Friday, December 14, 2012

Kate Harding Dead?

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Old Fat Girls Never Die They Just Smell That Way

After the demise of NAAFA the Fatosphere exploded in a flabbalache of angry fat girl fat acceptance blogs. The most famous and the angriest belonged to Kate Harding. When cornered with logic or reality Kate would angrily oink the term douche canoe at her detractors where as those of us in the new Man Friendly Fat Acceptance Movement would just oink.

In 2010  fat acceptances' philosopher queen Kate Harding vanished like a fart in the wind only to leave the fatosphere more splintered and even more chaotic. It seems that Kate has paddled her douche canoe into unknown waters leaving another vacuum in the already vacuous and leaderless old fat acceptance movement.

Rumors continue to swirl. Is it true that Kate went on a diet and is not the dreaded and much maligned size 4 that she was famous in condemning? Is she now merely a butter face? Sid she go the Carnie Wilson route and have weight loss surgery.

Like so many fat girls Kate was unable to admit that your can't have obesity without gluttony. If fat girls like Kate Harding were truly fat accepting then they would be gluttony accepting.

Kate's defection to the other side... 

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Lean and Elegant Me Me Roth


Unwilling to accept and embrace gluttony Kate has joined forces with her arch nemesis Me Me Roth. Is Kate now working with the Queen of Lean? Are the rumors true. Has Kate's fat girl jealousy finally made her run to Fatopolis and seek out Me Me as her mother confessor?

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Let's be honest, Me Me is one of those women that men want to see and fat girls want to be. She's everything a fat girl is never going to be and while the strident and sputtering Kate Harding continued to rail against the so called fat hating society signs of her defection were emerging.

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Here is Kate using every fashion and photographic technique in the book trying to look lean and svelte. FAIL! If Kate were really happy with her size she would be wearing polka dots and be much much fatter. Kate is clearly a dieter.

Our internet reporter and fat feminist Rotunda Hindenburg believes that Kate Harding has been booted from the fatosphere for not being fat enough. She believes that jealous fat girls forced Kate out by black mailing her. Rumors suggest that she was seen with Jenny Craig. She has also been seen eating salads and buying SlimFast.

Who will step up and fill the void? Who has the sweep of a Kate Harding? Who else has the verbiage and language skills to slay the fat haters by calling them douche canoes?

Fatty McFatty Fat Fat Fats! aka Marion Kirby from the Rotund opined.


One of the things that bothered me during the Nightline taping was that I got referred to as the leader of the fat acceptance movement. I planned to address it but then MeMe Roth started talking and, well, you know.

So I’m addressing it here, after a week or so of thinking about it. Here’s what I think:
FA doesn’t really have a central leadership body. There’s NAAFA, but NAAFA doesn’t work for everyone, you know? And they do some great work and I’m proud to know the members that I know but….

It isn’t a body to which I look for leadership.

There’s a bunch of us bloggers. But we’re, as much as I love the internet and the powerful community that we build here, still such a new force in the history of FA.

So who are our leaders?

You are.


Got something to say and want to contact Ms Kirby? Contact me Marion Kirby. All hate mail, particularly fat-phobic rants, is subject to mocking.


Ms Kirby is wrong. Every movement needs a central leadership and the FA movement is no exception. NAAFA has been a dismal failure. NAAFA was doing fine until it lost the leadership and vision of founder Bill Fabrey. The movement then degraded into a gluttony denying lean woman hating man hating farce. It remains that way to this day as malingering malcontents, mostly fat girls, oink their foolish sophistries that make all fat people look like liars and idiots.


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If the fat girls ever want the Fat Acceptance movement to enjoy an ounce of credibility they need to realize that gluttony is good and that they are gluttons.

  








Thursday, December 13, 2012

Christie 2016

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That skinny transvestite slut Ann Coulter got it right when she said, "If Chris Christie is not the candidate in 2012 we will lose this election."  Even a crazy bitch like Ann Coulter was able to see the forest for the trees on this one. The fact that Christie is a moderate doesn't seem to bother Ann. Her Adam's apple quivers at the thought of Chris Christie making a waddle for the White House.

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I have said many times that the greatest presidents have been the fattest. Bill Clinton was fat while president and Hillary is porking up for the 2016 run/waddle for the president. If the Republicans run another bean pole like Romney they will once again lose the fat vote.


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Bill Clinton was not the only president who was a fat chick magnet. Big Bill Taft's famous mustache rides got him the female vote. This guy's face got more ass than a toilet seat.

William Howard Taft was by far and away our greastest President. Not only was he a chair buster he was an even bigger trust buster than Teddy Roosevelt.

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So loved was William Howard Taft that scientists of the day bred a special horse just for him and fat guys like him.


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Because the T-shirt had not yet been invented, ladies you rode Taft's famous mustache and meat face received a commemorative campaign button


Teddy Roosevelt was also a fat guy and when people thought he was shouting "BULLY!! BULLY!!!" he was really shouting Belly Belly. Christie could learn a thing or two from both Taft and Roosevelt.  First, SIZE matters but more than that Christie can learn and even more valuable lesson from Teddy Roosevelt. When Republicans would not back TR for the third run for the presidency he TR started the Bull Moose party. Christie would be wise to start the Pizza Party. Who wants a smelly bull moose when you can have a hot delicious pizza topped with triple cheese, pepperoni and sausage with some mushrooms for the health nuts?

READ WHY THE FATTEST MEN MAKE THE BEST PRESIDENTS

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Teddy Roosevelt and Taft: Men of girth are men of worth!


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OINK!

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Fattest States in U.S. by 2030

OINK OINK OINK the obesity rate in the US will soon top 60%. OINK OINK HOORAY America!!

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Fattest states in U.S. by 2030 http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10013828.html

The United States is in the midst of an obesity epidemic, with more than 35 percent of adults and almost 20 percent of children considered obese. While recent studies suggest the problem may have reached its plateau, a new study from Trust for America's Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation suggests things are only going to get worse over the next two decades.

The report, "F as in Fat: How Obesity Threatens America's Future 2012" analyzed existing data to project the obesity rates for each U.S. state by 2030. And the future looks bleak: 13 states could have adult obesity rates above 60 percent, 39 states could have rates above 50 percent, and all 50 states could have rates above 44 percent. Even the current thinnest state in the country - Colorado, with an obesity rate of almost 21 percent - is expected to have its rate climb to nearly 50 percent by 2030. Which states will be the fattest by 2030?  http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-10013828.html

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Take that MeMe Roth and all you fat haters. This is a proud moment for America. Gluttony is GOOD!

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Monday, December 10, 2012

Ronald Post Too Fat To Execute


COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — At about 450 pounds, Ohio death row inmate Ronald Post is so fat that his executioners won't be able to find veins in his arms or legs for the lethal injection, and he might even break the death chamber gurney, his lawyers say.

If the state is forced to use a backup method that involves injecting the drugs directly into muscle, the process could require multiple doses over several hours or even days and result in a grueling and painful end, they say.

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Post's case is not without precedent: In 1994, a federal judge in Washington state ruled that convicted killer Mitchell Rupe, at more than 400 pounds, was too heavy to be hanged because he might be decapitated. After numerous court rulings and a third trial, Rupe was sentenced to life in prison, where he died in 2006.

Glutton Avoids Death Penalty




Thursday, December 6, 2012

When Greedy Gluttony Is Not Good


Greed is Good,  Gluttony is Good and Greedy Gluttony is Even Better but NOT Always!

While those of us in the fat community eat eat eat eat eat without shame and reckless abandon to pridefully pack on the pounds to satisfy our lust for food must of us still have the good manners to share our num nums with other fatlings. We fat gluttons are noble creatures. Food centrism dictates that. Eating is a joyous social event for most gluttons. We eat until we are full and leave the rest for the next glutton. Maybe we get more than our money's worth at the all you can eat buffet but we eat and the Warren Buffet and are adherent to the Buffet buffet rule which is don't take more than you can eat. We do not stockpile warehouses full of food.  Big folks with big appetites take their fair share of food. While we may eat 3 or 4 times more than a leanling, we are not eating 10 or 20 or 30 or 40  or in the case of the American CEO, a vulgar 500 times more. We take advantage of fat privilege the same as thinlings take advantage of thin privilege. Only jealous fat girls squawk about thin privilege and only jealous skinny stick boys squawk about fat privilege. 

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We all need to squawk and oink about  corporate greed and coroporate privilege. As fatlings nothing is more upsetting to us than seeing people starving especially if they are kids. Those who accuse us fat gluttons or taking food out of the mouths of babes need to STFU. Our food lust is fueling this economy and creating food innovation. Corporate gangsters are hoarding trillions of dollars while a billion people in this shit hole of a world starve.

 

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When I look at the image of that starving tyke what I see is a fuck you God moment and a fuck you corporate America moment.

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For 28 dollars a month you can sponsor a child at Child Fund please click the link and sponsor a child. Leave the demise of the corporate thugs to the professionals.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Jovan Belcher, Murder Suicide, Gun Nuts and Bob Costas

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The fact is if the guy did not have a gun Jovan Belcher and his girlfriend would be alive today. The gun nuts are going nuts over Bob Costa's remarks but the gun nuts are a paranoid bunch. We are a gun culture. Gun nuts find Consta's comment offensive. If a gun nut wants to disagree that's one thing but to be offended shows him to be a gun nut who is probably too unstable and paranoid to own a gun.



Appearing as a guest on The Dan Patrick Show on Tuesday, Costas said he is not out to repeal the Second Amendment, and he wishes he had more time to explain his position than the 90-second segment afforded him. The gun nuts are still calling for Costa's head. I think think it is because they have small dicks.

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Gun Nut, pedophile and Draft Dodger Ted Nugent


Let's take this a step further. There are over 80 million Americans on psychotropic drugs, the same drugs that are almost always involved in mass shootings. Should they be allowed to have guns? The phonies at the NRA would say yes.

The gun nuts are a lying bunch because they will never give you a straight answer regarding restrictions they would support if any. They are too dishonest to say where they would draw the line. Gun nuts are irrational and they lie. There are other weapons besides firearms. What about hand grenades, stinger missiles, flame throwers, cannons, howitzers, nerve gas, rocker launchers, bazookas, or A-bombs?  In their weak minds the notion of restricting any of the above is a left wing commie assault on 2nd amendment. Most of these genitally challenged losers cannot even recite the 2nd amendment.  A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed - 2nd amendment to the constitution of the United States.

Where are the gun nuts and the whores at the NRA when weapons like blow guns, pepper spray, switch blades, cross bows, butterfly knives ect... are illegal in some areas? These gun nuts and the NRA are not about the 2nd or any other part of the constitution. They are about guns and that's all that ever enters their pea brains and eventually come out of their ignorant mouths which are often interchangeable with their assholes.

More: Belcher reportedly kissed, apologized to girlfriend after killing her

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Old Man Hating NAAFA


Founded by Bill Fabrey in 1969, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance (NAAFA) is a non-profit civil rights organization dedicated to ending size discrimination in all of its forms. NAAFA's goal is to help build a society in which people of every size (except for slender and athletic women. We hate those bitches!) are accepted with dignity and equality in all aspects of life. NAAFA will pursue this goal through advocacy, public education, and support. To support this effort, we will need lots of Twinkies. And Boston cream donuts - we just love those! It's the closest thing we can get to male semen. Oh, and venti caramel macchiatos to wash it all down. Thanks for your support!

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Angry fat girl!


Anyone want to hazard a guess at what the female percentage is in this organization? I'm guessing >90% twat. An obese guy knows that no one gives a fuck about him, least of all women. He either learns to accept that he will be forever ostracized or he loses the weight. An obese female on the other hand wants to make everyone accept her - all 300lbs of her.
The most dreadful thing about NAAFA and much of the fatosphere is the gluttony denial.  Everytime one pigs out they have to lie and deny when in reality...GLUTTONY IS GOOD!


There are a lot of guys who will pork BBWs and SSBBWs so what are these fat girls so pissed off?  Fat porn is huge these days. A simple Google search proves that. Fat girls are sluts. 

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Fat girl porn sites are flooding the internet. Men are not rejecting these hot and horny hoggers. Actually it is quite the contrary. Since fat girls are easy guys are porking them keft and right.

The angry NAAFA fat girls need to get over themselves.

Now for a cleanse of the palate.




Sunday, December 2, 2012

Black Panther 10 Point Platform Applies To All Who Are Oppressed

I am not crazy about the style but I agree in principle with most of it. My comments are in the grey type. The way I see it is that most non rich are oppressed. Blacks and other minorities are oppressed much more. They are like the canary in the coal mine.  We should in principle support the goals of the Black Panthers.

Ten Point Platform


1. WE WANT FREEDOM. WE WANT POWER TO DETERMINE THE DESTINY OF OUR BLACK AND OPPRESSED COMMUNITIES. We believe that Black and oppressed people will not be free until we are able to determine our destinies in our own communities ourselves, by fully controlling all the institutions which exist in our communities.

My commentary: This is absolutely true but the devil is in the details. These institutions are often corrupt from both the inside and the outside. Many police forces are corrupt and ridding them of that corruption means electing a clean commissioner who will get rid of crooked cops and send the wrong doers to a clean DA who will prosecute them. This will require citizens working to get rid of the slime.

2. WE WANT FULL EMPLOYMENT FOR OUR PEOPLE. We believe that the federal government is responsible and obligated to give every person employment or a guaranteed income. We believe that if the American businessmen will not give full employment, then the technology and means of production should be taken from the businessmen and placed in the community so that the people of the community can organize and employ all of its people and give a high standard of living.

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This could be done easily. The average corporate CEOs make close to 500 times more in salary alone than the average worker. CFOs, and upper management like presidents and VPs also make  obscene salaries. In Japan CEOs make 11 times more than the average worker. Japan has a weaker economy than the US but lower unemployment.



3. WE WANT AN END TO THE ROBBERY BY THE CAPITALISTS OF OUR BLACK AND OPPRESSED COMMUNITIES. We believe that this racist government has robbed us and now we are demanding the overdue debt of forty acres and two mules. Forty acres and two mules were promised 100 years ago as restitution for slave labor and mass murder of Black people. We will accept the payment in currency which will be distributed to our many communities. The American racist has taken part in the slaughter of our fifty million Black people. Therefore, we feel this is a modest demand that we make.

Slavery did even more harm than financial compensation cannot cure. Slavery stole the heritage of Africans. That said, I think it is naive to blame the government. The rich were the slavers and the rich control the government. If the Black Panthers want the Government to right these wrongs they need to get rid of the rich who currently own the US government.



4. WE WANT DECENT HOUSING, FIT FOR THE SHELTER OF HUMAN BEINGS. We believe that if the landlords will not give decent housing to our Black and oppressed communities, then housing and the land should be made into cooperatives so that the people in our communities, with government aid, can build and make decent housing for the people.

I think that his is a bit of a blanket statement. Landlords are in the business of rental property to make a profit. Different communities have different landlord tenet laws. Slum lords are real assholes. Perhaps a better solution would be a condo community that is governed and owed by the residents but you can't just take the property. Residents could organize, pool their resources and buy the property in a rent to own arrangement that could benefit both them and the landlord. They could hire a property management firm to run it.

5. WE WANT DECENT EDUCATION FOR OUR PEOPLE THAT EXPOSES THE TRUE NATURE OF THIS DECADENT AMERICAN SOCIETY. WE WANT EDUCATION THAT TEACHES US OUR TRUE HISTORY AND OUR ROLE IN THE PRESENT-DAY SOCIETY. We believe in an educational system that will give to our people a knowledge of the self. If you do not have knowledge of yourself and your position in the society and in the world, then you will have little chance to know anything else.


The boards of regents vary from state to state. Good luck trying to get that in the South. The goobers down there think the earth is flat. Here's the thing some areas of the country have more assholes than others. Take Israel, they somehow expect that the nut jobs in the Middle East are going to act nice and not fuck with them. Blacks would do better to avoid assholes. If they want to live in a predominately Black community then they need to control those communities. Put Blacks in the school boards and make sure that the curriculum is honest. 

I don't think that reminding young Blacks that they are oppressed will help them. They already know that. Identifying their oppressors so that they can get rid of them and liberate themselves is more empowering than remind them they have been fucked over by the man.

6. WE WANT COMPLETELY FREE HEALTH CARE FOR All BLACK AND OPPRESSED PEOPLE. We believe that the government must provide, free of charge, for the people, health facilities which will not only treat our illnesses, most of which have come about as a result of our oppression, but which will also develop preventive medical programs to guarantee our future survival. We believe that mass health education and research programs must be developed to give all Black and oppressed people access to advanced scientific and medical information, so we may provide our selves with proper medical attention and care.

Good luck with that. The most powerful force in the US is the greedy medical industrial complex.  Nobody's illnesses get properly treated in America. Chris Rock explained it 20 years ago. What the US needs is healthcare like the rest of the industrialized world has. France and Italy do health care for less that half the cost of the US and they do it 100 times better.

The answer would have been to give everyone Medicare and regulate the criminal doctors and health care corporations.



7. WE WANT AN IMMEDIATE END TO POLICE BRUTALITY AND MURDER OF BLACK PEOPLE, OTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR, All OPPRESSED PEOPLE INSIDE THE UNITED STATES. We believe that the racist and fascist government of the United States uses its domestic enforcement agencies to carry out its program of oppression against black people, other people of color and poor people inside the united States. We believe it is our right, therefore, to defend ourselves against such armed forces and that all Black and oppressed people should be armed for self defense of our homes and communities against these fascist police forces.

The Cops are out of control in many communities but I think making nice with the cops on the beat and trying to persuade them in a calm manner has the potential of cooling down the heat. Cops need to be dealt with politely but firmly. Cameras are a good idea. Citizens need to police the police.  While I would not want to see an arms race between police and the people they are sworn to protect I think we are past the point in many communities where open carry by law abiding citizens will make the cops think twice before violating rights and abusing citizens. Know your rights! Defend your rights! Remember, cops are errand boys for the criminal corporate elite.

8. WE WANT AN IMMEDIATE END TO ALL WARS OF AGGRESSION. We believe that the various conflicts which exist around the world stem directly from the aggressive desire of the United States ruling circle and government to force its domination upon the oppressed people of the world. We believe that if the United States government or its lackeys do not cease these aggressive wars it is the right of the people to defend themselves by any means necessary against their aggressors. 

I agree in part. Mostly I think that the US should stop being the cops of the world.  The corporations want these wars. It is much less about killing brown people than it is about the money the war machine puts into the pockets of the plutocrats. 

9. WE WANT FREEDOM FOR ALL BLACK AND OPPRESSED PEOPLE NOW HELD IN U. S. FEDERAL, STATE, COUNTY, CITY AND MILITARY PRISONS AND JAILS. WE WANT TRIALS BY A JURY OF PEERS FOR All PERSONS CHARGED WITH SO-CALLED CRIMES UNDER THE LAWS OF THIS COUNTRY. We believe that the many Black and poor oppressed people now held in United States prisons and jails have not received fair and impartial trials under a racist and fascist judicial system and should be free from incarceration. We believe in the ultimate elimination of all wretched, inhuman penal institutions, because the masses of men and women imprisoned inside the United States or by the United States military are the victims of oppressive conditions which are the real cause of their imprisonment. We believe that when persons are brought to trial they must be guaranteed, by the United States, juries of their peers, attorneys of their choice and freedom from imprisonment while awaiting trial. 

AMEN!!! We incarcerate more people than any other country.  Prisons are an industry. In the town I grew up in there was next to no crime so the cops would harass young people to drum up business. Most of the serious crimes were committed by the cops.

10. WE WANT LAND, BREAD, HOUSING, EDUCATION, CLOTHING, JUSTICE, PEACE AND PEOPLE'S COMMUNITY CONTROL OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY. When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume, among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. 

This is more than a Black thing. The power elite oppresses everyone.  Money is power. 


For further reading on the Black Panther Party, please visit their website at www.blackpanther.org. 


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Friday, November 30, 2012

Fat Bastard's Fat Friendly 13 Days of Christmas For Fatlings & Gluttons


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Christmas is the most vulgar and gluttonous days of the year and that is why we fatlings love it. The very symbol of Christmas is a fat man who spends the whole night going from house to house and eating cookies. This make Christmas the fat friendliest holiday of them all. OINK! It's a glorious celebration of greedy gluttony


$easons Greedings From Bigger Fatter Politics

Keeping with holiday tradition I, Fat Bastard would like to present to our readers my fat friendly version of the Twelve Thirteen Days of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me. As our many millions of readers worldwide know, my true love is food so I decided to rewrite this traditional holiday classic to be more glutton and fat friendly. I hope you enjoy this along with your figgy pudding and sugar plums as you celebrate this most greedy and gluttonous time of year...... OINK!


The Twelve Days of Christmas
By Fat Bastard

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On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three French ticklers,
Two Doves chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.


On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries and French ticklers,
Two  Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce
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On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jr's,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.




On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two  Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.



On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate Bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.


On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine fat lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten chefs a-chefin,
Nine Lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten Chefs a-cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Ring Ding Jr,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!




On the thirteenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me,
Thirteen pigs a-OINKING,
Twelve deep fried drumsticks,
Eleven pipers pissing,
Ten chefs a cheffin,
Nine lezzies licking,
Eight maids with Milk Duds,
Seven sluts a-swimming,
Six geese a-cooking,
Five golden Rings Ding Jrs,
Four apple pies,
Three French ticklers and pastries,
Two Dove Chocolate bars,
And a partridge in a pear sauce!

Now that you are drooling over all the food, sluts and fat lezzies see more holiday food, recipes and hot fat sluts and lezzies HERE!

  Fat Bastard and Proud FA wishing you a Merry XXX-Mas and a Happy New Year!

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Ooops! I almost forgot Thinnete and her HOT cousin Skinny Linny

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