunting is a form of bullying.

Our nation is spending millions of taxpayer dollars on campaigns to end bullying in our schools while the leaders of our country openly and publicly bully our First Lady. This has to stop! If these individuals cannot set good examples for the children of our nation, they do not deserve to be leaders!

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Michelle Obama oozes class and now we have a president who gets some ass!





Not only do we agree with NAAFA but we think any man who finds the first lady unattractive is probably one of many of the Republican Party's chlld molesting closet rump rangers like Larry Craig or that disgusting loud mouth Rush Limbaugh.

NAAFA calls upon these individuals to grow up. Act like adults. Apologize to First Lady, Michelle Obama, and to the people of this nation. Tell our children NOT to follow your example but to learn to accept one another and treat everyone with respect and dignity without regard to body size or shape.

Founded in 1969, NAAFA is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to improving the quality of life for fat people. NAAFA works to eliminate discrimination based on body size and provide fat people with the tools for self-empowerment through public education, advocacy, and member support.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

What Mitt Romney Really Believes

While many fatlings like the greedy gluttony of the Republican party and while I, Fat Bastard, often vote Republican I cannot endorse Mitt Romney. Mormonism is racism. Next to Proud FA my best friend is The Chef. As many of you know not only is the Chef  a colorful man but he is also a Proud man of color. The Chef like Proud FA is like a brother to me. In spite of Romney's support of gluttonous greed his racist views have forced me, Fat Bastard to support Newt Gingrich. Newt is a fat boy and he is quite the womanizer. He's a hero to fat boys everywhere. Since many folks of color are fat not only is Mitt Romney anti-Black he is anti-fat.

For those of you who don't care about us fat folks you may want to find out a little more about Mormonism before you vote for Mitt Romney and is sick cult.






Monday, February 6, 2012

The Honey Badger; The Symbol of the New Fat Acceptance

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The Blacks have the Panther.

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America has the Bald Eagle.
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Chicago has the Bears and the Bulls


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The obvious choice for fat acceptance is the hog but the movement needs an even more tenacious critter and the most aggressive, gluttonous and formidable animal is the Honey Badger. Honey Badger doesn't give a fuck.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

The Politics of Sex

This is about the age old question that ends with the famous saying, "It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face." but the answer to the age old question doesn't answer this age old question. What would you rather do, pork a BBW of bone a slender woman.

About a year of so ago we attempted to answer that question. With the help of some of the best experts in the fatossphere we set a debate between me, Fat Bastard and my best friend Proud FA where we debated the merits and disadvantages of porking fat girls and boning skinny women. At the end of the debate there was no clear winner. Submitted for your approval here's the debate with special commentary from the Chef.

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Porking Fat Girls vs Boning Skinny Chicks

September 24, 2010
My blog partner over on BiggerFatterBlog  and I, Fat Bastard have hotly debated what’s better, porking a fat girl or boning a skinny chick. Here we will debate. Our moderator is Coach Gaines. Reaerd the illustrated saltier version on Bigger Fatter Blog.


Coach Gains: Gentlemen we will be debating the virtues of porking fat girls  vs  boning skinny women. Let’s start with you Proud FA. You have porked hundreds of fat girls so tell us why you think porking is better than boning.


Proud FA: Coach, all guys want to get laid and we don’t want to have to jump through hoops to make it happen and because fat girls are often sluts and there are so many of them these days a guy can score like their was an empty net. Plus fat girls are more likely to be uninhibited.


FatBastard: For guys like Proud FA that may be true but and it a big BUTT when you are a big fat ass like me it is not always possible to pork a fat girl and you certainly don’t want one on top. That could be dangerous!


Coach Gains: Fat Bastard makes a good point fat boys have a very difficult time getting their dick in a fat girl unless they are hung like our good buddy the Chef. How do you respond to that.




Proud FA: Coach when when skinny guys like us party we party hard, when we feed we feed hard and when we fuck we fuck hard. I’d get all bruised if I boned a skinny chick they way I used to fuck fat girls. Like they say, the bigger the cushion the better the pushin.


Fat Bastard: Who wants to do all that work? Who wants to take the risk of some fat girl doing the reverse cow girl on you and breaking your legs. Even skinny guys unless they are hung like the Chef can only pork fat girls in the missionary position.


Coach Gains: Let’s ask the Chef what he thinks about that and whether he can verify that. Chef how hard is it to go doggie style on a fat girl?


The Chef: As you know the Chef is a big man with a big appetite. The Chef loves the ladies and the ladies love the Chef be the Chef ain’t got no wood for them SSBBW, God bless em so the Chef can only pontificate about porkin the BBWs with big butts. You take a pear shaped BBW with a 50+ inch Sir Mix a Lot ass and your averaged dicked man would would have a hard time poppin that coochie. Also your BBW’s like to lay on their backs while the Chef makes sweet love to them.


CoachGains: Thank you for clearing that up Chef. Proud FA what is the absolute best part about porking a fat girl.


Proud FA:  That’s hard to say but if I were to pick one thing is would be their sluttiness. Fat girls will do anything to get the sausage. I have done things to fat girls that you wouldn't do to barnyard animals and they loved it.


Coach Gains: Fat Bastard what is the one best thing about boning a skinny chick?


Fat Bastard: As you know coach there is nothing a fat boy wants to do more than eat and thinling pussy which is caviar of cunt. It’s always fresh and clean -- nothin funky there. There is nothing like lying the tongue to a sweet fresh pussy and boy do they appreciate it. Fat girl gash is always nasty and often yeasty. My opponent Proud FA will even admit that.


Coach Gains: Proud FA, Fat Bastard makes a point. Would you agree about fat girls having rank muff?


Proud FA: A lot of them do but I think we should defer to the Chef as he does eat fat girl gash more than I do and to be fair I usually put them in a hot tub first during the feed and to get them cleaned up down there.


The Chef: It depends on how fat they are. If they are plump and thick they usually ain’t all that bad but when they become somewhere between a BBW and a SSBBW they do get more rank. The Chef has also boned skinny ladies and they always smelled really good. They are gourmet.  BBW’s and SSBBW’s sweat and fart more, bathe less and they got the yeast problem. Obese women and yeast infections go hand in hand.


Coach Gains: This question is for Fat Bastard. What’s the worst thing about boning a fat girl?


Fat Bastard: They just lay there and expect you to do all the work. I surf a lot of porn so I’m used to seeing really hot leanlings. It’s tough enough getting it up for a fat girl let alone keep it up. Fat guys and fat girls are not all that compatible.


Coach Gains: Proud FA, what is the worst thing about boning a skinny chick?


Proud FA:  There really isn’t anything wrong once you get to boning them the problem is they have high standards. They can be real sluts in bed but getting them to bed is the problem.  Many of them want to be in a relationship first. That’s how it was with my fiance Thinnette. I actually had to take her on dates and court her but with fat girls there's none of that politicking. A fat girl wants the sausage and they will do anything to get it.


Coach Gains: Tell us about Thinnette and how she stacks up against fat girls in the sack. Fat Bastard asked me to ask you that question.


Proud FA: Wow! that puts me in a tough position but in all honesty Thinnette wins. Fat Bastard is sneaky by slipping in that question but I must say sex with Thinnette is mind blowing.  She’s very considerate and other than giving head she’s the best I have had and I have porked many many many fat girls. She’s clean smelling and I really like going down on her. It took a while getting used to having her ride me as I was never into squashing so it would never have a fat girl ride me but now I love a woman on top!  She also has endurance.  Fat girls tend to get tuckered out.


Coach Gains: Chef, I’m gonna let you have the last word.  Chef what is your opinion seeing as how you have porked and boned a lot of different women of various sizes.


The Chef: The Chef has indeed made sweet love to many fine ladies so the Chef has a certain level expertise when it comes to makin sweet love to fine ladies. However, like the Chef said, he ain’t got no wood for them SSBBWs and that was primarily the ladies that Proud FA used to pork. The Chef likes his ladies like he likes his steak; tender,  juicy, pink in the middle and a bit on the thick side. The best sex the Chef ever had was with a fine lady of color who stood about 5’6″ and weighed in at about 150 pounds with a big bootie. We both had a little of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only as the Chef is a bit gouty in the leg) the Chef put on some Barry White, popped open a bottle of fine wine and we then made sweet love for many many hours.

There you have my faithful readers. Who won the debate, me Fat Bastard or Proud FA?

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Sunday, January 29, 2012

Paula Deen Defies Doctors and Diabetes

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Paula Deen the Butter Queen a gorgeous gal glutton heroine to fatlings everywhere is not letting her diabetes impede her hedonistic ways. Diabetes will not stop the gormandizing diva from eating her usual glutton fare. Piggy Paula, the Southern sexy sow siren and mature motherly MILF cow of the Food Network is bravely defying the medical advice of alarmist doctors and eating whatever she damn well pleases y'all.

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A Hefty Porker Paula making short work of a Belly Burger


TMZ originally broke this story but our own internet reporter Belly Boy has been in touch with the meaty Southern belle and is hoping to get a comment on the TMZ story.

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Porcine Paula has turned lemons into lemon meringue pie with a thick butter crust by striking a deal to shill Novo Nordisk's Victoza. Paula in her diva like defiance is telling fatlings everywhere that you don't have to give up delicious food when the drug companies have kindly catered to the needs of big fat gluttons everywhere.

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This BBW gourmet is proof that FAT FATTENS BEST!



Paula is bravely taking Victoza ene though it was given a Black Box warning: “Because it can cause thyroid C-cell cancers, even though Victoza should only be given to patients for whom the potential benefits are considered to outweigh the potential cancer risk.” Although the marker for thyroid cancer present in patients was high, it was still within normal range, according to the authorities. Still, the only way to find out is to continue ongoing cancer monitoring for the next 15 years! Paula is not only hot pretty pig she is not acting as a guinea pig so that other fatlings, food sluts and gluttons can enjoy and abundant and gluttonous life while actualizing her greedy gluttony and making a cool 500 grand in the bargain. 
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Proud piggy Paula cashing in on her diabetes!
Read more about Victoza here

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According to other news sources Paula's stick boy sons are not happy with Paula's eating and her choice to take Victoza. As a result these snot nosed ingrates are accusing Paula of being a poor role model for young folks but Paula has a strong retort and angry oink. Paula is one hell of a ROLL model -- a Parker house roll with lot's of butter.

Friday, January 27, 2012

One Very Angry Oink @ Strong4Life

If I have said it once I've said is 1000 times, fat kids are cute but the weight loss Nazis at Strong4Life are launching a Gestapo like attack on the fat kids of Georgia. Georgia is proudly one of our fattest states and it boasts having the number 2 spot for childhood obesity. Strong4life wants to ruin all that with their fear mongering and fat phobia. In response to this neo Nazi organization I, Fat Bastard and issuing one very loud and angry OINK! OINK!


We are not alone in our angry oinking. Strong4Life is hearing a cacophony from the angry sows at Fierce Fatties who has a CALL TO ACTION to stop this hateful venomous assault on fat kids and their fat parents.


Here is some of the hateful things Strong4Life is promoting.




In this video a sadistic drill instructor forces this fatling to walk for 6 minutes!


In this video fatling kids are put through workouts that would kill a Navy SEAL and then they are force fed vegetables before they are led in to a vegan black mass with high priestess MeMe Roth.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

COMING SOON! Proud FA's Obesogenic Diet

For out new reader let me take this opportunity to welcome you to Bigger Fatter Politics and introduce you to Proud FA aka the Dean of Feederism.

Proud FA is one of the most famous feeders on the planet. With the possible exception of Coach Gains, Proud FA holds the record for fattening most BBWs and turning them into SSBBW's. Proud FA has taken his vast fund of feeding knowledge and he has created the earth shattering Obesogenic Diet. This work will also be known as Feeder/Feedee's Bible. This gainer's guide will be the go to source on how to get fat and stay fat.

We want to whet your appetite so I will recycle an older blog article on feederism and gaining penned by Proud FA, Presidential hopeful Belly Boy and me, Fat Bastard. .

Gaining Tips. A glutton's guide for packing on the fat and pounds.

  •  Start with tasty fattening like sweet tea or other foods that have calories for your body.  
  •  Examine your current eating habit and stop consuming those with negative effects on your weight gain plan.            
  • Find a book of calories and learn what type of food that will help you gain weight.
  • Sit.  
  • Invest in food delivery service.
  • Watch your consumption of foods that have a lot of fiber, eat refined sugar and fat, resist temptations to snack on vegetables, and whole grains. Increase fatty red meat. Eat with ferocity.
  • Super-size your dinner plate, the more food that is served to you, the more you will eat. The same goes for liquid with the exception of water. Avoid water!
  • Frequent napping daily for 30 to 45 minutes. Buy a pedometer and aim for under 100 steps a day.
  • Find opportunities to conserve calories by taking the elevator and get others to run errands for you.
  • Eat quickly and excitedly, if you eat too slowly your brain will eventually tell you that you are no longer hungry.
  • Drink lots of heavy cream, at least 8 glasses a day.
  • Nap and doze frequently.
  • When doing your groceries, pick hig-fat foods, like milk, cheese, cream, butter , yogurt etc.
  • Snack on fruits, candied apples and chocolate covered raisins.
  • Eat more at home and have your meals delivered.
  • Be mindful of your salad dressing, the type and how much and pour it on liberally.
  • People tend to under-eat when they are depressed or stressed, so be mindful to indulge in comfort-food when you feel down.
  • Place notes at strategic locations for eg on the fridge door that reminds you that you are trying to gain weight.

  • Reward yourself after each weekly success. Indulge and pig-out
  • Make a list of all the yummy foods that you crave and tend to binge on and eat as many of those foods as you can get your greedy paws on.
  • Make a list of clothes that will look good on you once you gain weight.
The above are my tips. As a fat guy they are good tips but I Fat Bastard and a mere pup compared to the great Belly Boy. Here are his gaining tips. I have to defer to his expertise just as I Fat Bastard defer to "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear's expertise in fields like fat studies, fat soma types  and bariatric nutrition.

Belly Boy's Gaining Tips! 


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2) Always have some cigarettes after each meal in order to aid the digestive process. Green tea is for health nuts. http://laist.com/attachments/tony/greatjohn.jpg 
1) Have your butler give you a massage before you eat, to stimulate your appetite. http://www.mustknowhow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cigarette.jpg 3) Take healthy dumps whenever the need arises, so that you have more room for food. http://renegademoms.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Western-pack-butter.jpg  4) Butter is your buddy . http://gloomyvegan.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lard2.jpg 5) Lard is your lover. http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml08/08216.jpg 6) Fried is your friend. http://www.health-eating.net/wp-content/plugins/WPRobot3/images/2f0cb_nutrition_facts_133321459_7d8a89ed25.jpg   7) Looks can be deceiving, always read food labels to make sure you are using the highest quality ingredients when cooking. More calories and fat content means higher quality. The nutrition labels are meant for thinlings, so adjust the percentages accordingly. You should be eating at least 20,000 calories every day. http://images.codingforcharity.org/dmp/2010/11/21/Waddle_20101121200247_thumb.png 8) Don't be afraid to waddle around in order to work up a bigger appetite. I know this sounds like it wouldn't work but it does. You don't want to become completely immobile because there are many disadvantages and it is not as fun as it sounds when you fantaSIZE about it as I used to. http://www.instructables.com/image/FFKI16GG33OYEI1/The-Best-Mexican-Chip-Dip-in-the-whole-entire-worl.jpg 9) Always snack in between meals, to keep your strength up and to whet your appetite for the next meal. http://coltmonday.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/shaq-sleep-eating.jpg?w=504 10) Never sleep for more than 3 hours at a time! Set your alarm to wake yourself up every 3 hours and keep some goodies next to your bed so that you can have something to eat at night. This little trick, I call it "Sleep Eating," and it is an excellent way to pack on the pounds. On normal days you do 2 3-hour cycles, and on weekends you do 3 or 4 3-hour cycles.
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11) Get a sedentary office job. Make sure to leave your jacket on your chair and half a sandwich on your desk so that people will think you just stepped out and will be right back. Then, you hit up the nearby McDonalds for awhile, and come back to the office and act VERY angry and complain about how busy you are, so it shows you are a hard worker and people won't bother you with more work. Use this technique to eat your way to the top of the corporate food chain. http://www.fanstarleagues.com/football/drunkspool/images/long-turd-big.jpg 12) SAVE YOUR BOWEL MOVEMENTS. http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PFR1105.jpg 13) Don't fall into the "three meals a trap", make sure you have at least 5 main meals everyday. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, Dinner, and Supper. You want to snack in between meals as I mentioned, including while you drive. Just because it's illegal to drink and drive doesn't mean you can't EAT and drive! Use the law's loopholes to your advantage! http://media.gazettextra.com/img/photos/2009/04/30/DoughnutChamp_t200.jpg?63053ce3c12ccdabb07c8a8609241a2395705911 14) Donuts are a fat person's best friend. They are compact, have a hole for easy carrying, and pack some solid calories into a small place. The high sugar content gets your blood sugar up; and when you combine the sugar rush with some coffee, you will be up and humming along while all of your co-workers are still drowsy and cranky. http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news_images/77511.jpg 15) Be careful when you are feeding. It can be easy to get caught up in the moment and end up biting one of your fingers, which can be very painful and even require surgery. In extreme cases, a feeding glutton may even chew off and swallow his own finger without even realizing it. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDoCColcaqosvlsboBAgwdLNU5Vw7-pxCUo5Cox3acgINX_PCxd1xo3kUs7z2D8u7deak74s9AiXERa4l864z3D6LrPt8k0yE9XEEb4v71ic0duCx1iOavIb6dWjawMlM4yi-CJm9dhXc/s400/IZ1s.jpg 16) Learn to play a very small instrument, such as a tiny guitar, or other child-sized instruments. This makes you look bigger, inspiring you to eat more. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcjdyvoVoq6-cdSsqpY8X2sBFnI8SUeGgV_4tzHz4eW2dsQixH5z5WXYlpY5V3HPP6n6rlV3zWD2PHGITHz333rMgJnshZPqeAP2XJ-Yg1YXXI4z-YlAkqEHiXneOJaX_Z9s1mvUrmcy7R/s400/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg 17) Drive an SUV. Sure you waste a few hundred dollars a year on gas, but you make up for it with extra storage space, cup holders, cargo space, places to put things, empty space, and more room. It can be hard to climb the stair to get up, but you can have extra steps installed to make it easier to get up. It's like SUViagra. http://www.poopreport.com/Images/Consumer/Content/Bidet/Images/phess3.jpg 18) Invest in a good portable bidet, which is a must if you are on the road. This helps stimulate your appetite by being clean, although sometimes it can be fun to be dirty instead. The choice is all up to you. http://www.natural-wonder-pets.com/images/NoToothbrush.jpg 19) NEVER brush your teeth! This wears them down, and as gluttons our teeth are already worn down from all that chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, and chewing. The bristles just make them wear down even faster. Instead, apply toothpaste directly to your teeth and swish it around over your teeth, and use mouth wash as well. Mouthwash is also an excellent foot deodorizer, if you mix some with water and put it in a clean bedpan and stick your feet in.
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GOUT
BELLY BOY, GOUT



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EAT!

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EAT!