Commonsense and the Gluttonous Lifestyle

I was surfing the the fatosphere and I came across a thread by one of our readers that pretty much sums up the state of the gainer/feeder and fat acceptance movement. The title of the thread is Getting Fat On the Cheap which accurately paraphrases an article that Proud FA the Dean of Feederism wrote. This thread was found on Fat-Forums a slutty BBW community.



"The level of lying, denial and hypocrisy here is astonishing.

Fat people are gluttons whether they admit it or not. This is a porn/feeder/gainer site mostly and you liars are invoking phony Christian morality and using lies to justify something that deep down you think is wrong which isn't wrong ie, GLUTTONY!

Maybe the truth is is that you fatlings CAN'T HANDLE THE FAT and that is why you are lying and denying your gluttony and claiming the laws of physics don't apply to your bodies.

You also deny the medical facts of your gluttony. FAT PEOPLE DIE SOONER because of their lifestyle choices. They will deny that obesity is  the result of a choice because they think it's a bad choice. Gluttony is neither a good or bad choice. It is simply a choice. Deep down you people are fat haters because you are denying and therefore condemning the very behavior that made you fat and keeps you fat. Again... YOU CAN'T HANDLE the FAT! Either be fat and take the good with the bad or be lean and take the good with the bad because until we can manipulate gravity, and adress the medical challenges associated with gluttony/obesity you either take the good with the bad or you don't but don't lie about it.

Gluttony is pure Ayn Randian objectivism. Greed self-indulgence is the new morality.  You fatties need to shit or get off the pot and not only embrace the fat but embrace the gluttonous lifestyle that goes with it. Embracing that lifestyle means accepting the reality of that lifestyle. Maybe this will help... You can live a long time with a Spartan life style or you can have a shorter but more abundant life as a greedy and hedonistic glutton which is what your are doing now.  My only popint is is that your should be proud of the fact that with your greedy mouths you are digging your graves one delicious bite after one delicious bite. We all have to die from something so it might as well be something we like.

I stay lean because I like porking fat girls better than eating food and besides us skinny guys can really throw the dick. Fat men in many cases simply cannot pork a fat girl or pork were with the duration, ferocity and endurance of a fit lean guy with good cardio vascular health. When men like me do is a service to these fat girls since fat men have a tough time mechanically porking them. That is why we need slender women for fat boys to bone.  Let these waif's do all the work and besides when it come to eating pussy fat men excell in that area and slender women don't have all that funkiness that fat girls have like chronic yeast infections."

Medical Marijauna For Weight Loss?

The following article discusses marijuana is a possible anti-obesogenic substance. Many questions arise both legal and moral upon this latest revelation. One must ask how the fatosphere is going to react to this recent scientific findings. Will they suddenly become violently anti-pot in the same way that they are violently anti-diet?

From a medical point of view a 33% reduction in obesity is significant so this begs the question, will medical marijuana dispensaries be selling marijuana for weight reduction?

People have asked me, Fat Bastard, for the reaction of the new fat acceptance movement. I tell them that we remain neutral on the subject as we see it as a wash and that we have no official position. Personally I, Fat Bastard, like it. Food tastes better when you are stoned and the fact that it makes you leaner allows you to eat more. How can that be bad? At the end of this article there will be some expert commentary from our resident culinary nutritionist and medical marijauna patient The Chef.

Marijuana Slims? Why Pot Smokers Are Less Obese

Read more: http://healthland.time.com/2011/09/08/marijuana-slims-pot-smoking-linked-to-lower-body-weight/#ixzz2U3hHi3XP

Super hot thingling getting baked!

If cannabis causes the munchies, how is it possible that pot smokers are thinner than nonsmokers?

A new study published in the American Journal of Epidemiology finds an intriguing connection between marijuana use and body weight, showing that rates of obesity are lower by roughly a third in people who smoke pot at least three times a week, compared with those who don’t use marijuana at all.

Researchers analyzed data from two large national surveys of the American population, which together included some 52,000 participants. In the first survey, they found that 22% of those who did not smoke marijuana were obese, compared with just 14% of the regular marijuana smokers. The second survey found that 25% of nonsmokers were obese, compared with 17% of regular cannabis users.

The association between pot smoking and lower risk of obesity remained strong even after adjusting for other factors that could influence body fat and health, such as cigarette smoking, age and gender. But the correlation between weed and weight doesn’t mean that marijuana smoking actually causes weight loss.

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Many other factors could account for the connection. For example, some research finds that highly religious people are less likely to take drugs, but more likely to be obese — perhaps because they’re substituting one compulsive behavior (overeating) for the other (smoking marijuana). So, some of the obese people in the national surveys may be religious folk, who might otherwise be heavy marijuana smokers, but are eating too much instead. That could make it look like marijuana is slimming.

Also consider that one of the most popular uses of medical marijuana is to stimulate appetite in people with cancer, AIDS or other diseases. Such patients are significantly less likely to be obese than the general population — so in this case, weight loss would precede or prompt the marijuana smoking.

Whatever the explanation for the link between marijuana and less obesity, it’s unlikely that cannabis could serve as an effective diet aid. For one, smoking pot has been shown to increase appetite in multiple studies, at least in the short-term, so it likely wouldn’t help dieters resist temptation.
Secondly, a drug that has the opposite effect of THC, marijuana’s main psychoactive ingredient, has itself been shown to aid dieting. Called rimonabant, at high doses the drug nearly tripled the weight loss achieved by people taking placebo. It also frequently caused severe depression and suicidal thoughts, however, so while it was briefly approved by European authorities, it was ultimately pulled from the market.

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Of course, none of this explains why marijuana smokers in the national survey samples didn’t get fatter by taking a drug that can clearly stimulate appetite. One factor may be tolerance: many of marijuana’s effects are reduced in frequent users, as the body adjusts to it.

Another may be substitution — the smokers could be seeking comfort by smoking more marijuana, rather than eating more. Or, perhaps other ingredients in cannabis like cannabidiol (CBD) could reduce the appetite-increasing effects of THC in the same way that they reduce its paranoia-inducing properties.

Whatever the case, marijuana research never lacks for surprises!

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Maia Szalavitz is a health writer at TIME.com. Find her on Twitter at @maiasz. You can also continue the discussion on TIME Healthland’s Facebook page and on Twitter at @TIMEHealthland.

Read more: http://healthland.time.com/2011/09/08/marijuana-slims-pot-smoking-linked-to-lower-body-weight/#ixzz2U3a5LPcm

Commentary by The Chef 
Note: The Chef, a man of color speaks in the third person.

The Chef is a big man with a big appetite and he ain't makin no aplogies for it. The Chef also possess a degree in culinary nutrition from the esteemed Johnson and Wales cooking school. The Chef is a proud man of color but unfortunately the chef is a bit gouty in the leg. Because this the chef smokes a bong or two of the sticky green... For medicinal purposes only. This makes the chef an expert in this area. As an expert culinary nutritionist, proud man of color and medical marijuana patient the Chef is eminently qualified to speak on the subject. There's nothing better than a good meal after inhalation of some BC Hydro. The Chef only smokes the best. There ain't no telling how fat the chef would be if he did not medicate his condition with the smokin of the sticky green. The Chef would encourage nearly everyone in America to smoke pot. Pot makes everything better.

The Chef loves the ladies and ladies love the Chef. When the Chef is making sweet love to a fine lady he likes being high. The Chef likes his ladies like he likes his stakes thick and juicy but he got no wood for them BBWs God bless em.

Kate Harding Dead?

Old Fat Girls Never Die They Just Smell That Way

After the demise of NAAFA the Fatosphere exploded in a flabbalache of angry fat girl fat acceptance blogs. The most famous and the angriest belonged to Kate Harding. When cornered with logic or reality Kate would angrily oink the term douche canoe at her detractors where as those of us in the new Man Friendly Fat Acceptance Movement would just oink.

In 2010  fat acceptances' philosopher queen Kate Harding vanished like a fart in the wind only to leave the fatosphere more splintered and even more chaotic. It seems that Kate has paddled her douche canoe into unknown waters leaving another vacuum in the already vacuous and leaderless old fat acceptance movement.

Rumors continue to swirl. Is it true that Kate went on a diet and is not the dreaded and much maligned size 4 that she was famous in condemning? Is she now merely a butter face? Sid she go the Carnie Wilson route and have weight loss surgery.

Like so many fat girls Kate was unable to admit that your can't have obesity without gluttony. If fat girls like Kate Harding were truly fat accepting then they would be gluttony accepting.

Kate's defection to the other side... 

Lean and Elegant Me Me Roth

Unwilling to accept and embrace gluttony Kate has joined forces with her arch nemesis Me Me Roth. Is Kate now working with the Queen of Lean? Are the rumors true. Has Kate's fat girl jealousy finally made her run to Fatopolis and seek out Me Me as her mother confessor?



Let's be honest, Me Me is one of those women that men want to see and fat girls want to be. She's everything a fat girl is never going to be and while the strident and sputtering Kate Harding continued to rail against the so called fat hating society signs of her defection were emerging.

 

Here is Kate using every fashion and photographic technique in the book trying to look lean and svelte. FAIL! If Kate were really happy with her size she would be wearing polka dots and be much much fatter. Kate is clearly a dieter.

Our internet reporter and fat feminist Rotunda Hindenburg believes that Kate Harding has been booted from the fatosphere for not being fat enough. She believes that jealous fat girls forced Kate out by black mailing her. Rumors suggest that she was seen with Jenny Craig. She has also been seen eating salads and buying SlimFast.

Who will step up and fill the void? Who has the sweep of a Kate Harding? Who else has the verbiage and language skills to slay the fat haters by calling them douche canoes?

Fatty McFatty Fat Fat Fats! aka Marion Kirby from the Rotund opined.

One of the things that bothered me during the Nightline taping was that I got referred to as the leader of the fat acceptance movement. I planned to address it but then MeMe Roth started talking and, well, you know.

So I’m addressing it here, after a week or so of thinking about it. Here’s what I think:
FA doesn’t really have a central leadership body. There’s NAAFA, but NAAFA doesn’t work for everyone, you know? And they do some great work and I’m proud to know the members that I know but….

It isn’t a body to which I look for leadership.

There’s a bunch of us bloggers. But we’re, as much as I love the internet and the powerful community that we build here, still such a new force in the history of FA.

So who are our leaders?

You are.


Got something to say and want to contact Ms Kirby? Contact me Marion Kirby. All hate mail, particularly fat-phobic rants, is subject to mocking.


Ms Kirby is wrong. Every movement needs a central leadership and the FA movement is no exception. NAAFA has been a dismal failure. NAAFA was doing fine until it lost the leadership and vision of founder Bill Fabrey. The movement then degraded into a gluttony denying lean woman hating man hating farce. It remains that way to this day as malingering malcontents, mostly fat girls, oink their foolish sophistries that make all fat people look like liars and idiots.



If the fat girls ever want the Fat Acceptance movement to enjoy an ounce of credibility they need to realize that gluttony is good and that they are gluttons.

  

The Old Man Hating NAAFA

Founded by Bill Fabrey in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to ending size discrimination in all of its forms. NAAFA's goal is to help build a society in which people of every size (except for slender and athletic women. We hate those bitches!) are accepted with dignity and equality in all aspects of life. NAAFA will pursue this goal through advocacy, public education, and support. To support this effort, we will need lots of Twinkies. And Boston cream donuts - we just love those! It's the closest thing we can get to male semen. Oh, and venti caramel macchiatos to wash it all down. Thanks for your support!

http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/

Angry fat girl!

Anyone want to hazard a guess at what the female percentage is in this organization? I'm guessing >90% twat. An obese guy knows that no one gives a fuck about him, least of all women. He either learns to accept that he will be forever ostracized or he loses the weight. An obese female on the other hand wants to make everyone accept her - all 300lbs of her.

The most dreadful thing about NAAFA and much of the fatosphere is the gluttony denial.  Everytime one pigs out they have to lie and deny when in reality...GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

There are a lot of guys who will pork BBWs and SSBBWs so what are these fat girls so pissed off?  Fat porn is huge these days. A simple Google search proves that. Fat girls are sluts. 

 

Fat girl porn sites are flooding the internet. Men are not rejecting these hot and horny hoggers. Actually it is quite the contrary. Since fat girls are easy guys are porking them keft and right.

The angry NAAFA fat girls need to get over themselves.

Now for a cleanse of the palate.

The Home Made Twinkie: A Good Twinkie Recipe

In my last article I, Fat Bastard, lamented the coming demise of the Twinkie. Many of us gluttons are in pre mourning. There have been Twinkie riots in some states and I will be contacting NAAFA in hope of organizing an occupy Hostess demonstration. If we fatlings hold a sit in the cops will need a crane and a Caterpillar D-9 bulldozer to move us. What are they going to do when there are 1000's of us oinking loudly and angrily in a deafening din?

This could unite the splintered fat acceptance movement. When this hits the fatosphere, groups like NAAFA, Big Fat Blog http://www.bigfatblog.com/ and Fierce Free Thinking Fatties http://fiercefatties.com/ will be waddling side by site with those of us in NAFAM and NIFIM in an unstoppable flabbalance of epic proportions.

Here are some cheers we will be chanting.

We are fat! We are mean! We don't want not Lean Cuisine!

2 4 6 8 we do not regurgitate. Then we will burn MeMe Roth in effigy.

Last night Thinnette baked up 6 pans of these DIY Twinkies and while they were not exactly like the genuine article they were pretty damn good. The Chef is also working on his own special chocolate Twinkie but like the Belly BurgerTM  this will have a copyright and patent and will only be sold in stores and online.

Get ready to drool fellow fatlings. Here's the top secret recipe Thinnette found on MSNBC via Wiki Leaks.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38681430/ns/today-food/t/make-your-own-twinkies-top-secret-recipe/#.TxceDryF_Xg

Recipe: Twinkies

Todd Wilbur

Secret Ingredients

• Non-stick spray
• 4 egg whites
• One 16-ounce box golden pound cake mix
• 2/3 cup water
• Filling
• 2 teaspoons very hot water
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 2 cups marshmallow creme (one 7-ounce jar)
• 1/2 cup shortening
• 1/3 cup powdered sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla

 

 

Preparation

You will need a spice bottle, approximately the size of a Twinkie, ten 12 x 14 -inch pieces of aluminum foil, a cake decorator or pastry bag, and a chopstick.

Preheat oven to 325 degrees.

Fold each piece of aluminum foil in half twice. Wrap the folded foil around the spice bottle to create a mold. Leave the top of the mold open for pouring in the batter. Make 10 of these molds and arrange them on a cookie sheet or in a shallow pan. Grease the inside of each mold with a light coating of non-stick spray.

Disregard the directions on the box of cake mix. Instead, beat the egg whites until stiff. In a separate bowl combine cake mix with water and beat until thoroughly blended (about 2 minutes). Fold egg whites into the cake batter and slowly combine until completely mixed.

Pour the batter into the molds, filling each one about 3/4 of an inch. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until the cake is golden brown and a toothpick stuck in the center comes out clean.

For the filling, combine salt with the hot water in a small bowl and stir until salt is dissolved. Let this mixture cool.

Combine the marshmallow creme, shortening, powdered sugar and vanilla in a medium bowl and mix well with an electric mixer on high speed until fluffy.

Add the salt solution to the filling mixture and combine.

When the cakes are done and cooled, use a skewer or chopstick to make three holes in the bottom of each one. Move the stick around inside of each cake to create space for the filling.

Using a cake decorator or pastry bag, inject each cake with filling through all three holes.

Serving Size

Serves 10

Dr Conrad Murray on Trial for the Death of Michael Jackson

Many of us in the fatosphere are still reeling over the tragic death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. In a few days the trial of one of his killers Dr Conrad Murray will begin. We can only speculate on what his defense will be and those of us in the new and enlightened Fat Acceptance movement believe in the presumption of innocence. In this article I, Fat Bastard will speculate as to what defense the Murray's lawyers will employ. If I were his lawyer here is what I would do.

1. BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE!

Michael had seen a lot of doctors in his past. I would blame all of them for his drug addictions for adding to his weakened condition and then his death. This one won't fly on it's own but it could open the door for reasonable doubt and it could prove helpful in the penalty phase if Dr Murray is convicted.

This next one will fly because there is a lot of truth to it. Three of the agents of Mr Jackson's tragic death are DA Tom Sneddon, media whore Nancy Grace and media whore Diane Diamond. Their unfounded accusation, vicious attacks and zeal to smear with their lies wounded this gentle man so deeply and weakened him so greatly that it killed him and the medications only sped up the process.


2. BLAME THE VICTIM

 Even though Michael was sober and not using drugs the defense can make that charge but the main charge they will make will be to blame the fact that Michael was dangerously underweight. This one has some legs. The following article appeared on Bigger Fatter Blog shortly after Michael's death.

Anorexia's Role in the Death of Michael Jackson

It is well known that people of low body weights have a lower tolerance for drugs. Any first year medical student knows that but it would seem that Jackson's physician Dr Conrad Murray was absent from class on the day that was taught. Joe Jackson patriarch of the Jackson family has called for a second autopsy and now Dr Murray has lawyered up after an examination by the Los Angeles County coroner's office failed to determine what killed the 50-year-old pop music icon. Dr Murray's lawyer/mouthpiece maintains that Murray is cooperating with he police.... and pork is the other white meat. Give me a break! Just like in the case of Anna Nicole Smith, sleazy doctors, hangers on and a deadly dose of Demerol most likely caused this tragic death and ended the come back of the beloved King of Pop.

Facts about Demerol (Meperidine hydrochloride):

Contraindications:
1. Has received MAO inhibitors within the past 14 days.

2. Is allergic to narcotic analgesics or to any of the ingredients of the medication.

Side effects of Demerol:

The major hazards of meperidine, as with other narcotic analgesics, are respiratory depression, circulatory depression; respiratory arrest, shock, and cardiac arrest have occurred.

Demerol is usually only used for a short time. Repeated or high doses may cause drug levels to build up in the body and cause serious side effects such as seizures and shaking. Caution is advised if this medication is used for conditions which require long-term or high-dosage treatment (e.g., sickle cell anemia, burns, cancer).

Dr Murray has to be either a moron or a murderer. The autopsy will show that a huge dose of the prescription drug Demerol was what stopped the heart of MJ and broke the hearts of his million and million of fans. Speculation has started already about Jackson's use of pain medications. He may have been addicted to pain killers. Addiction to pain killers does not kill people unless they take an over dose. There are many chronic pain patients who lead very healthy lives who are addicted/dependent on drugs like Vicodin and its natural cousin morphine. Most chronic pain patients are addicted to pain medications. Jackson was probably in chronic pain and now the media whores and vultures in the media like that foaming at the mouth pit bull Nancy Grace want to paint the recently deceased Mr Jackson as some sort of pill popping junkie. Did these shit bums every consider the toll all the years of dancing have taken on the 50 yearold's frail and battered body? Of course not. They haven't because that would require some thought, integrity and compassion and they are vile scumbags.


Media whore Nancy DisGrace


Another ugly media whore is Diane Dimond. Contact her HERE! 

If you want to see Diane Dimond get exposed for the hack she is click HERE!

Certainly there were drugs involved but that does not make up for the fact that Michael Jackson the King of Pop was severely anorexic. OK Fat Bastard but how does this apply to the new fat acceptance? Fellow fatlings and fat admirers, here's how I got there. Even as a kid MJ was rail thin.


Jacko as an anorexic teen.


Notice his stick-like legs

Even in the 90's Jacko was far below an 18.5 BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 is the lowest healthy BMI. At the time of his trial for pee pee touching the King of Pop weighed under 100 pounds. So what Fat Bastard, how does this apply to fat acceptance? Here is how it applies. Michael Jackson had been dangerously underweight for nearly all of his career but where was the press? The press make great sport of thin female celebrities who are thin and perhaps borderline underweight but they were strangely silent when it came to the most famous MAN on earth. This pretense of concern to skinny female celebrities is revolting and the epitome hypocrisy. Here is one of the thin actresses the jealous fat girls in press love to pick on and call anorexic.


The lovely Victoria Beckham

UPDATE: According the the coroner's report Michael Jackson weighed 108 pounds when he died. Jackson stood five feet ten inches tall. That means his BMI Body Mass Index was 15.5. Compared to Michael Jackson, the actresses that the jealous fat girls portray as anorexic are porkers.

UPDATE: It is now suspected that the drug Diprivan was found in Jackson's home. Diprivan is a power anesthetic that is not approved for home use. Your local pharmacy does not carry this drug and your doctor could not prescribe it to you. Diprovin has to be administered intravenously. It is used to knock people out for surgery.

From the FDA website: Diprivan Injectable Emulsion is an intravenous sedative-hypnotic agent for use in the induction and maintenance of anesthesia or sedation. Intravenous injection of a therapeutic dose of propofol produces hypnosis rapidly with minimal excitation, usually within 40 seconds from the start of an injection (the time for one arm-brain circulation). As with other rapidly acting intravenous anesthetic agents, the half-time of the blood-brain equilibration is approximately 1 to 3 minutes, and this accounts for the rapid induction of anesthesia.

Bigger Fatter Blog is not just fat acceptance, obesity and gluttony promotion. We are also the leading voice in the NEW size acceptance movement. We at BFB are not mean to skinny folks. While my best friend Proud FA only porks fat girls and the only women that I can bone are skinny ones so there is no way I, Fat Bastard, and Proud FA are going to get on the bash skinny women band wagon. We barely bash http://www.actionagainstobesity.com/NationalActionAgainstObesity/NAAO.html founder MeMe Roth. Victoria Beckham is not even underweight. Michael Jackson WAS dangerously underweight and no one said anything. Here's some news for you jealous fat girls; manorexia is a real thing. That's right, men suffer from anorexia too. In your hateful zeal to attack thin actresses you completely forgot about MJ and all the emotional reasons he for why may have starved himself to death. His blood is on your jealous skinny woman hating man hating hands. Before you silly fat hens go saying that a drug overdose was what really killed Michael Jackson consider this. If Michael Jackson had been at a clinically normal weight he most likely could have handled the shot of Demerol his reckless personal physician Dr Murray gave him. Hell I could have taken ten times the dose they gave MJ and not felt a thing. Poor emaciated Michael, like all skinny people had such a low and slow metabolism his frail and battered body could not handle the dosage of medication he was given.

The lovely Jessica Stroup

Jealous fat girls of the man hating press using PhotoShopped (see the proof) images are trying to say that Jessica Stroup and Shenae Grimes of 90210 are "dangerously thin" and have an eating disorder. YOU STUPID IGNORANT JEALOUS BITCHES, compared to Michael Jackson who really was dangerously thin Jessica and Shenae are fat! How dare you jealous vain bitches waste paper writing such trash just because you won't accept and embrace your own obesity and gluttony and pay homage to the belly God the way true fat accpetors do. In case you haven't heard GLUTTONY and OBESITY are GOOD! I hope MeMe Roth steals your husbands.

Rest in Peace Michael Jackson and thank you for your wonderful music. You brightened an often bleak world. You will be missed. In the meantime Proud FA, the many readers of Bigger Fatter Blog and I would like to express our deepest sympathy to the Jackson family. Good bye Michael. The world mourns your passing.

MJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJMJ

                                  Altered Jessica Stroup image Unaltered Brooke Hogan image

Normal human bodies are about eight heads high. Brooke Hogan in this picture measures about eight heads high despite the fact that she has the Hulkster's big head. Jessica Stroup in this altered image is only 5 and one half heads high. This is proof that jealous fat girls in the media alter images of normal sized actresses to make them look anorexic. Measure them for yourself.

To prove we at Bigger Fatter Politics did not alter these images here is a link to the website of the man hating NAAFA inspired yeast beast who altered them.

http://current.com/items/89456081_which-body-type-do-you-prefer-jessica-stroup-versus-brooke-hogan.htm

• The body width = 2 1/3 heads
• The body height = 8 heads
• Distance between nipples on chest = 1 head
• Width of calf muscles together at lower arc = 1 head
• Bottom of the knees = 2 heads from ground level

For an amplified version of the chart below click this link.
http://www.idrawdigital.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/prop_female.gif


You jealous fat girls are sooooo transparent!