Fat Girls Ruin it for Everyone

Why I hate fat girls: Tipping the Dating Market Scale

Being raised in The States and then spending years traveling the world, I have noticed a phenomenon. I have noticed that the attractive girls in the USA are especially stuck up, overconfident and entitled. You may think that this is just the culture, and it is, but only a part of it is the culture. I actually remember thinking to myself “What are hot girls so difficult?”

Up until recently, USA was the fattest country in the world. Growing up I remember countless instances of looking at a fat girl and thinking, wow she has a really cute face, if she were skinny she would have guys all over her. After traveling the world and seeing places with very few fat girls, I came to the realization that… I hate fat girls.

Why I hate fat girls?

While traveling in countries with low obesity rates I noticed that hot girls were much easier to obtain and were much less bitchy. They were actually… humble. It blew my mind. The main pattern I saw was very clear. In countries with more fat people, the hot girls were marginally more stuck up.

Fat girls are tipping the scale

The reason for the sexy girls being so stuck up is simple. When a girl is fat, she is no longer attractive to 99.9% of men. This means that the only guys chasing after her are the mythical “chubby chasers” or lower value guys (that don’t really want them, but are out of options.)

This means that 99.9% of men are desiring a now dwindling percentage of skinny girls. Now from those skinny girls there is a percentage that aren’t hot. So 99.9% of guys are now desiring an even smaller percentage of women.

This means that those women  that are hot are going to be fawned over, put on pedestals, sucked up too and hit on ALL THE TIME by 99.9% of men. Now there are some guys that don’t have the courage, confidence or game to go for the hot girls, but even they will usually say something awkwardly obvious to girls like these.

The result?

Hot girls in fat countries are stuck up

Because of an unnatural amount of guys sucking up to them and fawning over them, these women start to believe they are gods gift to planet earth; they think that their dating market value is much higher than it really is.

Then there is the fact that there should be more hot girls walking around, but those hot girls have turned themselves into Jabba the Hut. Many of these fat girls would actually be stunners if they took care of their body. If they did that, the small amount of hot girls wouldn’t get so much attention from so many men and the world would be a better place.

Fat people don’t think that obesity affects anybody but themselves

Most fat people really believe this. They think that they are not hurting anyone and that it is their body to do with as they please. But they do affect other people. They affect men and the dating market. Not only do they make it harder for men to score with the girls they are attracted to, they are forcing some men to choose something that is unattractive to them or be celibate.

As an American and with Obama Care starting up, obesity will be reaching into my wallet and taking money from me. Obesity causes countless medical problems and those are problems that the government is going to be paying for and since the people pay for the government… the people pay fat people to be fat.

On top of all that there is the fact that a large amount of fat people are on welfare or medicare. So, even more tax dollars are going to feed an unhealthy lifestyle that fucks up society.

Obesity literally affects other people because they have to look at it. Being fat is not natural. It happens because people eat more food than they need to. When you stare at excessive fat you are not seeing the natural form of a human being, you are seeing a sickness, a sickness that they can help, but don’t.

Furthermore, I hate fat girls because they don’t see how much it affects themselves. They are depressed because no guy they like actually likes them. They are depressed because they can’t go do the activities they want to or fit into a beautiful dress. They are sad because it is affecting their health.

If every one of these girls made it their number one priority to lose weight, not only would they be happier, but society would be happier.

Why obesity in men has a different effect

Like it or not, we as men have to face the facts… we are shallow, especially in comparison to women. Women care about looks, but they care about looks much less than men. To know exactly how important looks, personality and money are to women check out: Understanding Sexual Attraction: What Makes A Woman Want You.

Because women don’t care as much about looks, this means that a fat guy can get a hot girl. This means that the obesity epidemic doesn’t affect how women feel about men as much as it affects what men feel about women. Men are the ones getting screwed. All the fat guys can still chase after the hot girls and they do.

All this still leads to the fact that 99.9% desire a small percentage of women. That is a problem.

 Mexico Vs. Philippines

Mexico, starting about six months ago, took the fattest country in the world title away from the U.S. I have traveled through a lot of South America and I will tell you right now, the hotter girls in Mexico are the hardest to crack out of any place I have been south of the American border. Why? For the same reason as before, fat girls are becoming more common over there, so the girls that stay skinny are getting ALL the attention from all the different types of Mexican men.

I have also spent a lot of time in the Philippines, a country with a very low obesity rate. Good luck finding any truly stuck up girls in the Philippines, I spent over 3 months there dating A LOT of women and I can’t remember a single one. Why? Because beauty is only affected by their genetics, not by obesity. The dating market is equal over there (actually in favor of men thanks to the high percentage of gays and lady boys).

What you can do?

The world is pushing towards ignoring obesity, even to the point of calling it beautiful at times. You must call obesity what it is, a sickness.

If you are talking to a fat girl, don’t tell her how beautiful she looks, tell her how beautiful she would look if she were a healthy weight. If a fat girl is asking you if she thinks she should diet, tell her that she better if she wants to live a long life. If a fat girl complains that no guy likes her, don’t pussy foot around the subject, tell her why no guy likes her.

Every person can help make the world a better place, one fat girl at a time.

The Promised Land

Men in countries with high obesity rates are getting shafted. These men are faced with a dating market that is stacked against them (if they want a girl they are naturally attracted to.) This is unfair and it is a problem that our forefathers never had to deal with.

You will notice that game is more popular in fatter countries. Surprising? It shouldn’t be. These are the guys that won’t accept dating a girl they are not attracted to, they know that the dating market is stacked against them.

The only way out?

I hate fat girls because of how hard it makes getting laid, but you can escape fat girls. Open up a map and go to any place with low obesity rates. Watch how much different an attractive girl will react when you start hitting on her; it will blow your mind. Watch as a relationship with a beautiful woman will naturally happen, without the need of high level game and lots of experience with women.

These places are the promised lands; they are the places that we were promised as kids. They are the places that we imagined when we grew up, back when we thought women were supposed to be sexy, feminine, thin and sweet creatures. The promise land exists… in a land far away… a land with very few fat girls.

Thigh Gap vs Thunder Thighs

Real Women Have Thigh Gaps

We all have heard angry jealous fat girls saying, "Real women have curves."  when confronted with the reality that they are fat or obese. Their maniacal hatred for skinny women and their delusional nature makes them inclined to say such dishonest and stupid shit. The thigh gap is a sign of good reproductive health and good stewardship of their bodies.

Thunder thighs are never a good thing. 

1. They chafe.

2. They bleed

3. They trap moisture

4. They perpetuate yeast infections

5. They destroy slacks and pantyhose.

6. Burnt hair.

Fat Thighs = BIG Yeast Infections

Thigh grease!

For decades firefighters have used door grease to extricate super morbidly obese fatlings from their homes and apartments. Clever fatties have applied the professional version of door grease to their thunder thighs. Today the same formula used in door grease is now available for inner thigh use and pillow arms.

More real women! If you think she's better than you fat girl it's because she is!

Doctors Suck

Fat women are always whining about how much doctors suck. Normally fat women are full of shit but doctors really do suck.BTW the skinny girl in the above video is HOT!

Doctors are more deadly than guns!

Doctors are rude and arrogant!

Doctors kill more Americans than germs!

Doctors are more dangerous than gun owners!

Greedy doctors amputate for big money!

Not All Psycho Women are Fat

The following is from the site MidLife Bachelor. I, Fat Bastardo, am all too familiar with psycho women. I know a lot of them and I know of them. It was psycho women who ruined the fat acceptance movement. These dreadful personality disordered histrionic professional victims blame men for everything. They think that men are wrong for not finding them physically attractive but a quick Google search will show that fat porn beats skinny porn by 100 to 1! The reason men are rejecting these fat girls is because they are psycho bitches from hell.

It's not just fat girls who are out of their minds. I, Fat Bastard hear it from men with wives of all shapes and sizes. Fat girls are worse only because their psycho nature works synergistically with their fatittude like a chain reaction nuclear explosion but make no mistake, normal sized women can be just as bad.

http://www.midlifebachelor.com/articles/whatmakesawomanpsycho1.html

MIDLIFE BACHELOR 




I have had a fair amount of comments and questions on the “psycho” type of woman (from the 14 Types of Women under Fundamental Truths about Women and Midlife Dating Today … the section entitled, Types of Women – Psycho).   Recently, a very intelligent and good-looking woman with a PhD wrote in – and explained that it is men’s behavior that often make women become psycho … and she asserted that it is unfair for me to unilaterally label certain women as being psycho without knowing the circumstances, or possibly looking inward (at the man) for the root cause of the woman’s psychotic behavior.   She makes a good point – and so this short article elaborates a bit on the topic of PSYCHO WOMEN.

I believe that there are two types of PSYCHO WOMEN:

1. Psycho women who are psycho by default
2. Psycho women who become psycho as a consequence of some situation or circumstance

Psycho Women who are "Psycho by Default"

The Psycho Women I wrote about under Types of Women – Psycho are really the ones that belong under category 1) above … which means they are psycho all on their own … without anyone’s influence or intervention.   Let’s review some quick examples from the Types of Women – Psycho section.   First of all – there was Mia … the hot car dealership customer service girl.  On my very first date with her, she sent her food back several times and made a big stink about how her meat was cooked … for no good reason … while my food got cold … and at a fairly cheap restaurant.   That was psycho in my mind – and she confirmed this psycho attribute a few dates later when she went off on me for bringing her ground sirloin, and then yelling at me when I tried to kiss her goodnight!   Trust me – there was nothing that I did in any of these instances that caused this woman to turn psycho … she was that way on her own … which is exactly why I wrote her off after that second psychotic episode.

Another good example is the wife of my buddy, Greg – her name is Tiffany.  Whenever she shops, if anyone working in the store does not treat her with the utmost respect and graciousness, then she will pitch a fit and make a big scene … as though the world owes her some kind of royal treatment.  My buddy, Greg, won’t even go shopping with her – because he says she is so volatile that he never knows when she is going to blow a gasket over the tiniest thing.  I’ve seen this woman in action myself, and she needs no one’s help in order to deliver a 100% psychotic episode!

Now there certainly are varying degrees of psychotic behavior – and really when I refer to “psycho women”, I am referring to those who display the extremes … women who suddenly go off on you for no reason, or with little warning or provocation.  These psycho women are usually fairly easy to spot … although sometimes they know they are psycho, and are able to mask or withhold their psychotic behavior for some period of time during the initial phases of a relationship.   The best thing you can do is to watch for bizarre behavior, and make the appropriate mental notes … because you may have to dismiss her if these episodes become anything more than infrequent.

NEXT PAGE - SITUATIONALLY PSYCHO WOMEN >>> 

Check out their Forum Mid Life Bachelor Forum

Welcome Jenna Talia: Bigger Fatter Politic's Newest Reporter and Researcher

Root and ye shall find. Oink and the door will open.  Squeal and it shall be given.

I, Fat Bastard, can probably add another truism or two to what I just said such as good things come to those who wait or patience is a virtue. We are always looking for talented reporters and stringers who can contribute to Bigger Fatter Politics. We have our science editor, politcal analyst, cartoonist and Renaissance man Dr. Gerald Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog, we have Rotunda Hindenburg our resident angry man hating fat feminist reporter and commentator along with social critic and expert on just about everything the incomparable Belly Boy. Bigger Fatter Politics is blessed with the best and brightest reporters and journalists on the planet and just when I thought things couldn't get any better I, Fat Bastard received an email along with the resume and curriculum vitae of one Jenna Talia. Jenna asked me, Fat Bastard, if I Fat Bastard would allow her to submit some articles for my approval and publication on Bigger Fatter Politics. After reading a sample of her work I, Fat Bastard was bowled over by the high journalistic standards, professionalism and the punchy style evident in her work. In spite of the fact that Jenna recently graduated from one of the most prestigious journalism schools in the United States her work displays a degree of professionalism and seasoned writing of veteran journalists eg, David Brinkley, Walter Conkite, Edward R Murrow, that is rarely seen these days. It gets even better. Jenna Talia is one of those rare slender women and like many slender women Jenna has been the victim of cruel persecution by fat girls. Because Bigger Fatter Politics is fair and balanced and has the highest journalistic standards we're delighted to be able to present Jenna's insight into the issues.

For privacy reasons I cannot post Jenna's resume and cover letter but I can post a public comment which she left introducing herself right here on Bigger Fatter Politics.

Jenna writes: See the article and comments by clicking here.

 

Jenna Talia May 17, 2013 at 1:23 PM

Hi there Fat Bastard you Fat Bastard,

I have been reading your blogs with great interest. I have burst into tears reading your articles because I was so moved by emotion that someone was standing you for us slender and waifish women. Fat girls are just plain mean and since we normal girls are outnumbered ad outweighed by them we are thrilled to have a champion like you defending us from this angry mob of waif haters.

I have sent you an email with my complete bio and I ask if you might consider allowing me to submit article for your approval for publication for your blogs.

I responded with the following:

Fat Bastard May 17, 2013 at 1:34 PM

Miss Talia,

I Fat Bastard have read your email and your resume and I can see no reason for you not to send articles for publication on our fat acceptance sites. I was so impressed by your cresentials and cirruculum vitae that I would be pleased to advise you in how to create your own site dedicated to protecting skinny girls from these dreadful war beasts.

Also thank you for the photo you included. Even though you were fully clothed in it I, Fat Bastard get hard just thinking about it.

You will be a great addition to the Bigger Fatter Political family.

The above comment was a response to an article I had written regarding the epidemic of self-hatred among fat girls. Jenna pointed out that like their blubber spilling over onto skinny passengers on airplanes and other public transportation, their hatred spills out onto attractive slender women as much as it does on to fat man and men in general. While I, fat bastard was aware of the persecution of slender women by angry self hating fat girls, I, fat bastard could not fully appreciate the impact this has on fat girls. All of us at bigger fatter politics are thrilled to have Jenna Talia as a member of our team and the bigger fatter politics family. Jenna's insight, professionalism and life experiences will help round out the journalistic mix of bigger fatter politics.

Welcome aboard Jenna Talia. 

Weight Gain Drugs vs "Natural" Foods

There are a lot of weight gain strategies. A tried and true one is to eat like a pig but what about a more high tech solution? Some of the best appetite enhancement drugs are the psychiatric meds and Abilify tops the list. (Deadly Abilify Side Effects) If you don't mind life threatening and permanent side effect Abilify can increase your weight by a whopping 50 pounds a month but if you prefer a more natural weight gain nothing beats good old fashioned Doritos. Fat girls LOVE Doritos! Don't believe me? Check this out!

 

Now do you believe me?!

Nearly all psych meds are obesogenic but they can make you crazy but since fat girls are already nutty drama queens what will a few more crazy symptoms hurt; however, if you are a male gainer it sucks being crazy so eat Doritos with dip and Hidden Valley Ranch dressing.

EAT!

 

 

Kate Harding Dead?

Old Fat Girls Never Die They Just Smell That Way

After the demise of NAAFA the Fatosphere exploded in a flabbalache of angry fat girl fat acceptance blogs. The most famous and the angriest belonged to Kate Harding. When cornered with logic or reality Kate would angrily oink the term douche canoe at her detractors where as those of us in the new Man Friendly Fat Acceptance Movement would just oink.

In 2010  fat acceptances' philosopher queen Kate Harding vanished like a fart in the wind only to leave the fatosphere more splintered and even more chaotic. It seems that Kate has paddled her douche canoe into unknown waters leaving another vacuum in the already vacuous and leaderless old fat acceptance movement.

Rumors continue to swirl. Is it true that Kate went on a diet and is not the dreaded and much maligned size 4 that she was famous in condemning? Is she now merely a butter face? Sid she go the Carnie Wilson route and have weight loss surgery.

Like so many fat girls Kate was unable to admit that your can't have obesity without gluttony. If fat girls like Kate Harding were truly fat accepting then they would be gluttony accepting.

Kate's defection to the other side... 

Lean and Elegant Me Me Roth

Unwilling to accept and embrace gluttony Kate has joined forces with her arch nemesis Me Me Roth. Is Kate now working with the Queen of Lean? Are the rumors true. Has Kate's fat girl jealousy finally made her run to Fatopolis and seek out Me Me as her mother confessor?



Let's be honest, Me Me is one of those women that men want to see and fat girls want to be. She's everything a fat girl is never going to be and while the strident and sputtering Kate Harding continued to rail against the so called fat hating society signs of her defection were emerging.

 

Here is Kate using every fashion and photographic technique in the book trying to look lean and svelte. FAIL! If Kate were really happy with her size she would be wearing polka dots and be much much fatter. Kate is clearly a dieter.

Our internet reporter and fat feminist Rotunda Hindenburg believes that Kate Harding has been booted from the fatosphere for not being fat enough. She believes that jealous fat girls forced Kate out by black mailing her. Rumors suggest that she was seen with Jenny Craig. She has also been seen eating salads and buying SlimFast.

Who will step up and fill the void? Who has the sweep of a Kate Harding? Who else has the verbiage and language skills to slay the fat haters by calling them douche canoes?

Fatty McFatty Fat Fat Fats! aka Marion Kirby from the Rotund opined.

One of the things that bothered me during the Nightline taping was that I got referred to as the leader of the fat acceptance movement. I planned to address it but then MeMe Roth started talking and, well, you know.

So I’m addressing it here, after a week or so of thinking about it. Here’s what I think:
FA doesn’t really have a central leadership body. There’s NAAFA, but NAAFA doesn’t work for everyone, you know? And they do some great work and I’m proud to know the members that I know but….

It isn’t a body to which I look for leadership.

There’s a bunch of us bloggers. But we’re, as much as I love the internet and the powerful community that we build here, still such a new force in the history of FA.

So who are our leaders?

You are.


Got something to say and want to contact Ms Kirby? Contact me Marion Kirby. All hate mail, particularly fat-phobic rants, is subject to mocking.


Ms Kirby is wrong. Every movement needs a central leadership and the FA movement is no exception. NAAFA has been a dismal failure. NAAFA was doing fine until it lost the leadership and vision of founder Bill Fabrey. The movement then degraded into a gluttony denying lean woman hating man hating farce. It remains that way to this day as malingering malcontents, mostly fat girls, oink their foolish sophistries that make all fat people look like liars and idiots.



If the fat girls ever want the Fat Acceptance movement to enjoy an ounce of credibility they need to realize that gluttony is good and that they are gluttons.

  

The Old Man Hating NAAFA

Founded by Bill Fabrey in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to ending size discrimination in all of its forms. NAAFA's goal is to help build a society in which people of every size (except for slender and athletic women. We hate those bitches!) are accepted with dignity and equality in all aspects of life. NAAFA will pursue this goal through advocacy, public education, and support. To support this effort, we will need lots of Twinkies. And Boston cream donuts - we just love those! It's the closest thing we can get to male semen. Oh, and venti caramel macchiatos to wash it all down. Thanks for your support!

http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/

Angry fat girl!

Anyone want to hazard a guess at what the female percentage is in this organization? I'm guessing >90% twat. An obese guy knows that no one gives a fuck about him, least of all women. He either learns to accept that he will be forever ostracized or he loses the weight. An obese female on the other hand wants to make everyone accept her - all 300lbs of her.

The most dreadful thing about NAAFA and much of the fatosphere is the gluttony denial.  Everytime one pigs out they have to lie and deny when in reality...GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

There are a lot of guys who will pork BBWs and SSBBWs so what are these fat girls so pissed off?  Fat porn is huge these days. A simple Google search proves that. Fat girls are sluts. 

 

Fat girl porn sites are flooding the internet. Men are not rejecting these hot and horny hoggers. Actually it is quite the contrary. Since fat girls are easy guys are porking them keft and right.

The angry NAAFA fat girls need to get over themselves.

Now for a cleanse of the palate.