A Short List Of Romney's Flip Flops

Fellow fatlings and admirers, this douche canoe gives us greedy gluttonns a bad name. Please help us expose this lying scumbag. This turd is good for no one but the filthy amoral  rich.

Romney is a puppet for the ruling class. He a sober and slightly less stupid version of Bush. Bush was a human being albeit a very dysfunctional one. Romney is a devoid of a soul and Dick Cheney

FLIP              FLOP

Flip 1: "Roe v. Wade has gone too far."
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Flop 1: "I believe that since Roe v. Wade has been the law for 20 years we should sustain and support it."
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Flip 2: "I respect and will protect a woman's right to choose."
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Flop 2: "I never really called myself pro-choice."
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Flip 3: "I've been a hunter pretty much all my life."
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Flop 3: "Any description of my being a hunter is an overstatement of capability."
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Flip 4: "It was not my desire to go off and serve in Vietnam."
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Flop 4: "I longed in many respects to actually be in Vietnam and be representing our country there."
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Flip 5: "I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush."
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Flop 5: "Ronald Reagan is... my hero."
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Flip 6: "I will work and fight for stem cell research."
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Flop 6: "In the end, I became persuaded that the stem-cell debate was grounded in a false premise."
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Flip 7: "I think the minimum wage ought to keep pace with inflation."
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Flop 7: "There's no question raising the minimum wage excessively causes a loss of jobs."
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Flip 8: "I like mandates. The mandates work."
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Flop 8: "I think it's unconstitutional on the 10th Amendment front."
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Flip 9: "I saw my father march with Martin Luther King."
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Flop 9: "I did not see it with my own eyes."
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Flip 10: "This is a completely airtight kennel mounted on the top of our car."
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Flop 10: "They're not happy that my dog loves fresh air."
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Flip 11: "It's not worth moving heaven and earth spending billions of dollars just trying to catch one person."
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Flop 11: "He's going to pay, and he will die."
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Flip 12: "Those... paying taxes and not taking government benefits should begin a process toward application for citizenship."
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Flop 12: "Amnesty only led to more people coming into the country."
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Flip 13: "I'm not in favor of privatizing Social Security or making cuts."
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Flop 13: "Social Security's the easiest and that's because you can give people a personal account."
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Flip 14: "Based on the numbers of American Muslims... I cannot see that a cabinet position would be justified."
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Flop 14: "A person should not be elected because of his faith nor should he be rejected because of his faith."
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Flip 15: "I'm a strong believer in stating your position and not wavering."
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Flop 15: "I changed my position."
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Flip 16: "I would like to have campaign spending limits."
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Flop 16: "The American people should be free to advocate for their candidates and their positions without burdensome limitations."
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Flip 17: "I supported the assault weapon ban."
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Flop 17: "I don't support any gun control legislation."
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Flip 18: "The TARP program... was nevertheless necessary to keep banks from collapsing in a cascade of failures."
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Flop 18: "When government is... bailing out banks... we have every good reason to be alarmed."
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Flip 19: "I'm going to take burdens off the back of the auto industry."
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Flop 19: "Detroit needs a turnaround, not a check."
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Flip 20: "When I first heard of the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy, I thought it sounded awfully silly."
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Flop 20: "'Don't Ask, Don't Tell has worked well."
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Flip 21: "I believe the tax on capital gains should be zero."
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Flop 21: "It's a tax cut for fat cats."
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Flip 22: "These carbon emission limits will provide real and immediate progress."
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Flop 22: "Republicans should never abandon pro-growth conservative principles in an effort to embrace the ideas of Al Gore."
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Flip 23: "Relative to the leading candidates, some people see me as being more conservative."
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Flop 23: "I'm not the most conservative candidate."
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Flip 24: "It does take a village."
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Flop 24: "It takes a family."
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Flip 25: "I don't line up with the NRA."
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Flop 25: "I'm a member of the [NRA]."
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Flip 26: "The all-Democrat stimulus that was passed in early 2009 will accelerate the timing of the start of the recovery..."
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Flop 26: "The all-Democrat stimulus passed in early 2009 has been a failure."
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Flip 27: "...the costs of health care will be reduced."
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Flop 27: "We were unable to deal with... health care costs in Massachusetts."
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Flip 28: "If Massachusetts succeeds in implementing it, then that will be a model for the nation."
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Flop 28: "What works in one state may not be the answer for another."
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Romney The Liar, He Lies and He Lies and He Lies - The Video

You can't watch a liar but....

...you can watch a thief.

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

This is a knife!!

 

Not a knife

That's Not A Knife. This is Knife. That's Not a BBW. This Is a BBW.

Some people have a strange idea what a BBW is. What a BBW was 30 years ago and what one is now has changed dramatically. If a fat guy is able to pork a woman then she is NOT I repeat NOT a BBW.

Crocodile Dundee explaining to his squeeze and a thug what a knife is.

Mick he has a knife! That's not a knife, this is a knife. Let's turn this into a teaching moment. I, Fat Bastard will be presenting some BBW, Plumpers, Chubs, SSBBW's Pork Beast and Land Whales as a way to clear up the misconception as to what a BBW really is.

This is a plumper. If she is still porkable by most fat guys and  has a waist and minimal ham arms, it's a PLUMPER!

This is a Chub. If a fat guy can pork it it's a Chub. If its tits stick out as far as its gut it's a Chub

This is a BBW. Most fat guys would have a tough time porking her. There are probably chronic yeast infections and yeasty fat folds.

This one could go either way. Some experts may describe this as a land whale pup

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This is a pork beast. Only the most dedicated fat admirer could get with this. Pork beasts become gender ambiguous. Their tits often resemble man boobs and many of them are diesel and bull dykes. Be afraid! Be very afraid! These pork beasts cause more buried penis syndrome than a grade 5 panniculus  aka meat skirt.

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This is a atypical pork beast or a fat drag queen. Notice the beginning of a split pannus aka meat skirt. This big bellied babe has a meat face and a meat skirt.

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This is an SSBBW. The distinction between SSBBW and land whale has always been a subject for heated debate. Land whales often travel in pods and see skinny guys and buffets as their krill. There is no way a fat guy can pork an SSBBW!

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These are land whales. They are in a pod and they are either saying "We're number one" Land whales can be very confident,  They are saying their combined weigh is 1 ton or they want one more box of Twinkies.

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I hope this clear things up.



Now for some more images.

Land whales foraging.

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SSBBW getting liquored up and ready for her fat admirer

Land whale? BBW? SSBBW? Or in transition?

Now for something to soothe the eyes!

Romney's Lies and Flip Flops on Gun Ownership

I, Fat Bastard, have always said, "vegetables are what food eats." I am also a card carrying member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

Wild boar on a spit cooked to a turn,

Partridge out of a pear tree and in a blackberry pear sauce! YUM! 

Rabbit prepared for roasting.

http://liberalforum.org/liberalforum/index.php?/topic/127667-romneys-whoppers-on-gun-control/

Romney's Lies and Flip Flops on Gun Ownership 


Romney has said "I support the right of individuals to keep and bear arms as guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution," though in past campaigns he has described himself as a proponent of gun control, and he fully supports a ban on assault weapons.


For Romney's 1994 US Senate campaign, he supported the Brady Bill, which imposed a five-day waiting period on gun sales, and a ban on particular semi-automatic rifles. In a 2002 debate during Romney's campaign for governor of Massachusetts, Romney said: "We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them. I won't chip away at them; I believe they protect us and provide for our safety." 


As governor, Romney signed a 2004 measure instituting a permanent Massachusetts ban on military style assault weapons, to take the place of a Federal ban, which was then about to expire. The bill made Massachusetts the first state to enact its own such ban on specific semi-automatic weapons and some shotguns with specific accessories, and Romney supported the law with the comment: "These guns are not made for recreation or self-defense. They are instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people." As Governor, Romney extended the term of firearm licenses from four to six years, reinstated a 90-day grace period for citizens renewing their gun licenses, and signed a law providing free replacement licenses.


Romney is such an idiot. A semi automatic simply means that if you pull the trigger the gun will fire and reload the next round. In other word you don't have to cock the gun.

This is the AK 47 semi automatic version. 

This is a semi automatic hunting rifle chambered in 308 caliber

The AK-47 round and the .308 round are almost identical. The AK-47 may look scary but the semiautomatic hunting rile equipped with a scope is more is even more deadly


When he supported the Brady Bill in 1994, Romney said, "That's not going to make me the hero of the NRA. I don't line up with the NRA." 


Just before declaring his candidacy for the 2008 Republican nomination for president, Romney sucked dick and joined the National Rifle Association (NRA).[ In 2005, Romney declared the 31st anniversary of the Gun Owners' Action League "Right to Bear Arms Day".

Romney made several statements in his 2008 campaign regarding his proficiency with and support for firearms:
"I've hunted a number of times, of various types of small rodents."

"Shooting rabbits single shot 22 is pretty hard."


Romney is full of crap. When you fire at a rabbit they run if you miss. Squirrels are another story. Romney is lying. He never hunted. A single shot .22 is perfectly suitable for rabbit hunting!
"I have a gun of my own. I go hunting myself. I'm a member of the NRA and believe firmly in the right to bear arms. In our state . . . there are a series of laws restricting gun ownership in various ways. Over the past four years, I've worked very closely with the Gun Owners' Action League here, which is an affiliate of the NRA, and we've made some changes which I think they feel have been positive steps. And so you are going to see that, I think, hopefully, in other states as well, as they make progress, perhaps further than Massachusetts has."

"So I'm a hunter and believe in Second Amendment rights, but I also believe that assault weapons are not needed in the public population."

Romney later said that he did not 'own' a gun and said that one of his sons keeps two guns at the family vacation home in Utah.

The Associated Press reported in April 2007 that Romney never sought a hunting license in any of the four states where he has resided. Romney replied by saying that he mainly hunts small game in Utah, which he said does not require a license. He lied about that too. Small Game License For Utah  It looks like Romney broke the law again or lied or both.





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