Wow -- the Eyewear Industry Is an Incredible Ripoff, But There Are ...
www.alternet.org/story/148024/Aug 30, 2010 - What makes glasses so expensive? Oblong plastic lenses? Plastic and metal frames? We're getting screwed.The prescription eyeglasses rip off - RationalSkepticism.org
www.rationalskepticism.org/.../the-prescription-eyeglasses-rip-off-t3927...May 10, 2013 - 20 posts - 7 authorsUnreal - Apple can make an iPod to sell at $200 with serious tech and these idiots want $120 for a bit of plastic and metal before the damn lens.6 Reasons Why Designer Sunglasses Are A Rip-Off – Consumerist
consumerist.com/.../6-reasons-why-designer-sunglasses-are-a-rip...6 Reasons Why Designer Sunglasses Are A Rip-Off. By Chris Morran July 15, 2010. dimeshades. (frankieleon). I don't know about you, but when I go out in the... Eyeglasses: Exposing the Rip-Off! - Yahoo Voices - voices.yahoo.com
voices.yahoo.com/eyeglasses-exposing-rip-off-2755053.htmlFeb 26, 2009 - Eyeglasses are a modern marvel but also a modern rip-off. Here's How.Eye Glasses are a Rip-off | - Comments on
www.moneysavingsmarts.com/eye-glasses-are-a-rip-off/Dec 26, 2012 - By Peter Huckleberry. I was watching 60 Minutes last month and saw a piece on how the eye glasses market is controlled by one Italian ...from 3mew >> "Eyeglasses Stores are for Suckers" | GlassyEyes
glassyeyes.blogspot.com/2006/.../from-3mew-eyeglasses-stores-are-for.h...Nov 10, 2006 - I've been wearing glasses since junior high, and the prices have gotten ...... Eyeglass frames have been a rip off for years because you didnt ...Wow -- the Eyewear Industry Is an Incredible Ripoff, But There Are ...
www.democraticunderground.com › DiscussSep 1, 2010 - 26 posts - 23 authorsWow -- the Eyewear Industry Is an Incredible Ripoff, But There Are Alternatives. ... Imagine life without your glasses for a year, a week, an hour.Ripoff Report | eyeglass world directory of Complaints & Reviews
www.ripoffreport.com/directory/eyeglass-world.aspxRipoff Report | eyeglass world directory of 56 Complaints & Reviews: Eyeglass World Bait and Switch pricing from the advertising Grandville Michigan.Ripoff Report | Glasses USA Complaint Review New York, New ...
www.ripoffreport.com/.../glasses.../glasses-usa-customer-service-represen...Apr 14, 2013 - Glasses USA Complaint Review: Glasses USA Customer Service Represenatives Liars Liars New York, New Jersey.BBC Rip-Off Britain: Jamie Murray Wells - Glasses Direct
www.glassesdirect.co.uk/blog/.../bbc-rip-off-britain-jamie-murray-wells/Dec 13, 2010 - Should you buy your glasses on the high street or online? That's what was being asked in today's Rip-Off Britain when Jennie Bond, Angela ...
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Sunday, December 15, 2013
Eye Glasses Are a Ripoff
I, Fat Bastardo, have been giving it to you straight for years and while I am an expert on many things and the pontiff on all things fat I am deferring to some expert consumer advocates that have exposed the crooks in the eyeglasses industry. Here are a bunch or articles about how to avoid getting ripped off when you buy prescription eye wear. Click the links below and decide for yourself if the eyeglass industry is a big fucking ripoff corporate gangster run rip off machine.
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Friday, December 13, 2013
Cheffa Claus
YO YO YO it's CHEFFA CLAUS! |
The Chef |
That crazy White Fox News ho Megan Kelly be tellin folks that Santa Claus is white and an that may be true but the fact remains that Santa Clause ain't got nothin to do with Christmas. Christmas is about the birth of the Baby Jesus who was not White. That ho Megan Kelly has been trying to say that Jesus was white.
Hey Megan, the Chef ain't sayin that he would not like to make sweet love to you as only the Chef, a proud man of color and a colorful man can do but damn girl Jesus was not a white man.
Let the White folks have there Santa Clause because we Black folks got Jesus.
Fat Bastardo asked me, The Chef to pontificate of this whole Black Jesus White Jesus Black Santa White Santa debate and the Chef has come up with a solution to the whole mess. The Chef would like to introduce Cheffa Claus. As we all know, Christmas is about feastin, drinkin, makin sweet love and smokin of the sticky green (for medicinal purposes only). Us Black folks are experts at cookin, feastin, drinkin makin sweet love and enjoyin the sticky green. Cheffa Claus is the embodiment of the spirit of Christmas that don't get enough attention and that's the eatin, the drinkin, the makin sweet love and the smokin of the sticky green. For that reason I, The Chef along with the advice and encouragement of my other main man Fat Bastardo am bringing you fine folks Cheffa Claus.
As to you Miss Kelly, The Chef like watchin you on the Fox News. The Chef ain't sayin he listens to your ignorant mouth but he would like to shove his big black licorice stick of man meat into your pretty mouth if it would fit and then he'd make sweet love to you the way only a proud man of color can fuck the racist shit out of you.
As you all can plainly see, a lot of brothas would love to lay the dick to this hot & sexy snow queen.
Thursday, December 12, 2013
2013 NAAFA Convention
...And what do we see?
Here we see 9 gorgeous girl gluttons, 3 skinny guys and one BHM!
Three meaty mamas and no fat men.
Here we see two horny hippos and NO fat men!
Here we have 3 mega mamas mugging for the camera
Here we see 9 pugnacious porkers, 2 skinny brothas and 1 BHM who probably didn't get laid!
Here we see two big butted bimbos and NO fat men!
Here we see 5 meat faced mamas and NO fat men.
Here we see three scooter nymphs and NO fat men.
Here we have four floating floosies flaunting flab and NO fat man.
Here we have 5 hungry hoggers and NO fat men.
Here we have four feisty landwhales and NO fat men!
I think you get the point. NAAFA has no use for us fat guys. You can do an image search for every Convention and you will find herd of fat girls. A fair number of fat admirers who came to pork some fat girls and nest to no fat men. SHAME ON YOU NAAFA!
Some men develop wretchaphobia when they see a lot of fat girls. As an antidote here I will present some pictures of hot skinny chicks.
Here we see 9 gorgeous girl gluttons, 3 skinny guys and one BHM!
Three meaty mamas and no fat men.
Here we see two horny hippos and NO fat men!
Here we see 9 pugnacious porkers, 2 skinny brothas and 1 BHM who probably didn't get laid!
Here we see two big butted bimbos and NO fat men!
Here we see 5 meat faced mamas and NO fat men.
Here we see three scooter nymphs and NO fat men.
Here we have four floating floosies flaunting flab and NO fat man.
Here we have 5 hungry hoggers and NO fat men.
I think you get the point. NAAFA has no use for us fat guys. You can do an image search for every Convention and you will find herd of fat girls. A fair number of fat admirers who came to pork some fat girls and nest to no fat men. SHAME ON YOU NAAFA!
Some men develop wretchaphobia when they see a lot of fat girls. As an antidote here I will present some pictures of hot skinny chicks.
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
CEO Pay vs Worker Pay
The average worker makes $62.16 a day for an 8 hour day while the Average CEO make $77,096.00 for an 8 hour day's work.
Keep in mind that there are people in upper management also making obscene amounts of money.
Read more here about how the criminal elite fucks the average worker.
The average household income in the US is about $45,000 per year. Keep in mind that in most households there are two incomes.
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
The Pope Haters
The vile harlot Sarah Palin hates the pope. She calls him too liberal. Rand Paul, one of the biggest shit talkers in Washington, when he's not talking shit about everyone from Obama to Chris Christie he's talking shit about Pope Francis.
The biggest shit talker is racist, liar pedophile and junkie and de facto leader of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh opines or should I a porcines and oinks "Has someone gotten to the pope?" Yes, actually. The teachings of Jesus Christ apparently have.
Fox News shit talker Stuart Varney is also shit talking the pope in typical selfish greedy criminal elite fashion. "I go to church to save my soul. It's got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he want to influence my vote."
Of course Stuart Varney is a liar and prevaricator. You can't work for Fox News if you are not a liar and a prevaricator. Like the greedy selfish vulture capitalist pig he is, he goes to church for a totally selfish reason e.g. saving his chartered soul. I hate to break it to you Stu but you work for Fox News and therefore you either have no soul or your soul is not salvageable.
How can anyone be so wrong and dishonest in just a few sentences?
First of all Stu, capitalism is NOT a political system but I would not expect you to know that since you are a Fox News whore. Capitalism is an economic system. Secondly Stu, Pope Francis is not an anti capitalist. He called for compassionate capitalism and so just because compassionate conservatism is an oxymoron it doesn't mean that capitalism cannot be fair and balanced unlike Fox News.
I would suggest Stu that you familiarize yourself with Presidents William Howard Taft and Teddy Roosevelt and you might learn what compassionate capitalism actually it. You may even learn the difference between and economic system and governance but I doubt it.
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The biggest shit talker is racist, liar pedophile and junkie and de facto leader of the GOP, Rush Limbaugh opines or should I a porcines and oinks "Has someone gotten to the pope?" Yes, actually. The teachings of Jesus Christ apparently have.
Fox News shit talker Stuart Varney is also shit talking the pope in typical selfish greedy criminal elite fashion. "I go to church to save my soul. It's got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he want to influence my vote."
Of course Stuart Varney is a liar and prevaricator. You can't work for Fox News if you are not a liar and a prevaricator. Like the greedy selfish vulture capitalist pig he is, he goes to church for a totally selfish reason e.g. saving his chartered soul. I hate to break it to you Stu but you work for Fox News and therefore you either have no soul or your soul is not salvageable.
How can anyone be so wrong and dishonest in just a few sentences?
First of all Stu, capitalism is NOT a political system but I would not expect you to know that since you are a Fox News whore. Capitalism is an economic system. Secondly Stu, Pope Francis is not an anti capitalist. He called for compassionate capitalism and so just because compassionate conservatism is an oxymoron it doesn't mean that capitalism cannot be fair and balanced unlike Fox News.
I would suggest Stu that you familiarize yourself with Presidents William Howard Taft and Teddy Roosevelt and you might learn what compassionate capitalism actually it. You may even learn the difference between and economic system and governance but I doubt it.
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I think he wants to influence my politics.”One wonders what will happen though if Pope Francis goes beyond his remarks thus far, although passages such as this one in his Evangelii Gadium, or Joy of the Gospel, will continue to ruffle feathers.
- See more at: http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.FgNSioGg.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.SIr1bosq.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.SIr1bosq.dpuf
“I
go to church to save my soul. It’s got nothing to do with my vote. Pope
Francis has linked the two. He has offered direct criticism of a
specific political system. He has characterized negatively that system. I
think he wants to influence my politics.” - See more at:
http://crooksandliars.com/scarce/stuart-varney-admonishes-pope-francis#sthash.SIr1bosq.dpuf
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
Fat Bastardo's 12 Days of Christmas
Fat Bastard's Fat Friendly 12 13 Days of Christmas For Fatlings & Gluttons
$easons Greedings From Bigger Fatter Politics
Keeping with holiday tradition I, Fat Bastard would like to present to our readers my fat friendly version of the
The Twelve Days of Christmas
By Fat Bastard
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear sauce.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French ticklers,
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries and French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce
.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jr's,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate Bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine fat lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten chefs a-chefin,
Nine Lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten Chefs a-cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jr,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!
On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Thirteen pigs a-OINKING,
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers and pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!
Now that you are drooling over all the food, sluts and fat lezzies see more holiday food, recipes and hot fat sluts and lezzies HERE!
Fat Bastard and Proud FA wishing you a Merry XXX-Mas and a Happy New Year!
Ooops! I almost forgot Thinnete and her HOT cousin Skinny Linny
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