Thursday, June 30, 2011

Doctor Salaries

 

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Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Doctor Salaries

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When it comes to greedy gluttony no other industry is outdone by the American medical industry (AMI). This once pathetic profession of healers is finally reaching it's greedy potential. As a kid I used to think it was funny that the symbol of the medical profession was a snake because back then doctors seemed like a bunch of empathetic boy scouts who actually took the silly Hippocratic oath seriously. I, Fat Bastard, propose that now that doctors replace the snake with a pig or a pig snake. 

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New Symbol for American Doctors

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Today's doctors finally get it! Disease is not something to be cured. Disease is something to be cultivated and exploited but bleeding heart people like Jonas Salk who eliminate illnesses that have such economic potential are finally being shunned by the American Medical Industry, the greatest symbol of American greed and gluttony.

Today's doctors are not the humble little saps with a black bags who would treat the sick at their homes - no way! Today's doctors have seen the tremendous economic potential in the exploitation of disease and human suffering and they are learning how to squeeze every ounce of revenue from it. The American medical industry or AMI is greedy crony capitalism at its very best. The few remaining doctors who put their patients health before money are rightfully drummed from the industry. Who needs these trouble makers?!

Get this straight you whining sick people! Your doctor is not in business to make you healthy and cure your illness. He is in business to MAKE MONEY - and LOTS OF IT!!

The following is based on the income that they under report. 



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Neurosurgery Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$354000 $541000 $936000 CHA CHING!

Gastroenterology Physician Jobs Information - Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$265000 $349000 $590000 CHA CHING!
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OB-Gyn Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$159000 $261000 $417000 CHA CHING!

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Cardiovascular Surgery Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$351108 $558719 $852717 CHA CHING!
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Cardiology Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$268000 $403000 $811000 CHA CHING!

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Urology Salaries

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$261000 $358000 $619000 CHA CHING!

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Orthopedic Surgery Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$228000 $459000 $1,352,000 CHA CHING!

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Family Practice Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$128000 $204000 $299000 CHA CHING!

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Plastic Surgery Salary Information

Lowest Reported Average Reported Highest Reported
$237000 $412000 $820000 CHA CHING!




Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Fat Acceptance Terms

Lexicon of Fat Acceptance Terms

According to an Sarcastic Antifat Acceptance Blogger

Anorexia: A very common condition that results in the deaths of MILLIONS of women each year. The primary cause is skinny models, and Hollywood waifs.

Bing Eating: A term that is used to describe a non existent condition.

Comment Section: A section of a blog where adherents post loud praise for the fat acceptance blog author’s post .

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Dan Savage: The most evil man alive!


Diet: An extreme form of calorie restriction that occasionally results in temporary weight loss. This activity poses a high risk or causing anorexia.

Diet Industry: An evil Cabal of Jews, Trilaterialists, and late night infomercial advertisers who are attempting to dominate the world through manipulating health studies to encourage the sale of hoodia, and frozen meal entrees.

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Douchehound: An intellectual term that Kate Harding uses to describe those who she particularly disagrees with.

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Exercise: Strenuous physical activity, often engaged in by fat acceptance types, for example: playing with Cats. However, exercise has not been shown to result in weight loss. In fact many Fat Acceptance adherents exercised 2 hours a day with no results while eating nothing but lettuce, and found that no weight loss occurred.

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Fashion Industry: A conspiratorial organization that is hell bent on forcing women of size to wear frumpy clothing, and to promote anorexia by utilizing uber-skinny models.

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Fat and Fit: A scientific fact proven by the next to last place finishes by “fat girl on a bike” in many competitive triathlons.

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Fat Hate Bingo: A method in which valid arguments are answered by shouting “Bingo” in a juvenile fashion.

Genetic Set point: If one eats intuitively (i.e. what ever the heck you want), your body will eventually reach its’ genetic weight set point. Note: sometimes a genetic set point will shift; typically upward do not be alarmed.

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Intuitive Eating: Eat whatever the hell you want!

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Kate Harding: A feminist prophet who offers obscenities of wisdom to those who willing to ignore science and accept her angry faith.

Lifestyle Change: See Diet. There is no known difference.

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MeMe Roth: The most hated woman in the world.

Myfatspouse.com: The most evil web site in the entire universe. It is highly inadvisable to link to www.myfatspouse.com.

Obesity Epidemic: An over exaggerated media catch phrase. Simply saying “booga, booga” makes it go away.

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Real Women: Overweight women who are sexier than skinnier women. This should be an obvious fact when discussing this subject on a fat acceptance blog. Remember, that all women are real women when discussing the subject with non fat acceptance types.

Second (2nd) Law of Thermodynamics (calories out must equal calories in): Physics is sexist!

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Straw Men: A valid argument against fat acceptance.

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Troll: Someone who posts a comment on a fat acceptance blog who does not match the author’s ideology EXACTLY.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Angry Fat Wife Fights Back!

Rhonda Rotundi fights back for the whole world to see on the EVIL My Fat Spouse forum. She left the following message on their forum and it will be about as welcome and a turd in a swimming pool.


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Rhonda Rotundi who is known in fat acceptance circles as Proud Plumpette


Hello there. My name is Rhonda. My hub calls me Raunchy Rhonnie because I gave the nastiest farts and jokes he's ever smelled or heard.

I am the fat spouse of a very bitter man. Instead of getting a divorce he cheats and he talks smack about me to the kids.

My aim is to get fatter and piss him off more!
This guy is a tool. Hell, he's a whole tool shed. I'm gonna get so fat, he'll have to have two divorces; one to me, one to the belly.

I am proud to gain the pounds, and this My Fat Spoues site is a load of horse shit.
Most fat people don't wanna lose weight because they like food. DUH. They love food. And yes, they love it more than their families. Trying to make your spouse lose weight is not only shallow and cruel, but it's also beating a dead horses shit, that came from a dead horse that was covered in shit.
You guys are assholes. I'm gonna gain weight, and I'm here to tell all the other fat spouses in the house to pack on the pounds and stick it to the man. Or woman. You know, whichever you're married to. If they can't act like a decent, civil human being to someone who measures up as more that one, than they don't deserve a normal sized spouse!

I would like my readers to know that Rhonda AKA Proud Plumpette has struck a blow for fat spouses and gluttons everywhere. I would love to see her give Jillian Michaels an MeMe Roth a good fat girl style chewing out as only a fat feminist can!

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Fat Feminist brandishing her most effective weapon!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Angry Fat Girls Bite Man's Ear Off and Eats It!

This angry BBW must have been really hungry because she ate the man's ear. I bet the crazy NAAFA girls are going to build a shrine to this girl.


I don't have a lot to say about this because I am still stunned but Elawshea's commentary pretty much covers it.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Fattitude and Republican Pedophilia: It's Everywhere!

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Walmart needs to provide scooters for fat kids too!


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BBW cools sexy underbelly while buying favorite cheese.


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Into you tent I'll creep for a drink.


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Uncompromising fattitude!



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Revving up fattitude!


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Kiss all our fat asses!


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This graphic has nothing to do with fattitude other than their fat elephant. It galls me that this noble beast is the symbol for such a despicable organization. While Republicans stand for greed and gluttony in many ways their baby raping ways make them the scourge of politics and humans of all sizes. That's why I don't vote for them. This really hit home after getting to know to stellar fatlings. One is a guy named TJ aka the Amazing Atheist on You Tube and the other is our own "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear of the genius The Biggest Fattest Blog. Both of these fine fatlings were victims of Republican pedophiles.

For quite sometime the GOP has had an epidemic of baby raping.


GOP Pedophile LINKS:

LINK 

LINK

LONG LINK

LONGER LIST

Republican NAMBLA pedophile social club

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

William Howard Taft Our Fattest President


William Howard Taft

When it comes to presidents the best ones are always fat. This is not to say that all fatlings would make great leaders. What I am saying is that the greatest presidents have been fat. William Howard Taft aka Big Bill was no exception and like the other fat Bill, Bill Clinton he accomplished a lot while in office.
Taft the innovator
Taft was the inventor of the 7th inning stretch in baseball. It turns out that he was at a ball game and the seats were uncomfortable so he stood up to stretch and so did everyone in the ball park just to get a look at him.

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Taft knew the importance of a comfortable bath so he created the first super sized bath tub. Was this guy a visionary or what?
Taft the statesman and humanitarian
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Taft sought to further the economic development of underdeveloped nations in Latin America and Asia through "Donut Diplomacy" but in return he had them sign the save the Land Whale Act that abolished the harpooning of American land whales and encouraged their feeding and expansion of natural habitats like Walmart and all you can eat buffets.




http://www.unclemelon.com/william_howard_taft_moustache_rides.jpgLike Bill Bubba Clinton, chicks dug William Howard Taft.

President Taft was also a freak like Clinton and like Clinton and other fat boys he was known to be a great and cunning linguist and it is rumored that his wife slept in a meat locker so she would have the meat scent he liked on her.




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I think what is most remarkable about William Howard Taft is that he was not only the fattest president but he was also the fattest supreme court justice. That fat boy Anton Scalia is going to have to eat a hell of a lot more pasta if he ever hopes to catch up to Big Bill Taft.
There you have it folks. The greatest man in US politics was a fat man.


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The NEW Fat Accptance

Why Bigger Fatter Blog?

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We know! People don't like the fact that Fat Bastard is highly critical of the movement we call the old fat acceptance. What is the old fat acceptance? It is Fat Bastard's opinion is the old fat acceptance is the movement that began when Bill Fabrey the creator of NAAFA was forced out and replaced by a bunch of angry jealous far left man hating elitists. NAAFA under Bill's guidance meant National Association Aiding Fat Americans. Bill's vision for NAAFA was an all encompassing and inclusive one. If you were fat or a fat sympathizer you belonged. Since Bill's departure from NAAFA the letters N A A F A today mean National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance and under the current leadership the once great NAAFA of Bill Fabrey has become a joke. It was relevant when Bill was in charge but today it is a mere shadow of what it once was. It has failed miserably in its poorly defined mission. Today's NAAFA continues to lose members and funding. Today's NAAFA does not speak for fat people or their needs. Let's make a comparison.

Let's take the NAACP. The NAACP speaks for the concerns of the vast majority of Blacks. The NAACP remains relevant, focused and effective. It's mission is well defined and it's leadership is intelligent and thoughtful. NAAFA has poor leadership and it does not speak for the vast majority of fat people. NAAFA has become the ole girls club. NAAFA is wishy washy. NAAFA is bigoted towards men, especially fa men. NAAFA is to the fat acceptance movement what the Black Panthers were to the equal rights movement except that the Black Panther Party had a point and were marginally effective and most people would agree that in spite of their provocative and militant ways they did more good than harm. The same cannot be said for NAAFA.
Bigger Fatter Blog and the New Fat Acceptance is a logical scientifically based organization and movement that would like to see the fat acceptance movement return to the vision of its founder Bill Fabrey. We seek to undo the damage that NAAFA and the rest of the loons in the fatosphere have done to the movement and to fat people. Everything has its pros and cons. Let's take a guy thing like cars. You can drive a Honda Civic. You will have a decent car but you will sacrifice comfort for good fuel economy some people are willing to do that where others are not. We don't judge people for what cars they choose to drive. Let's take the Cadillac Escalade. It is like a fatling in that is consumes fuel but it sure gets you from point A to point B in style and comfort. With its advantages comes a price that people who own Cadillac Escalades are willing to pay and they pay it at the pump and in higher insurance rates. Just like there are advantages and disadvantages to being fat, there are advantages and disadvantages to be skinny. Those of us in the New Fat Acceptance will take the good with the bad. In my case I don't enjoy the pleasures of greedy gluttony. I tend to be a bit more epicurian about food whereas Fat Bastard is a greedy and hedonsitic glutton as are all fat people. Fat Bastard has made greedy gluttony and art form and Teddy Bear of the Biggest Fattest Blog has made it is science. These are major advancements. Anyone knows how to get and stay fit but who really knows the finer points of gluttony and how to mitigate its often devastating consequences? The answer is simple, Fat Bastard and Teddy Bear know the finer points of greedy gluttony and unbridled food lust. I also put myself into that category because I am one of the few feeders who feeds with mono saturated fat and as I always say..."Fat fattens best."

Now let's speak to denial. Denial is what led to Fat Bastard's heart attacks and other health problems. He like many fatlings bought into the HAES lunacy and he blamed everything and everyone for his declining health. I too had been imbibing on the NAAFA Kool Aid and as a result I pretended to believe what I knew was total bullshit. I knew that the fat acceptance propaganda being spread by these strident and angry fat girls was not helping fat people or the movement but instead in was and is harming the movement and fat folks. Fat Bastard and I could no longer be a part of this insanity. Deep down we both knew that Fat Bastard and all fat people are greedy gluttons. Being that we are men we knew that the human body could not defy the immutable laws of physics. We knew that gluttony and nothing else made people fat. We simply ended the charade.

Today with 73% of Americans fat or obese and only a tiny tiny fraction of a percentage of them being represented by the the current FA movement we knew something had to be done and that is why we launched this Bigger Fatter Blog. We were sick of the censorship in the fatsophere. We would read Paul McAleer's Big Fat Blog and howl with laughter and then be disgusted at the single mindedness and the toxic venom spewed by the jealous fat girls. Here's another example of what we mean. Let's take the Tea Bagger movement. Tea Baggers and fat feminists are really cut from the same clueless piece of cloth. They are ignorant and easily led. They are angry but the cannot really express what it is that is pissing them off so much so the create paper tigers and other symbols to justify their discontent and they more they run their mouths and close their ears the dumber and louder they get.

The opposition is not our enemy. Let's take the case of NAAO and it's founder MeMe Roth. They hate MeMe. We don't. We see her as loyal opposition. We would like to have a spirited debate with Ms Roth but we would not resort to the vulgar name calling and sophomoric debating tactics that allow a woman MeMe to trounce the angry fat girls every time. When Fat Bastard and I watch MeMe debate one of the girls from the fatosphere we know its going to be a blood bath. MeMe sits there in a calm, dignified and ladylike manner. We want to see her get knocked out of the ballpark but it never happens. MeMe slaughters them every time. Fat Bastard and I could more than hold our own against MeMe Roth because the first thing we would do is show her some respect. Also, we are not intimidated by the fact that MeMe is a hottie. That's not entirely true. Fat Bastard stops shoveling in the chips and dip when MeMe is on the tube and keeps babbling, "She's hot! She's hot! Don't you think she's hot" to which I say, "No Joy Nash is hot but she's an idiot. Now shut up so we can hear." 
 
As usual MeMe brings a gun to the knife fight and she wins hands down. Its like watching Mike Tyson get pounded. You used to like Iron Mike but after he became such an asshole you find yourself cheering for his opponent because you respect his opponent more than you do Iron Mike. Fat Bastard and I are lovers not fighters. We also know that hating MeMe Roth and attacking her personally only hurts fat people in the long run. It may feel good at first and the fat girls unleash their phony righteous indignation and blizzard of misinformation but in the minds of the people who matter (the smart and honest ones) MeMe wins by a mile.
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MeMe Roth is winning leaving the Kelly Bliss in the dust.

This sort of insanity and venomous attacks against a member of the loyal opposition only serves to make fat girls look more and more like the jealous and pathetic creatures they are.

As most readers know skinny fat admirers, only pork fat girls but guys like Fat Bastard only bone skinny women as it is really tough for two fatlings to have intercourse. Fat Bastard and I both agree that MeMe Roth is not anorexic. 
 
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MeMe Roth and her Wedding Gown Challenge
In this photo she appears to have a BMI of around 21. So what she has no tits? We respect the fact that she accepts her body and did not opt for a silicone beef up. Maybe if the angry jealous fat girls would accept their bodies the way MeMe accepts hers they would understand what real fat acceptance is. MeMe looks damn good! When Fat Bastard saw this picture I had to feed him a waffle to sop up the drool. MeMe is like Ann Coulter in looks accept that MeMe is much more womanly looking and has normal hands and no Adams apple. That is because MeMe is a genetic female. From a Playboy Magazine standard MeMe has a smokin bod. She has an athletic build. She is not by any stretch of the imagination anorexic and knowing her workout schedule MeMe has to be eating like a horse. Sorry girls for alluding to the stubborn laws of physics. MeMe Roth simply does not eat to excess and she moves. So all you fat MeMe Roth haters either accept your sloth and greedy gluttony or get fit and lean like MeMe. Your jealous fat girl routine is old and ugly. It is just another reason so many gluttons think the fat acceptance movement is a joke.

Attacks on MeMe Roth will do nothing to advance fat acceptance and gluttony acceptance. We are trying to further normalization of sloth, gluttony and obesity. Making nasty tea bagger comments about Ms Roth only diminishes our righteous cause of sloth, gluttony and obesity. My father used to tell me that every knock is a boost. You fat girls in your misguided zeal and jealousy continue to raise MeMe Roth to greater heights and you sink fat acceptance to newer low. Admit it girls, you hate women like MeMe. She's bright, classy, ladylike, and attractive physically as well as intellectually. MeMe and women like her are the kind of women men want to see and fat girls want to be. The very people crying for fat acceptance, you fat girls, are the ones who are least accepting of your own obesity, sloth and gluttony. You girls need to fish or cut bait. You either accept your gluttony and obesity or you don't so get off the fence and stop blaming MeMe Roth and other lean and pretty women for your inability to accept yourselves.

Just so your little pea brains will know the difference between anorexic, healthy, fat and obese bodies here are some pictures.

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Anorexic

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Normal/Healthy like MeMe Roth

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Fat Slut but not all that unhealthy

BTW when you google image with search terms for fat girls all you find is sluts flaunting it. I'm not complaining after all I am a fat admirer.

obese-woman
Obese Woman Some Health Issues

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BBW or Morbidly Obese

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SSBBW or Super Morbidly Obese

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Super Super Morbidly Obese

If the woman in the above picture had only listened to Kelly Bliss and Linda Bacon and followed the HAES protocol she would not be in a hospital bed but instead she would be running marathons and winning them and still be just as big or bigger.

Do any of you silly girls get the point now?

Glutton: A Poem to the Glory of Gluttony

Glutton: A poem to the glory of gluttony

Glutton by Fat Bastard

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G is for the giant portions I eat.

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L is for the lust I have for food

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U is for my uber underbelly

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TT is for the teeth that help me chew

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O is for my over eating nature
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N is for the nastiness of me

Put it all together it spells GLUTTON.

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Something that I really love to be.


I hope our readers enjoyed this poem. I'm happy top report that my appetite is slowly returning and soon I will be back to my piggy proportions soon. This will be a wonderful journey in unbridled food lust or as the crazy cunts in the FA movement say HAES (Health At Every Size). Who's going to me the first reader to give me an OINK!