Wednesday, April 2, 2014

For Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear. The Higgs Boson Blues

My favorite science commentator is Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear and not just he's fat. Dr Bear is a master of the "fat' sciences and the fattest science is astronomy/astro physics. Along with other greats like Carl Sagan and Bill Nye the Science Guy, Dr Bear is not only an ambassador for science,  logic and reason he is also a great educator.



I, Fat Bastardo, dedicate The Higgs Boson Blues by Nick Cave to the Big Fat Heretic on YouTube, Dr "Gerald" Teddy Bear. 

This is Fat Bastardo reminding you that if life sucks and then you die just make sure life is sucking your dick.

Visit and follow Dr Bear's blog the BIG FAT Heretic and watch as he kicks the shit out of the fundagelical right wing punks and bullies and various other Rethuglican child molesters and thieves.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Same Shit Different Assholes


Every fuck wad in the Congress and Senate is owned by the criminal elite.


Meet the new boss/errand boy; same as the old boss/errand boy!

Glenn Beck Getting Sued

Professional American liar, traitor, nut job and cry baby Glenn Beck is being sued for telling lies about Abdulrahman Alharbi a Saudi student who was injured at the Boston Marathon bombing. Abdulrahman Alharbi was thoroughly investigated by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies and he was cleared of any wrong doing. Perhaps now, this unmanly professional liar Glenn Beck will be brought to justice. 
Beck is a known liar. A simple fact check of his statements bare this out. Had Abdulrahman Alharbi been associated with any terrorist group there would be a fatwa issued on Glenn Beck and his fat head would be kicked down the street. 
Abdulrahman Alharbi Boston Marathon Victim and Victim of Glenn Beck's Lies

This young student should be awarded every penny of Glenn Beck's money and serial Beck should be banned from the airways. Beck's lies can put this young man is grave danger. Beck's listeners are blood thirsty and fucking insane. Abdulrahman Alharbi  has continued to receive death threats and hate mail to the degree that he has not moved back to his house or resumed his normal life.

Saudi Man Investigated After Marathon Bombings Sues Glenn Beck for Defamation, Slander

BOSTON (AP) — A Saudi Arabian man injured in the Boston Marathon bombings has filed a defamation lawsuit against Glenn Beck, accusing the conservative commentator of saying on the air that the plaintiff was "the money man" behind the attack.
In the federal lawsuit filed Friday in Boston, Abdulrahman Alharbi says his reputation was "substantially and severely damaged" as a result of Beck's statements tying him to the bombings.
The 20-year-old Alharbi, who attends college in the Boston area, says in his lawsuit that he was injured in the bombings and was questioned by authorities who searched his apartment before determining he had no connection to the attack.
His lawsuit seeks a jury trial and unspecified damages.
Beck's agent didn't immediately respond to a phone call Tuesday seeking comment on the lawsuit.


Expats: Americans Leaving the US in Droves

The list below is of the main countries hosting American populations. Those shown first with exact counts are enumerations of Americans who have immigrated to those countries and are legally resident there, and does not necessarily include temporary expatriates (the number of Americans resident in Mexico, for example, is believed to be well over one million). In all other cases, starting with Israel, the figures are estimates of part-time US resident Americans and expatriates alike.

As of 2009, there are over 6 million non-military U.S. citizens living abroad., an increase from the 4 million estimated in 1999.

Keep in mind that these numbers are not the latest so the actual numbers of Americans getting the fuck out of this corporate gangland trash polluted heap is continuing to grow. 


  1.  Mexico - 738,203 (2010)
  2.  Canada - 311,215 (2011)
  3.  United Kingdom - 158,434 (2001)
  4.  Germany - 101,643 (2011)
  5.  France - 100,619 (2008)
  6.  Brazil - 98,000 up to 350,000 (See also Confederados, descendants of post-war Confederate settlers in Brazil)
  7.  Japan - 88,000 (2011)
  8.  Australia - 83,996 (2010)
  9.  China - 71,493 (2010, Mainland China only)
  10.  New Zealand - 17,748 (2006)
  11.  Sweden - 16,555 (2009)
  12.  Netherlands - 14,100 (2000)
  13.  Ireland - 12,475 (2006)
  14.  Denmark - 8,651 (2012)
  15.  Norway - 8,013 (2012)
  16.  Portugal - 2,228 (2008)
  17. Israel Israel - 185,000
  18.  Italy - 170,000 to 200,000
  19.  Philippines - over 300,000
  20.  Spain - 63,362
  21.  Dominican Republic - 82,000
  22.  South Korea - 67,000
  23.  Colombia - 60,000 [26]
  24.  Hong Kong - 60,000[17]
  25.  Costa Rica - 9,128[27] to 50,000[28]
  26.  Republic of China (Taiwan) - 38,000
  27.  Belgium - 36,000[citation needed]
  28.  Saudi Arabia - 36,000[citation needed]
  29.   Switzerland - 32,000[citation needed]
  30.  Poland - 31,000 to 60,000[citation needed]
  31.  Lebanon - 25,000[29]
  32.  Panama - 25,000[30]
  33.  Austria 15,000[citation needed]
  34.  Hungary - 15,000[citation needed]
  35.  Singapore - 15,000 [17]
  36.  Russia - at least 2,008[31] up to 6,200[32]
  37.  Argentina - 10,552[citation needed]
  38.  Malaysia - 8,000[17]
  39.  Pakistan - 5,000[citation needed]
  40.  Syria - n/a (in the 1975 Encyclopædia Britannica, 2.5% of Syrians reportedly have dual U.S.-Syrian citizenship)[citation needed]
  41.  Chile - 10,000[citation needed]
  42.  India - n/a est. 10,000 to 15,000 [33]
  43.  Uruguay - 3,000[34]

Monday, March 31, 2014

Fat Bastardo's Wisdom and Quotes


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I, Fat Bastardo get a lot of questions on many subjects. This is because it is generally understood that most fat men are wise. Not only am I, Fat Bastardo the voice of fat acceptance I am also a soothsayer.

Be nice to fat people... we have enough on our plates. - Fat Bastardo -

Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.  - Fat Bastardo -

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long for fat people.  - Fat Bastardo -

Hey Fat Bastardo, why do fatties like Twitter? Because the hash tag look's like a waffle. - Fat Bastardo -

I hate people who are mean to fat people. They have feelings to you know. Like hunger and insecurity.  - Fat Bastardo -

88 is like 69. But with fat people.  - Fat Bastardo -

I was told the other day that "It takes 43 muscles to frown but just 17 to smile. No surprise then that fat men are jolly.   - Fat Bastardo -

Hey Fat Bastardo, what is the only thing keeping fat people from jenny craig? The door   - Fat Bastardo -


Sunday, March 30, 2014

Open Letter to Senator John Barrasso

While I was debunking lies about Obama cooking the book regarding Obamacare I ran across this open letter to scumbag Republican Senator and closet rump ranger John Barrasso. I am posting it in its entirety.

Barrasso is double scumbag not only is he a Republican lying sack of shit closet dick sucker he is also a lying sack of shit Republican sucker of corporate medicine's collective cock.

Is Obama cooking the book? I don't know. Does Barrasso have any proof to back up his claims? NO!



Senator John Barrasso, Wyoming
John Barrasso or John Bare Asshole?
Dear Wyoming Senator Dr.
I just watched you on CNN’s State of the Union this morning. I want you to know that you just lied. I am a Wyoming citizen, one of those that you said doesn't want the Affordable Care Act, and you lied. I want it. Very much so. My cousin, also a Wyoming citizen, is now covered under his parent’s plan as a student at UW because the ACA extended the age requirement for children to 26. My mother, father, aunts, grandparents and cousins are all insured because they cannot be disregarded because of a pre-existing condition.
You said that Medicaid patients aren't being seen because doctors don’t get reimbursed. Also a lie, they do get reimbursed. Shame on you for spreading that rumor. I am a very ill woman whose blue-collar husband works his butt off and, still, the only insurance option I have is Medicaid. The doctors here in Wyoming believe your lies. They believe that they won’t get paid and that they shouldn't have to accept me. My husband has to miss full days of work to make sure I can see the doctors I need to stay alive, to avoid blindness and to maintain a semblance of quality of life.

You lied. You said that people travel over state lines for care because of the Affordable Care Act. That is so very untrue sir. My family travels over state lines because you lie to our doctors and make them feel just in their prejudice against my poverty. I am forced to go to Colorado because there, the doctors know that Medicaid is profitable for them, and they treat me with Wyoming’s Medicaid dollars just fine. They get paid, they have fine offices with nice decor, well vacationed doctors and nurses with nice homes.
You should know that this Wyoming citizen, at least, sits in tears wondering what your Hippocratic oath meant to you this morning. Your lies, your policies and your politics literally make me sick – and I think that you know that this is the result for poor people in your state. What kind of doctor are you? What kind of Representative are you? I’ll tell you what kind – a disgraceful lying kind. You must profit greatly from your behavior, I have no idea how else you might justify it.

He's a doctor and a Republican so therefore he can justify killing and maiming and neglecting people in order to make obscene profits. Barrasso is of the same evil ilk as Republican doctors Rand Paul, Tom Price and Tom Coburn. To put it into the common parlance he's a piece of shit aka a Republican.   
Barrasso is heavily invested in health care companies and his known net worth is $5.7 million.
Barrasso is probably a closet homosexual.  <-------- Click Here



Saturday, March 29, 2014

Marilyn Monroe's Weight and Measurements

COVID 19 Statistics

United States cases
Updated May 16 at 2:40 PM local
Confirmed
1,473,415
+13,256
Deaths
88,237
+1,019
Recovered
260,146
+5,159


Coronavirus (COVID-19) statistics

United States cases
Updated May 16 at 7:50 PM local
Confirmed
1,496,632
+24,206
Deaths
89,404
+1,260
Recovered
272,386
+13,348
From May 16 2:40 pm  to May 16 7:50 pm 1167 Americans have died from COVID-19. That is over 1000 people every 5 hours who have died from COVID-19. That's over 5000 Americans per day who are killed by COVID-19!

United States cases
Updated Sep 13 at 12:23 AM local
Confirmed
6,572,668
+44,253
Deaths
196,546
+757
Recovered
3,555,677
+20,388

Sorry Trump and sorry MAGAts, COVID 19 is not a hoax so shut your filthy lie holes!

Jealous angry fat girls in deep denial are trying to say that Marlyn Monroe was fat as they refer to themselves as "curvy".  Fat girls can be so pathetic that is it laughable! They lie almost as much as Trump.

According to measurements from Marilyn Monroe's dressmaker:
Height: 5 feet, 5½ inches That makes her BMI 19.3 - 18.8
Weight: 118 pounds (That's her highest weight)
Bust: 35-37 inches
Waist: 22-23 inches
Hips: 35-36 inches
Bra size: 36D



The fat girls like to lie and say that Marilyn Monroe was fat. That's a bunch of total fucking BULLSHIT!

There is no way Marylin Monroe was a size 12 - 16

Fat girls lie, cry, deny and eat pie.

So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around from which to obtain accurate measurements.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs. With a 22" waist slacks for Miss Monroe would be smaller than a size 0. Take that you jealous fat girls.



As to what size Marilyn Monroe would be in women’s sizes today, that’s not an easy thing to answer due to the differing sizes from brand to brand, country to country, and the fact that her extreme hour glass shape would have made it difficult for her to find the perfect size while clothes shopping.



Lucky for her, she could afford to have her clothing custom made, which she usually did.
As a direct example of her size, the white dress she wore in The Seven Year Itch was recently auctioned off and was put on a mannequin that was a size 2, but they were still unable to zip up the dress as the mannequin was too big.  Many of her other dresses that exist from throughout her career match up to about the same, give or take an inch or two.  That being said, Marilyn Monroe at times would have her dresses so tight they’d have to be sewn onto her, so something more comfortable in a size 4-ish (American) and something like an 8 in the U.K. is probably more accurate with most brands, though it should be noted that a 22 inch waist in many popular American jean sizes today would be below a 0.  So, again, the exact size is difficult to nail down thanks to the non-standardized sizing system we have today.

Looky Looky COLLAR BONES!

If you’re curious as to how that compares to modern contemporary fashion models, according to BluFire Model Registry, models are generally in the vicinity of a 34 bust; 24 waist; and 34 hips, which is very close to Monroe’s measurements of 35-22-35.

They list the average model today at 5 ft. 8 inches, to Monroe’s 5 ft 5.5 inches.   Elizabeth Hurley, who in the above quote called Marilyn Monroe “fat”, actually has around the same dimensions: 34-24-34, though is about 5 inches taller than Monroe was.

If anyone can look at Elizabeth Hurley and call her anorexic then they must be a delusional, jealous and lying fat girl.

There is no way no how that Ms Hurley is underweight and no what that Marilyn Monroe was fat!



So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.
As to what size Marilyn Monroe would be in women’s sizes today, that’s not an easy thing to answer due to the differing sizes from brand to brand, country to country, and the fact that her extreme hour glass shape would have made it difficult for her to find the perfect size while clothes shopping.  Lucky for her, she could afford to have her clothing custom made, which she usually did.
As a direct example of her size, the white dress she wore in The Seven Year Itch was recently auctioned off and was put on a mannequin that was a size 2, but they were still unable to zip up the dress as the mannequin was too big.  Many of her other dresses that exist from throughout her career match up to about the same, give or take an inch or two.  That being said, Marilyn Monroe at times would have her dresses so tight they’d have to be sown onto her, so something more comfortable in a size 4-ish (American) and something like an 8 in the U.K. is probably more accurate with most brands, though it should be noted that a 22 inch waist in many popular American jean sizes today would be below a 0.  So, again, the exact size is difficult to nail down thanks to the non-standardized sizing system we have today.
If you’re curious as to how that compares to modern contemporary fashion models, according to BluFire Model Registry, models are generally in the vicinity of a 34 bust; 24 waist; and 34 hips, which is very close to Monroe’s measurements of 35-22-35.  They list the average model  today at 5 ft. 8 inches, to Monroe’s 5 ft 5.5 inches.   Elizabeth Hurley, who in the above quote called Marilyn Monroe “fat”, actually has around the same dimensions: 34-24-34, though is about 5 inches taller than Monroe was.

Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99
 So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35-inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120
lbs.
As to what size Marilyn Monroe would be in women’s sizes today, that’s not an easy thing to answer due to the differing sizes from brand to brand, country to country, and the fact that her extreme hour glass shape would have made it difficult for her to find the perfect size while clothes shopping.  Lucky for her, she could afford to have her clothing custom made, which she usually did.
As a direct example of her size, the white dress she wore in The Seven Year Itch was recently auctioned off and was put on a mannequin that was a size 2, but they were still unable to zip up the dress as the mannequin was too big.  Many of her other dresses that exist from throughout her career match up to about the same, give or take an inch or two.  That being said, Marilyn Monroe at times would have her dresses so tight they’d have to be sown onto her, so something more comfortable in a size 4-ish (American) and something like an 8 in the U.K. is probably more accurate with most brands, though it should be noted that a 22 inch waist in many popular American jean sizes today would be below a 0.  So, again, the exact size is difficult to nail down thanks to the non-standardized sizing system we have today.

Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99


Marilyn Monroe was Not Even Close to a Size 12-16

Daven Hiskey April 17, 2012 85
Myth: Marilyn Monroe was a size 12-16.
From Roseanne Barr stating, “I’m more sexy than Pamela Lee or whoever else they’ve got out there these days. Marilyn Monroe was a size 16. That says it all”, to Elizabeth Hurley stating,  “I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat…I went to see her clothes in the exhibition, and I wanted to take a tape measure and measure what her hips were. She was very big”, you’ll often hear people saying Marilyn Monroe was around the same size as the average American woman today (12-16).  In fact, nothing could be further from the truth, at least by today’s sizing systems.
How this myth got started isn’t exactly known.  One possible contributing factor to this myth was Marilyn Monroe’s atypical extreme hour glass shape.  More directly, it probably partially stems from the fact that women’s sizes today are not at all equivalent to women’s sizes in the 1950s. In the 1980s, in order to accommodate people’s vanity and ever expanding girth, the U.S. Department of Commerce got rid of the uniform sizing system and instead allowed for more ego stroking sizes.  As a result of this, today, a size 8 would have been roughly equivalent to a size 16-18 in the 1950s, obviously though this varies a shocking amount from brand to brand.
So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.

Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99
So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.
Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99
So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.
Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99
So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.
Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99
So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.
Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99

So what size was Marilyn Monroe actually?  Luckily, many of her dresses, carefully preserved, are still around to measure off of.  Further, one of her dress makers also chimed in with exact measurements he took.  Those measurements were 5 ft. 5.5 inches tall; 35 inch bust; 22 inch waist (approximately 2-3 inches less than the average American woman in the 1950s and 12 inches less than average today); and 35 inch hips, with a bra size of 36D.  Her weight fluctuated a bit through her career, usually rising in times of depression and falling back to her normal thereafter, but her dressmaker listed her as 118 pounds and the Hollywood studios tended to list her between 115-120 lbs.
Read more at http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/04/marilyn-monroe-was-not-even-close-to-a-size-12-16/#36mH7mRCD4Y5Q0mc.99




Marilyn Monroe: 
Height: 5 feet 5½ inchesBust: 35-37 inches
Waist: 22-23 inches
Hips: 35-36 inches
Bra size: 36D

Fat girls need to STFU and stop trying to make themselves feel better by lying about Marilyn Monroe! Marilyn Monroe's body was NORMAL and you fat bitches need to stop reinventing history and take your false narrative and shove it up your great big giant stinky asses. OINK!

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