Jim Traficant For President

I have shown that the best presidents are also the status presidents. William Howard Taft was our best president. Teddy Roosevelt and Bill Clinton were also fat presidents in they were also among our best presidents.

Unfortunately former Ohio congressman Jim Traficant is not eligible to be the president because he was convicted of a felony. These charges were probably trumped up and the man did not get a fair trial. Some of the jurors who convicted Jim Traficant admit now that they were afraid not to vote to convict him. Do your own research on that.

I never realized how fat Jim Traficant had gotten nor did I know how much he loved food. In the above video we see the former Congressman chowing down on ice cream. I really like seeing that. Once Jim got his fill of ice cream he gave a very interesting interview. He went over a lot of things in this interview but what struck me was his tax plan. Traficant believes that a 25% national retail sales tax is the best and most fair way to tax everyone. He believes eliminating the IRS and income tax and repealing the 16th amemndment which states, "The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.. He says the 25% national retail sales tax will more than cover the needs of the government. He also believes that we should do away with the 16th amendment. Traficant believes that eliminating all corporate tax and all income tax will cause companies to move back to the United States and I think he has a point.


Some key points he made about 25% national sales tax are that it is a voluntary tax. He pointed out that 25% of the cost of everything we buy is to pay tax on it. He pointed out that corporations don't pay taxes regardless of the rate because they merely passive costs of taxation on the consumer. He accurately pointed out that illegal aliens are not paying any income tax but they will have to pay sales tax on the items they buy. He also made a point that tourists who come to the United States will be paying the sales tax. He believes that the prices of items manufactured in the US would come down because lower corporate taxes would mean lower production costs. He points out that the elimination of income tax would give Americans of all income levels more disposable income.

Traficant like many other politicians expressed his disgust with the current tax code saying that it was too complicated and that 10 accountants can prepare a businesses taxes and they will all come out with a different number. He believes that a 25% national sales tax would be constitutional, simple and fair.


Please take the time to watch this very entertaining and informative video of Mr. Traficant pontificating on the economy and other things. I don't know if the man is a crook but my gut is telling me that he isn't.

I would like to see Jim Traficant get a show on the news channels or start his own YouTube channel. I think he is too tightly wound to be effective in today's Congress. I got a feeling he might fly off the handle and choke the crap out of some lying mealy mouth politician. As much fun as it would be to watch it would not help the people. 

I will be doing more research and reporting on him. I have yet to form much of an opinion about the man so for now I will merely report on him and hope that my readers make up their own minds. The Chef has a saying, "never trust a skinny Chef" but I think you would agree that we should also never trust a skinny politician. Julius Caesar learned that lesson the hard way.

Caesar:
Antonio!

Marcus Antonius:
Caesar?

Caesar:
Let me have men about me that are fat,
Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.
Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,
He thinks too much; such men are dangerous.

Lance Armstrong A Fat Hater

We all know that Lance Armstrong is a scumbag but we didn't know how big a scumbag he really was until the Oprah interview. I guess then it is no surprise that Armstrong is also a fat hater. The following is an excerpt from a Yahoo article:

"Good Lord, what a guy.

At one point Armstrong addressed Betsy Andreu, the wife of a former teammate Frankie Andreu, who testified that while lying in a hospital bed in 1996 Armstrong told his doctor that he had doped.

Over the years Lance and his henchman bullied and bruised Betsy relentlessly. They called her names. They tried to wipe her out. They, according to Betsy, blackballed her husband's career. She kept standing up and speaking out. There was even a voicemail from an Armstrong associate who said she hoped "somebody breaks a baseball bat over your head."

Lance knows he was terrible to Betsy so he said he called her the other day to begin making amends. You know for, among other things, calling her "crazy." He decided to tell Oprah about it, including what is apparently his idea of a sense of humor.

"I did call her crazy," he said. "I did. I did … I think she'd be OK with me saying this, I said, 'Listen, I called you crazy; I called you a bitch; I called you all of these things, but I never called you fat.' "

[Related: Lance Armstrong's admission could hurt cycling's Olympics future]

Then he smirked.

Now that's a novel way to gain forgiveness: make a fat joke about a woman on national television.

Needless to say, Betsy wasn't OK with him saying it.

"I guess we know why I was [a bitch] all these years, putting up with that," Betsy said on CNN on Thursday night after watching the clip. "How was I supposed to act? Sweet as apple pie? … That exchange right there, it has me furious."

Take a number Betsy.

Across the spectrum there is fury and regret. Mike Anderson, a former personal assistant who claims Lance tried to ruin him, avoided watching the interview. Then he inadvertently was exposed to a replayed segment while waiting to comment on CNN.

"I didn't want to hear his voice ever again," Anderson said.

Fellow riders say they wish they'd never hooked on with him. Support staff claim they wish they'd never taken a job. Sponsors are lining up to sue. Journalists who carried his water for years are writing they wish they'd never bought the lie."

Armstrong said the following about Betsy Andreu, " "I did call her crazy," he said. "I did. I did … I think she'd be OK with me saying this, I said, 'Listen, I called you crazy; I called you a bitch; I called you all of these things, but I never called you fat.' "

Let's think about this. He called her crazy. He called her a bitch and he even wanted someone to bash her skull with a baseball bat but in Armstrong's psychotic brain being fat is worse than being a crazy bitch who in his mind needs her skull cracked with a baseball bat. This is only a tiny piece of a fragment of the Armstrong story but I thought it was important to bring it up.

I have been critical of Oprah because she's a whiny fat girl but she handled Lance Armstrong masterfully. Kudos to Oprah.

Read more about the Oprah Lance Armstrong interview here.

What Will Happen to Armstrong Now?

My guess is NOTHING!

What Others Are Saying

mizofan 

He bullied, sued and tried to destroy people who told the truth about him, and he needs now to name all the people who helped him cheat, and together denied a fair chance and career to honest cyclists

michel7773 

Are you kidding me? People go to jail for selling a bit of marijuana. He, on the other hand, lied, cheated, perjured himself in a Federal Court, for over TEN years, as he made millions and millions of dollars (over 30 million dollars of American tax money from the Postal Service alone), he destroyed clean cyclists' careers who dared to tell the truth, he bribed officials and doctors, and now he'll be throwing his colleagues under the bus. What, do you want to give him another trophy? Unreal.

degeatest 

he is still the same arrogant cunt. he seems proud of what he has done. he should really just hang himself because he is a disgrace to all hard working people in this world.

Ken Telope 

He's only coming clean now because of the investigation and insurmountable evidence against him. If people hadn't started speaking up he'd have carried it with him to the grave, I'm sure.

Leave a comment.

Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks

Cenk Uygur is not just another political pundit. Unlike political pundits on the left but on the right Cenk sets himself apart from the pack simply by telling the truth. People like to characterize his views as liberal or progressive but if the political spectrum was what was in the 60s, 70s and 80s Cenk would be a moderate. It seems today to telling the truth and calling a liar a liar somehow makes one a liberal.

Earlier in life Cenk held what are considered conservative views. In fact in the 90s, he supported and voted for Republicans. By 2000 after seeing the hypocrisy of the Republican Party and its members he voted for Al Gore in 2000. He was logical enough to see that when it comes to most issues the Democrats are right and the Republicans are wrong. He saw Bill Clinton take a train wreck of an economy that he inherited from 12 years of Republican control and turn it into the longest sustained prosperity in the history of the United States.

You have to admire a man who can look at the facts and change his mind. Yet admire a man who doesn't hold his ideology with this zealotry a religious fanatic.

For a short time Cenk Uygur had a show on MSNBC and in spite of the fact that his show continued to rise in the ratings the suits, and I don't mean the Hart Schaffner Marx suits, I mean the Armani suits, and a tailor-made suits decided to take him off the air. Turns out that his honesty, integrity and hard-nosed style angered some of the criminal elite in Washington DC. Some piece of trash at MSNBC offered him a lot of money to take a less visible role on the corporate controlled prescription drug advertising whore of a network. They were afraid of what Cenk might say. They were afraid that he might tell the truth on members of the criminal elite so they tried to buy him. They threw a lot of money at him to stay but Cenk told them very nicely to go fark themselves.

Right now the only talking heads on MSNBC that I think is worth a shit are Ed Schultz and Chris Mathews. Pierce Morgan is mealymouthed, Lawrence O'Donnell is the same blowhard that Keith Olbermann was and Rachel Maddow is a bit too smug although she's not one to pull punches. Like Ed Schultz and Chris Matthews, Cenk is not afraid to call a punk a punk and a liar a liar. Like Ed Schultz, he doesn't mince words. If MSNBC wants to grow its audience they need to hire more honest and aggressive journalists and newsmen like Cenk. Cenk is a real guy who simply tells it like it is while offering an honest and fresh perspective.

I would urge my readers to subscribe to the Young Turks on you tube or follow him on Twitter. Or watch them on Current TV

Bigger Fatter Politics Hits 1 MILLION Page Views

This is cause to celebrate. Currently this blog receives in excess of three quarters of 1 million page views per year. That number is growing and if this trend continues it will hit over 1 million views per year.

Millions of Americans and thousands of people around the world will visit this blog in the next two years to get fat centric view of politics.

The Truth About Health Care

Boycott Papa John's Pizza

COVID 19 Statistics

United States cases

Updated May 16 at 2:40 PM local

Confirmed

1,473,415

+13,256

Deaths

88,237

+1,019

Recovered

260,146

+5,159

Coronavirus (COVID-19) statistics

United States cases

Updated May 16 at 7:50 PM local

Confirmed

1,496,632

+24,206

Deaths

89,404

+1,260

Recovered

272,386

+13,348

From May 16 2:40 pm  to May 16 7:50 pm 1167 Americans have died from COVID-19. That is over 1000 people every 5 hours who have died from COVID-19. That's over 5000 Americans per day who are killed by COVID-19

Sorry Trump and sorry MAGAts, COVID 19 is not a hoax so shut your filthy lie holes!

UPDATE!  Trump donor John Schnatter is a full blown racist scum bag corporate gangster! This fucker who poses as an Italian needs a visit from the Mafia. Boycott his pizza not only because he's racist slime and he fucks his employees, boycott this shit head because Papa John's pizza SUCKS! Frozen pizza are much much better. Try Scream Sicilian Pizza. What Schnatter needs is a bunch of angry screaming Sicilians putting a black hand on the side of his face and his balls in spaghetti sauce.

Papa John’s claim that NFL protests are hurting pizza ...

Papa John’s Racist Founder John Schnatter Gets The Ax ...

Buy your pizza from a place where working class people are not used as political pawns. Papa John's CEO says employees may lose hours to pay for Obamacare John Schnatter says Obamacare will increase price of pizza 10-14 cents. Actually, it's 3.4-4.6 cents, according to Forbes Papa John's Facing $250 Million Text Message Spam Lawsuit Koch-funded FreedomWorks: Stand with Papa John's (screw the workers) Politics with your pizza? John Schnatter: You can keep your politics AND you can keep your pizza. We want neither.

"Papa John" is living large in his $600 million castle!

John Schnatter’s 40,000 square foot castle is located in a wealthy country club suburb of Louisville, Kentucky. The property is spread out over a 16 acre estate and as Romney mentioned, features several swimming pools, a private lake and a golf course. The guest house alone is 6000 square feet and is valued at over $7 million according to Zillow.com! Another interesting feature is the 22 car multi-level underground garage which has its very own “valet office”, car wash and a gigantic motorized turn table-driveway to help park stretch limousines. (CelebrityNetWorth.com)

Other places to avoid: Boycott this Florida Denny's Boycott Koch Brothers Olive Garden and Red Lobster

IN OTHER NEWS: WHY TRUMP IS A SUSPECT IN JEFF EPSTEIN'S MURDER


Related: Republican Senator deep throats Papa John's sausage and takes pepperoni in the ass.

UPDATE!

More Bad News For Papa Johns!

(NEWSER) – One large pepperoni, a text-message scandal, and a boycott on the side, please. Papa John's is in the middle of a big mess on two fronts, one in court and one in the media. Here's a look at both: LINK

• Papa John's is in the midst of a drawn-out $250 million class-action lawsuit for allegedly sending millions of unsolicited texts to customers back in 2010. Some plaintiffs allege that they received as many as 16 texts in a row, sometimes in the middle of the night, reportsCNN. They're suing for $500 per text, but could end up getting triple that pending the jury's decision.

• Meanwhile, Papa John's CEO John Schnatter is under fire after saying last week that, in the wake of Obama's win, franchise owners may opt to cut shifts for full-time employees to less than 30 hours per week to avoid having to offer them health benefits, as per ObamaCare, reports Kentucky's Courier-Journal.
• It didn't take long for reactions to start pouring in, with calls for a boycott of the pizza franchise. A Facebook Page for the protest already has more than 1,500 likes, and a Reddit post about the matter has garnered more than 4,000 comments.
• Caleb Melby, writing for Forbes, took a look at the math behind Schnatter's claims that ObamaCare will force him to hike pie prices by 10 to 14 cents. That math might work out if you only look at large pizza sales, but on average, he figures the increase should only be 3.4 to 4.6 cents a pie.
• On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart also did some (hasty) math, and figures that to offset health-care costs (which Schnatter estimates at $8 million), Papa John's needs to sell another million or so pizzas. That should be easy, he says, since the company once ran a promo advertising 2 million free pizzas. He advises Schnatter to instead “take all the millions you donated for partisan political purposes and pump it back" into health-care advances that could be good for business.
• Not everyone is hating on Papa John's, however. More than 14,000 Facebook users have RSVPed to aNational Papa John's Appreciation Day for this Friday, started by a group called Reboot USA, which compares it to the Chick-fil-A frenzy back in August. Supporters are urged to buy an extra pizza and donate it to someone in need.

UPDATE: What real Pizza Loves Think Of Papa Johns Pizza

That "better ingredients, better pizza" mantra might work in the boonies, but when there's actual pizza nearby, you're exposed.  And it's not like they have to compete with NYC pizza here.  Garbage ingredients, garbage pizza.  Service with a smile?  No dice!  Requests for extra sauce results in nearly no sauce.  The crust has more flavor than the cheese.  The condiments... BEST ingredients?  Are you out of your mind?  Bland and processed, at best.  If you're in the area and need pizza, try Dagwood's or Earth, Wind & Flour, or nearly anything else (except Dominoes and Pizza Hut).

(As a side note, why are all of the national garbage chains (Papa Johns, Pizza Hut, Dominoes) run by hard line right wingers?  I'm not attacking their politics, I just want to know what conservative mindsets and crap pizza have in common...)

BUGS ON PIZZA!

I'll make this brief:

I found a dead (cooked) spider in my pizza.  I called to complain.  They prepared to send me a new pizza.

"No, I don't want a new pizza.  I'm trying not to throw up here.  I just want to tell you this so you clean up your ovens and your kitchen."

I will never order from here again.  I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat Papa John's pizza again.

Papa Johns Can Make you DEATHLY ILL!

UPDATE! I Fat Bastardo have eaten a lot of pizza including Papa Johns. Papa Johns is the worst. Fatlings like to get the most bang for the buck and ordering delivery pizza is not cost effective. I have eaten every frozen pizza and everyone of them is far superior to Papa Johns and they cost less. By the time a pizza delivered you can bake and be eating a frozen pizza.

Tombstone pizzas are fat guy approved!

Al Roker Pooped His Pants At White House

It has recently been revealed that the once roly-poly celebrity and weatherman Al Roker crapped his pants at the White House in 2002. Al Roker or the Roque as he's referred to by his fans claims to have accidentally pinched a loaf in his boxers while visiting Pres. George W. Bush in 2002. The Roque blames gastric bypass surgery for causing an inability to control his bowels and of course that is a reasonable explanation because many people who get gastric bypass surgery are unable to control their bowel function. Then again, it could simply have been a very large wet fart.

Here Al Roker is queefing a fart!

"And I probably went off and ate something I wasn't supposed to. And as I'm walking to the press room … I gotta pass a little gas here. I'm walking by myself. Who's gonna know? Only a little something extra came out," - Al Roker-

I don't know the Roque's political stripe nor do I know about the stripes in his BVD's but another explanation could be that he was sending a message to President Bush. There are a lot of people who would like to leave former President Bush and his criminal vice president Dick Cheney a big smelly turd and with the incomplete digestion caused by ghastly bypass surgery that renders those BMs are most foul the wisecracking weatherman may have been sending President Bush a not-so-subtle message.

Perhaps the wily weatherman Al Rocher wanted to make a stink at the White House to send a message to Bush in protest of the invasion of Iraq and to show the Bush regime the inhumanity of biological and chemical weapons. Since most gastric bypass patients wear adult diapers I find it a bit suspicious that a man as smart as the Roque would not be wearing a Depends diaper. Logical truth of this is quite clear; Al Roker was sending the White House a message.

I can't finish this article without asking the question who's better the rotund Al Roker or the skinny and emaciated Al Roker. I will not offer an opinion on this, but instead I will let my readers decide.

UPDATE!

Our Internet reporter, Rotunda Hindenburg filed a freedom of information request under the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) and forced Secret Service to turn over this photo of Al Roker's poop. Big Al was not honest when he said that the mess in his pants was a result of a rogue fart.

BOMBSHELL!

Fecalgate

What ended up in the newsman's pants was an extremely large stool that clearly could've been a threat to the President's safety and national security. We will work diligently to discover why this incident has been spun and played down. Not only do I smell turd I also smell a cover-up so I've contacted Alex Jones from Prison Planet and he has agreed to sniff around and get the poop on the poop.

Alex Jones, "You can't sweep something this big under the rug and closing the lid on something like this will not make it go away. Sources tell me that this is a mutant stool created by secret underground government lab in Flushing New York."

More on Fecal Gate  Fecal Gate begs bigger questions

By John Commode and Jean Papier

Sometimes, you just have to use your hand. Give it a good shake, and do what you think is right. You're allowed to stink, even if you're a Washington DC reporter. In fact, it's encouraged. And just because your job description doesn't say you should report the fact that  rectal sewage gushes into the Main Stream Media every day because a mammoth stool caused your ass  to jam, you probably should anyway.

It seems Fecal Gate may  be a case of covering up a controversy after all, though apparently it's too soon to say so definitively. 

Thankfully there are independent news sources like Bigger Fatter Politics were not afraid to venture into the putrid muck and report on the politics of the day. The mainstream media will try to polish this turd but with journalists like Fat Bastard of the award-winning bigger fatter politics and scatology experts like Alex Jones from Prison Planet shady government figures will be held accountable from the White House to the outhouse. 

Deadly dung or benign BM? 

Feisty Fatty Foils Fuzz: Police Pester Paunchy Patriot

As part of our Portly Patriot series Bigger Fatter Politics is featuring patriotic porkers who stand up to the tyranny that is coming to America and the rest of the world. I was once of the belief that the police leave us fatties alone but my readers have adroitly pointed out that fatties are just as likely to suffer from police brutality and harassment. Click Here for the BILL OF RIGHTS

If you watch the above video in its entirety you will see that the police targeted this resourceful fat man. It's obvious that he has been a previous victim of police misconduct. He saw what the police were up to and he caught it all on video. Had he not have the protection of video recording the police he probably would've been Tazered and brutalized. Once the sow discovered that she was on video and she would be unable to make her bogus charge stick she backed down.

What attracted her to this car in the 1st place?

Let's look at the facts. Here's a fat guy in a car at a convenience store. That's what the cop saw when they pulled up. The fatties friend when in the convenience store and bought him coffee and some doughnuts. Cops can smell doughnuts a mile away. They smelled doughnuts in this car in this is why they're looking for any excuse they could to pull them over illegally and confiscate his doughnuts.

Wrong advice for dealing with the police.

Nothing calms a crazy cop better than a doughnut

I have suggested that all fatties and even siblings carry a bag of doughnuts with them at all times in order to calm out-of-control police down but them if they cause more trouble than it prevents so I would go back to my original advice and how all motorists to carry a Dunkin' Donuts free doughnut cart and when presenting your papers to the Gestapo hand them a free doughnut card along with your license registration and insurance card.

This video has received nearly 1 half  million views on YouTube so there is no doubt police have watched this. They're now going to think twice before they fuck with a fat guy.

Go Fuck Yourself Harry Reid!

The US congress has reached and all time low in the eyes of the American people but it has reached an all time high among Jerry Springer fans.  U.S. Congress can't pass the farm bill and they can't vote on funds for the victims of hurricane Sandy but there sure are great when it comes to histrionics. When House Speaker John Boehner told Sen. Harry Reid to go fuck himself it was a classic Springer moment. It's always nice to tell somebody to go fuck themselves but it also matters where you do it. When you publicly drop the F bomb you want to do in a place where has the most impact. Of all the places in the world to drop the F bomb what better than the White House? Not only will Jerry Springer fans appreciate John Boehner's timing so will fans of Johnny Knoxville's Jackass. Like so many Republicans John Boehner is a consummate jackass.  Say what you want about House Speaker Boehner. So what that he drinks like a fish and smokes like a chimney and who really cares that he's a big crybaby? Anybody who can drop the F bomb in the White House and gets away with it has to be admired. Pres. Obama probably remained stoic and Sen. Reid dodged the cheap shot as though it was coming from a punchdrunk fighter who was already too out on his feet to know that the fight was lost before he even stepped into the ring. Badly outclassed by a skilled professional Harry Reid, Boehner's desperation showed as Reid skillfully sidestepped the lawmaker's histrionic verbal haymaker.


This happened at the White House right in front of Pres. Obama during a closed-door meeting regarding the fiscal cliff. Normally when two adversaries become combative the president likes to sit them down and have them work out their differences over nice cold glass of beer but that wouldn't work out because the senator is a Mormon and Mormons don't drink alcohol and the speaker of the house is a hard-core alcoholic and it would be wrong for the president to give a mean drunkard like John Boehner alcohol.

Perhaps Pres. Obama needs someone who was on both sides of this issue and that would be Idaho Sen. Mike Crapo. Mike Crapo is a Republican, a Mormon and a drunk. He could bring a fresh perspective to this and maybe he could be John Boehner's sponsor in Alcoholics Anonymous and maybe John Boehner can sponsor Crapo in Hypocrites Anonymous.

I use the boxing analogy because Sen. Harry Reid is one tough hombre. Sen. Reid actually is a boxer and throughout his career as a boxer and a senator he has shown that he can go the distance and take a punch. The man has heart and tenacity but more than that he has guile. This little fight is like Tyson versus Holyfield. As disgusting as it was when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear and spit it out, it sure made for great theater. Both Tyson and speaker Boehner were both desperate men with no chance of winning against superior opponent. What Boehner did was more like crapping your pants in the middle of the ring in order to get disqualified rather than biting off a piece of his opponent's ear. Drunkards are quite used to crapping their pants.

Can you picture Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan or Barack Obama telling some doofus like Mitch McConnell to go fuck himself? Democrats don't behave that way. Joe Biden would never use the exact words," go fuck yourself". The vice president would employ some Irish diplomacy so that the persons fucking themselves would enjoy it before they realized that they were indeed fucking themselves.

John Boehner may be a pathetic smudge of a man but who in their right mind would want his job even though some of the biggest ass clowns in Congress are gone now. Allen West and Joe Walsh are gone and somebody had to fill their ass clown shoes and since Boehner already has a red nose, who better than the drunken weepy ass clown Ohio?

Let's say that John Boehner got into cussing contest with his fellow Republican Joe Walsh. I think it would go something like this.

Boehner: Go fuck yourself!

Walsh: No! You go fuck yourself!

Boehner: No! You go fuck yourself!

Walsh: No! You go fuck yourself!

Boehner: No! You go fuck yourself!

Walsh: No! You go fuck yourself!

Boehner: No! You go fuck yourself!

Walsh: No! You go fuck yourself!

Mouth Wide Open And Wearing a Pearl Necklace

I suppose, is Bill Clinton told anybody the growth of themselves it would probably go something like this, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky"

If Ronald Reagan had said it it would probably go something like this, "well… There you go again, fucking yourself".

President Obama would probably say if he were inclined to use it have language, "yes you can go for yourself".

Other classy Republicans who said things like that. Dick Cheney probably couldn't speak for more than 10 minutes without using the F bomb. George W. Bush likes flipping the bird.

Harry Reid clearly outclassed this bum but when it is all said and done this political theater was less like a boxing match and more like the WWE.

More about Boehner fucking himself HERE

Out-of-Control Cop Punches Defenseless Special-Needs Girl

Now that you have seen the video and and witnessed this brutality you think in addition to the bias against this girl was not just that she was special needs but also because she was fat?

What do you think should happen to the cop who hauled off with all his might and knocked her out cold?

UPDATE!

Our readers have informed me that cops do target fat people. In the above video cops mistake a pregnant woman for be fat and they kick her in the belly. She needed and emergency C-section.

Here two more pregnant women are tazed and beaten.  Obviously they were mistaken for being fat.

We need more fat cops. Feed them donuts and they will calm down.

This demonstrates the power of the doughnut. The police officer protecting handcuffed man from the other police officer is clearly a doughnut lover. He loves doughnuts and he knew that the suspect in custody had some doughnuts and that is why he protected the handcuffed suspect from police brutality.

It would probably be wise for fat people who are increasingly becoming victims of police brutality to carry doughnuts with them and if not carrying actual doughnuts they would be wise to carry with them a Dunkin' Donuts gift card for a box of free doughnuts. They can hand it to the officer along with  license, registration and insurance card.

Steven Hawking Dead?

“I believe the simplest explanation is, there is no God. No one created the universe and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization that there probably is no heaven and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe and for that, I am extremely grateful.” 
― Stephen Hawking

Some fucking douche bag started a rumor that Steven Hawking is dead. He's not dead. Most of you know that Steven Hawking suffers from ALS. ALS is one of God's most horrible creations and it is no surprise that he would give this disease to a guy like Hawking whose brain hold the secrets of the universe and whose knowledge would advance humanity a thousand years.


Stephen Hawking and others like him may hold the secrets to warp drive and time travel. That means that we as humans can travel to distant parts of the galaxy in the blink of an eye we go back in time and get rid of all the fucking assholes like Mohammed and Jesus Christ who have poisoned the collective consciousness of humanity.

Stephen Hawking was not the only super genius who is plagued by disease. Albert Einstein suffered from dyslexia. Abraham Lincoln, the emancipator of the slaves suffered from depression as it his wife Mary Todd Lincoln. John F. Kennedy suffered chronic back pain and eventually one of God's agents killed him. The same thing happened to Bobby Kennedy, Martin Luther King and John Lennon.

I don't agree with Hawking that there is no God. I believe the evidence for God abounds and I think the ancients realized that and the religious texts that are parroted by Judaism and Christian texts seem to point to a God or some force that is cruel and destructive to living things, especially humans. Hawking cannot explain the system of things that seems to be created exclusively for our suffering seasoned with a small amount of joy to make the suffering feel worse.

Hawking has waffled on the existence of God and I suppose for him it's part of wishful thinking but the fact remains there is an intelligence responsible for the system of things and that intelligence is malevolent. When Epicurus said that pleasure is good and pain is evil he was right and anything else is just rationalization, intellectual dishonesty and bullshit.

Chris Christie Lambastes Boehner And His Republican Henchmen

Chris Christie Crucifies Congressional Creeps


Gov. Christie chews  up and spits out house speaker John "crybaby" Boehner as he shames shameful Christians.

This is one more example of how greedy the red state Bible Belt Christians really are. Republican Congressman from New York and New Jersey did not hesitate to vote for aid for hurricane Katrina victims in Mississippi and Louisiana. Hurricane Sandy was far more devastating than Hurricane Katrina.

It's becoming more and more clear that the Bible thumpers are hateful bunch. These morons still fighting the Civil War and as we all know the Civil War was fought mostly to free the slaves who were enslaved by these heartless and cruel Christians.


As leader of the new fat acceptance movement, I, Fat Bastard, once again demonstrate that fat large and in charge guys like Gov. Christie make great leaders. The good folks in New Jersey are happy to see Chris Christie throwing his weight around. Unfortunately, Gov. Christie is the exception that proves the rule in that he is a Republican who actually cares more about people and he does his party.

I said in an earlier article that like that other fat guy Teddy Roosevelt, Christie would be wise to start his own political party. If you know your history you will know that Teddy Roosevelt was a Republican who started the Bull Moose Party. Christie would be wise to appeal to the Italian vote by starting a pizza party. As you know the state of New Jersey has a lot of Italian-American citizens and one look at Chris Christie and you know that he knows his pizza.