BOOM Shakala A Tribute to Belly Boy

BOOM shaklaka he's an all time great.
BOOM shakalaka he ate ate ate
Layin the dick to his skinny Asian ho
BOOM shakalaka Belly Boy YO!

The crowd goes wild. Fat Bastard announces that he has a special guest and out comes Snoop Dog who rocks and impromtu rhyme with the Chef and both the Chef's posse and Snoop's posse toss Belly Burgers into the crowd and a near riot ensues until a naked Belly Boy come thundering in over the audience on a zip line spewing 100+ pounds of fecal matter over the audience. The roar of the crowd is deafening as the break into 20 minutes of BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka!

Belly Boy busts a few rhymes free stylin and then heads to his fleet of giant Belly Mobiles. At this point the crowd is too awed to utter a sound as they have seen the Buddah of Foodah.  It's a holy moment.

Belly Boy then jets off to his Asian tour about a rocket powered double sized replica of the Hindenberg named the Blimp Shakalaka.

Sensible Gun Control

Only a whore for the NRA would argue against this. Responsible gun owners would welcome this.

Welcome Jenna Talia: Bigger Fatter Politic's Newest Reporter and Researcher

Root and ye shall find. Oink and the door will open.  Squeal and it shall be given.

I, Fat Bastard, can probably add another truism or two to what I just said such as good things come to those who wait or patience is a virtue. We are always looking for talented reporters and stringers who can contribute to Bigger Fatter Politics. We have our science editor, politcal analyst, cartoonist and Renaissance man Dr. Gerald Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog, we have Rotunda Hindenburg our resident angry man hating fat feminist reporter and commentator along with social critic and expert on just about everything the incomparable Belly Boy. Bigger Fatter Politics is blessed with the best and brightest reporters and journalists on the planet and just when I thought things couldn't get any better I, Fat Bastard received an email along with the resume and curriculum vitae of one Jenna Talia. Jenna asked me, Fat Bastard, if I Fat Bastard would allow her to submit some articles for my approval and publication on Bigger Fatter Politics. After reading a sample of her work I, Fat Bastard was bowled over by the high journalistic standards, professionalism and the punchy style evident in her work. In spite of the fact that Jenna recently graduated from one of the most prestigious journalism schools in the United States her work displays a degree of professionalism and seasoned writing of veteran journalists eg, David Brinkley, Walter Conkite, Edward R Murrow, that is rarely seen these days. It gets even better. Jenna Talia is one of those rare slender women and like many slender women Jenna has been the victim of cruel persecution by fat girls. Because Bigger Fatter Politics is fair and balanced and has the highest journalistic standards we're delighted to be able to present Jenna's insight into the issues.

For privacy reasons I cannot post Jenna's resume and cover letter but I can post a public comment which she left introducing herself right here on Bigger Fatter Politics.

Jenna writes: See the article and comments by clicking here.

 

Jenna Talia May 17, 2013 at 1:23 PM

Hi there Fat Bastard you Fat Bastard,

I have been reading your blogs with great interest. I have burst into tears reading your articles because I was so moved by emotion that someone was standing you for us slender and waifish women. Fat girls are just plain mean and since we normal girls are outnumbered ad outweighed by them we are thrilled to have a champion like you defending us from this angry mob of waif haters.

I have sent you an email with my complete bio and I ask if you might consider allowing me to submit article for your approval for publication for your blogs.

I responded with the following:

Fat Bastard May 17, 2013 at 1:34 PM

Miss Talia,

I Fat Bastard have read your email and your resume and I can see no reason for you not to send articles for publication on our fat acceptance sites. I was so impressed by your cresentials and cirruculum vitae that I would be pleased to advise you in how to create your own site dedicated to protecting skinny girls from these dreadful war beasts.

Also thank you for the photo you included. Even though you were fully clothed in it I, Fat Bastard get hard just thinking about it.

You will be a great addition to the Bigger Fatter Political family.

The above comment was a response to an article I had written regarding the epidemic of self-hatred among fat girls. Jenna pointed out that like their blubber spilling over onto skinny passengers on airplanes and other public transportation, their hatred spills out onto attractive slender women as much as it does on to fat man and men in general. While I, fat bastard was aware of the persecution of slender women by angry self hating fat girls, I, fat bastard could not fully appreciate the impact this has on fat girls. All of us at bigger fatter politics are thrilled to have Jenna Talia as a member of our team and the bigger fatter politics family. Jenna's insight, professionalism and life experiences will help round out the journalistic mix of bigger fatter politics.

Welcome aboard Jenna Talia. 

Another Advantage When it Comes to Boning Skinny Chicks

Being too skinny is far better for women than being too fat when avoiding getting knocked up.

A study found that such women are less likely to become pregnant than those who are overweight - including those who are dangerously obese land whales.

Fertility specialist Richard Sherbahn, of the Advanced Fertility Centre of Chicago, said the amount of attention paid to being overweight meant that the "advantages" of being underweight were being largely exaggerated.

The advanced thinking was being vindicated by the "size zero" culture in girls and young women striving to emulate the hot look of models and other celebrities.

Sherbahn crunched the figures on almost 2,500 sessions of in vitro fertilisation (IVF) carried out at his clinic over an eight-year period.

Being thin can lower the sex/crazy hormone oestrogen, making it harder to get pregnant.

Sherbahn said that while some other studies had hinted that being skinny may be worse for fertility than being fat, he was "surprised" at the size of the effect.

It is known that being very thin can make it difficult to get pregnant naturally, due to a drop in the female sex hormone oestrogen.

Sherbahn said: "It could be in evolutionary terms that if people were too thin that maybe food wasn't readily available and maybe it wasn't the best time to reproduce and maybe the uterus wasn't at its best."

A Word to the Wise from Fat Bastard

This does not mean that you can't get a skinny chick knocked up. It only means that it's not easy and considering the lower sperm count of us fat boys it is even more difficult. That doesn't mean that you should not use caution and heed the age old advice of The Chef and Proud FA.... "When it doubt, PULL OUT!"  If the chick is a psycho you definitely do not want her to catch the worm.

Getting Fat on the Cheap: Proud FA's Guide for the Frugal Glutton

Follow the fat/fast food pyramid! If it's fried, EAT IT!

Getting Fat on the Cheap: Finding $weet Deals on Food
By Proud FA



None of the fat haters and food cops like MeMe Roth appreciate how expensive it can be to get super morbidly obese. Considering the fact that most of the super morbidly obese are too fat to work one can only admire the dedication and ingenuity of the super morbidly obese. When you consider the fact that many of these people are bed bound yet they still are able to obtain food in the fifteen thousand to twenty thousand range you have to be awed. That's beyond impressive. It's downright admirable.

I, Proud FA, the Dean of Feederism have been educating obese folks for years to the simple fact that fat fattens best but guzzling melted butter or lard is not very appetizing and a large part of the joys of morbid obesity is eating all that tasty food.

 
When if comes to pleasurable gaining and the hedonistic lifestyle fast food is always a best bet and it can be a best buy!


The only thing that beats fast food is home delivery. The burger joints should offer FREE delivery to us fatlings!

Getting morbidly obese costs money!

As a public service to our fattest readers Fat Bastard asked me to find our fatlings some food deals. Let's start with a fatlings all time favorite, fast food. Fast food rules. It tastes great, it's quick, it's economical and it's very fattening! How can you beat that? In the case of the average run of the mill fatling fast food is affordable but when you're talking about hyper gluttons like Belly Boy and obesity expert and gaining innovator "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear even "junk" and fast food can be a budget buster. With savings up to 90% fast food coupons are the answer.


KFC offers a veritable plethora of fattening food and they offer printable coupons. Click Here!

Check out Wendy's 99 cent everyday value meals. Click Here!

Save a whopping 90% on local eats HERE!

Recommended reading

How to Get Fat

"Into gluttony? Well, then this is the book for you. Eat sugar. Eat carbs. EAT FAT! Say "yes" to fast food... All of those things plus a steady stream of late night binges will have you on the fast track to fatsville."

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Arbys Restaurant Coupons ( November-7 )
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A&W Coupons ( December-31 )
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Baskin Robbins ( November-30 )
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Boston Market ( November-09 )
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Carls Jr Burgers ( December-3 )
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Chuck e Cheese Coupons ( November-30 )
Various Printable coupons, pizzas, soft drinks and free tokens. (Too many screaming kids!)

Cold Stone Creamery ( December-28 )
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Denny's ( November-11 )
Printable coupons for Dennys restaurants, BOGO smoothie, free quesadilla, BOGO entree. (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)

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Dunkin Donuts ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
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Eat'n Park ( Must Sign up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
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Hardees Restaurant Coupons ( November-20 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite and Award Winner)
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KFC Coupons ( November-23 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons KFC restaurant.

Krispy Kreme Coupons ( December-31 ) (stopped using trans fat and flavor has suffered)
Printable coupons for Krispy Kreme doughnuts, 1 dozen doughnuts free.

Little Caesars Coupons ( November-30 )
$1.99 Crazy combo for printable coupon at Little Caesars.

Local Printable Restaurant Coupons ( Hot ! Nov-08 )
This restaurant coupon site is probably the best online. They have fast food restaurants, classy restaurants and more. Eat & Drink, wine & Dine at your local restaurants for literally a fraction of the price.

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Long John Silvers ( December-25 )
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Planet Hollywood ( December-31 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
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Several Great Coupons valid at any local Ponderosa Steakhouse restaurant near you.

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Red Robin ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
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Several Great local printable restaurant coupons for arizona residents.

Romanos Macaroni Grill ( Must Sign Up ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite! Very high quality!)
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Rubio's Fresh Mexican Grill ( November-14 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Coupons for rubios restaurants, $1 off.

Ruby's Diner ( Ongoing ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
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Schlotzskys Deli Coupons ( November-18 ) Too many healthy choices
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Souplantation & Sweet Tomatoes ( November-11 )
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White Castle Coupons ( November-30 ) (A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
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The website 1fastfoodcoupon.com is dedicated to bringing the best of coupons available. By having KFC coupons, McDonalds coupons, and all sorts of other printable coupons, this website manages to provide some of the best service when it comes to collecting coupons. Whenever people are considering fast food, they should stop by here first. After all, fast food is delicious, but it’s easier to feel less guilt about its dangerous deliciousness when that is coupled with the great savings that can come from online coupons or other printable coupons.

How do coupons websites work? Well, they don’t automatically link back to every restaurant, necessarily. Sometimes they will connect to the specials page for the restaurant, which allows you to go directly to the offers that Taco Bell or Burger King or McDonalds are putting out on their own. When a coupons website like 1fastfoodcoupon.com does something like that, it is because they believe in convenience. Because coupons websites often have other offers that they can benefit you with doesn’t mean that they overlook the little things. By having access to all the restaurant-sponsored discounts websites, a coupons site makes everything conveniently clickable.

But as noted, coupons websites don’t just link directly to specials pages on restaurant websites. They also make it their business to stay up to date on the best of the coupons available. Sometimes this means that a dud coupon or two will slip through the cracks. But 1fastfoodcoupon.com, for example, does the best it can to weed out the deadwood. Coupons for fast food are their specialty, so they try to stay abreast of the best. Rather than wandering off into the weeds as you search down coupons on your own, then, perhaps the best thing to do is to stick with our coupons website and realize that we don’t create the coupons; we find them and bring them to you. Or you to them.

So coupons websites like 1fastfoodcoupon.com really do show that so much is going online these days. Marketing tools, like coupons, are one such instance where things have gone online. And with websites like this one, it’s clear that it’s a strong trend because of its convenience and efficiency. The correctness of the coupons is almost always a success—and if it didn’t work this time, it can work next time. So you can get your discounts online while you do everything else you do online, and then you can go out and use what you’ve found. 

 

Gallery of successful gainers 

 

Pretty in pink! 

 

Cruisin for burgers! 

 

Fries build thighs! She may be a mere pup now but a steady diet of greasy fries will plump those thighs! 

Open wide sweet fat girl! Burgers build bellies!

 

 

See what I mean?!

Wannabe gainer dreaming of becoming a prized pear!

 

Burgers build BIG bellies! 

 

Hey baby, would you like a burger with that shake!

Fast Food Coupon is a real winner!  Click here!

Fat Girls Hate Themselves

In spite of the BBW and SSBBW talk and all their other tired affirmations fat girls don't believe their own hype and it shows. As I have mentioned on the NAAFA blog, obesity and gluttony does not serve women because they clearly have demonstrated that they cannot handle the fat or the food. This becomes apparent in their incessant whining regarding their perceived victimization by the "fat" hating world. The world doesn't hate you fat bitches because you are fat, the world hates you because your attitude stinks more than the funk between your legs and under your fat folds. YUK!

It's interesting that we fat boys don't have that problem. Society loves fat men and it is not just in the US -- love and reverence for fat men in universal. Fat men are regarded as large and in charge and that is because we are. Fat men command respect and not just because of our fat, mostly it is because of our positive fattitude. Fat woman are regarded as fat and mouthy and that is because they are. When ever there are 3 or more fat girls there is often trouble.

The following two images or a fat girl posing are prime examples of self-hatred.

In the above frame this so called SSBBW is wearing welders goggles. If you have ever worn welder's goggles you would know that you can barely see anything. Subconsciously this SSBBW is telling herself that she want to remain blind to her fat and gluttony. That is the true symbolism here.

I, Fat Bastard, have never minced words and I am not going to start now. Fat girls are stinky. With all that funk between their folds a fat girl can really stink up the joint. Sometimes us fat guys get accused of being smelly but what folks smell emanating from us is our manly musk. The odor emitted by fat girls smells like a mix of rotten fish and pig shit.

The only women I know that can handle the fat, the food and the gluttony are the big fat hyper masculine manly diesel dykes. Who work hard to emulate fat men and like fat men big fat diesel dykes prefer slender feminine women.

Since most of you fat girls are pathetic fag hags (because you know that a manly man like me, Fat Bastard or the Chef would want your nasty asses) I would suggest that you get hooked up with Mr Three Dollar Bill himself Richard Simmons and one of his weight loss programs like Deal a Meal, Sweatin to the Oldies or Get Down the Pounds and lose the fucking blubber and control your fattitude but in the meantime .... STFU


My name is Richard Simmons. I like to squawk an squeal.
I love when guys undo their pants and deal me a meal.
I get so much exercise dropping to my knees.
I'm just glad that semen is so low in calories. - Richard Simmons -

Dick Cheney: Chickenhawk and Traitor

Perhaps the most treasonous scumbag in history is/was Dick Cheney. One has to wonder just how bad Bush would have been had Cheney not been corrupting him.

Dick Cheney outed CIA operative Valerie Plame because he didn't like some of the things her husband Joe Wilson said about the lie the Bush administration told to justify the wasted war in Iraq. After he outed Plame he got Scooter Libby to take the fall.

If you are a CONservative STFU and watch the video.

Society of Fear at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2010/04/inside-job.html