Fat Bastard Rebukes Fat Republicans

Fat Republicans give all fat people a bad name. They are an example of greedy gluttony run amok. As leader of the new fat acceptance movement it is my sworn duty to rebuke them. The anonymous person who sent me all the fat Republicans read my slippery slope article and saw that I was a stand up guy and not a big fat hypocrite so I agreed to expose more greedy Republicans in a similar pictorial essay that he sent me.

 

  

 

Republicans give gluttons a bad name!

I Fat Bastard On a Slippery Slope?

I, Fat Bastard am a man of my word. I have proclaimed that Bigger Fatter Politics will not censor and I, Fat Bastard have remained  true to that policy. I, Fat Bastard instituted the no censorship edict as a way to give fatlings a chance not to have to march in lockstep with the angry fat girl brand of fat acceptance. Someone put me to the test and I don't know whether it was because of my support for Obama or it was a fat hater. The sent me the following and told me to put my money where my mouth was. Of course at the time my mouth was sinking its teeth into a Hardee's Thick Burger. 

Bigger Fatter Politics readers all know that I, Fat Bastard say what I mean and mean what I say so in the spirit on honesty and integrity I will publish this and allow my readers to comment. I will comment at the end of the piece.

It shows in fact that they are all fat and lack self-control when it comes to food.

Huckabee and Falwell can't/couldn't follow their beliefs do to their unbridled food lust.

Chris Christie is just a loud mouthed fat pig and Rush, the Drugster Limpballs is a big fat mouth child molesting boar. aka typical Republican.  -Anonymous-

Fat Bastard Responds:

I, Fat Bastard have maintained a consistent position on this. GLUTTON IS GOOD! Hypocrisy is NOT good. In the new fat acceptance we don't see gluttony as a moral failing but rather a lifestyle choice. We see gluttony as a good choice. Republicans remain the moral watchdogs of on social issues as they push their family values crap. Limbaugh is a known drug abuser and child molester. The Republican party has a long history of molesting children. If you don't believe me... Google it! Republicans have a long history of being chicken hawks. Google that one too. The bottom line is, they are hypocrites who can't or won't play by their own rules.

We fatlings of the new fat acceptance freely admit that we are unabashed gluttons. We wear our gluttony with pride because we know.... GLUTTONY IS GOOD!

Many fatlings like to deny that they are gluttons and that is why we promote glutton pride by chanting cheers like, "WE ARE FAT! WE ARE MEAN! WE DON'T EAT NO LEAN CUISINE" or 2 4 6 8 WE DO NOT REGURGITATE. 

Gluttony is like being gay in this society. It is often met with shame but unlike homosexuality gluttony IS a choice. We think it is a good choice and while others may disagree we simply look at them and OINK! We don't judge thinlings for their Spartan ways so we ask that they don't judge us.

I agree with the person who sent me this challenge. Fat Republicans are hypocrites not be cause they are fat. All Republicans are hypocrites and sadly the fat ones are the most hypocritical. I, Fat Bastard am not saying that fat people are better than lean people. There are some real scumbag skinny Republicans like Eric Cantor. Abe Lincoln was a Republican and he was a bean pole but he was a great president. Ron Paul is a bean pole but he's one of the few Republicans who is not a hypocrite because he's a throw back to people like Teddy Roosevelt, William Howard Taft, Ike and Ronald Reagan. Fat or skinny this generation of Republicans suck.

I Like Ike!

I actually thank my critic for sending me this. The New Fat Acceptance does not tolerate hypocrisy and this gave me, Fat Bastard a chance to demonstrate it.  OINK!

Romney The Felon

Romney has been involved in a lot or criminal activity. He has impersonated police officers. Was arrested for launching an unregistered boat and defying the lawful orders of a law enforcement officer.

Romney's worst criminal activities are felonies. 

He lied to the SEC about when he left Bain. He gets busted here with his own words.

Romney also committed MASSIVE medicare fraud when he headed Damon Corp and massive tax fraud for Marriott Corporation.

Romney's Marriott Tax Scam

Romney’s close personal and business relationship with the Marriott family goes back a long ways. Willard Mitt Romney was named after his father’s good friend, Marriott hotel magnate J. Willard Marriott. Romney has served on Marriott International Inc.’s Board of Directors for 11 of the past 16 years since 1993 and six times he served as chairman of its audit committee, placing him in charge of reviewing the company’s financial reporting. As a director, he oversaw the company’s tax planning. According to a report by Bloomberg News, while serving as a director and chairman of the audit committee, Marriott engaged in what has become the most notorious tax shelter to date, the infamous “Son-of-Boss” tax ploy that generated $71 million in bogus tax deductions for the company.

The Son-of-Boss ploy was presented by an investment banker to the tax department at Marriott in January, 1994. It involved generating a $71 million tax loss through a series of phony transactions involving the sale of $81 million in mortgage notes through partnerships created solely for the purpose of executing the tax shelter. IRS disallowed the loss and Marriott sued in the U.S. Court of Claims, which ruled in IRS’s favor., Marriott v U.S., 83 Fed Cl. 291 (2008). The company then appealed and the court of appeal sided with IRS, rejecting Marriott’s claim that the transaction was legitimate, Marriott v U.S., 586 F3d 962 (2009).

Given Romney’s background as chairman of Bain Capital, governor of Massachusetts and business experience with leverage buy-outs and hedge funds, it is not credible that he believed the tax shelter was legitimate. Under Romney’s watch, IRS disallowed the deductions and Marriott fought the case in court. The U.S. Department of Justice denounced the shelter as “fictitious,” “artificial,” “spectral,” an “illusion” and a “scheme.”

Note: Years later, the international accounting firm, KPMG, pled guilty to tax crimes in association with the Son of Boss tax shelter and entered a deferred prosecution agreement with the government. Also, there have been criminal indictments of others who aggressively promoted the scheme, although to date, none of the clients who participated in the tax shelter, including Marriott, has been implicated in criminal activity.

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Angry fat girl flips off the New Fat Acceptance

When lying man hating angry fat girls from the gluttony denying fat acceptance movement flagged Bigger Fatter Blog, Google de indexed it. While it still gets a fuck load hits from all the other search engines I decided to start Bigger Fatter Politics because Google says that it won't censor political speech.



Here on Bigger Fatter Politics we present from a food and fat centric perspective. We have even endorsed the Pizza party's candidate for president Belly Boy. We feature greats like the Chef, Rev BLA, Rotunda Hindenberg, Proud FA the Dean of Feederism, Proud Plumpette and Dr Gerald "Teddy" Bear.

The Fat Tax Debate: Point Counter Point with CG Brady and Fat Bastard

Many people are advocating a fat tax or a junk food tax. The following is a debate between leader of the New Fat Acceptance Movement Fat Bastard and world reknowned weight loss guru CG Brady.

Is a fat tax a good idea?

CG Brady: I would support a fat tax and possibly a junk food tax. With deaths from obesity reaching nearly 500,000 per year and climbing combined with the staggering costs of obesity something clearly needs to happen.

Fat Bastard: I oppose a fat and junk food tax. Fatlings love junk food and there is no reason to tax people based on their body weight. If fact fat people are an economic stimulus and good for the economy. We consume more food, gas and medical treatment and that is good for the economy. Gluttony is good.

CG Brady: Unfortunately most of the massive consumerism does little to stimulate small businesses which are the backbone of a strong economy. The restaurants frequented by fat people for example are owned by huge corporations and they pay their employees low wages. The oil companies who benefit from the gas guzzlers that fat people drive are not good corporate citizens and seek to squash small enterprenurial energy firms. The medical industry is a mostly owned by big corporations whose way of paying taxes is to simply pass it on to the consumer. Hospital workers are poorly paid which in part accounts for the poor medical care in the US that ends up costing the consumer nearly 3 times what medical consumers pay in Europe.

Fat Bastard: This is about more than economics. Food is what America is all about. It is part of our culture. I am proud that the USA is the fattest nation on earth. A tax on what you call junk food and what I call comfort food could devistate the fragile psyches of the great American glutton. When asked about a fast food tax look what happened to this SSBBW.


The very thought of eating salads turned this SSBBW's stomach!

Gluttony is a choice and taxing comfort food or body weight limits choice and it is clearly unconstitutional.

CG Brady: Are you serious Fat Bastard about a fat tax being unconstitutional?

Fat Bastard: Gluttony is like a religion and being fat and malodorous is a form of expression. The musk of fat people says, "I fat and fuck you" Also we gluttons have certain dietary customs and taxing the food we customarily eat is a clear infringement on fat rights, the promotion and normalization of gluttony and obesity. A fat tax is un-American.

Fat Bastard went on to quote the following article from Slate Magazine to illustrate the economic benefits of hyper gluttony. http://www.slate.com/id/2123213/



The United States clearly has a head start in fatonomics. Obesity is a byproduct of many complex factors, ranging from genetics to psychology. But fast-food restaurants, sugar-laden drinks, and the availability of massive quantities of cheap food have all played important roles in making Americans heavier. So with any luck, the rest of the world will be porking up soon. After all, which American companies have been forging ahead aggressively in foreign markets? McDonald's, Coca-Cola, and Wal-Mart. Their expansion should not only fatten the pockets of U.S. investors, they should also help fatten the local populations. It's only a matter of decades before China and India start to lose their battles with the bulge. And where will they look for quack potions and expensive surgeries?

CG Brady: Come now Fat Bastard. You wrote an article on Bigger Fatter Blog called Save the Thinlings. In that article you explained how and why by 2020 the US will be too fat bound to function. You pointed out how out military and public safety is compromised. You are worried about who's going to service all the fatlings. Your fantasy girlfriend MeMe Roth rightly pointed out that by 2020 the US will be so fat bound that we will be too fat to function. Former US Surgeon General Dr Richard Carmona sees obesity as a greater threat to the national security of the US than Islamic terrorism.

Would you want some fat cop like this guy protecting you?

Fat Bastard: Fatlings make great cops. So what they can't run? That's why they have police dogs. More importantly fat cops are more intimidating.

 
Who would strike more fear in the mind of a criminal? The cop on the left or the one on the right?

Moderator: If they do pass a fat tax of weight how do you think it will work?

CG Brady: I suppose it will be based on BMI and start at a 25 BMI or higher. I don't think that would go far enough because millions fat people are disabled due to their weight so I think a junk food tax would create revenue and maybe keep the morbidly obese a bit healthier. I think a dollar per pound on the federal tax would generate revenue and I think that it should extend to the children of fatlings. Let's say we have a family whose combined weight is 300 pounds over the limit then their tax bill should be three hundred dollars but perhaps a better way would be to provide a tax cut to thinlings who keep their BMI under 25.

Fat Bastard: If Dr Brady's proposals were ever instituted there would be riots in cyberspace. The fatosphere would be ablaze with outrage.

Moderator: Would a junk food tax promote healthy eating?

CG Brady: It might but I suspect in the long run fatlings would breakdown and pay a little extra for their kibble. A better solution would be to restrict that foods can be purchased with food stamps to non junk food foods.



 

Gratuitous images of SSBBWs  for Proud FA.

Fat Bastard: Leave it to a socialist like CG Brady to allow the government to dictate what people can or cannot eat. Eliminating comfort food purchases with food stamps is another step towards socialism. It could tear at the very fabric of our society. Keep government's hands off my social security disability and my food stamps.


Fat people soon with be joining the tea party movement.

For another hot debate on Bigger Fatter Blog with hot BBW's  click HERE! 
Fat Bastard and Proud FA debate who's better in bed, fat girls or skinny bitches.

More on the fat tax HERE

The Fat Olympics List Of Events

Welcome To The Fat Olympics

Fat Bastard

 While I, Fat Bastard was watching the Olympic games I noticed that there were very few fat athletes. We may see some fat sumo wrestlers, a weight lifter or a shot putter or two but 99% of the athletes are thinlings not fatlings. As the defacto leader of the Fat Acceptance Movement and President of NAAFA I, Fat Bastard will be hiring Mitt Romney to organize the the first Fatty Olympics after he loses to Obama.

Pie eating


There will be two events here. The volume event is where athletes eat as many pies as they can in an hour. This will be called the Pie A Thon.

The speed event gives the athletes 10 minutes to eat as many pies as possible.

The Buffet Event



This event requires more than eating. Athletes will be given 4 plates they will load those plates from a buffet and the contents well be measured for calorie content.

Heart rate



The athletes using drugs or exertion will crank up their rate. The one who have the highest heart rate without dying wins.

Blood Pressure



The highest BP wins!

The Diabetic Amputation  Races

Leg amputees will ambulate with and without the use of a cane or walker will move 40 feet in the sprint and 40 yards in the marathon.











Power Chair Demolition Derby



This event will pit all power chairs from the nimble Travel Scoot to the mammoth Bariatric Bounder.

Drop a Deuce  



By weight athletes will be judged on who can take the biggest dump.

Perfect Pear Perfect Apple



Judges will decide who has the best Apple and best Pear shape

Meat Skirt




Judges will pick the best panniculus.

Cannon Ball and Belly Whopper



This one is simple. Who displaces the most water wins!

Most Meds



The one on the most meds wins.

Boycott Chick fil A

Fellow fatlings I know how much you all like fast food but as fatlings you know all about discrimination and fat phobia. We have all felt its sting. Gays, Jews and Blacks get far more shit than we do so as fatlings we need to show solidarity and Boycott Chick fil A. 

There is another reason to boycott Chick fil A. The place is unsanitary, the portions are skimpy and the food sucks. Chick fil A sucks!

 

Not only is Chick fil A a Christian Fascist Gay Hating Corporation, Their Restaurants are Filthy Dirty!


 
Here is a health inspection of a typical Chick fil A.

http://www.discoverd...sp?Listing=2972

Employee rinsing scoop & returning to drawer. Clean utensils in order of wash, rinse & sanitize. Food residue on tomato slicer. COS - Manager retrained employee & utensils rewashed.

Debris in interior of ice machine. COS-cleaned by employee. Utensil not cleaned in order of wash, rinse, sanitize at 3 compartment sink. COS - Manager re-trained employee & sinks properly set up. Lettuce washed & prepped in 3 compartment sink. COS - Manager re-trained employee to use sink dedicated to washing fruits & vegetables.

Food debris on chicken chopper, lemon wedges, slicer blade & pans. Check utensils for cleanliness to sight & touch before storage. Dumpster needs drain plug. Clean spilled grease on grease container & behind in drain curb.

Slime mold in interior of ice machine. Food debris on tomato slicer, lemon juicer, chicken chopper, carrot shredder, sugar scoop & label. Clean under ice machine & beverage station at drive thru. Keep areas free of accumulated debris.

Mixer frame dirty. Mildew in ice machine. Fly strips over prepared food. Fly fan turned off.


Chick-Fil-A #873

Failed inspection: March 23, 2011 Score: 63, Grade: U (Full report and violations)



Full Report on how filthy Chik Fil A is. http://ga.state.gego...D=87&rtype=food

Chick-fil-A, 1560 W. Boynton Beach Blvd., Boynton Beach was cited Dec. 5 for 12 critical violations. According to state documents, infractions included: 44 live roaches and 20 dead roaches observed, a cooler interior was soiled with food residue; a bag of carrots was on the floor of a cooler; an employee was observed engaging in food preparation, handling clean equipment or utensils or touching unwrapped items without washing hands; garbage was on the ground and/or the pad around the dumpster; an employee was cutting cabbage with bare hands and the establishment had no approved alternative operating procedure in effect; there was soil buildup inside an ice bin and a lettuce cutter was on the floor.