Should NSA Whistle Blower Edward Snowden Be Pardoned?

Sign the White House petition. 

I'm still trying to sort things out on this but at this point I smell a rat.

1. We have the CIA, the FBI, Interpol, the Department of Homeland Security, the Secret Service and others so why do we need the NSA spying on every single American?

2.  If the NSA program is actually effective in preventing terrorism how did two suspected terrorists pull off the Boston marathon bombing?

3. It has been known and widely reported since 2005 that the NSA has been recording every phone call any Internet activity of every American. Certainly the Muslim terrorist groups were aware of this. This being the case, this spying program has been compromised for the past eight years so what's the point of continuing it?

4. How is this not a blatant violation of the fourth amendment?

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

In America they snarl and say, "I need to see some ID!" Before they beat you.

Nazi Germany They'd Say Papers Please

Ask Fat Bastard: Fat Bastard On Wives

I Fat Bastard have been known to give sage advice and as a result I get asked a lot of questions.

Jim asks: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

Mark asks: What is love? A: The delusion that one woman differs from another. 

Rick asks: What worse than finding out your wife's got cancer? A: Finding out it's curable.

Grant asks: Why do wives like to have sex with the lights off? A: They can't stand to see their husbands have a good time!

Derek asks: Why do wives talk so much? A. Because they have two sets of lips.

Carlo asks: Why did God create lesbians? A: So feminists couldn't breed.

Mike asks: Why did God invent the yeast infection? A: So your wife could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

Jerry asks:  Why do wives fake orgasms ? Because they think husbands care.

Tim asks: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.


Chuck asks: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something your wife does while your fucking her.

Dean asks: What do 3 million abused women do wrong every year? A: They don't fucking listen.

Frank asks: Why do women close their eyes during sex? A: They can't stand to see a man having a good time.

George asks: Why do most men die before their wives? A: They want to!

Gilbert asks: What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? A: Wedding Cake!

Dave asks: Why can't you trust your wife? A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?

Bill asks: What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Glen asks:  Do you know why wives fake orgasm? A: Because husbands fake foreplay.

Paul asks: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? A: It's Braille for "suck here".

BELLY BOY GETTING POLITICAL: The American Caste System/The Belly Plan

Political analyst, glutton extraordinaire, food critic, author of the Belly Report, rap artist, globe trotter, social commentator and Internet reporter Belly Boy opines on the social/sexual changes and the need for a caste system due to the effects of the obesity bloom and growing foodist and gluttony movements.

 

Belly Boy's Skinny Body Double

BELLY BOY SPEAKS and People Listen!

by Belly Boy

 

Boom Shakka Lakka,
OINK OINK OINK
Boom Shakka Lakka,
BOINK BOINK BOINK!
Boom Shakka Lakka,
Move in with Jenna
Boom Shakka Lakka,
She'll make you sing like a tenor
Boom Shakka Lakka,
She's a FFA
BOOM SHAKKA LAKKA
Move in with her today!

I do see your point and every fat guy's point about women with low standards having some serious advantages. First, they don't care how fat you get or about money. They just need someone to provide emotional support and occasionally say insensitive things like "Yo, why don't you wear no tube tops no more?" And then if she wears them a lot you go "Yo, why you wear tube tops all the time? I bet not catch yo' ass cheating on me!"

A woman with high standards will expect you to have a good job, be reasonably fit, not be fat, be emotionally available, munch carpet, take her places, buy her things, etc. NO THANKS!! I ain't no skinny boy, I'm a BELLY BOY and FOOD IS MY JOY.

Promoting Low Standards is Key
 

We need to start figuring out a way to ensure that more skinny women have low standards, otherwise they will continue to breed with skinny guys and potentially breed a master weight class of thinlings that will potentially enslave the fat class or put us in fat internment camps. Us fat folks make awful slaves, but we are highly vulnerable because we are so dependent on food and porn, both regular, extra-skinny, and yes even SSBBW porn. I think that SSBBW porn should mainly be for thin men, and skinny women porn should be reserved for us fat men. This will encourage skinny men to bulk up, and fat women to slim down.

We do need some thinlings for the military, sports, etc, but they need to be placed under fat leadership. In other words, we need SSBHMs and SSBBWs in our elected government positions in order to keep the thinlings in check. As we continue to grow both in size and in numbers, the National Association for the Advancement of Eating Amazing Things (NAAEAT) will become a potent political force, with me as the head. We will advocate for all new Supreme Court Justices to be morbidly obese, and encourage existing ones to bulk up by adding more and better food to the Supreme Court Cafeteria.

A New American Caste System

We will promote a new caste system, defined not by race as in the 18th, 19th, and much of the 20th century, nor by wealth as during the 20th and first part of the 21st century. Instead, we will be based upon Body Mass Index. The fatter you are, the better. However, my plan also leaves open the chance for athletic women who are technically obese but actually aren't fat. These women will make excellent lovers for our fat male population, buoyed by doctor-prescribed steroids. This will increase their libidos, allowing each to service multiple fat men.

We will also allow and encourage non-steroid, non-obese women; however they will not be allowed in any leadership positions. These are for fat men and fat women only. Also steroid women because technically they are considered fat under my regime, but only on a technicality.

Jenna Talia will be able to have her pick of morbidly obese men to choose from. We will also ask her for advice on how to encourage more non-fat women to lust after obese men.

BELLY BOY, GETTING POLITICAL

Animal Planet's Mermaid Hoax

Misinformation is conveyed in many different ways. Propaganda and its dissemination is both an art and a science there is an old saying in the Republican Party that goes,"if you tell a lie long enough and loud enough eventually people will believe it." Lies and propaganda are is old as man himself. These days lies and propaganda had become very sophisticated. Let's take Alex Jones. Alex Jones says a lot of things that simply aren't true and the guy acts like a lunatic while he is saying them but occasionally Alex Jones says something of great importance regarding some sort of conspiracy and often what he says is the truth but nobody's going to believe it because Alex Jones who is seen as a crackpot said it.

Anyone who watched animal planet's show about mermaids viewed it with a healthy dose of skepticism but as the show went on the people involved began to garner more credibility with the viewers and eventually people became more and more convinced that there are indeed mermaids and that the United States Navy was covering up there existence so that they could continue development of a sonar weapon. By the end of the show there were people who were still skeptical and other people who believed that there are indeed mermaids. It all makes sense. Humans do cry salt tears and we are the only mammals we do. Humans can hold their breath longer than any other mammal. Humans didn't evolve from a common ancestor that came from the ocean as all life did but then returned to the ocean. This was the true part. The lies were that PT Barnum had an actual mermaids specimen, mermaids were found washed up on a beach, a mermaid was sighted off the coast of Israel, and mermaids were photographed and videotaped at the basin oil rig.

Here's what you not being told!

Everyone knows that there are a lot of humans waddling around or rolling around who are referred to in the common parlance as land whales. Another common term for chubby men are seals and walruses. Human land whales, seals and walruses are indeed real, we see them every day but what scientist will not tell you is that this is part of the evolutionary process. As you can tell from the picture at the top of this blog human beings are evolving into another species and it is starting with obesity. We are developing thick layers of fat so that we can survive in aquatic environments. We are also becoming immobile in a terrestrial world. The scientific team here at bigger fatter politics has been looking at various ways to defeat gravity or reduce it enough so that fat people could get fatter and still have adequate mobility. Scientists sometimes develop tunnel vision and this is true of our esteemed scientists such as Dr Eaton, Dr. Burger and Dr Grazenheimer. Dr. Grazenheimer has in working on antigravity devices that would allow fatlings to overcome the effects of gravity. While in theory this shows promise for the gravitationally challenged its practical application is decades away. Staring us in the face has been the solution all along, good old-fashioned H2O. Once in water fat people can move just fine. This is not to say that that people can ever become the next Michael Phelps but we all know that when in water we become white as a feather. Because of our thick thick thick layers of fat we are designed to prevent thermal conductivity caused by water. If we jump in a cold pool of water we don't start shivering like a skinny person does but instead we feel cool until we exert ourselves now we get warm and in turn we warm up the water. Mostly however,  our blubber insulates us from the heat robbing effects of cold water. That is the purpose of blubber. It's no mystery as to why fat people can withstand the cold.

Like it or not, the evolutionary process is currently taking place. A lot of things drive the evolutionary process and one of the main drivers of evolution is food. Let's take the giraffe. The giraffe developed a long neck so that he could reach food that other animals could not. Our food is making us fat and in order to survive we can either eat different food or adapt to our growing obesity and seeing as how we are not going to give up the food we love more than life itself we are going to have to adapt and like the aquatic ape, the land whale will once again return to the ocean. We will be at a great advantage as ocean dwelling creatures. Because we have more intelligence than any other creature we will not only survive but we will thrive. For millions of years we will retain our our lungs and we will be mammals much like a walrus or the elephant seal.

I am bringing forth this fact to let you know that what the animal planet network did with its show

about mermaids was a classic attempt at propaganda. To mermaids exist? Who knows? Mermaids could indeed exist but now when someone brings up that possibility your mind is closed because you have been lied to. It is been known for a long time by government scientists that there is a split in the human species and that a certain percentage of humans will remain terrestrial humans and that the majority of humans will become aquatic.

The obesity epidemic bloom is simply the first stage in the next great part of human evolution. This evolution will have far greater effects on the planet than any other in history. There will be billions of fat people living in Earth's oceans and the effect will be surprising. Our collective massive body heat will warm the ocean by nearly 10°F. This means that more and more of the polar ice caps will shrink and more and more landmass will become covered with water making survival for terrestrial humans more difficult. Because global warming will increase 20 or 30 fold by our presence in the water category five hurricanes will be the weak ones and hurricanes will become as powerful as EF five tornadoes. Teresstial humans will become extict or de-evolove.

Present day examples of human de-evolution exist everywhere. Leading Republicans are turning into chimpanzees and Muslims are turning into piles of shit with eyes. Some are already being called Shiites or Shits.

Sunni Muslim males are evolving into gay billy goats.

Private Sector Job Creation Bush vs Obama

The reason that I started bigger fatter politics, bigger fatter blog and naphtha is because I'm a stickler for the truth. Most liberals and progressives hold the truth three sacred.

The filthy lying Republicans in Congress and in the media lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and when they're not lying they are distorting and misleading. One thing that these con bastards hate is the truth and another thing these treasonous con bastards hate are the facts that lead to the truth. So without further ado I'm going to present some indisputable, irrefutable and immutable facts and if you cons don't like it that I suggest that you cut your own lying throats somebody else is in have to do it.

True or False: Pres. Obama created more private sector jobs than President George W. Bush

Question for CONS: When did the most government job growth occur? A. During the Obama administration B. During the Clinton administration C. during the George HW Bush administration C. during the George W. Bush administration

A question for cons: when were the most private-sector jobs created? A. during the Bush administration. B. during the Obama administration

Who sucks more dick? A. Former Republican senator Larry Craig  B. Far right Christian evangelist Ted Haggard

Since Obama took office how many jobs as the economy gained? A. The economy actually lost jobs B. the economy gained 1 million jobs C. The economy gained 6.8 million private sector jobs D. The economy gained less than 1 million jobs

Question for cons: Who drinks more Mitch McConnell at a quart of semen a day or John Boener at 2 gallons of vodka per week?