Sunday, May 11, 2014

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Christianity and Racism




Astro-Physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson is now the host of the show Cosmos. Cosmos has been around for sometime and it it used to be hosted by the late Carl Sagan. When Sagan hosted Cosmos the fundagelical Christian pretty much ignored the show but now these unmedicated brain dead Bible thumping Fox News parroting ass clowns are up in arms about Cosmos. I suspect this knee jerk reaction is a form of Obama Derangement Syndrome. Like Obama Neil deGrasse Tyson is a Black man with a super high IQ. When Carl Sagan was telling the masses that the earth was billions of years old the right wing inbred racists didn't really give a shit.  Now a Black man is the smartest TV host in America and the Christers are flipping out even though inbred Christians don't watch shows that require a brain to appreciate.

Red state shit heads don't watch Jeopardy either but I bet they will flip out when Alex Trebek retires and Lavar Burton takes his place.

Now for a gallery of Republican intellectuals:



















Friday, May 9, 2014

The Main Problem With Fat Accpetance

Let's take the laws of physics; organisms cannot defy those laws so when fatties deny their gluttony they are denying their gluttony and that makes us all look foolish.

When we deny the health consequences of obesity with terms like fat and fit and HAES (Health At Every Size) we not only look foolish we look damn foolish!

When we say "fat by nature proud by choice" we look foolish and dishonest.

Gluttony is a choice and for many it is a good choice but for others it is not a good choice. Gluttony denial helps nobody.

The double standard and it reality exists. Most fat guys can't physically pork really fat girls and therefore fat girls pine for skinny guys. It is very difficult for fat guy to find a skinny girl to bone because skinny girls have high standards. It's easy for a skinny guy to get laid because fat girls are big sluts.



Most fat guys can handle the fat and that is evidenced by the fact that we don't bitch about the negative aspect of our gluttony but fat girls are always seem to be pissed about something. They are pissed about their choice of a gluttonous lifestyle yet the lack the psychological fortitude to eat the same amount of food in calories that slender women consume.



Fat guys don't have a problem with skinny guys. We pal around with them for the leftovers. In fact we don't have a problem with anyone because fat guys are jolly. Fat girls seem to have a problem with slender women, most men and each other. Since fat people are the majority fat girls need to stop portraying themselves as the tragic victims.

Fat girls need to take the good with the bad and embrace the gluttony and accept the fat. In reality, fat girls lie and they lie about their weight and about how much they cram into their greedy pie holes. Don't believe me? CLICK HERE!

The fact that men are attracted to slender women is not the result of some plot by society it is a fact of nature. Just as men are often repulsed by fat girls women are also repulsed by fat men. The difference is, we fat boys accept that scientific reality but fat girls want to blame society for the very gluttonous behavior that they love so much. It's fucking nut!

The GOOD is the food and since we can eat whatever and whenever we want that is a HUGE GOOD.

The bad is the health issues and less attractiveness.


Thursday, May 8, 2014

Bring Back Our Girls

# Bring back our girls is good media hype but it will do little or nothing to get these Nigerian girls back from their Muslim kidnappers. Here's my plan. Bomb a mosque everyday until they are released.

Had it not been for the Koran and it's evil verses there would be next to no terrorism.

There are 164 verses that call for terrorism.

The Koran on women.





In the mind of Allah, women are like a dirty field for men to plow with their penises. Plow them whenever you like (as long as they're not menstruating, of course.) 2:22

Menstruation is a filthy disease. All good Muslim men should stay the hell away from menstruating women And for God sakes, don't have sex with them while they're menstruating. It creeps Allah out just to think of it. 2:222a

But don't worry guys. After they clean up you can have sex with them whenever you want. Allah loves clean men as much as he hates menstruating women. 2:222b

A woman is worth one-half a man. 2:282

It's OK to have two, three, or four wives, slave or free. 4:3

Don't marry women that are already married -- unless they're slaves that you obtained in war. Then it's OK. 4:24

Men are in charge of women, because Allah made men to be better than women. Women must obey men, and if they refuse they must be punished. Refuse to have sex with them and beat them into submission (Islam). 4:34

Don't bother trying to treat your wives fairly. It's impossible. 4:129

"Unto the male is the equivalent share of two females." 4:176


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Real Men Like Curves. Only Dogs Like Bones.

Leave it to jealous fat girls to insult two groups of people in one retarded statement.

Real men like what even they want and real women don't call men dogs and other women other women bones!

Just for the fact that nasty jealous fat girls live by that motto bigoted motto I, Fat Bastardo, have decided to do some comparisons because the jealous angry fat girls need a dose of humility and reality.

If you think I'm being unfair to jealous angry fat girls, CLICK HERE and read about how our own Jenna Tallia is brutally assaulted by a pod of vicious land whales and pork beasts.  

Normal Woman
Normal Woman


Marilyn Wann Fat Acceptance Beast

Fat Acceptance Beast Marianne Kirby

Friday, May 2, 2014

Why Southerners Are So Fat

Maybe it's the culture. Southerners are fat, love fat and definitely enjoy their fried chicken (not to mention fried steak, fried onions, fried green tomatoes, fried pickles and fried corn bread). Even when their food isn't fried, they like to smother it in gravy and wash it down with sweet tea. But while fat nutritionists frequently praise Southerners' large guts on their regional food choices, the accusation may be little unfair. Just as a few Californians don't actually live on wheat grass and tofu, there are a few Southerners who don't really sit around eating fried chicken every day.  "I've not come across anything that says the diet in the Southeast is less gluttonously delicious than the rest of the country" says The Chef, fat man of color and culinary nutritionist. "We're definitely in what I like to call the 'Stroke Belt,' " he says, referring to Southeastern states' high percentage of heart disease and hypertension, "but I think that has more to do with Southerners' lack of physical activity rather than the food."

 A 2004 gluttony denying  study by the University of South Carolina found that most food-shopping options in rural areas fall into the convenience-store category and fat Southerners LOVE convenience because grocery stores are located too far away. But although poverty might put people at risk for obesity, it doesn't determine their fate. A number of impoverished states — including Montana, Texas and New Mexico — have relatively low levels of obesity. There must be something else.

Southerners are a slothful bunch and when it comes to the 7 deadly delightful sins, Southerners commit them all!



Southern Sows Lined Up To Eat At Paula Deen's













Gluttony: That's obvious!



Pride:  humility is not something Southerner have in abundance. Even though the got their fat asses handed to the in the Civil War and even though they have the lowest IQ they still seem to muster plenty of PRIDE!



















Sloth: There is nothing lazier and more calorie saving than a power chair! Sloth saves energy and sloth is green!



Lust: Fat girls are sluts and the South leads the country in teen pregnancies and divorce.













Greed: The Southern states are the greedy taker states.  Greed like gluttony is GOOD!

Envy: They got their asses handed to them in the Civil War and in spite of the fact that they had slave labor for 100's of years the North kicked their asses economically too.



Wrath: Southerners are pissed in spite of the fact that they are the fattest, laziest and are the best freeloaders in the country. The South leads the country in gun deaths! Stand fat! Stand pat and stand your ground!

In Other Related Christian News:

In a sleazy hotel room, "Brittany," then aged 16 and drugged into oblivion, waited for the men to arrive. Her pimps sent as many as 17 clients an evening through the door.

A "john" could even pre-book the pretty young blonde for $1,000 a night, sometimes flying in and then flying out from a nearby airport.

None of this happened in Bangkok or Costa Rica, places that have become synonymous with sex tourism and underage sex.

It took place in Atlanta, the buckle of the U.S. Bible Belt, where the world's busiest passenger airport provides a cheaper, more convenient and safer underage sex destination for men seeking girls as young as 10.

"Men fly in, are met by pimps, have sex with a 14-year-old for lunch, and get home in time for dinner with the family," said Sanford Jones, the chief juvenile judge of Fulton County, Georgia.
Hmm…deviant and criminal sexuality, but with just a hint of consideration that compels drugging the victim out of her gourd so she doesn’t suffer during her gang rape. I smell compassionate conservatism!

The victim mentioned above is the same age as the victim in the recently discussed case in Illinois, in which the videotaped victim was passed out while she was gang raped and had vulgarities scrawled on her naked body with a marker. When her attackers were acquitted, there were plenty of people willing to assume that meant the rape never occurred, using another frustrating acquittal after a defense maligned a victim’s character to justify their belief that false charges are pervasive. Just her word—and a videotape—against theirs. What chance do these teens have for justice? They’re not even on video and are probably never conscious enough to gander at their rapists’ faces. Oh, well. Sucks to be a sex slave.

Bigger Fatter Riders Demand Bigger Stronger Horses

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FAT!
BOISE, Idaho (AP) — Wranglers in the West who have for decades cashed in on the allure of getting on a horse and setting out on an open trail say they have had to add bigger horses to their stables to help carry larger tourists over the rugged terrain.
The ranches say they are using draft horses, the diesels of the horse world, in ever greater numbers to make sure they don't lose out on income from potential customers of any size who come out to get closer to the West of yesteryear.
"Even though a person might be overweight, or, you know, heavier than the average American, it's kind of nice we can provide a situation where they can ride with their family," said wrangler T. James "Doc" Humphrey.
Humphrey's 10-gallon hat, goatee, black vest and spurs are a tourist favorite at Sombrero Ranches, east of Rocky Mountain National Park, where they have 20 big fucking draft horses, including Belgians and Percherons, and 25 draft horses mixes.
HIGH HO FATTY AWAY!

Ranch operators say they began adding the bigger horses in the 1990s, but the pace has picked up in recent years. Over the last 20 years, obesity has increased to more than a third of adults and about 17 percent of children age 2 to 19, according to federal statistics.
Is NAAFA Getting Soft on Fat Hatred?
"I think it's wonderful that these people are looking to accommodate people of larger body size," said Piggy Howell, spokeswoman for the NAAFA (National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance), adding that more businesses should become "size savvy."
Hoss Cartwright: Anorexic by Today's New Standards
Clearly horses are fat phobic and fat shaming creatures. Sure they can handle a skinny fatling like Hoss Cartright but are they willing to take on a super heavyweight rider like the girls you find at a NAAFA convention? 
Just like we fatlings deserve super sized seats on airplanes and movie theaters, we also deserve and demand super sized horses. For centuries horse breeders have hated fat people. It is high time that horses are bred with elephants and camels so that fat people can have a trusty steed. They have to get down on their knees like a camel so that we can mount them or breed them with pigs so they will be naturally low to the ground. 

Finally a fat friendly horse!


Failed Attempt to Cross a Pig With a Horse


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