Saturday, June 30, 2012

Romney's Lies and Flip Flops on Gun Ownership

I, Fat Bastard, have always said, "vegetables are what food eats." I am also a card carrying member of PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals)

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Wild boar on a spit cooked to a turn,
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Partridge out of a pear tree and in a blackberry pear sauce! YUM! 

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Rabbit prepared for roasting.

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Romney's Lies and Flip Flops on Gun Ownership 


Romney has said "I support the right of individuals to keep and bear arms as guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution," though in past campaigns he has described himself as a proponent of gun control, and he fully supports a ban on assault weapons.


For Romney's 1994 US Senate campaign, he supported the Brady Bill, which imposed a five-day waiting period on gun sales, and a ban on particular semi-automatic rifles. In a 2002 debate during Romney's campaign for governor of Massachusetts, Romney said: "We do have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them. I won't chip away at them; I believe they protect us and provide for our safety." 


As governor, Romney signed a 2004 measure instituting a permanent Massachusetts ban on military style assault weapons, to take the place of a Federal ban, which was then about to expire. The bill made Massachusetts the first state to enact its own such ban on specific semi-automatic weapons and some shotguns with specific accessories, and Romney supported the law with the comment: "These guns are not made for recreation or self-defense. They are instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people." As Governor, Romney extended the term of firearm licenses from four to six years, reinstated a 90-day grace period for citizens renewing their gun licenses, and signed a law providing free replacement licenses.


Romney is such an idiot. A semi automatic simply means that if you pull the trigger the gun will fire and reload the next round. In other word you don't have to cock the gun.


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This is the AK 47 semi automatic version. 




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This is a semi automatic hunting rifle chambered in 308 caliber

The AK-47 round and the .308 round are almost identical. The AK-47 may look scary but the semiautomatic hunting rile equipped with a scope is more is even more deadly



When he supported the Brady Bill in 1994, Romney said, "That's not going to make me the hero of the NRA. I don't line up with the NRA." 


Just before declaring his candidacy for the 2008 Republican nomination for president, Romney sucked dick and joined the National Rifle Association (NRA).[ In 2005, Romney declared the 31st anniversary of the Gun Owners' Action League "Right to Bear Arms Day".

Romney made several statements in his 2008 campaign regarding his proficiency with and support for firearms:
"I've hunted a number of times, of various types of small rodents."

"Shooting rabbits single shot 22 is pretty hard."


Romney is full of crap. When you fire at a rabbit they run if you miss. Squirrels are another story. Romney is lying. He never hunted. A single shot .22 is perfectly suitable for rabbit hunting!
"I have a gun of my own. I go hunting myself. I'm a member of the NRA and believe firmly in the right to bear arms. In our state . . . there are a series of laws restricting gun ownership in various ways. Over the past four years, I've worked very closely with the Gun Owners' Action League here, which is an affiliate of the NRA, and we've made some changes which I think they feel have been positive steps. And so you are going to see that, I think, hopefully, in other states as well, as they make progress, perhaps further than Massachusetts has."

"So I'm a hunter and believe in Second Amendment rights, but I also believe that assault weapons are not needed in the public population."

Romney later said that he did not 'own' a gun and said that one of his sons keeps two guns at the family vacation home in Utah.

The Associated Press reported in April 2007 that Romney never sought a hunting license in any of the four states where he has resided. Romney replied by saying that he mainly hunts small game in Utah, which he said does not require a license. He lied about that too. Small Game License For Utah  It looks like Romney broke the law again or lied or both.


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VISIT ROMNEY THE LIAR

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Stats For Bigger Fatter Politics


I, Fat Bastardo am pleased to announced that Bigger Fatter Politics is growing rapidly in readership.

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Thank you for your continued support. Bigger Fatter Politics continues to strive to give your its legendary fat centric slant and food centric slant on the body politic.


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A perfect pear!


For this achievement Bigger Fatter Politics has been given the Dr Bear Perfect Pear Award.

On behalf of our staff and reporters and commentators this is Fat Bastard reminding you all to EAT!


UPDATE: Bigger Fatter Politics Stats As of 10/24/2013 

Given these impressive numbers I would warn all politicians especially Republican slime that the power of the independent press can destroy your phony baloney careers. That said, stop taking bribes and stop lying and start giving a shit about America.  Independent journalists are not beholding to your corporate masters. Keep that in mind SLIME!

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Monday, June 25, 2012

The Obesity Industrial Complex


I will not be commenting on this. I hope that Dr Bear can find the time to make sense of this. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing. I am truly confused. OINK!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Romney’s pants on fire

Eugene Robinson
Eugene Robinson
Opinion Writer 

Introduction by Fat Bastard 

Since I, Fat Bastard do not posses the eloquence and style of Eugene Robinson all I will say is that Romney is a lying sack of shit and hen it comes to lying sacks of shit Romney wins the gold medal. Mr Robinson explain in great detail some of Romney's lies.

Romney’s pants on fire


There are those who tell the truth. There are those who distort the truth. And then there’s Mitt Romney.

Every political campaign exaggerates and dissembles. This practice may not be admirable — it’s surely one reason so many Americans are disenchanted with politics — but it’s something we’ve all come to expect. Candidates claim the right to make any boast or accusation as long as there’s a kernel of veracity in there somewhere.


Even by this lax standard, Romney too often fails. Not to put too fine a point on it, he lies. Quite a bit.
“Since President Obama assumed office three years ago, federal spending has accelerated at a pace without precedent in recent history,” Romney claims on his campaign Web site. This is utterly false. The truth is that spending has slowed markedly under Obama.

An analysis published last week by MarketWatch, a financial news Web site owned by Dow Jones & Co., compared the yearly growth of federal spending under presidents going back to Ronald Reagan. Citing figures from the Office of Management and Budget and the Congressional Budget Office, MarketWatch concluded that “there has been no huge increase in spending under the current president, despite what you hear.”

Quite the contrary: Spending has increased at a yearly rate of only 1.4 percent during Obama’s tenure, even if you include some stimulus spending (in the 2009 fiscal year) that technically should be attributed to President George W. Bush. This is by far the smallest — I repeat, smallest — increase in spending of any recent president. (The Washington Post’s Fact Checker concluded the spending increase figure should have been 3.3 percent.)

In Bush’s first term, by contrast, federal spending increased at an annual rate of 7.3 percent; in his second term, the annual rise averaged 8.1 percent. Reagan comes next, in terms of profligacy, followed by George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and finally Obama, the thriftiest of them all.
The MarketWatch analysis was re-analyzed by the nonpartisan watchdogs at Politifact who found it “Mostly True” — adding the qualifier because some of the restraint in spending under Obama “was fueled by demands from congressional Republicans.” Duly noted, and if Romney wants to claim credit for the GOP, he’s free to do so. But he’s not free to say that “federal spending has accelerated” under Obama, because any way you look at it, that’s a lie.

Another example: Obama “went around the Middle East and apologized for America,” Romney said in March. “You know, instead of apologizing for America he should have stood up and said that as the president of the United States we all take credit for the greatness of this country.” That’s two lies for the price of one. Obama did not, in fact, go around the Middle East, or anywhere else, apologizing for America. And he did, on many occasions, trumpet American greatness and exceptionalism.
Romney offers few specifics, but the conservative Heritage Foundation published a list of “Barack Obama’s Top 10 Apologies” — not one of which is an apology at all.

One alleged instance is a speech Obama gave to the Turkish parliament in 2009, in which he said the United States “is still working through some of our own darker periods in our history . . . [and] still struggles with the legacies of slavery and segregation, the past treatment of Native Americans.” If the folks at Heritage and at the Romney campaign don’t know that this is a simple statement of fact, they really ought to get out more.

Romney does single out the following Obama statement from a 2009 interview: “I believe in American exceptionalism, just as I suspect that the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks believe in Greek exceptionalism.” Romney says this acknowledgment — that others might have as much national pride as we do — means Obama doesn’t really believe in American exceptionalism at all.

But in the same interview, Obama went on to say he was “enormously proud of my country and its role and history in the world,” and to tout U.S. economic and military might as well as the nation’s “exceptional” democratic values. So he should be accused of chest-thumping, not groveling.
I could go on and on, from Romney’s laughable charge that Obama is guilty of “appeasement” (ask Osama bin Laden) to claims of his job-creating prowess at Bain Capital. He seems to believe voters are too dumb to discover what the facts really are — or too jaded to care.
On both counts, I disagree.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Fatlings Put Unsustainable Pressure On Planet's Resources


The following story is a pack of lies created by fat haters. Oink angrily fellow fatlings!


(And Their Excess Weight Would ‘Fill A Lake')



A new study shows that the increase in the average weight of populations is helping to put unsustainable pressure on the world’s natural resources.

According to new research published in BioMed Central’s open access journal BMC Public Health, the adult human population weighs in at 287 million tonnes - 18.5 million of which comes from overweight and obese individuals.

"This isn't a personal attack on fatness. In our study we're demonstrating this is a political problem," says Professor Ian Roberts who led the research at London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine (LSHTM).
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"I feel sorry for people in rich countries, where in order to maintain a health body mass index, you’ve almost got to starve yourself, because the environment encourages fatness."
Roberts argues that rather than focusing on obesity, we should turn our attention to rising levels of 'fatness'.

"Thin people are getting fatter. If you're the thinest person in the office now, you'll still be fatter than the thinnest person would have been 10 years ago."

"You've got to live simply so others can simply live," he adds. "We’re on a small planet and are eating our own life support system."

The primary threat to food security remains the consumption of resource-intensive food by wealthy nations, such as meat, Roberts confirms. But he maintains that tackling population weight is also crucial for food security and ecological sustainability.

As the study’s authors pointed out at the Cheltenham Science Festival, if the whole world slimmed down through liposuction our excess fat would fill a lake the size of Derwent’s Water, reports The Times.
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According to Professor John Mathers, director of the
Human Nutrition Research Centre at Newcastle University body mass is the first indicator of how much food a person will consume.
“The bottom line is that increasing obesity does have major consequences for demand for food and therefore impacts on food security.”

“Because heavier people need more energy to fuel their larger body mass they consume more food than the equivalent lean person. Some fatter people may consume more energy-dense foods, such as foods that are rich in fat and/or sugar and low in water, but this is secondary to their consumption of more food."

Mathers suggests countries can mitigate the danger by preventing obesity, while reducing food waste and the consumption of animal-derived foods.

According to the study, the average body mass globally is 62kg.
In their league table of body mass, North America has the highest of any continent, with an average of 80.7kg.

While North America has only 6% of the world’s population, it has 34% of the world’s biomass mass due to obesity. In contrast Asia has 61% of the world’s population but only 13% of the world’s biomass due to obesity.

Despite our relatively small population, the UK came in 18th in the chart, taking up 1.3 kg of the world's biomass. Our average adult body mass is 167lb 2oz (75.8kg) and the British adult population is 30lb 7oz (13.8kg) fatter than the rest of the world.

Please leave your angry oinks and express your outrage!

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Dr Gerald Bear Views Venus Crossing The Face Of The Sun

For those of you who don't know "Dr" Bear let me give you a brief intro.  Teddy Bear is a blogger, cartoonist, political activist, obese somata type expert, social critic, fat rights advocate and now an astronomer.  With the use of a few items for the hardware store and a used telescope Teddy produced some outstanding celestial photos of the planet Venus crossing the sun.

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Looking jaunty a fat and professorial "Dr:" Gerald "Teddy" Bear focuses his telescope and sun viewer on the celestial event.


To see more stop by his Biggest Fattest Blog See Venus and the Sun

Teddy went to his favorite Starbucks and set up his instruments and captured the earth's twin and it's path across the sun. I would have to think that the patrons at Starbucks were thrilled to see the event as it happened thanks to Teddy.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dr Oz Show On Pro Ana Shamelessly Panders to Fat Girls

The CDC's ORD lists anorexia as a rare disease. There are less than 200,000 people with anorexia nervosa in the use and less than 100 deaths. There is NO proof that pro ana sites cause anorexia nervosa. AN is genetic and organic. Most of the girls who go on the Pro Ana sites are bulimics who either suffer from anxiety and or personality disorders than manifest themselves as a need for control.  Most of them are vain fat girls who will not accept and embrace their gluttony and food lust and try as they might they we never be light.

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Dr Oz aired a show bashing the Pro Ana movement. The theme of the show seemed to suggest that visiting these sites can cause a person to come down with anorexia nervosa. I, Fat Bastard along with millions of other fat guys are on those sites all the time to look at pictures of those hot skinny chicks and none of us have lost an ounce. What happens is we drool and since it is tough for fat guys to get laid we eat and beat off.

OK Dr Oz, give us the facts on the death toll from pro ana and then tell us how many of us fatlings eat ourselves to a glorious death. The reason you don't attack the pro gluttony and pro obesity sites is that fat girls make up 90% of your audience. Fat girls swoon over skinny guys like Dr Oz and I suspect he's porking a fat girl.  Let's see if Dr Oz has the balls to go after the fat acceptance movement. I doubt if he has the belly to tangle with the likes of Marylin Wann and dog faced gremlin Kate Harding, Let's see Dr Oz go after the Fierce Fatties or or Big Fat Blog.

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Men want to see her and fat girls want to be her!


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Katie Rickel PhD (Piled higher and Deeper)  wrote a bullshit article on Dr Oz's site. http://www.doctoroz.com/blog/katie-rickel-phd/deadly-lifestyle-pro-ana-movement





Katie is a thinling but she must be competitive. She's a bit of a butter face and perhaps she's jealous of other ana's like these thinsporational hunnies who have angelic faces and hot bodies.

Get your facts straight Dr Oz! I bet that your producers are a bunch of fat girls who hate skinny girls. Go to the CDC's site get the facts on anorexia nervosa before you make another mountain out of another mole hill.



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Another target of jealous fat girls.



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MeMe Roth, yet another target of fat girl jealousy







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Hot thingling laying across Belly Boy's belly

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Fat Woman Goes Out In A Blaze Of Glory

Crematorium Fire

An obese corpse may have caused a fire that nearly destroyed an Austrian crematorium.
Investigators believe that the mid-April blaze in Graz began when large amounts of burning fat from a 440-pound woman's body blocked an air filter, which in turn caused the filter system to overheat, Fox News reports.

Firefighters were able to control the blaze by blasting water through the crematorium's vents, according to the Daily Mail, but not before the fire had already done enough damage to keep the crematorium shut down for several days.

The firemen left the scene coated in layers of black, greasy soot.

Former Graz fire chief Otto Widestchek says it's time for Austria to start building special crematoria that are equipped to handle the risks of cremating obese bodies, according to the Herald Sun. In Switzerland, Widetschek points out, at least one such facility exists.

Fat Bastard's Op Ed

Chief Otto Widestcheck is a wise man.  Just like we fatlings need super sized  medical equipment, cars, toilets, chairs, airliner seats meals, ect.. we also need super sized crematoriums. While it may have been a spectacular way for a fatling to leave this world the family of this Austrian fat girl may have found this situation disturbing. 

When I, Fat Bastard, die I want my blubber sucked out and made into candles and have my fans light one on the anniversary of my demise. Others may want to be eviscerated into ash so we need to super size all crematoria.  For now we need to cremate fatlings piecemeal -- 200 pounds at a time.

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

How America Works: A flow Chart

The following is a a flow chart of how America works. The only change I would make is I would add medical industrial complex along side military industrial complex.

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Friday, June 1, 2012

Fat People's Most Pressing Political Demands: Bigger Toilets





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Fat rights mean toileting rights. No more clogged toilets and no more double and triple flushing! No more overflowing toilets! No more desperate calls to the Joe the Plumber! No more mess and exhausting toilet plunging. Super sized folks need super sized toilets for their super sized turds.

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Psycho Bitches, Do You Know One?


We all know a psycho bitch and many of us have been a victim of a psycho bitch either directly or indirectly. They're all over the place!  You see them out it public berating their children or husband and making a spectacle of themselves. When men behave like maniacs they get placed in handcuffs or hauled off to the booby hatch but women are held to a lower standard. Men are socialized to develop a strong super ego to keep their id in check.  Women and girls on the other hand get a pass in that department. They are allowed to back bite, gossip, bully other girls and boys.  Today women are becoming more physically violent than ever before and getting a pass on it.
If you are considering dealing with a psycho bitch for a piece ass or a blow job or two consider the following:

I saw this elsewhere. I found it to be true.


Cluster B Personality Disorders in Cum Dumpsters.

The Borderline Personality Disorder Slut will have lots of male friends, a few (3 or 4 ) male friends she considers to be close friends, but these "close" friends will be friendzoned co-dependent types. The Borderline slut will have a boyfriend or ex-boyfriend she considers the primary relationship in her life, but it will always be a rocky relationship. He will most likely be depressed. She will make you feel like you're the king of the world when she first meets you, but this will only last a short period of time before she begins to devalue you. You have a month or 2 to gently carress her good until this happens. DO NOT become one of her few male friends waiting for her to fall in love with you, that will NEVER happen because she hates herself too much to allow real intimacy in her life.



The Histrionic Personality Disorder Slut will be lively and charismatic, and like the Borderline slut, she will have lots of mostly male friends. But unlike the Borderline slut, she may have a few lesser attractive female friends. She will flirt, touch, and make you feel like you're the hottest thing around. She is after your attention, and only your attention. The trick to loving her is to not seem as if you have surrendered to her charms. The more apathetic you are towards her, the more she wants you. The minute she thinks she's won you over, she will consider you less than dirt. Never tell her you love her unless you want the relationship (I use that term loosely, they will never have a real relationship) to be over.

The Narcissist Personality Disorder Slut will seem interested in you, mirror all of your interests, and paint herself out to be everything you want in a woman. For example, if you tell her you're into a certain genre of music, she will quickly study that genre and become master at it in her own mind. Narcissist sluts love becoming getting interested in specific genres because it makes them feel superior. They need to feel better than you at knowing certain things. The minute you claim to know more, she begins resenting you and pushing you away. Like the Histrionic and Borderline sluts, the Narcissist slut wants your attention and will inevitably devalue you and cut you off for no reason. But unlike the Borderline and Histrionic sluts, they don't care if you leave first. They're narcissists and will not usually fault themselves in any way.



Don't try to figure out whether a slut is Borderline, Histrionic, or Narcissistic. The truth is these disorders often intertwine and it becomes difficult to know which disorder dominates. If you do come across these women, and you will, the best course of action is to run like hell. But if you want to use them for sex, the best way to go about this is hit-and-run. Be perfect when you talk to them, and then disappear for a few days. If you can do this a few times, she will almost always throw the pussy at you. But if you start developing feelings and start figuring out her motives, you're fucked and have months of heartache coming your way. The Cluster B has zero empathy (they fake it well) and are master manipulators. Don't play their game, you will always lose.



The Cluster B is Hardwired to fail. If you've been dumped by a Cluster B, or ended a relationship with one, you will be obsessed with knowing who she's loving, or wondering if she's happier with the new guy. If you find yourself doing that, you need to stop. Personality disorders are deeply entrenched defense reflexes that do not just go away. In case you're wondering, her next relationship will NOT be better. It is only a matter of time before the same fate befalls the next guy. 
If you want to throw a fuck or two into one of these bitches enter at your own risk. forewarned is forearmed. I know its a shame to let a hot piece of ass slip through your fingers just because her brain is moth eaten but if you understand the risks and use caution you can mitigate damages and maybe even come out unscathed but remember, you have a better chance of turning a whore into a housewife than you do turning a psycho bitch sane. 

 


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Because the New NAAFA is for men I, Fat Bastard, decided to break new ground and publish an article about the abusive wife/girlfriend/fiancee. Men get abused as much as women get abused but men rarely have anyone to turn to for help or to validate their feelings. Enter Dr Tara Palmatier.

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Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

It takes the special insight of a woman are real womanly woman to break down in logical terms just how cruel evil and nasty some bitches can be. Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD hit the nail on the head. You may be asking how does this apply to fat men. It doesn't most of us surf porn, eat and beat off for our pleasure. We know what a hassle most women can be and  even though sheep can't cook Hardees can. Sure, all men would like a woman like Tara J. Palmatier, sanity is damn sexy but the odds of finding a sane women especially one who's fat are slimmer than an anorexic super model.

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My advice is to all men. If you don't like being fat that's fine. If you are married to a hot woman who is sane that's great but for the rest of you they make porn, hookers and strippers for a reason and fast food is not just for fat girls.


The following article and quiz was created by the lovely and erudite Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

LINK TO HER SITE

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Is She a Crazy Bitch? A Quiz by Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD



This isn’t a rhetorical question. If you’ve asked yourself more than once, “Is my girlfriend/wife/fiancee a crazy bitch?” as a clinical psychologist, I’m here to tell you the answer is, “Yes. Diagnostically speaking, she may very well be a crazy bitch.

A ‘crazy bitch’ insidiously makes you feel like the unstable, angry person. You soon doubt your interpretation of events and experiences. In lots of cases, this type of woman may have a personality disorder, such as Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) or Antisocial Personality Disorder or some combination of the Cluster B disorders. In other cases, they may not qualify for diagnoses, but it doesn’t really matter. Abusers are highly resistant to change regardless of whether they have a personality disorder or not. 

Here’s a quiz to find out if your wife, girlfriend or ex is an abuser:
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  • Does she fly into rages without warning over relatively trivial matters like a web page loading too slowly?
  • Are you always the scapegoat/bad guy whenever she’s frustrated, disappointed or just plain bored?
  • Do her friends (that is, if she has any) describe her as a “drama queen?”
  • Does she describe herself as a drama queen? If so, congrats. You found one with a modicum of self-awareness.
  • Is her lipstick a little too red? Is it applied like theater makeup and a tad crooked?
  • Did sex begin with an earth shattering bang and fizzle into infrequent, transactional and conditional sex?
  • Is she a black-and-white, all-or-nothing thinker?
  • Do you lie to your family, friends and colleagues about what goes on at home?
  • Do you find yourself making excuses to your family, friends and colleagues for her inexcusable behavior?
  •  
  •  Do you find yourself walking on eggshells around her?
  • Does she hate your friends and family and become angry or tearful when you spend time with them?
  • Is she pathologically jealous?
  • Does she project her feelings onto you? For example, she’s yelling and raging and then accuses you of being angry.
  • Does focus solely on her emotional experience while exhibiting little or no empathy for yours?
  • Have you distanced yourself from friends and family because of your relationship?
  • Does she place you on a pedestal one day only to tear you down the next day? “I’ve never known anyone like you
    before. You’re so wonderful!”
    Next day: “You’re the devil! You’re the most selfish bastard I’ve ever met! You don’t love me!”
  • Did she change her identity after she landed you? For example, when you first met her she was a sexy, adventurous, sweet ballbuster; now, she’s afraid of her own shadow, has no outside interests and goes ballistic if she has to do anything without you.
  • Does she put you into “no win” situations in which nothing you do is good enough and you’re guaranteed to fail?
  • Does she exhibit stalker behaviors? This usually occurs during the courtship phase or when she senses you’re about to make a break for it. For instance: Calling and hanging up? Calling over and over and over until you answer the phone? Does she wait outside your home, uninvited, until you arrive? Does she show up at places she know you’ll be, also uninvited? Has she tried to get close to your friends in inappropriate ways?
If you answered “yes” to more than two of these questions, you may be involved with a female abuser. You’re not alone. They’re everywhere.

Most of the men who ended up in my therapy office were there because they were experiencing stress, depression or anxiety as a result from being in a relationship with an emotionally abusive woman. Ironically, most of the time they were shamed and pathologized into seeking counseling by these women. Never mind that most of the symptoms my male patients experienced were a direct result of being in a relationship with an abuser who most likely had one of the abusive personality disorders

If you think you may be involved with an abusive woman, good luck. They’re typically treatment resistant and they never really get any better. If you choose to stay in the relationship, I strongly recommend you educate yourself about the signs and symptoms of abuse, personality disorders and learn some basic behavioral management skills.

By: Dr Tara J. Palmatier, PsyD

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I, Fat Bastard would ask some questions and share some of my own thoughts and share some of my wisdom with the good doctor. 


I, Fat Bastard, have butted heads with the fat feminists on many occasions. Like other womyn with disordered thinking they too like to portray themselves as tragic victims as part of their male bashing sequelae. I think that these angry fat girls are worse. One thing that I don't think you, Dr Palmatier have considered fully enough is the hormonal component. Hormonally speaking, fat girls/womyn are a mess. Their insulin is all over the place, along with PCOS and a host of other hormonal anomalies such as estrogen dominance. An estrogen fueled woman can be hell on wheels.

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A womanly woman! The kind that men want to see and feminists can never be.


In my casual observation I have concluded that when it comes to crazy, white females win the gold, silver and bronze medal with Asian woman finishing a distant fourth. Except for Oprah, Black women seem to me to be more stable and more pleasant, and while culture may be partially responsible ie the bitch slap, for the more stable and amiable Black woman I strongly suspect that there is a hormonal component. Think about it. Black woman don't get osteoporosis. This is due to their slightly different hormonal mix. There is IMO something to be said for the idea of the strong Black woman. There is a 25% White ad mixture in African American women but I suspect that if their mental health were to be compared with their African counterparts the pure African would be mentally healthier.

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Tell her to STFU!
If I, Fat Bastard, were to be on a long bus trip surrounded by a bunch of cackling hens I would much prefer the company of Black women. I have no sexual preference for one race or another but I think that White men are missing out on a gold mine of sanity by not dating and marrying Black women


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As to feminism...

I don't think feminism is the cause.  Feminism is the symptom and  it has made being a bitch more fashionable. Shrews, battle axes, fish wives, and the  old ball & chain were around long before feminism. Radical feminism has just made male bashing more fashionable, politically correct and has taught women how to play the victim but feminism would never have become what it has if its leaders, disciple and adherents were organically mentally ill. It's the chaotic cycling of fucking hormones!

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Victims of the sick sick sick "religion of peace"
When I see the real oppression and brutalization of Middle Eastern women I think, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE FEMINISTS."  Until you feminists start doing some work to liberate the truly oppressed people of the world you all need to STFU!

My final question to Dr Palmatier is what happens to the most innocent and defenseless victims of these psycho monsters -- the children?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Heroic Plump Pretty Pig Percecuted by Police For Promoting Fat Rights

I, Fat Bastard, am putting this incident into proper perspective and exposing the persecution of this plump pretty... My comments are in red. I have since fired off and angry missive to Piggly Wiggly's corporate headquarters. I have oinked hard at them!

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340lb shoplifter 'attacked store workers with pepper spray' as she 'tried to steal beer, bacon, cheese and chicken wings from Piggly Wiggly'

By Helen Pow
A 340-pound Georgia woman 'punched, spat at and pepper-sprayed' Piggly Wiggly staff as she attempted to make off with stolen beer, bacon, cheese and chicken wings. (She was hungry and only defending herself from fat haters)

Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, shoved nearly $90 worth of fat-laden food and drink in a canvas bag at the grocery store in Athens on Wednesday afternoon before she 'attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,' according to police. (Fat fattens best)

But a Piggly Wiggly staff member who had been informed of the theft by a customer quizzed her about the goods she was hiding, prompting her to make a run for the exit, the smokinggun.com reported. (She was scared and hungry. Give this hot hungry hog a break!)
Foodie: Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, pictured, assaulted Piggly Wiggly staff who tried to stop her stealing bacon, cheese and chicken wings

Foodie: Lonneshia Shafaye Appling, 26, pictured, ALLEGEDLY assaulted Piggly Wiggly staff who tried to stop her stealing bacon, cheese and chicken wings

When another worker, Jonathan Orr, tried to stop her, she 'pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face' then punched and spat a fellow staff member, Nick Wolfe. (This a a case of self-defense and the only reason she had pepper spray was for the chicken wings)

Finally managing to exit the store, the morbidly obese woman was seen 'dropping beer cans out of her purse'. (She was only trying to share!)
 
The two staff members followed Appling out of the Piggly Wiggly, which was at that point a cloud of pepper spray. (The probably smelled like food!)

Firefighters later had to ventilate the store with fans, according to onlineathens.com.

Prolific: The career shoplifter, pictured, has outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties
Prolific: The career shoplifter, pictured, has outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties

Shopping: Ms Appling was arrested for shoplifting at the Piggly Wiggly store on Lexington Road in Athens, pictured
Shopping: Ms Appling was arrested for shoplifting at the Piggly Wiggly store on Lexington Road in Athens, pictured

Responding to a 911 call, police reported spotting a 'very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees'. The woman ignored several commands by officers to place her hands behind her back so they could handcuff her. (Stupid cops!! She's too fat to put her arms behind her back. SHEEEESH!)

A back up officer was finally required to help place the heavy-set woman into custody.

The prolific shoplifter, with outstanding warrants in three Georgia counties, was arrested and taken to the local police station.

There, officers counted five packets of cheese, eight cans of Coors Light, two packets of chicken wings, five packages of bacon and vegetable oil among her stash.
Tubby: The 26-year-old, pictured, was found with five packets of cheese, eight cans of Coors Light, two packets of chicken wings, five packages of bacon and vegetable oil

Tubby: The 26-year-old, pictured, was found with five packets of cheese, eight cans of Coors Light, two packets of chicken wings, five packages of bacon and vegetable oil

As well as theft, Appling was charged with a range of crimes including aggravated assault, simple battery, disorderly conduct and obstructing a law enforcement officer.


At the police station, the feisty woman told officers to add whatever charges they wanted 'because she was going to plea bargain and half of the charges would be dropped anyway.' (Fat girls are smart)

She also asked Officer Nathaniel Franco to make his report 'more interesting', so that her arrest would be featured in the department’s compendium of notable incidents. (Obviously she is a political prisoner. She's a fat modern day Joan of Arc who's on a brave quest for martyrdom and to promote fat rights and glorify fattitude)

In a word of warning to shop assistants, Appling, who is unemployed, told police the workers 'shouldn't chase people like that because they could get themselves hurt'. (Never corner a frightened, hungry and angry fat girl on a mission)

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Romney's Rap Sheet: Romney's Criminal Record

http://www.bluestemprairie.com/.a/6a00d834516a0869e2014e87ff1664970d-800wi

Mitt Romney's Arrests and Run Ins With the Law

Since rich Republicans believe that they are above the law, that is why they have no respect for the law and our hard working members of law enforcement who put their lives on the line everyday for us. Both Bush II and Cheney both have arrest records.

 

ROMNEY'S RAP SHEET

Subject:ROMNEY, WILLARD MITT
DOB:03/12/47
Place of birth:Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Height:6'2"
Physique:Described as "One of America's 50 Most Beautiful"1
Place of Residence:Reliable information not available. Has variously claimed Massachusetts, Utah, and Michigan.

Summary

Subject ROMNEY has been arrested on two occasions, in Massachusetts and Michigan, and, per Utah law enforcement, been verbally abusive with sheriff's deputy there. Known associates are currently under investigation for impersonating a police officer and fraud and money laundering.

Other Names and Aliases

"The Jobs Senator" (1994)2
"Team Reform" (c. 2002-2004)3
"Conservative Republican" (c. 2006-2007)4

Arrests and Other Contacts with Law Enforcement

WAYLAND, MASS. (1981) -- ARREST- DISORDERLY CONDUCT.
In June 1981, ROMNEY attempted to launch family motorboat at Cochituate State Park despite park ranger advising that he was prohibited from doing so because his boat did not display proper registration. ROMNEY was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct. ROMNEY handcuffed and transported in bathing suit to Natick police station, where released on own recognizance.5 Disposition: Charges were dropped when ROMNEY threatened to sue the state for false arrest; case dismissed at Natick District Court in February 1982. ROMNEY successfully petitioned that the files be sealed.6
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MICH. (c. 1965) -- ARREST- CHARGE NOT KNOWN.
ROMNEY was arrested along with future wife Ann Davies for actions in connection with practical joke at Cranbrook Academy. Reportedly ROMNEY and several friends "bought huge blocks of ice from the local gas station, laid towels over them, and went sliding down the slopes of a nearby golf course."7
HUNTSVILLE, UTAH (2002) -- USE OF PROFANITY WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT
On February 10, 2002, while overseeing 2002 Winter Olympics, ROMNEY became extremely angry upon encountering a traffic jam at a venue and proceeded to berate two persons authorized to direct traffic there, including with obscenity laced tirades, according to a police captain at the scene and a volunteer targeted by ROMNEY. The traffic volunteer Shaun Knopp stated that ROMNEY "asked me who the f___ I was and what the f___ I was doing. We got the Olympics going on we don't need this s___ down here."8 Weber County Sheriff's Office Capt. Terry Shaw, commander of the Snowbasin venue, stated that ROMNEY twice used the F-word while also berating one of his officers, Deputy Kodi Taggart. Capt. Shaw stated that ROMNEY "was abusive" to his officer and advised, unsuccessfully, that "he needs to apologize."9 ROMNEY denied part of the allegation, insisting he hadn't used the F-word since high school -- but admitted he used a word he described as "H-E-double hockey sticks." Disposition: The Utah Department of Safety advised it had decided against initiating a "profanity probe."10

Known Associates

FABIAN, ALAN: Until August 2007, FABIAN was a national finance committee co-chair for ROMNEY. Now under federal indictment for mail fraud, money laundering, bankruptcy fraud, perjury, obstruction of justice and defrauding companies of $32 million in Maryland.11
GARRITY, JAY (a/k/a "Trooper"): Until July 2007, GARRITY provided security and advance for ROMNEY whom he codenamed "LXX"; GARRITY now under investigation in Massachusetts and New Hampshire for impersonating a police officer and other charges.12
HEALEY, KERRY MURPHY (a/k/a "SHERRY" 13): HEALEY recruited by ROMNEY as accomplice for 2002 Governor's race; subsequently relegated to background role.

Additional information

POSSIBLE ANIMAL CRUELTY (1983)
In 1983, ROMNEY transported the family Irish setter, SEAMUS, in a dog carrier strapped to the roof of his Chevrolet station wagon during a 12-hour drive from Boston, Mass. to Lake Huron. No complaint was made or charges filed at time. However, Massachusetts law prohibits carrying an animal "in or upon a vehicle, or otherwise, in an unnecessarily cruel or inhuman manner or in a way and manner which might endanger the animal carried thereon."14
POSSIBLE RECKLESS DRIVING (date unknown)
According to a published account, "red lights make [ROMNEY] impatient." Per the report, at a red light at an intersection in Boston, "There was a truck in front of him but no other traffic anywhere in sight... .So [ROMNEY] pulled out around the truck -- to the left of the truck and then right in front of it -- and made a right turn. Then, at the next intersection, where again there was no traffic, he stopped and then went straight on through a red light. And then, suddenly, a policeman appeared out of nowhere.15
ALLEGED BRUSH WITH INTRUDER (c. MID 1960s)
Subject ROMNEY maintains that while a high school student at Cranbrook School in Michigan he encountered an intruder in his dorm: ROMNEY, who says, "I figured I was dead for sure," states he escaped the unknown intruder by jumping out a ground-floor window and running for help.16

1 People Magazine, 5/13/02
2 Boston Globe, 10/20/94
3 Quincy Patriot-Ledger, 5/26/04
4 Fox News, 2/26/06
5 Boston Herald, 5/5/94
6 Boston Globe, 5/5/94
7 Fortune Magazine, 7/9/07; Boston Globe 6/12/05
8 Standard-Examiner, 2/14/02
9 Standard-Examiner, 2/14/02 and Associated Press 2/14/02
10 Salt Lake Tribune, 2/15/02; Boston Globe, 8/11/02
11 Boston Globe, 8/12/07
12 Boston Globe, 6/22/07; 6/23/07
13 Boston Herald, 9/17/02
14 Boston Globe, 6/30/07
15 Deseret Morning News, 7/6/00
16 Boston Herald, 8/1/94

For the latest lies and flip flops visit ROMNEY THE LIAR! 

Monday, May 14, 2012

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Romney's Jesus Creates CONstipation For CONservative Christians

Romney's Jesus Creates CONstipation For CONservative Christians 

Reblogged from www.GodIsHate.blogspot.com


I will start by asking you Christers a fair and honest question that none of you will have the courage or honesty to answer directly.
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Would you accept a non Christian for president. If so would you accept any of the following: Jew? Muslim? Buddhist? Atheist? --- all of whom deny the divinity of Jesus Christ. Then we have  Mormonism that like Islam acknowledges that there was a Jesus. Mormons  deny the divinity of Jesus and one almighty God. Jews, and Muslims don't deny the existence of one almighty god. Mormons believe that if you follow their made up non biblical doctrines that you get your own planet and become a god equal to all their other gods which effectively says that you are a potential god equal to their Jesus who came to earth much like Superman.

At least Islam, Judaism, Buddhism does not attempt to pervert Christianity. Muslims, Jews and Buddhists simply don't believe Christianity. Mormons on the other hand have subverted the Biblical "truths" that you Christers hold so dearly. Unlike you Christers Mormons even subvert their own beliefs to change with the times. There was a time that Mormons said dark skinned people were loathsome as per the teachings of the Book of Mormon, its flim flam founder Joseph Smith and then polygamist Brigham Young. Political pressure forced them to abandon that insanity. For many years Mormons were polygamists which is not only not Biblical but it's insane. Since there are an equal number of male and females if men had more than one wife there would  not be enough women to go around. Joseph Smith was a stupid as Mohammad.Maybe that is how Romney became such a flip flopper.

Next question Christers: Can any of you in your right minds (assuming you have a right mind) believe in anything else as patently absurd as Mormonism?
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Next question: If you believe that Mormonism is absurd and a lie would you trust the judgement of anyone who is foolish enough to believe it?


The Mormon Jesus

The literal son of god and his goddess wife begotten in the pre-existence.
The brother of all spirits born in heaven in the premortal existence.
One of 3 gods in the godhead.
The Trinity is three separate gods.
Brother of Lucifer
First one to receive a spirit body.
Atoned for sin on the cross and in the garden of Gethsemane.
Was married and had kids.
Was conceived through sexual intercourse with God aka Elohiem (The Mormon God is a Pedophile)

Christian Jesus

Not the literal son of god and his goddess wife.
Not the brother of all spirits born in heaven in a premortal existence.
Not one of 3 gods in the godhead.
The Trinity is 3 persons in one God.
Was always spirit from eternity.
Atoned for sin on the cross alone.

This brief comparison should help you see the difference between the two. Jesus cannot be both the literal son of god and his goddess wife and not the literal begotten son. He cannot be both one of 3 gods, and not one of 3 gods. They are different. In fact, it would be a lot easier if the Mormons called him by a different name. For example, Bolok would be good. Bolok is one of three gods, but Jesus is not. etc. That way, it would be a lot easier to tell them apart.

Mormonism definitely does not teach the same Jesus as Christianity.

Listen up Christians!

Romney believes that Jesus and Lucifer share the same mother and father. Do you? Do you think those beliefs are ridiculous?

Romney believes that God's name is Elohiem and that he lives on a planet circling a star called Kolob.

Romney believes that Mormons all become gods when they die and get our own planet. That would mean that you would never be with God in heaven unless you became a Mormon. Morons see you as unsaved trash.

Romney has baptized the dead. Mormons baptize dead people thinking that doing so will get them their own planet and save them from your God's cruel destruction. You Christers only believe that grace can save you although the Bible contradicts itself many times when it comes to salvation.

Mormonism teaches that God the Father has a body of flesh and bones and that Jesus is a creation. Therefore the Mormon Jesus is not God. Don't you believe that Jesus is God and that God always was and always will be? Kinda like http://wwelegends.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/brethitmanhart.jpgBrett the Hitman Hart ie the greatest that is the greatest that was and the greatest there ever will be.

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Mormonism teaches that the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross itself (and receiving it by faith) is not sufficient to bring forgiveness of sins. It teaches that the forgiveness of sins is obtained though a cooperative effort with God; that is, you must be good and follow the laws and ordinances of the Mormon church in order to obtain forgiveness. This clearly contradicts the biblical doctrine of the forgiveness of sins by grace through faith (Rom. 5:1; 6:23; Eph. 2:8-9) and the doctrine that works are not part of your salvation but a result of them (Rom. 4:5, James 2:14-18).

Conclusion

Why is Mormonism a non-Christian religion? It is not Christian because it denies that there is only one God, denies the true Gospel, adds works to salvation, denies that Jesus is the uncreated creator, distorts the biblical teaching of the atonement, and undermines the authority and reliability of the Bible. 
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Final question:  Why would you vote for a person for president and leader of the free world who has even more delusional beliefs than you?