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Fat Anon

You have all heard of Narconon and Alanon, support groups for the whiny so called victims of junkies and drunks. Now a new organization has sprouted up and it is called Fattanon and in some states Pigganon. Fattanon, like Alanon and Narconon is a support groups for thinling to attend and sit around and bitch bitch about their fatlings. Unlike Alanon meeting where they serve coffee and doughnuts, Fattanon serves veggie plates and spring water. That's intended to keep out the fatties. One fatty can go through a dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts like a chainsaw through butter.

Anonymous Bastardo!

I, Fat Bastardo will be starting a support group for Fatlings called Thinnaon. We will get together and actually do something. We will eat and work on strategies to get thinlings fat. Instead is sitting in some musty church basement we will hold our meetings at doughnut shops all you can eat buffets.We will plot and plan but mostly we will eat. 

A Rebuttal by CG Brady

Bigger Fatter Politics is the most visited fat acceptance site of all time but when I Fat Bastardo posted a Fat Tax cyber debate between CG Brady and me Fat Bastardo I suspect that the servers at Google melted. One of our long time contributors to Bigger Fatter Politics Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear took great umbrage at the comments made by CG Brady. Knowing that a fat tax or obesity is not only a hot button issue but a socially important issue, I Fat Bastardo will continue a series of discussion on this subject. The following is a rebuttal from CG Brady.

A Rebuttal to Fat Bastardo's Assertions that Obesity and Gluttony is An Economic Stimulus

Fat Bastardo asserts that gluttony is good for the economy because it creates so much more bussiness and increases sales of nearly every resource. That would be true if we were exporting these resources to other obese country but the greatest consumption by American  fatlings is food and medical care. The US medical system is a huge drain on our economy and the biggest perpetrator of fraud of all other American industries combined. In fact Blue Cross Blue Shield reports that 33% of every dollar spent on healthcare in the US goes to cover waste and fraud.

FOOD! Most of the food consumed in the US is consumed by fat people. Do the math Bastardo. 75% of Americans are fat or obese. The average fatling consumes twice as much as the average healthy sized person. Because of this over consumption America is importing more and more food. Trade deficits wreck economies.

Low wages! The food industry in the US is huge but they pay their workers poorly. They millions of low paying food jobs hurts the economy.

Absenteeism! Fat people get sick more often and have more sick days. Lower production hurts the US economy.

Presenteeism! Fat people while at work are simply less productive.

Sloth and Gluttony are Choices

Everything a fatling crams into his or her pie hole is a CHOICE. Sure there are a lot of greedy food companies working hand in hand with the medical and drug industry but is all boils down to one undeniable fact. What you put in your shopping cart, order at a restaurant and eventually shove into your pie hole is a choice. When it comes to feeding themselves fat people are just plain irresponsible.

I see you fatlings in your power scooters rooting around Walmart and when your shopping for your pig food is over you waddle to your car. I see you with a caravan of shopping carts being pushed by your chubby and dirty kids.

When fatlings blame their sloth and gluttony on anything and everything but themselves it certainly calls in to questions their character. Sloth greed and gluttony is what ended the Roman Empire and the US will meet the same tragic fate.

To my detractors:

What anti obesity advocates say is unpopular because the truth hurts. We get accused of being Nazis, fat haters, racists, right wingers, Republicans, tea baggers, evil ect ect ect... but the truth is we are telling the truth and offering opinions based on fact. The very types of people that we get accused of being i.e. Nazis, fat haters, racists, right wingers, Republicans, tea baggers, ect are almost always fat!

It's said but true, many fat people are big babies.

They eat themselves into infirmities and then cry about it and blame everything and everyone.

They eat themselves into ugliness and then go out and hate attractive people.

They eat themselves into immobility and with maniacal hate they launch vitriolic rants against people who are athletic and fit.

Fast Fat Facts: Economic Costs of Obesity

 

Healthcare Costs

• Obesity-related medical treatment costs between $147 and $210 billion a year, or nearly 10 percent of all annual medical spending (based on 2006 data). The majority of the spending is generated from treating obesity-related diseases such as diabetes.¹ Of the $147 billion, Medicare and Medicaid are responsible for $61.8 billion. Medicare and Medicaid spending would be 8.5 percent and 11.8 percent lower, respectively, in the absence of obesity.² Obese people spend 42 percent more on healthcare costs than healthyweight people.³
• Childhood obesity alone is responsible for $14.1 billion in direct costs.⁴
• Annually, the average total health expenses for a child treated for obesity under Medicaid is $6,730, while the average health cost for all children covered by Medicaid is $2,446. The average total health expenses for a child treated for obesity under private insurance is $3,743, while the average health cost for all children covered by private insurance is $1,108.⁵
• Hospitalizations of children and youths with a diagnosis of obesity nearly doubled between 1999 and 2005, while total costs for children and youths with obesity-related hospitalizations increased from $125.9 million in 2001 to $237.6 million in 2005, measured in 2005 dollars.⁶
• In California alone, the economic costs of overweight, obesity and physical inactivity are estimated to cost $41 billion a year.⁷

Decreased Worker Productivity and Increased Absenteeism

• Obesity-related job absenteeism costs $4.3 billion annually.⁸
• Obesity is associated with lower productivity while at work (presenteeism), which costs employers $506 per obese worker per year.⁹
• As a person's BMI increases, so do the number of sick days, medical claims and healthcare costs associated with that person.¹⁰

Higher Workers' Compensation Claims

• A number of studies have shown obese workers have higher workers' compensation claims.^{11,12,13,14,15,16}
• Obese employees had $51,091 in medical claims costs per 100 full-time employees, costs for medical claims for healthy-weight workers was $7,503. And obese workers had $59,178 in indemnity claims costs per 100 full-time employees; healthy-weight indemnity claims cost $5,396.¹⁷

Health and Emergency Safety Costs

• Emergency responders and healthcare providers face unique challenges in transporting and treating the heaviest patients. According to one study, the number of severely obese (BMI ≥ 40) patients quadrupled between 1986 and 2000 from one in 200 to one in 50. The number of super-obese (BMI ≥ 50) patients grew by a factor of five, from one in 2,000 to one in 400.¹⁸
• A typical ambulance outfitted with equipment and two emergency medical technicians (EMTs) that can transport a 400-pound patient costs $70,000. A specially outfitted bariatric ambulance that can transport patients weighing up to 1,000 pounds costs $110,000.¹⁹
• A standard hospital bed can hold 500 pounds and costs $1,000. A bariatric hospital bed that can hold up to 1,000 pounds costs $4,000.²⁰

Where Is This Money Going and to Whom?

This one is a no brainer. The only people reaping rewards from the gluttony bloom and the fat bonanza are the greedy corporations. Is that good for the US economy? NO!

Merry XXXmas From Fat Bastardo and the Staff at Bigger Fatter Politics

I give December 25th a XXX rating because Christmas has become such a vulgar and obscene event. I, Fat Bastardo, will join in the Christmas debauchery and eat like a fucking pig and drink like a fish and if I can find a hooker I'll let her ride my sleigh of blubber tonight. Like they say, the thicker the hide the better the ride.

Fat Bastardo on Christmas break at Miami Beach 2009

Proud FA and Thinnette

2013 NAAFA Convention

...And what do we see?

Here we see 9 gorgeous girl gluttons, 3 skinny guys and one BHM!


Three meaty mamas and no fat men.

Here we see two horny hippos and NO fat men!

Here we have 3 mega mamas mugging for the camera

Here we see 9 pugnacious porkers, 2 skinny brothas and 1 BHM who probably didn't get laid!




Here we see two big butted bimbos and NO fat men!



Here we see 5 meat faced mamas and NO fat men.


Here we see three scooter nymphs and NO fat men.

Here we have four floating floosies flaunting flab and NO fat man.

Here we have 5 hungry hoggers and NO fat men.

 Here we have four feisty landwhales and NO fat men!

I think you get the point. NAAFA has no use for us fat guys. You can do an image search for every Convention and you will find herd of fat girls. A fair number of fat admirers who came to pork some fat girls and nest to no fat men.  SHAME ON YOU NAAFA!

Some men develop wretchaphobia when they see a lot of fat girls. As an antidote here I will present some pictures of hot skinny chicks.

Welcome Jack Mehoff

Our main internet reporter Belly Boy is on sabbatical so we have hired citizen journalist Jack Mehoff. Rotunda Hindenberg and Jenna Talia have been doing a bang up job but we needed another rooster in the hen house and Jack Mehoff fit the bill. 

Let's all give Jack a hardy welcome to the Bigger Fatter Politics Family!

Welcome Jenna Talia: Bigger Fatter Politic's Newest Reporter and Researcher

Root and ye shall find. Oink and the door will open.  Squeal and it shall be given.

I, Fat Bastard, can probably add another truism or two to what I just said such as good things come to those who wait or patience is a virtue. We are always looking for talented reporters and stringers who can contribute to Bigger Fatter Politics. We have our science editor, politcal analyst, cartoonist and Renaissance man Dr. Gerald Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog, we have Rotunda Hindenburg our resident angry man hating fat feminist reporter and commentator along with social critic and expert on just about everything the incomparable Belly Boy. Bigger Fatter Politics is blessed with the best and brightest reporters and journalists on the planet and just when I thought things couldn't get any better I, Fat Bastard received an email along with the resume and curriculum vitae of one Jenna Talia. Jenna asked me, Fat Bastard, if I Fat Bastard would allow her to submit some articles for my approval and publication on Bigger Fatter Politics. After reading a sample of her work I, Fat Bastard was bowled over by the high journalistic standards, professionalism and the punchy style evident in her work. In spite of the fact that Jenna recently graduated from one of the most prestigious journalism schools in the United States her work displays a degree of professionalism and seasoned writing of veteran journalists eg, David Brinkley, Walter Conkite, Edward R Murrow, that is rarely seen these days. It gets even better. Jenna Talia is one of those rare slender women and like many slender women Jenna has been the victim of cruel persecution by fat girls. Because Bigger Fatter Politics is fair and balanced and has the highest journalistic standards we're delighted to be able to present Jenna's insight into the issues.

For privacy reasons I cannot post Jenna's resume and cover letter but I can post a public comment which she left introducing herself right here on Bigger Fatter Politics.

Jenna writes: See the article and comments by clicking here.

 

Jenna Talia May 17, 2013 at 1:23 PM

Hi there Fat Bastard you Fat Bastard,

I have been reading your blogs with great interest. I have burst into tears reading your articles because I was so moved by emotion that someone was standing you for us slender and waifish women. Fat girls are just plain mean and since we normal girls are outnumbered ad outweighed by them we are thrilled to have a champion like you defending us from this angry mob of waif haters.

I have sent you an email with my complete bio and I ask if you might consider allowing me to submit article for your approval for publication for your blogs.

I responded with the following:

Fat Bastard May 17, 2013 at 1:34 PM

Miss Talia,

I Fat Bastard have read your email and your resume and I can see no reason for you not to send articles for publication on our fat acceptance sites. I was so impressed by your cresentials and cirruculum vitae that I would be pleased to advise you in how to create your own site dedicated to protecting skinny girls from these dreadful war beasts.

Also thank you for the photo you included. Even though you were fully clothed in it I, Fat Bastard get hard just thinking about it.

You will be a great addition to the Bigger Fatter Political family.

The above comment was a response to an article I had written regarding the epidemic of self-hatred among fat girls. Jenna pointed out that like their blubber spilling over onto skinny passengers on airplanes and other public transportation, their hatred spills out onto attractive slender women as much as it does on to fat man and men in general. While I, fat bastard was aware of the persecution of slender women by angry self hating fat girls, I, fat bastard could not fully appreciate the impact this has on fat girls. All of us at bigger fatter politics are thrilled to have Jenna Talia as a member of our team and the bigger fatter politics family. Jenna's insight, professionalism and life experiences will help round out the journalistic mix of bigger fatter politics.

Welcome aboard Jenna Talia. 

Bigger Fatter Politics Hits 1 MILLION Page Views

This is cause to celebrate. Currently this blog receives in excess of three quarters of 1 million page views per year. That number is growing and if this trend continues it will hit over 1 million views per year.

Millions of Americans and thousands of people around the world will visit this blog in the next two years to get fat centric view of politics.

Who Reads Bigger Fatter Politics?

I was astounded to see how many people have switched to Google Chrome. I installed Google Chrome a few years ago and it crashed like a mother fucker but I may switch back as Firefox is sucking with its memory leaks and crashes although I like its features.

I would ask my readers to help me, Fat Bastard link this blog to further increase its readership. As leader of NAAFA my team and I have ushered in a more honest and relevant fat acceptance movement. As a result of this honesty, Bigger Fatter Blog has a a higher readership than ALL other fat acceptance sites COMBINED! Numbers on our NAAFA site are skyrocketing. Our NAAFA site has is entirely dedicated to fat acceptance, obesity and gluttony promotion whereas Bigger Fatter Politics is news, politics and current affairs presented from a fat and glutton centric perspective with a fat bias our readers have come to know and love.   Visit our NAAFA blog HERE

We have a fucking lot of readers and here's the data to prove it. Here are last month's numbers.

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Mobile	5456 (<1%)
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			UPDATE: Bigger Fatter Politics continues to dominate!

Bigger Fatter Politics Continues to Kick ASS!

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Stats For Bigger Fatter Politics

I, Fat Bastardo am pleased to announced that Bigger Fatter Politics is growing rapidly in readership.

 
Our numbers are skyrocketing.  This sort of growth is unprecedented in the Blogosphere. As many of you know, a group of angry fat girls flagged Bigger Fatter Blog and Google placed a bullshit content warning on it but because this is a political blog Google will not fuck with it. Bigger Fatter Blog still receives a healthy flow of traffic but I did not want our readers and future readers thinking there was something sordid on Bigger Fatter Blog. If you want sordid porn there are plenty of sites like that such as Dimensions.

Thank you for your continued support. Bigger Fatter Politics continues to strive to give your its legendary fat centric slant and food centric slant on the body politic.

A perfect pear!

For this achievement Bigger Fatter Politics has been given the Dr Bear Perfect Pear Award.

On behalf of our staff and reporters and commentators this is Fat Bastard reminding you all to EAT!

UPDATE: Bigger Fatter Politics Stats As of 10/24/2013 

Given these impressive numbers I would warn all politicians especially Republican slime that the power of the independent press can destroy your phony baloney careers. That said, stop taking bribes and stop lying and start giving a shit about America.  Independent journalists are not beholding to your corporate masters. Keep that in mind SLIME!

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Due to some help from some fat SEO geeks Bigger Fatter Politics experienced another HUGE spike in traffic.

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Attention all you lying sack of shit politicians, pundits and fat feminists; Bigger Fatter Politics has the power to wreck your careers. Next time you think about lying, Bigger Fatter Politics is watching. With that in mind, you might as well start telling the truth.

Fatlings Put Unsustainable Pressure On Planet's Resources

The following story is a pack of lies created by fat haters. Oink angrily fellow fatlings!

(And Their Excess Weight Would ‘Fill A Lake')

A new study shows that the increase in the average weight of populations is helping to put unsustainable pressure on the world’s natural resources.

According to new research published in BioMed Central’s open access journal BMC Public Health, the adult human population weighs in at 287 million tonnes - 18.5 million of which comes from overweight and obese individuals.

"This isn't a personal attack on fatness. In our study we're demonstrating this is a political problem," says Professor Ian Roberts who led the research at London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine (LSHTM).


"I feel sorry for people in rich countries, where in order to maintain a health body mass index, you’ve almost got to starve yourself, because the environment encourages fatness."
Roberts argues that rather than focusing on obesity, we should turn our attention to rising levels of 'fatness'.

"Thin people are getting fatter. If you're the thinest person in the office now, you'll still be fatter than the thinnest person would have been 10 years ago."

"You've got to live simply so others can simply live," he adds. "We’re on a small planet and are eating our own life support system."

The primary threat to food security remains the consumption of resource-intensive food by wealthy nations, such as meat, Roberts confirms. But he maintains that tackling population weight is also crucial for food security and ecological sustainability.

As the study’s authors pointed out at the Cheltenham Science Festival, if the whole world slimmed down through liposuction our excess fat would fill a lake the size of Derwent’s Water, reports The Times.


According to Professor John Mathers, director of the Human Nutrition Research Centre at Newcastle University body mass is the first indicator of how much food a person will consume.
“The bottom line is that increasing obesity does have major consequences for demand for food and therefore impacts on food security.”

“Because heavier people need more energy to fuel their larger body mass they consume more food than the equivalent lean person. Some fatter people may consume more energy-dense foods, such as foods that are rich in fat and/or sugar and low in water, but this is secondary to their consumption of more food."

Mathers suggests countries can mitigate the danger by preventing obesity, while reducing food waste and the consumption of animal-derived foods.

According to the study, the average body mass globally is 62kg.
In their league table of body mass, North America has the highest of any continent, with an average of 80.7kg.

While North America has only 6% of the world’s population, it has 34% of the world’s biomass mass due to obesity. In contrast Asia has 61% of the world’s population but only 13% of the world’s biomass due to obesity.

Despite our relatively small population, the UK came in 18th in the chart, taking up 1.3 kg of the world's biomass. Our average adult body mass is 167lb 2oz (75.8kg) and the British adult population is 30lb 7oz (13.8kg) fatter than the rest of the world.

Please leave your angry oinks and express your outrage!

How bin Laden Was Really Killed

The official story is that SEAL Team 6 flew in with stealth helicopters, stormed bin Laden's compound and fired a 6.72 NATO round in his skinny carcass. Bigger Fatter Politics has photographic proof showing how Osama bin Laden was really killed.

Navy SEALS did not kill bin Laden. The truth is  SSBBW agents working for the CIA killed bin Laden. It is no secret that Muslim men love SSBBWs and Osama bin Laden was no exception. In fact the bin Laden men have been into squashing for years. Osama was into it more than any of them and the CIA knew this. Osama was known to hide under SSBBWs when he was hiding in the Afghanistan caves  and the protective blubber of SSBBWs protected him from the relentless bombing by the US air force as they dropped 2000 pound bunker buster bombs on his suspected hiding places.

Here is the photo leaked to Bigger Fatter Politics.

Seized from the bin Laden compound. One of Osama's many squashing sessions.

There is some truth to the official story. A stealth helicopter did crash but it was do to the weight of the SSBBWs there was no mechanical failure as reported. Osama bin Laden was an avid feeder and fed the BBWs a steady diet of dates and camel meat.



Sex sow seductresses did what American bunker busting bombs could not do. Pulverizing bin Laden with big butts and piggy pussies they killed Osama bin Laden.