Monday, May 20, 2013

Why Fat Acceptance Has Failed

Why Fat Acceptance Has Failed

For anyone who thinks that the FA movement has been a success I have a bridge in Brooklyn that may interest you. What percentage of the fat and obese US population is a member of the FA movement. Is it one percent? NOPE! Is it .5%? Nope it's lower than that. How about .1%? WRONG! Maybe it's .01%? Not even close? According to the data there are less than 10,000 members of the FA movement in he US. There are three "major" groups, NAAFA, ISAA and Bigger Fatter Blog aka New American Fat Acceptance Movement or NAFAM.

NAAFA has been around for over forty years and still nobody takes them seriously. They have been the go to source for the mainstream media to contact when they are presenting a story about obesity or size discrimination but even that is changing because today Fat Bastard and Bigger Fatter Blog is rapidly becoming the go to source on all things fat and it has all happened as a result of the humble blog spot blog. There is a saying in advertising; "It's not the media, it's the message" In a few short years Fat Bastard, Bigger Fatter Blog and its contributors like Rev BLA, Teddy Bear, Belly Boy, The Chef, Rotunda Hindenberg and other too many to mention have sent that message worldwide but more about that later.

Why after over forty years has NAAFA failed to reach the growing legions of lard?

As the waistlines and gluttony of Americans continue to grow with no end is site the size of the fat acceptance movement continues to shrink. Remember when I said it's not the media but rather the message? Fatlings are not buying the NAAFA brand because they know it is bullshit and more than that it is an insult to the intelligence fatlings everywhere.

The biggest flaw in the NAAFA message is the denial of the laws of physics. More specifically it is their denial of the gluttony/obesity connection. I think if one of their heroes suck Paul Campos, Kelly Bliss or Linda Bacon told them that there earth was flat they'd believe. In fact there are more flat Earthers that there are people who take NAAFA seriously. Perhaps that is because the flat Earthers have more credibility.

NAAFA style Fat Acceptance is an all girls club.

That would be fine but there are more overweight men than women. Men are bigger gluttons and there are more of them but men are woefully under represented in today's out dated and silly FA movement. Maybe NAAFA should change its name to NAAFAG. or National Association of Angry Fat American Girls because that's what they are. The NAAFIAN lie a lot and one lie they have told is that Fat Bastard is a misogynist because he has been critical of the fat feminist invasion of the FA movement. Like all straight men Fat Bastard loves lesbians. In fact girl on girl action is his favorite form of porn albeit they are usually skinny chicks.

Fat Bastard loves women. His stance against WLS is very pro woman because most WLS victims are fat girls.

NAAFA's anti diet stance

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Susan Power: Lesbian, Feminist, Nutritionist, Weight Loss Guru and no Fat Bastard you can't convert her even with your "educated" tongue.

To NAAFA dieting is a mortal sin and people like Richard Simmons, Jenny Craig, MeMe Roth and Susan Powter are evil incarnate. Susan Powter must really throw them for a loop because Susan Powter is a rug munching man hating feminist just like them with the only difference being is Susan Powter is not a glutton.

Fat people do go on weight loss diets and lose weight. Fat Bastard himself has lost weight and maintained that weight loss for over a year with no effort. NAAFA and site like Big Fat Blog will not allow any diet talk.... AND they call MeMe Roth a Nazi? Not allowing diet talk is like having a church that won't let in sinners. What do they fear? If their arguments were sound you'd think that they would relish the opportunity to exploit these teaching moments.

The exclusion of feederism and the hypocrisy

For a long time the leading feederism site Dimensions Magazine and NAAFA were joined at the hip as well as the genitals. This was probably the golden age of fat acceptance but NAAFA, bowing to the even angrier man hating rug munching fat feminists pressured NAAFA to condemn feederism and fat female heterosexuality. The feederism movement is growing in leaps and bound with very busy sites popping up all over the world. The same cannot be said about the fat acceptance movement which remains in a steep nosedive.

Feederism and fat acceptance belong together. Feederism is a pillar of real fat acceptance. The celebration of gluttony is another pillar. If you want to read rational and intelligent discussions of fat acceptance you can find them here on Bigger Fatter Blog or on Dimensions Magazine. If you go to sites like Big Fat Blog or Fierce Freethinking Fatties all you will read is the same tired malingering, stale arguments and dishonesty that has been the hallmark of NAAFA and its dwindling loony membership.

Real Women Have Curves?

Talk about misogyny! Sheeeesh! Not only is that statement chauvinistic and demeaning to all women it's not even true because if it were true Kelly Bliss would not be a real woman. She'd be a refrigerator with legs and a fat balding head.

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Curves or a refrigerator with legs and a head showing male pattern baldness? You tell me?


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MeMe Roth on the other hand has some dangerous curves.

I often wonder if MeMe Roth were a man instead of a gorgeous woman if the angry fat girls would be so hateful, vile and catty when talking about her. Dr Oz also talks about the gluttony/obesity connection, childhood obesity and gluttony and the heath consequences to those who choose a gluttonous lifestyle. Fat girls probably get all hot over a skinny guy like Dr Oz. Fat girls see a woman like MeMe Roth and they see red. They never attack MeMe's message and if they gave it some thought they would have some valid arguments but instead they attack MeMe personally. That sort of demagoguery is bad to fat people and bad for the FA movement.

Deep down these fat girls know that MeMe Roth is woman men want to see and the woman that most fat girls including them want to be, so they hate her. She reminds them over everything they can never be such as educated, desirable and classy.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Attacked By A Jealous Fat Girl

The following is Jenna Talia's first article on Bigger Fatter Politics. This may be disturbing to some readers as Jenna is recounting a vicious and unprovoked attack by a pod of angry land whales. Keep watchng the comments section for comments from both me, Fat Bastard and Jenna.

Click here to see an example of Jenna Talia's interviewing skills. It turns out that Jenna is a wine expert and originally she mistook me Fat Bastard for the owner of Fat Bastard wines.

Jenna Talia
Attacked By A Jealous Fat Girl by Jenna Talia

My first deadly encounter with an enraged fat girl happened one summer as a junior in high school. A friend and I stopped at an ice cream shop for some gellato. Instead of sitting at the round umbrella covered picnic tables and eating ice cream my friend Priscilla and I decided instead to stand to enjoy our frozen confections. While we were eating our tasty treats some friends of Priscilla's pulled into the parking lot and she walked over to talk to them. It was then when the first insult was hurled at me. It came from a table of angry fat girls who were students from a nearby college. They were purposely talking loud enough for me to hear them. They were referring to me as, that skinny slut, bone, anorexic skank and size 0 stick girl. When I looked up at them for ringleader shouted at me, "what are you staring at skank?" I ignored her. Then she said, " I'm talking to you skank" I continued to ignore her. Then she said, "Real women have curves stick girl." while another one said, "Only a dog wants a bone". I responded, "yeah whatever." Even though I was dressed much more modestly than they were one of them accused me of dressing like a slut. At this point people were beginning to watch. Priscilla noticed and asked what was going on. I told her I didn't know and I suggested that we just leave. As we were getting ready to leave when suddenly the biggest and meanest fat girl got up from her seat to further confront me. I turned and walked away when she grabbed the back of my hair and yanked me to the pavement. Priscilla tried to pull her off me put this enraged land whale appear to have superhuman strength. Luckily for us a police car happened to be coming by. The officer was able to stop the attack and that's when things really got interesting.
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Too fat to handcuff behind the back!


Within minutes another police car pulled up with its lights flashing and siren blaring and another officer got out. Then a Sheriff's car pulled up with two deputies. They were getting witness accounts of the altercation and attack. Her friends lied to the police and told her I had started the fight while other witnesses told the truth. The officer who was interviewing me told me that he believed me and let me know that he was letting the big nasty fat girl and her big nasty fat friends dig themselves in deeper with their lies. The officer knew that there was a surveillance camera that would've captured the entire incident. They got the fat girl and her friends to sign sworn statements. They then got the store manager to show them the surveillance video. Once the officers and the Sheriff's deputies saw the video all of the angry fat girls were placed in handcuffs, arrested and charged with various crimes.

Fat guys are really nice guys. The fat manager who showed the police the video of the attack was a big teddy bear of a man. He brought out a first aid kit and some ice for my cuts and bruises. In the meantime, the police had called the fire rescue ambulance. As a precautionary measure paramedics placed me in a neck collar and placed me on a stretcher and then I was placed into the ambulance. They said that I had a mild concussion and some soft tissue trauma to my neck. The manager was quite upset by what had happened. He gave Priscilla his business card along with a stack of coupons for free products as a gesture of goodwill.

The police called my parents and informed them that I was being taken to a local hospital for injuries sustained in an assault. They and my mom and dad met the ambulance at the emergency room. They had asked the police what happened and the police informed them that I've been attacked by a jealous and angry fat girl simply because I looked better than she did. The officer went on to inform them that these sort of attacks are not all that uncommon these days. He assured them that I would be okay but for liability reasons and for my own safety I had to be looked at by an emergency room physician. While there in the E.R. my injuries or photographed in the police obtained a medical report to aid them in leveling charges and prosecuting this case.

Unfortunately, the angry fat girl could not be charged with a hate crime even though this was clearly a hate crime. She and her friends all plead guilty to various charges. She was sentenced to six months in jail and her perjurious cohorts were each fined one thousand dollars for knowingly making false statements to the police.

In a civil case, I won $78,000 judgment against my attacker for actual damages, pain and suffering and punitive damages. We are still trying to collect on the judgment as the beast who attacked me is a big stinky fat welfare momma. 


Since this incident, my family and I have developed a close friendship with Jerry the ice cream store manager who was so kind, compassionate and helpful. He truly was my knight in shining armor along with the law enforcement officers many of whom were fat but very wise. I'm still at a loss as to why fat guys are so nice since they are usually the butt of jokes and fat girls who are a protected species are so mean. I guess some things will remain a mystery.

As horrific as this incident was it is given me a greater appreciation of fat guys and an increasing disdain for fat girls. Fat men are far less likely to cause trouble than any other group of people. It was Jerry a fat man who first rushed to my aid and defense. After reading Fat Bastardo's articles I have come to believe that the humility, nobility and a sense of honor are traits quite common to fat men and all men but pride, jealousy, avarice and rage are the traits that make fat girls so darn mean. 

Comment: By Fat Bastardo:

Fat girls love to eat, fuck and fight and not necessarily in that order. Fat girls are particularly dangerous when there are food and skinny men around. It makes them more dangerous. Always exercise extreme caution in these situations.


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Why are fat guys so nice? I think it is because we are honest and we are fine in our own skin despite the cruel taunts we sometimes get. There are other reasons. First off we are male and therefore we are held to higher standards of conduct. We are not mommy's little prince the way girls are daddy's little princess. It is not OK for us to hit girls but it is OK for girls to hit us especially if we are fat.

Fat girls often have excessive estrogen and testosterone due to their tremendous bulk whereas fat men have slightly less testosterone and slightly more estrogen that the average lean guy because fat holds estrogen and our sloth decreases the production of testosterone.

Fat Bastardo's Update: 

The sow who attacked Jenna got early release but a few months later Child Protective Services took her kids away. It turns out that this violent pig was also a child abuser.


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Fat Girls: Jealous - Aggressive - Violent 


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Fat Girls Fighting Over FOOD!



I hope these cops get tested for diseases after handling this wild Snorlax!

Saturday, May 18, 2013

BOOM Shakala A Tribute to Belly Boy


BOOM shaklaka he's an all time great.
BOOM shakalaka he ate ate ate
Layin the dick to his skinny Asian ho
BOOM shakalaka Belly Boy YO!

The crowd goes wild. Fat Bastard announces that he has a special guest and out comes Snoop Dog who rocks and impromtu rhyme with the Chef and both the Chef's posse and Snoop's posse toss Belly Burgers into the crowd and a near riot ensues until a naked Belly Boy come thundering in over the audience on a zip line spewing 100+ pounds of fecal matter over the audience. The roar of the crowd is deafening as the break into 20 minutes of BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka  BOOM Shakalaka!

Belly Boy busts a few rhymes free stylin and then heads to his fleet of giant Belly Mobiles. At this point the crowd is too awed to utter a sound as they have seen the Buddah of Foodah.  It's a holy moment.

Belly Boy then jets off to his Asian tour about a rocket powered double sized replica of the Hindenberg named the Blimp Shakalaka.

Sensible Gun Control

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Only a whore for the NRA would argue against this. Responsible gun owners would welcome this.

Welcome Jenna Talia: Bigger Fatter Politic's Newest Reporter and Researcher

Root and ye shall find. Oink and the door will open.  Squeal and it shall be given.

I, Fat Bastard, can probably add another truism or two to what I just said such as good things come to those who wait or patience is a virtue. We are always looking for talented reporters and stringers who can contribute to Bigger Fatter Politics. We have our science editor, politcal analyst, cartoonist and Renaissance man Dr. Gerald Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog, we have Rotunda Hindenburg our resident angry man hating fat feminist reporter and commentator along with social critic and expert on just about everything the incomparable Belly Boy. Bigger Fatter Politics is blessed with the best and brightest reporters and journalists on the planet and just when I thought things couldn't get any better I, Fat Bastard received an email along with the resume and curriculum vitae of one Jenna Talia. Jenna asked me, Fat Bastard, if I Fat Bastard would allow her to submit some articles for my approval and publication on Bigger Fatter Politics. After reading a sample of her work I, Fat Bastard was bowled over by the high journalistic standards, professionalism and the punchy style evident in her work. In spite of the fact that Jenna recently graduated from one of the most prestigious journalism schools in the United States her work displays a degree of professionalism and seasoned writing of veteran journalists eg, David Brinkley, Walter Conkite, Edward R Murrow, that is rarely seen these days. It gets even better. Jenna Talia is one of those rare slender women and like many slender women Jenna has been the victim of cruel persecution by fat girls. Because Bigger Fatter Politics is fair and balanced and has the highest journalistic standards we're delighted to be able to present Jenna's insight into the issues.

For privacy reasons I cannot post Jenna's resume and cover letter but I can post a public comment which she left introducing herself right here on Bigger Fatter Politics.

Jenna writes: See the article and comments by clicking here.
 

Hi there Fat Bastard you Fat Bastard,

I have been reading your blogs with great interest. I have burst into tears reading your articles because I was so moved by emotion that someone was standing you for us slender and waifish women. Fat girls are just plain mean and since we normal girls are outnumbered ad outweighed by them we are thrilled to have a champion like you defending us from this angry mob of waif haters.

I have sent you an email with my complete bio and I ask if you might consider allowing me to submit article for your approval for publication for your blogs
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I responded with the following:




Miss Talia,

I Fat Bastard have read your email and your resume and I can see no reason for you not to send articles for publication on our fat acceptance sites. I was so impressed by your cresentials and cirruculum vitae that I would be pleased to advise you in how to create your own site dedicated to protecting skinny girls from these dreadful war beasts.

Also thank you for the photo you included. Even though you were fully clothed in it I, Fat Bastard get hard just thinking about it.

You will be a great addition to the Bigger Fatter Political family.

The above comment was a response to an article I had written regarding the epidemic of self-hatred among fat girls. Jenna pointed out that like their blubber spilling over onto skinny passengers on airplanes and other public transportation, their hatred spills out onto attractive slender women as much as it does on to fat man and men in general. While I, fat bastard was aware of the persecution of slender women by angry self hating fat girls, I, fat bastard could not fully appreciate the impact this has on fat girls. All of us at bigger fatter politics are thrilled to have Jenna Talia as a member of our team and the bigger fatter politics family. Jenna's insight, professionalism and life experiences will help round out the journalistic mix of bigger fatter politics.

Welcome aboard Jenna Talia. 


Friday, May 17, 2013

Another Advantage When it Comes to Boning Skinny Chicks

Being too skinny is far better for women than being too fat when avoiding getting knocked up.

A study found that such women are less likely to become pregnant than those who are overweight - including those who are dangerously obese land whales.

Fertility specialist Richard Sherbahn, of the Advanced Fertility Centre of Chicago, said the amount of attention paid to being overweight meant that the "advantages" of being underweight were being largely exaggerated.

The advanced thinking was being vindicated by the "size zero" culture in girls and young women striving to emulate the hot look of models and other celebrities.

Sherbahn crunched the figures on almost 2,500 sessions of in vitro fertilisation (IVF) carried out at his clinic over an eight-year period.

Being thin can lower the sex/crazy hormone oestrogen, making it harder to get pregnant.

Sherbahn said that while some other studies had hinted that being skinny may be worse for fertility than being fat, he was "surprised" at the size of the effect.

It is known that being very thin can make it difficult to get pregnant naturally, due to a drop in the female sex hormone oestrogen.

Sherbahn said: "It could be in evolutionary terms that if people were too thin that maybe food wasn't readily available and maybe it wasn't the best time to reproduce and maybe the uterus wasn't at its best."

A Word to the Wise from Fat Bastard

This does not mean that you can't get a skinny chick knocked up. It only means that it's not easy and considering the lower sperm count of us fat boys it is even more difficult. That doesn't mean that you should not use caution and heed the age old advice of The Chef and Proud FA.... "When it doubt, PULL OUT!"  If the chick is a psycho you definitely do not want her to catch the worm.

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Getting Fat on the Cheap: Proud FA's Guide for the Frugal Glutton

Follow the fat/fast food pyramid! If it's fried, EAT IT!
Getting Fat on the Cheap: Finding $weet Deals on Food
By Proud FA

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None of the fat haters and food cops like MeMe Roth appreciate how expensive it can be to get super morbidly obese. Considering the fact that most of the super morbidly obese are too fat to work one can only admire the dedication and ingenuity of the super morbidly obese. When you consider the fact that many of these people are bed bound yet they still are able to obtain food in the fifteen thousand to twenty thousand range you have to be awed. That's beyond impressive. It's downright admirable.

I, Proud FA, the Dean of Feederism have been educating obese folks for years to the simple fact that fat fattens best but guzzling melted butter or lard is not very appetizing and a large part of the joys of morbid obesity is eating all that tasty food.

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When if comes to pleasurable gaining and the hedonistic lifestyle fast food is always a best bet and it can be a best buy!

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The only thing that beats fast food is home delivery. The burger joints should offer FREE delivery to us fatlings!


Getting morbidly obese costs money!

As a public service to our fattest readers Fat Bastard asked me to find our fatlings some food deals. Let's start with a fatlings all time favorite, fast food. Fast food rules. It tastes great, it's quick, it's economical and it's very fattening! How can you beat that? In the case of the average run of the mill fatling fast food is affordable but when you're talking about hyper gluttons like Belly Boy and obesity expert and gaining innovator "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear even "junk" and fast food can be a budget buster. With savings up to 90% fast food coupons are the answer.

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Check out Wendy's 99 cent everyday value meals. Click Here!

Save a whopping 90% on local eats HERE!

Recommended reading

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How to Get Fat

"Into gluttony? Well, then this is the book for you. Eat sugar. Eat carbs. EAT FAT! Say "yes" to fast food... All of those things plus a steady stream of late night binges will have you on the fast track to fatsville."

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Starbucks Coupons ( Ongoing ) Starbucks SUCKS!
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Subway Coupons ( Ongoing ) Anti Glutton! AVOID!
Printable Coupons for Subway restaurants, includes sandwiches and subs.

Taco Bell ( November-25 )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Taco Bell restaurants, free frutista freeze.

Taco Johns ( November-28 )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Taco John's restaurants, free potato ole.

TCBY ( Must Sign Up ) AVOID MOSTLY LOW FAT!
Printable coupons for TCBY yogurt ice cream.

TGI Friday's ( November-7 )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for TGI Friday's restaurants, BOGO salad or sandwich.

The Cheesecake Factory ( Must Sign Up )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite and Award WINNER!)
Printable coupons for The Cheesecake Factory.

Waffle House ( November-7 )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for Waffle House restaurants, free small slice of pie.

Wendys ( December-31 )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
6 printable coupons for Wendy's restaurants.

White Castle Coupons ( November-30 )
(A Bigger Fatter Blog Favorite)
Printable coupons for White Castle restaurants in your area.

Wienerschnitzel ( November-27 )
Printable coupons for Wienerschnitzel fast food restaurants, free drink.


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How do coupons websites work? Well, they don’t automatically link back to every restaurant, necessarily. Sometimes they will connect to the specials page for the restaurant, which allows you to go directly to the offers that Taco Bell or Burger King or McDonalds are putting out on their own. When a coupons website like 1fastfoodcoupon.com does something like that, it is because they believe in convenience. Because coupons websites often have other offers that they can benefit you with doesn’t mean that they overlook the little things. By having access to all the restaurant-sponsored discounts websites, a coupons site makes everything conveniently clickable.

But as noted, coupons websites don’t just link directly to specials pages on restaurant websites. They also make it their business to stay up to date on the best of the coupons available. Sometimes this means that a dud coupon or two will slip through the cracks. But 1fastfoodcoupon.com, for example, does the best it can to weed out the deadwood. Coupons for fast food are their specialty, so they try to stay abreast of the best. Rather than wandering off into the weeds as you search down coupons on your own, then, perhaps the best thing to do is to stick with our coupons website and realize that we don’t create the coupons; we find them and bring them to you. Or you to them.

So coupons websites like 1fastfoodcoupon.com really do show that so much is going online these days. Marketing tools, like coupons, are one such instance where things have gone online. And with websites like this one, it’s clear that it’s a strong trend because of its convenience and efficiency. The correctness of the coupons is almost always a success—and if it didn’t work this time, it can work next time. So you can get your discounts online while you do everything else you do online, and then you can go out and use what you’ve found. 
 
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Cruisin for burgers! 
 
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Fries build thighs! She may be a mere pup now but a steady diet of greasy fries will plump those thighs! 

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Open wide sweet fat girl! Burgers build bellies!
 
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See what I mean?!

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Wannabe gainer dreaming of becoming a prized pear!
 
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Burgers build BIG bellies! 
 
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Hey baby, would you like a burger with that shake!

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