Thursday, March 14, 2013

Don't Drink Diet Soda

No self respecting glutton will drink diet soda simply because soda made with sugar tastes a lot better but not only that, it's a lot better for you! Personally, I prefer Jones soda or Jolt Cola because they are made with pure cane sugar and pure cane sugar taste much better than high fructose corn syrup and there are some people who will tell you that cane sugar is healthier than high fructose corn syrup. There is no good reason to drink diet soda but if you insist on drinking diet soda avoid drinking diet drinks that contain aspartame a.k.a. NutraSweet. This stuff is poison. This is nothing new. Any self respecting glutton will tell you that diet foods suck but some suck more than others and the worst of the worst are foods that contain aspartame.

When I go to McDonald's or some other glorious fast food restaurant I often see BBWs buying the usual glorious glutton fair but too often I see them washing down that double cheeseburger and fries with a Diet Coke. We all know a lot of fat girls really don't want to be fat so they think that he diet drink will somehow counteract the calories in the double and triple cheeseburgers, french fries and desert. If you're going to insist on drinking diet soda at least avoid the ones that contain aspartame.

When it comes to soft drinks I, fat bastard him of gourmandizing gluttonous gourmet. I prefer Jones soda and the old standby Yoohoo. I have even been known to procure some Fox's Sure Bet chocolate syrup and make myself a New York City style egg cream. You won't catch me drinking any form of diet soda.

You're probably asking,."Okay fat bastard I understand the fat gluttony part but where's the political part?" If you watch the following videos by fat boy Alex Jones and others the answer to that part of your question will become abundantly clear. If you're too lazy to click and watch the video here's the Reader's Digest version. Aspartame will make you sick. It can cause cancer and it can affect your brain and a very adverse way. Aspartame is also an addictive substance. G.D. Searle the company that made aspartame knew that it was a dangerous substance and they lied to the FDA to get it approved. The main scumbag who got aspartame approved was war criminal Donald Rumsfeld. Maybe now you will take your chubby little finger and click on to the videos. In the meantime throwout all your diet soda and replace it with soda made with real sugar.

1 comment:

  1. Well if you ask me, I don't give a second thought about buying diet coke. It doesn't matter to me what it tastes like. I like normal soft drink though, but if it comes to health I rather choose not to drink any cold drink but live on tea, coffee and fruit juice.

    Nice article by the way. I liked reading it till the end.

    Finn Felton
    Kopi Luwak


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