Republican Homos and Their Hypocrisy

 

You Can't Hide the Pink Elephant in the Congressional Mens Room

The Dems have some homos. Right now the only one that comes to mind is Barney Frank but nobody makes any bones about congressman's Frank's sexuality. Frank is not a liar nor is he a hypocrite. He's one gay who's a real straight shooter.

The Republicans have more homos than a Fire Island bathhouse or a San Fransisco YMCA. These Senate Sodomites and House homos outnumber the Dem deviants 10 to 1! GOP has now come to mean Gay Old Pedophiles. Out of the closet gays are far less likely to molest kids than straight men but closeted gays like the ones in the GOP are in part the reason for why there is an epidemic of child molestation with the Republican party.

He'll bite your fucking dick off!

It's quite clear that the GOP House and Senate have more fruit than a farmer's market. They are so light in the loafers that I bet those BVDeviant's butts don't make any noise when they fart.

These Republican tonsil jockeys swallow more seaman than the Bermuda Triangle and they they go to lunch at some swanky DC Chinese restaurant their favorite soup is Cream of Sum Yung Gi.

They are such hypocrites. They vote against mandates but they love to go on man dates.

Stop the hypocrisy. You Republican rump wranglers need to sashay out of the closet and maybe that way you will stop raping boys. It's OK, Jesus was knob gobbler himself. The reason so many Republican boys run away from home is because they don't like the way they are being reared.

HOMOSAYWHAT?

Fat Bastard's Curriculum Vitae

Now for Fat Bastard's curriculum vitae
I Fat Bastard am willing to give total support to the organization that I am in, with the experience and capability that I have, in order to achieve organization’s goals and create mutual benefits.

Education

Bloat College of Of Food Science, Hamburger City, IA
Bachelor of Arts, Food Sciences magna cum laude, May 1989

Western Egg Sandwich University, McDonalds, IL
Ph.D., Culinary Psychology and Biological Belching, December 1991

Ovine University, Gourmand, TX
Ph.D., Food Psychology and Advanced Gluttony, May 1993

RESEARCH EXPERIENCE:

Fat Kid's Memorial Hospital, Chicago IL
Department of Junkfoodinology, Supervisor: Dr. Gerald "Teddy" Bear
KFC University Medical School, San Antonio TX, Department of Foodiatrics, Advisor: Dr. Belly Boy Research Associate
Perform genetic analysis of mutations causing hormone-independent signaling
of the human gluttony receptor.

TEACHING EXPERIENCE:

 IHOP College, Flapjack Heights, IL
 Adjunct instructor

Taught Introductory Foodology with laboratory/kitchen (food biology, genetics panniculus growth and evolution).

Taught undergraduate Pignetics with laboratory. Developed course outline and objectives,
selected specific food to eat, selected required fast food restaurant, wrote and presented menus, and administered Hiemlich maneuvers and CPR, developed, judged and graded pie eating contests and pig out projects.


Full professor and department head Eatmore College, Frankfurt, GA assistant to the Dean of Feederism Proud FA (pioneered the study of feeding and social habits of terra orcus land whales and sus bestia pork beasts)


Professor Emeritus, Grazenhiemer Baros Univesity, Bon Bon Germany, Colleague of Professor Otto Toot  (Directed and developed  fattitudinal personality development program as part of the overall fat studies curriculum)  (Directed studies for the fat sexuality program focusing on porking fat girls vs boning skinny C chicks with professor Professor Su We Sow and assistant Professor Chang Wang Chow, and clinical researcher Dr Eaton Swagbelliman)



FELLOWSHIPS AND AWARDS:
American Glutton Society postdoctoral fellowship
Postdoctoral traineeship, Farting Biology Training Grant, University of Chicago
Rotunda Hindenberg Pork Beast Institute Pre-doctoral Fellowship

CURRENT

Founder of NIFAM New International Fat Acceptance Movement and NAFAM New American Fat Acceptance Movement.

Created a simplified version of  HAES eating plans. EATT (Eat All The Time) and FATT (Food All The Time).

Assisted Reverend Big Lard Ass in instituting the Grazenhiemer Method for Advanced Gluttony.

Working to develop a Chair Aerobics and Combined Eating Program called EFE or Eating For Exercise.

On the board of directors for Reach Back There, a company that is developing a butt wiping device aka butt wand for fat folks who "can't reach back there"

On the board of directors for King Size Coffin a bariatric casket company.

On the board of directors for Vein O Rooter a medical device company that makes vascular augers.

On the board of directors for Mammoth Image Diagnostics that makes medical imaging equipment for Sea World and other Aquatic and Land Whale facilities.

Publications and dissertations 

Eat Like a Pig Smoke Like a Chimney: Let Doctors Worry About Your Health. It's Their Job. Publisher: Slimon & Shyster 2001 ISBN 3365882

Gluttony IS Good, May 1999 Gormandizer Monthly

EAT! EAT!! EAT!!! July 15 1997  Glutton Pride

Vegetables Are What Food Eats, Publisher Full Course Press 2003 ISBN 87365-22

Boning Skinny Chicks VS Porking Fat Girls, A radio debate with The Dean of Feedersim

Fat Bastard's Third Heart Attack (Can be found on many online zines)

Fat Girls Are Sluts: Google Proves It, July 2009 (Article in Sexy Sow Plumpers)

Fatty at the Fat: Eating the New American Pastime (June 2010, The Fat Athlete)

Why I Published My CV

I, Fat Bastard published my CV to silence the naysayers and critics of the new fat acceptance! That's why!

Chicken Shit fil A

Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog created this graphic. I addition Dr Bear has sent Shit fil A a very angry message. Teddy's graphic says it all. Sheer genius. There is nothing more to add.

Thanks Teddy!

Fat Bastard Rebukes Fat Republicans

Fat Republicans give all fat people a bad name. They are an example of greedy gluttony run amok. As leader of the new fat acceptance movement it is my sworn duty to rebuke them. The anonymous person who sent me all the fat Republicans read my slippery slope article and saw that I was a stand up guy and not a big fat hypocrite so I agreed to expose more greedy Republicans in a similar pictorial essay that he sent me.

 

  

 

Republicans give gluttons a bad name!

I Fat Bastard On a Slippery Slope?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of my word. I have proclaimed that Bigger Fatter Politics will not censor and I, Fat Bastard have remained  true to that policy. I, Fat Bastard instituted the no censorship edict as a way to give fatlings a chance not to have to march in lockstep with the angry fat girl brand of fat acceptance. Someone put me to the test and I don't know whether it was because of my support for Obama or it was a fat hater. The sent me the following and told me to put my money where my mouth was. Of course at the time my mouth was sinking its teeth into a Hardee's Thick Burger. 

Bigger Fatter Politics readers all know that I, Fat Bastard say what I mean and mean what I say so in the spirit on honesty and integrity I will publish this and allow my readers to comment. I will comment at the end of the piece.

It shows in fact that they are all fat and lack self-control when it comes to food.

Huckabee and Falwell can't/couldn't follow their beliefs do to their unbridled food lust.

Chris Christie is just a loud mouthed fat pig and Rush, the Drugster Limpballs is a big fat mouth child molesting boar. aka typical Republican.  -Anonymous-

Fat Bastard Responds:

I, Fat Bastard have maintained a consistent position on this. GLUTTON IS GOOD! Hypocrisy is NOT good. In the new fat acceptance we don't see gluttony as a moral failing but rather a lifestyle choice. We see gluttony as a good choice. Republicans remain the moral watchdogs of on social issues as they push their family values crap. Limbaugh is a known drug abuser and child molester. The Republican party has a long history of molesting children. If you don't believe me... Google it! Republicans have a long history of being chicken hawks. Google that one too. The bottom line is, they are hypocrites who can't or won't play by their own rules.

We fatlings of the new fat acceptance freely admit that we are unabashed gluttons. We wear our gluttony with pride because we know.... GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Many fatlings like to deny that they are gluttons and that is why we promote glutton pride by chanting cheers like, "WE ARE FAT! WE ARE MEAN! WE DON'T EAT NO LEAN CUISINE" or 2 4 6 8 WE DO NOT REGURGITATE. 

Gluttony is like being gay in this society. It is often met with shame but unlike homosexuality gluttony IS a choice. We think it is a good choice and while others may disagree we simply look at them and OINK! We don't judge thinlings for their Spartan ways so we ask that they don't judge us.

I agree with the person who sent me this challenge. Fat Republicans are hypocrites not be cause they are fat. All Republicans are hypocrites and sadly the fat ones are the most hypocritical. I, Fat Bastard am not saying that fat people are better than lean people. There are some real scumbag skinny Republicans like Eric Cantor. Abe Lincoln was a Republican and he was a bean pole but he was a great president. Ron Paul is a bean pole but he's one of the few Republicans who is not a hypocrite because he's a throw back to people like Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Ike and Ronald Reagan. Fat or skinny this generation of Republicans suck.

I Like Ike!

I actually thank my critic for sending me this. The New Fat Acceptance does not tolerate hypocrisy and this gave me, Fat Bastard a chance to demonstrate it.  OINK!

Romney The Felon

Romney has been involved in a lot or criminal activity. He has impersonated police officers. Was arrested for launching an unregistered boat and defying the lawful orders of a law enforcement officer.

Romney's worst criminal activities are felonies. 

He lied to the SEC about when he left Bain. He gets busted here with his own words.

Romney also committed MASSIVE medicare fraud when he headed Damon Corp and massive tax fraud for Marriott Corporation.

Romney's Marriott Tax Scam

Romney’s close personal and business relationship with the Marriott family goes back a long ways. Willard Mitt Romney was named after his father’s good friend, Marriott hotel magnate J. Willard Marriott. Romney has served on Marriott International Inc.’s Board of Directors for 11 of the past 16 years since 1993 and six times he served as chairman of its audit committee, placing him in charge of reviewing the company’s financial reporting. As a director, he oversaw the company’s tax planning. According to a report by Bloomberg News, while serving as a director and chairman of the audit committee, Marriott engaged in what has become the most notorious tax shelter to date, the infamous “Son-of-Boss” tax ploy that generated $71 million in bogus tax deductions for the company.

The Son-of-Boss ploy was presented by an investment banker to the tax department at Marriott in January, 1994. It involved generating a $71 million tax loss through a series of phony transactions involving the sale of $81 million in mortgage notes through partnerships created solely for the purpose of executing the tax shelter. IRS disallowed the loss and Marriott sued in the U.S. Court of Claims, which ruled in IRS’s favor., Marriott v U.S., 83 Fed Cl. 291 (2008). The company then appealed and the court of appeal sided with IRS, rejecting Marriott’s claim that the transaction was legitimate, Marriott v U.S., 586 F3d 962 (2009).

Given Romney’s background as chairman of Bain Capital, governor of Massachusetts and business experience with leverage buy-outs and hedge funds, it is not credible that he believed the tax shelter was legitimate. Under Romney’s watch, IRS disallowed the deductions and Marriott fought the case in court. The U.S. Department of Justice denounced the shelter as “fictitious,” “artificial,” “spectral,” an “illusion” and a “scheme.”

Note: Years later, the international accounting firm, KPMG, pled guilty to tax crimes in association with the Son of Boss tax shelter and entered a deferred prosecution agreement with the government. Also, there have been criminal indictments of others who aggressively promoted the scheme, although to date, none of the clients who participated in the tax shelter, including Marriott, has been implicated in criminal activity.

Bigger Fatter Politics Beginning to Skyrocket

Holy jumping fucking shit balls! The page views just keep on coming!

Angry fat girl flips off the New Fat Acceptance

When lying man hating angry fat girls from the gluttony denying fat acceptance movement flagged Bigger Fatter Blog, Google de indexed it. While it still gets a fuck load hits from all the other search engines I decided to start Bigger Fatter Politics because Google says that it won't censor political speech.



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