Your're So Bain

You walked onto the convention stage like you were walking onto a yacht
Moving with such arrogance
Like a pampered rich kid snot.


 
You had one eye in the camera as you watched yourself go by
And giving a wink to your evil Bain partners EVIL Bain partners ...and

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you didn't pay and taxes
Did you? Did You?

You talked like a liberal not so long ago to become governor of a state.
And even then you probably paid
A zero percent tax rate.
But you have even less than zero percent of your father's integrity.



You have accounts in the Cayman islands
The Cayman Islands
 
John McCain knew you never paid your taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you don't pay any taxes

Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?



You tell more lies than even Newt Gingrich
Even Newt Gingrich!

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so Bain, I'll bet you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You?




Well I hear you went  on vacation with your dog on the roof of the car
For 11 hours he crapped his fur
Because the trip was really far
Well you're lying all the time
When you're not you're with some cheat or a corporate gangster
Corporate and...

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
John McCain, knows you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
You're so vain, you probably never paid any taxes taxes



You lie about nearly everything like most Republicans do
But even by their low standards that's a lot of lying too
You'll step up on the podium and run your lying mouth
hoping  those lemmings would buy all your bullshit Would buy all your bullshit

You're so Bain, you probably never paid any taxes
John McCain, knows you don't pay any taxes
Don't you? Don't You? Don't you?




Let's add some even more perspective here.  Barack Obama who is not filthy rich released  8 years of taxes. George W. Bush and father George H.W. Bush released  10 and 14 years respectively. Bill Clinton released 12 years. Here's the coup de grâce. Mitt's father released 12 years worth of tax returns the same as President Bill Clinton.

Mitt Romney: 10 Pounds of Lies in a 5 Pound Bag!

Romney video lies are all over You Tube. Romney the liar, is caught lying again and again. I urge you to look for more and more videos of Romney lying are share them with everyone. Spread them all over the net.

Here Romney the Liar is lying about spending and Cenk Uygur from the Young Turks gives the criminal son of a bitch a fact enema.

Mitt Romney is a total fucking liar. That's not a surprise because blue collar criminals are liars.

Liar Paul "Ayn Rand" Ryan Blame Obama For A GM Plant Closing

I guess that Newt Gingrich wasn't a big enough liar for Romney so he chose Paul Ryan for VP. Paul Ryan, atheist Ayn Rand's biggest fan does not know the difference between 2008 and George W Bush and 2009 and President Obama.

Paul Ryan, like Romney is a bald faced liar. Read more about Paul Ryan's lies by clicking on ROMNEY THE LIAR

Paul Ryan Romney's Lying Sidekick

We all know that even by Republican standards Mitt Romney is a total lying criminal sack of shit. I don't know if Paul Ryan is a criminal of Romney's pedigree but he sure is a liar like Romney.  Paul Ryan lied when he said he would take no stimulus money for his district. 



From Romney the Liar "....And it looks like his running mate is no different. Paul Ryan has stated that because of his strong opposition to President Obama's stimulus program in 2009, that he requested NO funds for his district from the program." 

Well, take a look at this:

Bigger Fatter Politics Continues to Kick ASS!

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Geting the Super Super Morbidly Obese aka manopotomus to the Polls: Is it safe?

		Manopotomus
	A morbidly obese gargantuan, barely discernable as a member of the human species; closely related to the water dwelling beast indigenous to the African continent, but with the power of speech, and a penchant for processed foods, bad hygiene and Yoo-hoo as opposed to melons and leafy greens. Will kill unwitting individuals who impede access to foods, compete for desired foods, or appear to be foods themselves.     Male or female, they are often seen terrorizing supermarkets in electric 'opotomus' carts, as their legs are unable to support their near liquid, oozing, and corpulent girth. They are known to plunder the chip aisle and consume fried dough, pork rinds, and patronize chain buffets, where it is common to discover they are ‘platinum feast members’.      Fat kids are cute! Glutton Mike Huckabee and His Fat Family   These creatures also procreate at an alarming rate, and are oft seen towing their bloated progeny in the quest for saturated fat, salt, and high calorie food substitutes at state fairs and other festive venues to include tractor pulls and professional wrestling events. Although easily recognizable by sheer size, other tell tale signs are inability to ambulate due to weight, soiled t-shirts and sweat pants, children sporting sticky non-specific and nebulous substances about face and mouth. In rare cases, manopotomus may be able to detach lower mandible in order to consume entire cakes or other large pastries in a single bite and in the absence of liquid facilitation in a manner akin to many reptiles.   I have grave concerns about bringing super super morbidly obese people to the polls. Due to the long lines they will undoubtedly have severe hunger attacks and the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.     The manopotomus can be a very very aggressive especially when hungry. I urge super sized fatlings to request an absentee ballot and to vote early and vote often.   We fatlings demand fat friendly voting!

Paul Ryan: Flipper Meet Flopper

Romney needed someone who would abandon his phony core so he picked Paul Ryan. Romney the liar could not pick any of his primary opponents because they all caught him in his lies and flip flops so he picked another flip flopper to be his lying side kick.

The truth about Paul Ryan is this: Paul Ryan is a borrow and spend Republican. Paul Ryan's Spending is the same out of control Bush style spending that that wrecked the economy in the first place.

Ryan's budget  got panned by Reagan's budget director David Stockman.  Stockman wrote in the op-ed, later adding: “Mr. Ryan’s plan is devoid of credible math or hard policy choices.”

Stockman, who resigned in 1985 in protesting Regan's deficit spending, has added his voice to a chorus of economists criticizing Ryan’s "Path to Prosperity," which would give tax cuts to the wealthy while slashing funding for programs like Medicaid, Medicare and food stamps, all in the name of reducing the national debt. 

Read more here about Paul Ryan's disasterous budget.

 

Randy Travis DWI Arested Naked

Another hypocrite bites the dust. This Christian asshole (redundant) outed himself. He got shit faced drunk, wrecked his car and staggered into into a convenience store stark naked looking to buy more booze and cigarettes.

Fat Bastard Sues Fat Bastard Wine

There have been a lot of fat bastards.

Here's one.


Here's another but he's a nasty fat bastard who takes drugs, lies and molests children.



Then we have the original and most famous Fat Bastard the defacto leader of the fat acceptance movement. Fat Bastard Wine has used me, Fat Bastard to sell its wines calling them "remarkably full bodied" just like me, Fat Bastard. I am not here to trash Fat Bastard Wines or Thiery and Guy a couple of Frenchies. In fact I just polished  off a bottle of Fat Bastard Sharaz although I prefer to call Sharaz Syrah.  Yes, Fat Bastard Sharaz really is remarkably full bodied and I just cracked the cap on my second bottle.




I, Fat Bastard, the original Fat Bastard, will be seeking a cease and desist order to force Fat Bastard wines to stop using me, Fat Bastard to promote their excellent wine. Before this gets nasty and goes to court, I ask that Fat Bastard Wines compensate me Fat Bastard for their unauthorized use of my handle, Fat Bastard.

Here are some suggestions for some names using me likeness.

Glutton's Pride: A wine for the gluttonous gourmand

Ovine Vine: A wine for the pig in all of us.

Fat Roll Red: A wine made from chocolate covered raisins and fermented with the select yeast of a fat girl's fat folds.

Eat Beast Boar Dough: A wine for hungry hungry hogs



Contact Fat Bastard Wine By Clicking HERE!

Fat Bastard and The Fat Liberation Feed

 I, Fat Bastard, may put Bigger Fatter Politics on the Fat Liberation Feed but I am concerned about the censorship there. The fatosphere has a long and ugly history of crying TROLL and some very all or nothing thinking. They are very single minded, intolerant and narrow minded and at the same time they ask for tolerance and often special treatment. We too ask for special treatment but we are not anti diet or anti skinny. In fact I, Fat Bastard, only bone skinny chicks same as most fat guys.

The Fatosphere is on a slippery slope. The New Fat Acceptance promotes gluttony which involves a form of dieting and weight gain which is also a form of dieting. It seems that the fatosphere is against weight loss diets but OK with weight gain diets.

The New Fat Acceptance is an inclusive and diverse organization. We have a big tent that is man friendly and lean woman friendly.

The angry fat girls are not very tolerant or open minded and quite paranoid when they read something that they don't like they cry TROLL and accuse poster of trolldom and fat phobia.

 Fat Liberation Feed

The Fat Liberation feed was started in 2008. Since then both the Fat Liberation feed and the Fatosphere have changed dramatically, but the Fat Liberation feed is still a place for fat bloggers who don’t always post about fat, and who might have politics outside the mainstream of most social activism communities (though we do feature several socially-progressive blogs).

No diet-talk policy
There are many places on the internet for people to talk about their diets at length, There are few places where one can expect someone not to talk about his/her diet. The Fat Liberation feed is one of those places. Note that this doesn’t mean no weight-loss dieters can be on the feed — fat acceptance allies who are currently weight-loss dieting do indeed exist. We just ask that you don’t talk about your weight-loss diet on your blog if you want to be added to the feed.

How do I request to add my blog to the feed?
Just comment on this page with a link to your blog, and a sentence about why you would like to be included.

How do I add the feed to my blog?
There are several tutorials out there for adding RSS feeds to blogs. Usually you need to go into your dashboard or page layout settings, and configure some kind of RSS widget to point to the Fat Liberation URL: http://feeds.feedburner.com/FatLiberation

Does this feed have rules?
Yes. Anyone engaging in trolling will not be allowed to remain on the feed, regardless of how long they’ve been on it.

Fat Bastard VS Pattie Thomas Ph.D. in a NO HOLDS BARRED Debate!

Fat Bastard Challenges Pattie Thomas Ph.D. to a Debate

Fat Bastard VS  Pattie Thomas Ph.D.  in a NO HOLDS BARRED Debate!

Fat Bastard's Mighty Gauntlet

I, Fat Bastard have thrown down the gauntlet an have challenged fat psychologist/sociologist  Pattie Thomas, Ph.D.  to a no holds barred debate right here on the NAAFA blog spot. I, Fat Bastard, left the following missive on Ms Thomas's blog FattyPatties. Let's see if she has the courage to debate me, Fat Bastard.

Note: For our less erudite readers. People with degrees have letters after there names such as BS and we all know what that means. MS mean More of the Same  The letters Ph.D readers means Piled Hire and Deeper accept with a Ph.D. they make you write a doctoral thesis

Here's some background on this sociologist/psychologist sow and gormandizing girl glutton from Psychology Today

OINK!

Pattie Thomas, Ph.D., is a medical sociologist and co-author (with her husband, Carl Wilkerson, MBA) of Taking Up Space: How Eating Well and Exercising Regularly Changed My Life, a sociological memoir about living as a fat and disabled woman in a society that stigmatizes both. Thomas is one of a growing number of multi-disciplinary scholars who are addressing the cultural stereotypes, stigmas, myths, and oppressive practices based upon persons who do not fit ideal body sizes. One of the seminal authors in the first anthology of this movement, The Fat Studies Reader, Thomas has been actively pursuing social justice for persons of size and supporting the concept of Health at Every Size(r) for over 10 years. She currently teaches Sociology at the College of Southern Nevada in Las Vegas, Nevada. Thomas and Wilkerson also write and create multimedia about coupling when both members of the dyad are disabled. They bring to that project experience as a couple as well as both the sociological and organizational knowledge that they have drawn upon to create a life together.

OINK!

Now for Fat Bastard's curriculum vitae
I Fat Bastard am willing to give total support the organization that I am in, with the experience and
capability that I have, in order to achieve organization’s goals and create mutual benefits.

Bloat County College of Of Food Science, Hamburger City, IA
Bachelor of Arts, Food Sciences magna cum laude, May 1989

Western Egg Sandwich University, McDonalds, IL
Ph.D., Culinary Psychology and Biological Belching, December 1991

Ovine University, Gourmand, TX
Ph.D., Food Psychology and Advanced Gluttony, May 1993

RESEARCH EXPERIENCE:

Fat Kid's Memorial Hospital, Chicago IL
Department of Junkfoodinology, Supervisor: Dr. Gerald "Teddy" Bear
KFC University Medical School, Chicago, IL
Department of Foodiatrics, Advisor: Dr. Belly Boy Research Associate
Perform genetic analysis of mutations causing hormone-independent signaling
of the human gluttony receptor.

TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

IHOP College, FlapJack Heights, IL
 Adjunct instructor

Taught Introductory Foodology with laboratory/kitchen (food biology, genetics panniculus growth and evolution).

Taught undergraduate Pignetics with laboratory. Developed course outline and objectives,
selected specific food to eat, selected required fast food restaurants, wrote and presented menus, and administered Hiemlich maneuvers  and CPR, developed, judged and graded pie eating contests and pig out projects.

FELLOWSHIPS AND AWARDS:
American Glutton Society postdoctoral fellowship
Postdoctoral traineeship, Farting Biology Training Grant, University of Chicago
Rotunda Hindenberg Pork Beast Institute Pre-doctoral Fellowship

CURRENT

Founder of NIFAM New International Fat Acceptance Movement and NAFAM New American Fat Acceptance Movement.

Created a simplified  HAES eating plans. EATT (Eat All The Time) and FATT (Food All The Time).

Assisted Reverend Big Lard Ass in instituting the Grazenhiemer Method for Advanced Gluttony.

Working to develop a Chair Aerobics and Combined Eating Program called EFE or Eating For Exercise.

On the board of directors for Reach Back There, a company that is developing a butt wiping device for fat folks who "can't reach back there"

On the board of directors for King Size Coffin a bariatric casket company.

On the board of directors for Vein O Rooter a medical device company that makes vascular augers.

On the board of directors for Mammoth Image Diagnostics that makes medical imaging equipment for SeaWorld and other  Aquatic and Land Whale facilities.




Here's the challenge I Fat Bastard issued to this "womyn":


Mrs Thomas,

I would debate you but one cannot debate a censor.

The immutable scientific facts remain:

Obesity dramatically shortens lifespans.

The behaviors that lead to obesity are a choice.

This is in the spirit of fat acceptance because in the New Fat Acceptance we embrace gluttony and sloth. Our philosophy is simple; gluttony is good and it is a good choice.

I, Fat Bastard broke ranks with the old and dishonest and negative fat acceptance many years ago only to embrace and honest gluttony affirming fat acceptance that encourages fatlings to step out of their gluttony denial and not only embrace their fat but their gluttony as well.

We have returned to a more enlightened time when NAAFA meant National Association Aiding FAT Americans.

If you have the intellectual courage and honesty to debate me then leave a post on www.NAAFA.Blogspot.com We don't censor! We have the courage to defend our beliefs!

Fat Bastard

Republican Homos and Their Hypocrisy

 

You Can't Hide the Pink Elephant in the Congressional Mens Room

The Dems have some homos. Right now the only one that comes to mind is Barney Frank but nobody makes any bones about congressman's Frank's sexuality. Frank is not a liar nor is he a hypocrite. He's one gay who's a real straight shooter.

The Republicans have more homos than a Fire Island bathhouse or a San Fransisco YMCA. These Senate Sodomites and House homos outnumber the Dem deviants 10 to 1! GOP has now come to mean Gay Old Pedophiles. Out of the closet gays are far less likely to molest kids than straight men but closeted gays like the ones in the GOP are in part the reason for why there is an epidemic of child molestation with the Republican party.

He'll bite your fucking dick off!

It's quite clear that the GOP House and Senate have more fruit than a farmer's market. They are so light in the loafers that I bet those BVDeviant's butts don't make any noise when they fart.

These Republican tonsil jockeys swallow more seaman than the Bermuda Triangle and they they go to lunch at some swanky DC Chinese restaurant their favorite soup is Cream of Sum Yung Gi.

They are such hypocrites. They vote against mandates but they love to go on man dates.

Stop the hypocrisy. You Republican rump wranglers need to sashay out of the closet and maybe that way you will stop raping boys. It's OK, Jesus was knob gobbler himself. The reason so many Republican boys run away from home is because they don't like the way they are being reared.

HOMOSAYWHAT?

Fat Bastard's Curriculum Vitae

Now for Fat Bastard's curriculum vitae
I Fat Bastard am willing to give total support to the organization that I am in, with the experience and capability that I have, in order to achieve organization’s goals and create mutual benefits.

Education

Bloat College of Of Food Science, Hamburger City, IA
Bachelor of Arts, Food Sciences magna cum laude, May 1989

Western Egg Sandwich University, McDonalds, IL
Ph.D., Culinary Psychology and Biological Belching, December 1991

Ovine University, Gourmand, TX
Ph.D., Food Psychology and Advanced Gluttony, May 1993

RESEARCH EXPERIENCE:

Fat Kid's Memorial Hospital, Chicago IL
Department of Junkfoodinology, Supervisor: Dr. Gerald "Teddy" Bear
KFC University Medical School, San Antonio TX, Department of Foodiatrics, Advisor: Dr. Belly Boy Research Associate
Perform genetic analysis of mutations causing hormone-independent signaling
of the human gluttony receptor.

TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

 IHOP College, Flapjack Heights, IL
 Adjunct instructor

Taught Introductory Foodology with laboratory/kitchen (food biology, genetics panniculus growth and evolution).

Taught undergraduate Pignetics with laboratory. Developed course outline and objectives,
selected specific food to eat, selected required fast food restaurant, wrote and presented menus, and administered Hiemlich maneuvers and CPR, developed, judged and graded pie eating contests and pig out projects.


Full professor and department head Eatmore College, Frankfurt, GA assistant to the Dean of Feederism Proud FA (pioneered the study of feeding and social habits of terra orcus land whales and sus bestia pork beasts)


Professor Emeritus, Grazenhiemer Baros Univesity, Bon Bon Germany, Colleague of Professor Otto Toot  (Directed and developed  fattitudinal personality development program as part of the overall fat studies curriculum)  (Directed studies for the fat sexuality program focusing on porking fat girls vs boning skinny C chicks with professor Professor Su We Sow and assistant Professor Chang Wang Chow, and clinical researcher Dr Eaton Swagbelliman)



FELLOWSHIPS AND AWARDS:
American Glutton Society postdoctoral fellowship
Postdoctoral traineeship, Farting Biology Training Grant, University of Chicago
Rotunda Hindenberg Pork Beast Institute Pre-doctoral Fellowship

CURRENT

Founder of NIFAM New International Fat Acceptance Movement and NAFAM New American Fat Acceptance Movement.

Created a simplified version of  HAES eating plans. EATT (Eat All The Time) and FATT (Food All The Time).

Assisted Reverend Big Lard Ass in instituting the Grazenhiemer Method for Advanced Gluttony.

Working to develop a Chair Aerobics and Combined Eating Program called EFE or Eating For Exercise.

On the board of directors for Reach Back There, a company that is developing a butt wiping device aka butt wand for fat folks who "can't reach back there"

On the board of directors for King Size Coffin a bariatric casket company.

On the board of directors for Vein O Rooter a medical device company that makes vascular augers.

On the board of directors for Mammoth Image Diagnostics that makes medical imaging equipment for Sea World and other Aquatic and Land Whale facilities.

Publications and dissertations 

Eat Like a Pig Smoke Like a Chimney: Let Doctors Worry About Your Health. It's Their Job. Publisher: Slimon & Shyster 2001 ISBN 3365882

Gluttony IS Good, May 1999 Gormandizer Monthly

EAT! EAT!! EAT!!! July 15 1997  Glutton Pride

Vegetables Are What Food Eats, Publisher Full Course Press 2003 ISBN 87365-22

Boning Skinny Chicks VS Porking Fat Girls, A radio debate with The Dean of Feedersim

Fat Bastard's Third Heart Attack (Can be found on many online zines)

Fat Girls Are Sluts: Google Proves It, July 2009 (Article in Sexy Sow Plumpers)

Fatty at the Fat: Eating the New American Pastime (June 2010, The Fat Athlete)

Why I Published My CV

I, Fat Bastard published my CV to silence the naysayers and critics of the new fat acceptance! That's why!

Chicken Shit fil A

Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog created this graphic. I addition Dr Bear has sent Shit fil A a very angry message. Teddy's graphic says it all. Sheer genius. There is nothing more to add.

Thanks Teddy!

Fat Bastard Rebukes Fat Republicans

Fat Republicans give all fat people a bad name. They are an example of greedy gluttony run amok. As leader of the new fat acceptance movement it is my sworn duty to rebuke them. The anonymous person who sent me all the fat Republicans read my slippery slope article and saw that I was a stand up guy and not a big fat hypocrite so I agreed to expose more greedy Republicans in a similar pictorial essay that he sent me.

 

  

 

Republicans give gluttons a bad name!